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#4866
<fagx> in order to maintain our status as high-ranking officials in #lost we have a maximum of 1 offline friend each
#306002
thoriumchameleon: !seen goldfinch
Sploosh: goldfinch was last seen in #LFS-support at Fri Dec 24, 2010 [04:45] GMT saying 'guys i heard a scream from down the road but im shitting bricks what do i do'
#34148
<DarkSong> oh lovely
<DarkSong> Microsoft has decided to do a second version of XP, before releasing Longhorn
<DarkSong> and it's codename right now is "XP Reloaded"
<TempyWork> ...
<_bla_> and it features weird slowdown effects?
<TempyWork> hah
Comment: EsperNet #AnimeDVD
#42659
<RHX> Winamp playing: Various - The Waterboys / Whole of the M
<RHX> ID3 tags don't get the whole of the na
#19925
<Rodent> What? No pr0n on /.? What the hell is that site popular for?!
#33505
<SexyTurd> oh yuck the most horrible wet fart just came out of my butthole
<Golurilu> wtf
<Golurilu> was it absolutely necessary to share that?
<SexyTurd> sorry
<Golurilu> Somehow my bran muffin doesn't seem so tasty anymore :(
#5740
<evenpar123> I think I'm losing it...
<Slant> evenpar123: Losing what?
<evenpar123> my ability to tell the difference between games and reality
<evenpar123> Just today, I was driving down a street, and saw a building that had sunlight reflecting off it...
<evenpar123> And I thought "Damn....these are some nice graphics..."
<evenpar123> It was horrible...
<evenpar123> ugh
#26285
<AL9000> I'm gonna make my girlfriend a valentine with the goatse man on it, and it will have a caption that reads "I love you thiiisss much!"
#9304
<jre> My underwear seems to be covered with a crusty white substance. Is it anthrax?
<Zeluth> what does it smell like?
<jre> Like semen
<Zeluth> you have anthrax
<jre> The carton of milk was filled with some sort of milky-white liquid. Is it anthrax?
<Zeluth> How good at you are pancake making?
<jre> Terrible.
<Zeluth> its anthrax
<jre> I opened my hole puncher to find a large collection of small white discs, about the size of a hole a hole-punch makes. Is it anthrax?
<Zeluth> try inserting the paper disc in your urethra
<jre> Done, but I can't get it out now.
<Zeluth> congratulations yopu just gave yourself anthrax
<jre> I just received a parcel in the mail filled with a white powder. An accompanying note informed me to "take penacilin now" and that "Allah is great". Is it anthrax?
<^Vulpix^> jre: NOPE IT ISN'T, IT'S FREE COCAINE
#310968
<Thugzilla> jesus
<Thugzilla> i just won the hardest battle of real life
<Thugzilla> internet was down all day, so i went upstairs knocked, [Redacted 1] answered and i told him to plug the ethernet cable back in
<Thugzilla> he didnt
<Thugzilla> 2 hours later i knocked again and no one answered, even tho i can hear footsteps
<Thugzilla> i knocked like 20 times still no one answers
<Thugzilla> i flip the breaker for their fridge and living room, go back upstairs, knock again and [Redacted 2] answers within 2 seconds
<Thugzilla> now my internet is back
#10213
<Blaxthos> any fat bitches with inner beauty wanna chat ?
#21446
<Number1> what do you do when you have a file that refuses to delete?
<Deech> first, you demand, then you threaten, finally you launch an offensive.
<Deech> Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
<Number1> lol
<Number1> I put a gun to its icon, but it still wouldn't budge.
<Deech> some of those files grew up on the wrong sector on the wrong side of the tracks.. they're hard core, yo.
<Number1> "On the next Jerry Springer: Files gone bad."
<Deech> See it now! Hot file on file action!
#31889
<rpop> wtf happened to the penguin game
<rpop> "Sorry, this is an unofficial link." :(
<ShyK> penguin game?
<DEATH> it was shut down because of GPL violation
<DEATH> games that include penguins must open their source
<DEATH> they got sued because they didnt
#2324
<trccccc> damn I have eaten enough salsa to kill a small ethiopian town
#2552
<circle> one place was offering like $2500 if u let them cut off a toe and re-attach it
<McMoo> that's excellent
<circle> no kidding, i'd be like, "do all 10"
#676
[23:07] <feMMey> i leave for europe in 4 days
[23:07] <rys> on purpose?
#2326
<rogue> I'm a flaming homosexual!
<rogue> I was out there being gay, and one of those radical right-wingers set me on fire!
#2046
<train> i'm on prison net
<train> that still works
<Hooblah> wtf
<Hooblah> prison?
<Hooblah> as in locked up n shit?
<Zebracake> heh!
<Zebracake> no, irc.prison.net
#7564
<foop> Nov 4 06:28:56 xanax syslogd: select: Bad file descriptor
<foop> Nov 4 06:29:27 xanax last message repeated 707174 times
<foop> that ain't good
#74752
<Swisho> sometimes when i see handicapped people with their hands in a really awkward position
<Swisho> it helps to think of them like they were holding a guitar
<Swisho> rocking the fuck out
#428
<VicViper> NerdSex #73: Make sure you select the option "Always on Top"
#80430
<Rocky> awesome! script done
<Rocky> simple but useful know what i mean?
<Rocky> if you type !song, you can view what i'm listening to
<Rocky> try it
<Rocky> oh shit wait
<Siege> !song
* Rocky is dancing to brazilian gal fucks horse MUST-SEE awesome porn slut rape bitch bestiality hot porno jpg mpg mpeg jpeg great scat whore [53:24m/371Kbps/44KHz]
* Quits: Rocky (grapes@40597861.8D6CA4AC.718E664C.IP) (Quit: )
Comment: irc.cheatlist.com #warez
#9596
<@PikaChan> the four greatest numbers in existance: 13, 69, 666, 1337
<@PikaChan> man, it'd be cool to have the phone number 1-337-666-1369
<%ragna> pika, you thought long and hard about that didnt you?
<@PikaChan> yes i did
#3976
<therioman> at this rate i'll end up working for some company, being married and having 4 kids
<therioman> which i will ensure doesn't happen
<therioman> i shall barricade myself with 45U racks
#176290
<+Tiberius> i get my women the same way a lion gets his prey
<+int16h> Stalking them?
<Ves> idiots who fall in the cage?