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#9114
<D`Amour> time to gogogadgetbacktoworkasquickasfuckbeforeigetfired
#60310
<DarkArchon> She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit
<DarkArchon> Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.
<DarkArchon> I asked how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't.
<DarkArchon> She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.
<DarkArchon> I told her that was what the beer was for.
<DarkArchon> I don't think she's coming back....
Comment: irc.archspace.org 6666 #archspace
#3098
<snag> <@Mir> I wonder what it would be like to fuck in space... in 0-gee
<snag> you need to fuck first
<snag> then you can be picky
#20401
<bucketms> any idea how fast your comp is?
<dan> how do I check?
<bucketms> go to the desktop, right click on My Computer, go to properties
<dan> i have GENERIC IDE DISK TYPE 46!
<dan> SWEET
#37058
<Chee|s|e> I can't wait: soon, marijuana will be legal in Canada :)
<Eddf> So you can have a pot garden in your back yard?
<Chee|s|e> No dude, so I can extend the one in the back to the front.
#29095
<sendai2ci> 138gig's d'led in the past fifteen days...methinks 250 a definite posibility by the end of the month...
<Matreya> wtf are you downloading :)
<Kreator> linux isos
#44022
<%Sim> they've called here
<%Sim> and said "Where are you?"
<%Sim> well, my brother has
<%Sim> I'm like
<%Sim> Where do you fucking thing I am? You called the house in which we live.
<%Sim> I'm in fucking africa
<%Sim> on safari
<%Sim> gtg elephant
#2396
(`zero) ,__ FISH RULE AT DICKSUCKING
(`zero) | `'. / BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE
(`zero) __ |`-._/_.:---`-.._ / TO STOP TO BREATHE
(`zero) \='. _/..--'`__ `'-._
(`zero) \- '-.--"` === / o `',
(`zero) )= ( .--_ | _.' (HURF DUH GILLS)
(`zero) /_=.'-._ {=_-_ | .--`-.
(`zero) /_.' `\`'-._ '-= \ _.'
(`zero) jgs ) _.-'`'-.. _..-'`
(`zero) /_.' `/";';`|
(`zero) \` .'/
#17717
<MrFalcon> fuck... we have all this leftover shrimp, but no shrimp sauce
<tokage> maybe you should kill yourself
#29423
<pencap> HEY LOOK A DIVERSION
* Parts: pencap (~pencapche@12-229-68-133.client.attbi.com)
#32114
<Arcturus> Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF
#5770
<JDigital> Kazz, I think they're pretty obvious going on your reputed dicksize.
<JDigital> Kazz has a 183948192 inch dick.
<dregan> Kazz - envy of every man, dog and skyscraper architect on the hemisphere.
#23634
(Mobius`) is there a disease where your hands always feel dirty and you wash them like every 20mins?
(dtw) excessive fisting
#34302
<TheGreatDrunkMonkey> It's like a book report from Hell
<Mayseth> Sounds like alot of writing, I'll get you started.
<Mayseth> Page 1: It was short, and boring. Losing interest to read book.
<Mayseth> page 2: Still boring. I fell asleep. Will continue in the morning.
<Mayseth> Page 2.5: God this book sucks.
<Mayseth> Page 3: I downloaded the rest of this report off the internet. Enjoy.
#17539
<Chronosla> RARs are the dingleberries of Satan, sent to torment me with mockery and derision.
#57701
< withnail> i bet professional wrestlers talk all in caps
#40168
<@Dr4g0n> I have 4 inches to grow and im done with puberty
Comment: Sometimes it's good to specify words like "height"
#117874
<plasticmillion> so this is totally stupid but does anyone know the keyboard shortcut to jump to the next compilation error in VS.NET
<plasticmillion> for the life of me I can't seem to find it
* plasticmillion bets that if he asked how to invert a multidimensional matrix in the current Emacs buffer someone here would know *that*
<db48x> well
<db48x> if you're in calc mode it's &
<db48x> I'm not aware of any other modes that let you do matrix math
<plasticmillion> I rest my case
Comment: irc.mozilla.org #developers
#303670
[11:11pm] Katuron: OOOOH
[11:11pm] Katuron: it's 11:11!
[11:11pm] MiracleBlue: Quick, make a wish!
[11:11pm] Katuron: uhm uhm uhm
[11:12pm] Katuron: ACE MY EXAMS!
[11:12pm] MiracleBlue: Too late
[11:12pm] Katuron: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
#36634
<Razer> I just got dissed by hotmail..
<Razer> I tried to change my password to "penis"..
<Razer> ..And...it told me my password was too short.. :'(
<Mayseth> Oh it's ok. They have pills for that now.
<Razer> Which, coincidently, I get ads for via hotmail...
#14776
<Psinic> windows 98 is like that drunk uncle that thinks he knows everything and always tries to convince you he was a CIA operative, and when you argue, he gets violent and then passes out.
#11956
<susan> haloooooo
<Phuser> susan
<Phuser> now theres a soon to be guest nick if i ever saw one
*** susan is now known as Guest70397
#55842
<ame> and the other 3 hours were spent chatting up the female specimens
<herr_doktor> LMAO...
<herr_doktor> specimens? you plan on dissection?
<ame> no, just some good, thorough probing
#302359
<st0rmb0x> I had an ass cannon moment
<Ka1enov> LOL
<st0rmb0x> You know when you're on the shitter and you just fart but you don't realise you shat 12 feet of shit in half a second
<Ka1enov> yeah man
<Ka1enov> and then when you wipe
<Ka1enov> theres nothing
<Ka1enov> youre are like what the fuck
<st0rmb0x> lol, yeah man, these things are deadly, what if you were to shit down a balcony, i bet you'd be able to break car windshields
<st0rmb0x> Or snipe someone with a turd
<Ka1enov> and walk away with no evidence
<st0rmb0x> The police are like, what the fuck, there's shit everywhere and that guy has a hole in the head
<Ka1enov> and your ass is clean!
#32534
* Lizking unzips pants
* Lizking reveals CHAINSAW PENIS
*** Lizking has been kicked off channel #voices by JB (No one wants to see that.)
Comment: #voices on darkmyst