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#300671
<DCoder> cute
<DCoder> my Amazon.co.uk recommendations consist of C++, Hacking, and Malware Forensics books
<DCoder> ...
<DCoder> and a Zapf Creations Barbie
<DCoder> wtf
#9928
<SlemJack> diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
#6963
<felix:#slackware> ne1 isn't here. try AOL
#20195
<merk> never make a comment to your friend that a mentally challenged person in a wheelchair is getting more action than him
#16231
(StanLee) I'm tired of working today.
(neruaL) me too
(neruaL) actually not really
(neruaL) because i haven't spoken to any customers yet
(neruaL) and the one time my phone rang it was a dial tone
(neruaL) dial tone > stupid customer
#48330
<HonkyKong> It's like people realize that if they stop buying their shitty products, Sony might actually get some QA, but folks just don't care.
<brakk3n> i knew when buying it if it had the words "sony" on it
<brakk3n> it would be a POS
<HonkyKong> It's like an entire generation that's been dropped on their heads one too many times.
<HonkyKong> I mean sure, my brother owns a PS2 and likes it.
<HonkyKong> But he also used to eat lead paint.
<brakk3n> i've owned 10 ps2's
<brakk3n> if that tells anything
<HonkyKong> You drank from the bucket?
#15848
<Jabberwocky> I made a life-sized Battlemech out of legos. I would have taken over the city too, if I hadn't run out of 2x4s for autocannon rounds.
#298212
CoJaBo> Tho technicly, if its combusting at a subsonic rate, its called defloration..
RADiX> Thanks, Ill fix it on the way to class :)
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CoJaBo> *Deflagration, lol that would have been bad o_O
CoJaBo> uh-oh...
#25228
<Scofco> I neeeeed to gain weight
<Scofco> speaking of which, gonna go make dinner
* Scofco is away: making lasagna L:on, P:on
*** Scofco is now known as Scofco-away
*** Scofco-away is now known as Scofco
* Scofco is back from making lasagna. Awaytime 1min 14secs.
<Scofco> so much for that plan
<Jason> Wow, that was quick.
<Scofco> opened the freezer and saw some ice cream
<Idioteq> MASTER CHEF
#125661
<@DJ> Oh man.
<@DJ> I got so excited.
<@DJ> I saw Pokemon the First Season on sale.
<@DJ> And almost bought it.
<@DJ> Then I remembered I was 18.
#53348
<@Alucard> I wish my lawn was emo so it'd cut itself
Comment: #WPI
#44889
<chevell> not to sound bigoted, but racist jokes are hilarious
<crudesunlight> Agreed.
<chevell> i wonder why there aren't any caucasian jokes?
<crudesunlight> You white boys don't need any help looking stupid.
#4400
<GPF> Quake, Quake II, Quake III....three universes joined by one common theme....BROWN.
#309287
<Loxus> I fell for my own prank..
<Loxus> I had made a hidden folder on one of my hard drives named 'XXX'
<Loxus> when I opened it, there were only a text file named 'HAHA! Nothing here'
<Loxus> and I forgot that I did that. :P
#51373
NES: you should do what I did and try to convince your boss to migrate their whole massive application from vb6 to .net
NES: tell them it'll be very easy
NES: and then leave the company
#133573
(meander) Newfoundland is like calling a place Untitled Document
(meander) i bet its the default name for discovered land
(meander) and they just clicked Ok
(meander) now all other countries have to start out as Newfoundland 2
#35821
<kerpal55> hey guys
<kerpal55> whats the one movie
<kerpal55> where that fat kid is rapping
<kerpal55> about like
<+fftacs> no, stop now!
#39201
Doja: so whats up w/ kerry getting 3 purple hearts for 2 hrs of combat in vietnam? or is that complete bs?
p4-whack: you get the purple hearts for being wounded
p4-whack: you get the silver star for courage under far and actions above and beyond the call of duty
p4-whack: but if you hideout in a TX national gaurd air unit and smoke weed and snort lines, you get to be president
#29955
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#59559
<@kingrayray> i just vacuum sealed 1lb of tobacco into a brick
<@kingrayray> hahahaha
<@kingrayray> i want to kill someone with it
<@kingrayray> and then be like TOBACCO KILLS
#12055
<fecolalia> i try and be humble
<fecolalia> but I KNOW MORE THAN YOU
<fecolalia> SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
#39121
<Marax> anyone heard of internet2?
<Bringa> sequels suck
#60729
<c-rOCK> you cant give blood if youve had buttsex with a man since 1976 though doesnt that disqualify you
<Catcher> haha
<Catcher> giving or receiving?
<jestuh> busted.
<Catcher> DAMN
#14589
<+CmOrHaIr> i can put a computer together and be prepareing the hdd in 20 min
<+CmOrHaIr> or 15 even
<+Jackworks> CmOrHaIr: if u do it in 15 i bet i can make it in 14
* ^Caliban makes sure to avoid any computers put together by Cmor or Jack
#142409
<`Penguinz> vagina sounds more like a sickness than a body part
<`Penguinz> "i can't come in to work today, I have vagina"
<`Penguinz> "It's all over my face!"