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#26313
<Matrix_McCloud> cant you just leave
<MidoriKid> Nope. I have a four year contract.
<Oolong> you should get dishonorably discharged.
<Oolong> that way, you get to have anal sex, and leave
<Oolong> it's a win-win situation
#69
<spleenex> EQ is like a 3D AOL chatroom with monsters :/
#137549
Celeste: so um yah
Celeste: you dont have to send me anything
Moozh: got it to work?
Celeste: psh no
Celeste: i did the opposite
Moozh: work to it got?
#33067
· · ChanMode : Sexy sets mode [ +o ] mi||i0n
[ @mi||i0n ] (&) join synced in 3 minutes and 43.281 seconds.
! @mi||i0n claps
[ @mi||i0n ] a new record
[ @mi||i0n ] :(
[ @\user\bin ] lovely
[ @\user\bin ] thats some serious AOL pwnage
#10869
<Stuckie> I had to sit through the Sound of Music for TWO FRIGGIN weeks.. bloody school shows... probably why I've cracked... lol
<Stuckie> The hiiiiiills are aliiiiiive with the sound of **BANG!!** DIE YOU BASTARDS!!! **BANG!!**
#26404
<bin_Laden> Some English teacher got beaten to death a couple months ago.
<Morris> hahaha
<Morris> must've given an AP student a B
#657
<muted> i dont like slackware
<Zephyrous> muted: what are you on?
<Accipiter> Zephyrous >> Crack, apparently.
<muted> suse
#51406
* [WarMachine] has joined #cesspool
<Gormandu> Where the hell have you been?
<[WarMachine]> banned from the pc
<Gormandu> why?
<[WarMachine]> I showed my parents Goatse when I was drunk
<Gormandu> So they banned you for a week?
<[WarMachine]> No the school year, they went out and took the power cord, but I bought one earlier
<Gormandu> You are so sad.
#16284
<Fembot> I choose you, PINGachu!
<Fembot> Variable sized packet attack!
#13399
(jeek) Jesus Christ.
(jeek) How the hell am I supposed to swallow two alka-seltzer pills.
(jeek) ?
(seawolf_) put them in water first
(jeek) But then they'll dissolve
(jeek) Oh, I get it
(jeek) n/m
#11170
<niles> i just baught this kick ass afgan rug downtown
<niles> it has landmines, pistols and attack helicopters
#45516
<gelfie> stupid cow at work threatened to report me for animal cruelty.
<gelfie> she's chatting in the cubicle next to mine with someone about Atkins. I said I put my cat on Atkins.
<gelfie> she goes on with this spiel about how it'll damage his liver, leech calcium from his bones, ruin his heard yaddah yaddah
<gelfie> stupid bitch. HE'S A CAT. HE JUST EATS MEAT. THATS WHAT CATS DO.
<gelfie> wish I could be there to hear the ASPCA rep on the other end when she calls
#105149
<UMKid08> Hey James, what did the tableau calculus say to the fair node selection algorithm?
<jamesl> ? what?
<UMKid08> You complete me! =)
<jamesl> ...
<jamesl> You know, before you said that I used to wonder why that valedictorian left you for that marine dude...
#9501
<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
<AgentSmith> One of these...has a future.
<Randerson> LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
<AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m
#201
<iMike> the bible should be rewritten to more common language
<DigDug> yeah, like c++ or perl
<D1> in comic book form
#307982
* krikkert heads for that large downy object in the other room which is rumoured to remove fatigue and restore vitality.
* UmbralRaptor spent far too long wondering why a coffee-maker would be covered in down.
#12032
<unswornangel> naw, i will just throw it back at you. . . doc
<sportsdoc> good i love a battle of wits.. i feel like you are the afgans and I am the US though.
<unswornangel> what? how so?
<sportsdoc> I rest my case
#39054
<MiniMizer> THERE ARE KIDS IN AFRICA THAT STILL HAVE DIALUP!
#26281
<Madchemist> the best part of UO was that some people just wanted to be farmers or weavers or some mess
<Madchemist> and you could slaughter them and take their hard earned stuff
#1587
<HeLL> Is there a hacker called peer? He is trowing me off the chatserver(s) all the time.
#8215
<DotSPF> man, my mate is a complete div.
<DotSPF> he asked for my help coz he'd forgotten his hotmail password - I go round to see if he's put in a secret question so I can resurrect his account.
<DotSPF> what a prick
<DotSPF> his secret question was 'what is my password'
<DotSPF> i'm gonna go out and see if I can find him a cheap iMac
#310881
<StoneCyp1erAW> dude i just met a fourth person named chance.
<StoneCyp1erAW> WHAT ARE THE CHANCES
#33911
<@Neon[UK]> <=D
<@Rjx> penis flower?
<@Neon[UK]> happy hat >:|
#305776
* Jorfs (Jorfs@9BEA575.2F81F144.8DE8CFAD.IP) has joined #britfa.gs
<Jorfs> Shit how do i chat up this hot redhead?
<music> okc?
<Jorfs> Nah im at a bar
<music> so let me get this straight
<music> you're at a bar
<music> and you're trying to chat a girl up
<music> but you don't know what to do, so you come on irc?
<Jorfs> Yes
<Jorfs> Why are they all laughing at me now?
<music> hahah
#28315
<Dru> been going strong for like 20 minutes
<Velcro_> the viagra's helping eh?
<Dru> yeah like i need drugs to keep a constant hard on
<Quorthy> viagra is for ppl without usenet access
<Quorthy> & usenet is for ppl without vagina access