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#36303
<`Riku> my god
<`Riku> someone actually has a licence plate in Finland that says "GOA-753"
#297412
<shawnz> how come every emulator has dozens of advanced image scaling algorithms
<shawnz> but every image editing app has two or three
<&dt> because everyone wants mario bigger
<&dt> but not pictures of you
#300379
<Pryo[Geo110]> Professor: These faults are known as dip slips.
<Pryo[Geo110]> Professor: The dip slip has a slot, called the dip slip keyhole.
<Pryo[Geo110]> Professor: The hanging wall is thrust upwards into the keyhole in the reverse dip slip fault.
<Asaph> That last one is NOT real.
<Pryo[Geo110]> it is, and I swear to god, this is the best class in the history of classes.
<Pryo[Geo110]> A 90 year old man just said "Dip Slip" over 50 times in under 5 minutes, in a completely legitimate scientific lecture. My life is complete.
#21173
<Beelzebub> Necrophilia isn't rape, it's recycling
#30066
<Guest15294> I've been on mIRC for many years, but now there is a hacker named nickserv, and everytime i connect he changes my nick, can anyone help me???
#295092
<havent changed name since 21st jan 007> daniel u know how i said my router was overheating?
<havent changed name since 21st jan 007> i got home yesterday and max had opened it and mounted a heatsink to the hot chip and cut open the side and stuck a cpu fan on the exterior of the case
<havent changed name since 21st jan 007> so now i have super power router
<havent changed name since 21st jan 007> that i think may technically still belong to vodafone
#192
<Quan> they speak "texican"
#764
<DigDug> looks like microsoft is extending http
<DigDug> HTTP 403.9 - Access Forbidden: Too many users are connected
<DigDug> Internet Information Services
<OxOO> that must be visual http++
#1964
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps
[01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps
[01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps
[01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english?
[01:35] (hilo21) fuck you
[01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?
#32604
<somniloquy> nice. i told MSN my postcode is "bite me" and it accepted it
#10607
<Glide20> americans are so stupied
#34873
<everest> the iraqis captured 4 italians, 2 americans, and a korean
<everest> they're setting up for an offensive joke.
<everest> tomorrow they'll force the hostages to walk into a bar
Comment: #geekissues
#20
<Dr_DOS> My fish get scared of pizza boxes.
<Dr_DOS> They think they're giant borg ships or smth
<repp0r> Don't put an anchovie pizza near your fish.
#304071
< Bobsentme> And then a graduate student came in, overheard about 3 seconds of our conversation, and explained we could do the same thing for free if we just used nmap and a database
< Bobsentme> So...anyone know a good place to hide the body of a graduate student? >.>
< PID1|work> from a forensic lab??
< Bobsentme> yeah.
< Tamber> lecture hall. They won't think of looking there.
< PID1|work> or a tutorial class
< Bobsentme> Tamber: "He's always the first to arrive, but sleeps through my lectures!" "He's dead." "Oh...damn. He was the only one passing the course."
#31257
<|StuNNa|> !addpeon Murdoc
<Murdoc> hey
<Murdoc> dont you pee on me
#53899
<NeCRoPedOPhilE_SuicideCULT> how to change my nickername?
#22801
<The_Karma_Police>It's weird how Bush wants to get rid of the world's evil
<The_Karma_Police>Yet he doesn't see that he, is indeed very evil
<Soulofahologram> Yes I find it erotic
<The_Karma_Police> Don't you mean Ironic?
<Soulofahologram> Same thing
#24802
<zenlunatic> is slashdot fully lynx/links/w3m compatible as far as posting, etc... goes? Also, does anyone known of software that will let me post from emacs?
<jwbozzy> oh good god.
#33116
<delmore> i just fucked a chick i know,she squirted in my face, he he, how cool is that?
<@Manyiu> you didnt leave this chan for the last two hours
<@Manyiu> and you werent idle for a min
<@_razor_> so you were fucking her and typing on irc?
<delmore> nah, i was typing when she was sucking me off
<@UncleMart> Laptops are good for that, get the girl in doggy and place it on her ass so you can fuck and be on IRC at the same time
<@Manyiu> this makes this story of yours far less plausible than the drug one
<@_razor_> lolol
#34045
<Inominate> a portscan is roughly equivalent to a bank robber calling the bank to ask what thier hours are. Sure it's something you need to know to rob it, but if you stop answering the phones, it's an even bigger problem.
#1060
<tokage> ha ha 'geek' weddings - "Do you, GandalfGreyhame, take cyndrekit to be your lawfully wedded wife in uptime and down, for low processing power and high, till someone unplugs the power cord
#4835
<JeyK> 7) I wanted to see if my penis would fit through the CD. It did, but the firemen and rescue squad had to break the CD to free me.
#59752
<sektie> the glare of the sun off my own skin is triggering the sensor in my macbook that dims the display
<sektie> this is fucking with me
<MrZodiac> submit a apple support request
<MrZodiac> “I’m too white to use apple”
Comment: Troubleshooting on EFnet #bifemunix
#11194
*** SpeedySavant is now known as Savant
<Shadow|AFK> faster than a speeding bullet!
<Shadow|AFK> more powerful than a locomotive!
*** Savant (somewhere@385a42df.18d12617.ed.shawcable.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
<Baralu> Ironic :)
<Shadow|AFK> alright a slow locomotive
#25606
<Drugdown> Everyone makes mistakes.
<Fleebis> Especially you.