Random | Latest | Best | Full Site
#27200
<ecchi-oni-misha132> i watched legally blonde 1 in the hospital
<Frostbiteh2o> heh
<Frostbiteh2o> how was it?
<ecchi-oni-misha132> found it mildly amusing with the help of opiats
#68888
Phryss: to change stuff, I need a password I don't remember
Phryss: but I wrote it down for safe-keeping
Phryss: I wrote it on a post-it
Phryss: and put the post-it in the owner's manual
Phryss: which my parents lost.
Phryss: so I click the "forgot password" link
Phryss: which gives me a password hint
Phryss: The hint that I chose tells me that it's on the post-it that's inside the owners manual that my parents lost.
#46079
<reddave1982> I got the 24-hr garage night shift blues
<Langly> what planet are you on that has 24 hour nights?
<microwiz> are there parts of earth that are dark for 24h? i know there are parts that are light for 24h
<FMalibu> well yes one implies the other
<FMalibu> probably antarctica or something is pretty much dark all day long by now?
* FMalibu imagines what kind of night shifts they have there...
<FMalibu> right, you'll be on pinguin duty...
<microwiz> PENGUIN GARAGE
<Langly> Terrapin Garage
<microwiz> insert "it looks like you blew a seal" joke here
#50718
<Kiell> so it was my mate's funeral the other day
<Kiell> the parents asked his girlfriend to choose a song that he liked.
<Kiell> and between them they picked out "Bombtrack" by Rage Against The Machine.
<Kiell> So, just before the coffin disappeared to be cremated, Zach de la Rocha is screaming "burn, burn, yes you're gonna burn".
<Kiell> Funniest. Funeral. Ever.
#296813
< Biiaru> i remember once i tried to autocomplete a sentence
< Biiaru> i was just kind of thinking what i wanted to say
< Biiaru> typed the first few letters, then tab
< Biiaru> didn't do shit
#23172
sidacola: AH MAW GAWD.
CrayonBreakyWill: What??
sidacola: My grandmother came over and started reading about the threesomes and stuff and Ic ouldn't change the window because of icon porn...
CrayonBreakyWill: ............... roflmao
sidacola: *sobs*
sidacola: I think she read 'cartoon vibrators'.
#311210
windsor: I am beginning to think the only way for anyone from my generation to accomplish some goal (weight loss, driver's license, change of opinion, etc). is for them to feverishly document the entire process on social networking sites.
#30957
<nomad> everything loads so fast on this computer
<nomad> I have no time to decide what I will do next
#48240
* shaine burps.
<Siege> ah great, now it smells like dick in here.
Comment: irc.lessthanthree.us
#15641
<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!
#31972
<KArmA-> mmm chicks with dicks
<Andreas_1> u like it dont u
<Andreas_1> i thought it was boys with boobs
<KArmA-> no
<KArmA-> that's a fatty
#309173
<SmallR2002> I was just thinking back to a previous job where a team lead when escalating to me told me to 'just open the DLL in word and use the comparison thingie to see what changed in an update (of the DLL)'
#257436
<Yo_Mamma> So Jimbot, what are you wearing?
<ichai> no
<ichai> you are not having cyber sex with my IRC bot
#1175
<Loser> i just got an idea
<Loser> i bet noone's done this before
<Loser> get like 100 guys to come into a bottle
<Loser> and then pay a chick to drink it
<AlmtyBob> Loser: um, that's what bukkake is all about
<ryo-ohki> I have videos to prove it.
<ryo-ohki> We're talking like a fucking clear saucer FULL of spooge
<ryo-ohki> Like, she could pour some cereal on it and still not have enough cereal to finish the jizz off.
#11969
<blitzoid> Goddamn... skid marks on underwear are bad, but you know you've been sitting for too long when you see them on your chair.
#297507
[+Rickmasta] What would you say is the main chinese religion?
[~knoeki] Rickmasta: opression?
Comment: #zomgwtfbbq, irc.p2p-network.net
#18986
<Yukanojo> <kjustice> if everyone was constipated all the time, life would be like DBZ! Raaaagh! Urrrrrgh!
#20795
<arm> it says i have 3 ircs running when i can only see 2
<arm> when i go to task manager
<arm> now wich one is it... hmm
* arm (mattchoo86@h68-144-169-29.cg.shawcable.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
#19400
(willay): sex+workplace doesnt work i think!
(XorA): unless you are a whore
#19516
<Crash> her ass is so tight it scares me
#8942
<outRider> i bought MoH: AA today... boy, world war II was easy.
#1899
[Amanda_] No way, Chris, I had real food for dinner
[`michael] squirrels
[Amanda_] dude
[Amanda_] Squirrel is good
#51619
eefstr_12: theres no fresh water where I am, we have them delivered
sze_mai: here's what you do
sze_mai: feed a couple of monkeys salt and follow them
sze_mai: you'll find a water source for sure
eefstr_12: one question, where do I get monkeys
sze_mai: dunno, I'm an expert in water, not monkeys.
#3168
<myst> yeah i suck at snowboarding too
<myst> skiing easier
<Joshua> yeah, i broke my arm and then my dad walked up to my twisted wreck of a body and told me i was faking it.
<Joshua> he wouldn't even take me to the doctor's until my mom came home and yelled at him.
<myst> lol! ah parents
#308438
<Migs> what does it mean when critics say a movie is "smart?"
<gildean> they didn't understand it