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#51075
<Affinity> You're friends with james, therefore you must have a double-digit IQ.
<[i2]dErF> i dont have icq
#9638
<Twid> ha ha, startrek.net dsl is now available
<Twid> living in parent's basement required
#30771
<colombianp4> how can i download some hardware?
#7304
<@Tezz[a]> My Daddy got a paper shredder for Father's Day
<@Tezz[a]> Guess what's happening to all my school notes? >:D
<@Giess> We got ours a barbecue.
#28339
<@Rjx> I just spent 3 minutes trying to find the wire to my headphones
<@Rjx> then I realised.....THEY ARE WIRELESS HEADPHONES
Comment: #geekissues
#6619
<Jon^D> if I was gay and in ireland I'd score with gav
<Jon^D> he's my hero
<Jon^D> he'd probably have to be gay too mind
<arioch> those repressed homosexual tendencies are coming to the surface now
<Jon^D> I wish I was gay
#19320
SilvrWolf> "I distinctly heard my Rice Crispies say 'Snap, crackle, go Fu*& yourself'."
#29007
[Lycanthor]: Own it then. This machine is public useage.
[pHluid]: Lycanthor, you're making yourself look really stupid.
[MagiusMoo]: Lycanthor: You don't mind if I try?
[Lycanthor]: Go ahead.
[Lycanthor]: I just restored a Ghost from april.
[Lycanthor]: Should be easy.
[pHluid]: No RPC patch?
[pHluid]: Hah.
-› Quit: (Lycanthor) (eternity@wv-morgantown-cdnt1-bg5-8b-b-175.mgtnwv.adelphia.net) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[pHluid]: Nope, no patch. :)
#42773
<%TTK> How would I start overclocking
<mikeszewil> don't know
<+Fizban30> first
<+Fizban30> open the box
<+Fizban30> make sure its on
<+Fizban30> and stick a knife in random spots
<+Fizban30> when you feel the zap your done
#303253
<Artifice> I'm a little confused as to how E=MC^2 though. If they cannot be converted, how can they be equivalent
<@jey> energy and matter can interconvert
<Artifice> That's what I thought
<ttvd> prove it
<Artifice> I'll book the LHC. The 12th work for you?
#311346
<enkie> a drunk rat trying to pushing a lever for a jello shot is a sight to be seen
#16369
<esokitty> FUCKING A
<kitten> fuck a B it has more holes
#179
<BlackDeth> hatter doesn't like cocaine
<BlackDeth> he just likes the way it smells!
#29437
<Lepper> i rode my bike for 2 hours today.. w00t
<Lepper> my legs are getting so much stronger
<splice> thatll help when you have to run away from girls
#24260
Geeky Weezer Fan: "Did you see X2?"
onkeybutt87: Jean Grey's hair in that is awesome
onkeybutt87: I totally wish I were a girl so I could have hair like that
onkeybutt87: and, in a related story, I'm straight
#8285
<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> Communism is like Spandex. Good idea, but then real people started using it. Things got real ugly from there.
#6330
craig: I suddenly have the urge to rip someone's ear off... can you guess why?
ted: uh... you've been possessed by vincent van gogh?
#5778
<guest> u kno what rules
<guest> introducing girls to pot
<yesue> no lie
<guest> u smoke pot alone with a girl for the first time
<guest> there is a 250% chance of getting laid
#57411
<Rjx> you know what i do in case of a flaming?
<Rjx> stop
<Rjx> drop
<Rjx> and rofl
#31339
<ghido> hi could anyone suggest me a very good irc server? i have to run it inside an company and it must have a restricted access my User/Pass. Thanks
<SlayerXP> ghido: has your systems administrator given you permission to run an irc server?
<ghido> SlayerXP: i'm the system administrator
<SlayerXP> ghido: then how come you don't know how to use a search engine?
#1821
<kisama_> i've been quaking so much lately
<kisama_> that when i close my eyes
<kisama_> i see quad damage
<D1> I see naked men.
#295495
<MyKe> have you ever ejaculated into a frying pan
<Cibby> yes
#262692
<Elleo> someone should open a geek pub that only plays prog rock called The Progress Bar
#133376
[+TheWickerMan] as much as i don't want to desecrate the memory of cliff burton
[+TheWickerMan] i can't help but chuckle a bit when reading about his death
[+TheWickerMan] getting crushed by a bus is tragic but
[+TheWickerMan] when the lift falls over that's picking up the bus
[+TheWickerMan] and you get crushed by the same bus AGAIN
[+TheWickerMan] that is just hilarious
#8077
<z_evil1> does _anyone_ on IRC update the topic field of a channel to suit the actual topic of conversation?
*** Madeleine changes topic to 'fuck all, as usual'
<Madeleine> set that to keeptopic, forever