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#8271
*** Haggis has quit IRC (Quit: Sometimes I try to masturbate long words into a conversation. Even if I dont know what they mean.)
#19334
DARK-LORD> I got an email and it ahowed this Chinese/Seafood place called ....Fuk Mie. I don't even want to know how they awnser the phone!LOL
#35692
<Roscoe> show me a cisco config
<Roscoe> and were talkin
* Amun pulls down pants
* Amun shows roscoe his cisco config
* Roscoe sees your running a small pipe
Comment: geeked
#14257
<@ScuzleBut> I was an athiest until I realized I was God.
#57411
<Rjx> you know what i do in case of a flaming?
<Rjx> stop
<Rjx> drop
<Rjx> and rofl
#16195
<Dss-tester> nuke u have a real bad additude
<@NitroX> no way, not nuke
<*Nuke> Im a sweetheart you stupid fuck
#8545
[@Gentleman_Junkie] Sure your ass will hurt, but its better than getting pregnant...
#32918
<splice> i think its funny that it takes more syllables to say "hello" in japanese than to describe female fart porn
#21600
<Casper> I gotta shit..
<Casper> But I'm lazy.
<wex> same here
<wex> im at 65% shit level
<wex> 100% is when i shit my pants
<Phucker> haha
<Casper> I'm at like 73%
<Casper> and rising
<Casper> (I'm eating)
#1765
<skunko> my standards for chicks right now are super low
<skunko> i'd go out with a chick as long as she wasnt fat, was shorter than me, and was going to get me off in some fashion
#15457
<na-dragon> Who would win in a fight? A Z-Fighter from dragon ball z, or a jedi master?
<jonblake> Well, thats a good question, there are alot of things that need to be factored in
<jonblake> Z fighters can fly, shoot big balls of energy, go really fast, and releport etc
<na-dragon> Yes but a jedi master can see all of that happen before he does it, and he has a light saber..
<jonblake> I guess this is one of those things in life we will never really know
<Vyse> GOD DAMNIT, Has either one of you ever even SEEN what a pussy looks like?
#47135
< zeon> typing drunk is hard
< feenyx> it's just five letters
#69154
<Apofisu> Allow me to sing 100 bottles of beer on the wall
<Apofisu> *ahem*
<Apofisu> x = 100;
<Apofisu> while(x > 0) {
<Apofisu> printf("%d bottles of beer on the wall. \n %d bottles of beer. \n Take one down, pass it around. \n %d bottles of beer on the wall.", x, x, x-1);
<Apofisu> x--;
<Apofisu> }
* Apofisu bows
#297561
<ProtoTom> WTF's a woofer?
<Jizzle> It's a special speaker reserved for making "woof" sounds in some songs
<Jizzle> WHO LET THE DOGS OUT for instance
<ProtoTom> seriously?
<MACROX> yeah...the runtime complexity of producing that sound was way to high
<MACROX> so they implemented it in harware
#37846
<ashura> anyone here familiar with emacs commands
<ashura> I tried to quit and now I don't appear to have gone anywhere. ^_^;
<bork> C-g C-g C-g C-g C-x C-c
<Maz> That sounds like someone choking to death.
#4415
<MuSKraT> I'm supposed to go to meet a cute girl at a bar with our class, but I keep farting. I CAN'T GO UNTIL I FINISH FARTING.
#42867
<corky> oh fuck
<corky> I was copying some stuff for my boss the other day
<corky> and I just found the disc I copied in the drive
<corky> I'm trying to remember exactly what the disc was I gave him
<corky> I have a horrible feeling it was teh pr0n _(
<corky> fuck
<corky> fuck, I need to phone him, hes not the sort of person to find it amusing
#16035
<^Baka^> I wish there was a unix command called train
<^Baka^> then someone would eventually have to type man train
#17749
<Crumbs> anyone know what the strongest painkillers you can buy are?
<Trukkie> guns
#11588
<pfk> oh its may 21st..almost time for my bath
#159372
<&EvilFixIt> orwell missed by a few years with 1984
<Rob> what year did he guess
#37441
<@g> ive been cleaning my room on and off all day
<@g> got rid of like 6-7 bags of trash :x
<%Luffy> I've been thrusting all day...beat that ?.?
<@g> i dont want to beat anything of yours o.o
#4643
<KyleAFK> YESSSSSSSS; got it working
<Const> Your penis?
<KyleAFK> YESSSSSSS!
#4779
<Lucent> i'm just about fucking tired of middle schoolers named samantha e-mailing me for chemistry homework
<Lucent> without giving a picture
#24197
<@Firebird> Crap..I hacked my microwave and now it cools things down instead of heating them :S
<Squiggy> Haha
<Squiggy> Hack your fridge and make it warm things up
<@Firebird> Then how will i keep my food cold?
<@Firebird> Ohhh.....OH!