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#226601
<ktea> I'm not wasting waffles on my vagina
<@d_e> waffles and vagina in the same sentence.
<@d_e> that. is. greatness.
<@d_e> two of my favorite things.
<@d_e> add some bacon.
<@rm-fr> two great tastes, together at last
Comment: #bifemunix on Efnet
#1274
[kisama_] and no, amanda, my favorite monoply symbol is the cannon
[Amanda_] Because it symbolizes all the high powered ass pounding you do?
#48577
--> GakFace (~GakFace@SF-C3E4458F.aubnin.dsl-w.verizon.net) has joined #prometheus
<GakFace> I'd just like to let you all know that I"m missing class right now and that I have a very good reason.
<GakFace> I have no freaking idea WHERE my keys are
<GakFace> Not one single clue.
<numist> :o
<numist> and you came here to ask us to help you find them?
#1979
(PrimoPyro) sometimes I talk on the phone when im on the crapper =)
(PrimoPyro) *bloop*
(PrimoPyro) "what was that?"
(PrimoPyro) ahh.. I dropped an ice cube in my drink...
#2068
* Ashboy notices that solidair has changed his alias
<SolidLand> yes.
<Ashboy> wh00p! l8r.
*** Ashboy has quit IRC (yes)
<SolidLand> never seen a guy so excited about my nick change
#44942
<[sync]> Windows Services for Unix destroyed my windows installation
<[sync]> Microsoft: this is what you get, traitor
#3292
<nakke> I should edit my Notes views so I can mark emails from my colleagues as "sux"
#39665
[ qwack ] k well i have to do the lawns now
 · · Nick : qwack : [ qwack|lawns ]
about 10mins later
[ qwack|lawns ] anyone wanna buy a weed wacker?
[ qwack|lawns ] needs some repairs...
[ Anthony ] whats wrong with it?
[ qwack|lawns ] anyone know where i can get a cheap front wind screen for a 91 nissan sentra?
[ Anthony ] haha
Comment: weed wacker wouldnt start and the car was in the wrong place at the wrong time..
#62999
<pr3d4t0r> loke__: I long for the days when Mexico had electoral fraud, Russia lacked freedom, and the US was a beacon of hope instead of the other way around.
#55507
<S> fnuh?
<S> a fly just flew into my monitor
<S> then instantly collapsed on my desk
<Markus> hehe
<Markus> maybe it has no depth perception and thought your background was real
<S> except you can't see my background for the masses of windows open
<S> besides that, it's just plain dark cyan
<Markus> could make a joke about flies flying into windows but that's too corny
#17414
<tytu> does anyone ever pull hisself?
<r0mulus> what?!
<tytu> when you pull your...you know
<r0mulus> hmm
<r0mulus> no
<r0mulus> i don't
<r0mulus> know what you mean
<tytu> you wrap your hand around your dick and then start to pull up and down
<r0mulus> umm... i think your in the wrong channel
#444
<SYch0> >>> Spelling error in digdug. Suggestions:
<SYch0> uiu 1. lamer
#4706
<winmutt> lol
<winmutt> my neighbor's name is jeff toke
<winmutt> and hes getting married tomorrow
<winmutt> 4/20
<winmutt> LOL
<winmutt> i just realized this
#55223
< finn> I let god decide if I'm going to school tomorrow or not, by just not setting an alarm
< finn> "if god wanted me to be in school today, he woulda woken me up"
#30598
<iczer> oh man, this quest to get my chocobo license sucks
<iczer> have to try to feed a chocobo every ingame day 6 times - and one day in ffxi is one hour in real life
<ChrisDKK> iczer, NERD!
* ChrisDKK goes back to playing FFTA
<iczer> but it will be worth it! i can then ride chocobos!
<ChrisDKK> iczer, I have I have to feed your mom for 6 days...
<iczer> what is the reward?
<iczer> ......... oh god.........
<ChrisDKK> haha
#305766
Cycron | the first thing i thought of when i heard that Japan moved several feet: "their GPS is totally messed up now"
Comment: irc.ecnet.org
#1730
<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
<Celestya> i dont think so
<Mikkel> Wanna go camping?
#19317
MOONKISSED> you know if i had a .25 for everytime you people made no sense i'd be rich
Quasadu> moon: If I had 10 cents for everytime a man in a spacesuit came up behind me, gave me a weggie and said he loved me, i'd have forty cents
#261528
<Blimey> hmmmm shall i have another cup of tea?
<Blimey> or is that a bit drastic?
<Blimey> what the hell, you only live once....
#2870
* FiShYmAn kills Noddy
* FiShYmAn sells the film to ld saying its olsen twins for $50
[Noddy ] rfol
[Noddy ] he'd get off on it either way
#162497
jdbugg87: ok i just ripped a cd...what the hell is .ogg
adanedhel728: it's a file extension, kind of like "doc" is short for "document," "ogg" is short for "oh good god, what an annoying file format"
#34376
<Prophet_Tenebrae> charles kennedy - is getting a lot of news coverage.
<Steveo> Richard, is he sober or something?
<Prophet_Tenebrae> apparently he doesn't have a drink problem.
<Prophet_Tenebrae> but quite frankly if you were leader of the lib dems, being wasted is about the only way you could carry on.
#32742
<Bringa> also, it's kinda ironic how bash DOES display british pound symbol but not, for instance, the symbol for a nasal a in polish.
<Bringa> Where does the pound sign come from anyway?
<somniloquy> from me pressing shift+3
<Bringa> That's deep.
<somniloquy> good stuff, eh?
<Bringa> If this was the internet, I'd conclude that you come from your daddy pressing alt+f4 too late, since only on the internet can you get away with puns that weak.
<Bringa> You're fortunate we're conversing over very fast smoke signs.
#92
<Xavier> if it has 'teen' in the channel name, the collective iq of the group can automatically be assumed to be a negative value
#49782
<cobalt27x> florida is a giant phallic hurricane magnet