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#7892
<schteve> let´s see how many that want to offer me a penis enlagement today
<schteve> in other words, i am gonna check my mail
#32810
<Kneecaps> anybody up for some key signing?
<Kneecaps> nobody about :(
<SlayerXP> key signing?
<SlayerXP> as in "hello complete stranger I met on IRC, please sign my GPG key so people will trust the key more."
<Kneecaps> yes
<Kneecaps> thats right
<SlayerXP> . <- the point -> your direction of travel
#152127
<@jig[g]ster> yeah ignore me i'm on acid :P (methamphetaminelly speaking)
<@jig[g]ster> er, metaphorically*
#173028
< Shadow_mil> we don't need biodegradable condoms. Normal condoms already do enough to protect the environment.
#1227
<brian`home> so im takin my shower
<brian`home> then i whip out the old hockey shampoo
<brian`home> I WAS LIKE OMFG I LOVE YOU HOCKEY SHAMPOO
<brian`home> so i take a swig of it
<brian`home> cuz it smelled so f'in good
<brian`home> dude it tasted nasty
#160100
jazza joined the chat room.
jazza: hi
jazza: can anyone help me
xexyz: no
xexyz: IRC is 100% Help-Free for 53 days now
xexyz: And we don't want to let the union down by starting now
#278
*** Joins: SLiPMaTT` (slippy@I.get.my.STDs.from.the.girls.at.geishagarden.com)
#48078
<Ginman> im against picketing, but i dont know how to show it
Comment: #wpi
#19072
<dsif0r> that lil clip dude
<dsif0r> that microsoft uses
<dsif0r> he rules.
<quish> ...
<quish> no he doesnt
<quish> he's annoying as hell
<dsif0r> yes he does
<dsif0r> he always cares about my feelings
<dsif0r> people just treat him like shit
<dsif0r> and hes only there to help.
#5586
| Lavalamp is (~lava@www.childrenpalace.edu.vn])
<@madog> vietnam sucks anyway
<Lavalamp> vn = vietnam?
<Lavalamp> maybe that's why it's so lagged
<@madog> *sigh*
<@Guilty> I figured Vietnam would have a wonderful network of fiber since all the holes were already dug
#309657
(+tt) I have the best idea for a serial crime
(+tt) I am going to break into people's bathroom windows, flip the toilet paper over so it feeds the other way, and leave.
#11721
<]AoV[Virus|OGC> anyone know an altanative to napster?
<TIK|wombat> Walmart
<]AoV[Virus|OGC> can ya dcc it?
#11597
<bLaKeiMuS_TiReD> i had a dream 2 nights ago that my penis was stuck in the hole of a TDK silver cd and i was really nervous
<jAyVeNoMx> damn dood if my dick fit in a CD hole I'd be nervous too
#36317
TheGreenBastard: Similar type of story....I work at a garage. This car came in, and this 'person' came into the office looking for the key to the bathroom. Neither my boss or I could tell if it was a man or a woman. Seriously....fat, shaped like a barrel, jowls, no normal boobs, middle timbre voice.
So we put both keys on the counter and acted busy.....and looked at which key was left on the counter...it was a woman!![/
#39268
<Rjx> I'm voting kerry this election
<Rjx> I can't vote directly
<Rjx> but I find easily influenced people over the internet
<Rjx> and convince them to vote on my behalf
#218759
<dapho> we have so much in common
<dapho> he's always either playing wow or reading fantasy novels
<dapho> and I'm always either feeling sorry for myself or reading fantasy novels
#304590
<geniice> and lets face it if your backup plan is to fill the area with liquid helium you've chosen quite an exciting life
#1729
<blinkchik> can i become a bot and how??
#7976
<ErikN|WORK> do you have sdl installed?
<savepotatoes> think so
<ErikN|WORK> hmmm
<savepotatoes> probably
<ErikN|WORK> are you sure?
<savepotatoes> yea
(time passes...)
<savepotatoes> whats sdl?
#10430
* cj_ installs svgalib.
<cj_> gonna test quake2 on linux
<nwinter> nice.
<cj_> then i can play with myself
<nwinter> GRODEY.
<cj_> no seriously. my monitors face inwards at me, and both the mice are
within an arms reach. i can chase myself around.
#13495
<Skyphox> ahhh shoot, my spelling script has disapeared again
#24875
<Cody> what color is mango?
<Derian> #FF7646
<Cody> lol... dork
#36336
<@fusionrock> haha, da's mainpage has an ad for generic viagra
<@BlackIce> no kevin, they're targeted at each user.
#299398
<pheand_> talking to my mother is like getting a back rub from Edward Scissorhands
#308371
<bob> At last, a public opinion poll that gets the opinions of ordinary Americans on the issues that matter! Apparently, two thirds of Americans polled think that Barack Obama is better suited to defend against an alien invasion than Mitt Romney, according to a survey from National Geographic Channel
<ramsey> those are really the things that matter
<ramsey> but I'm more interested in who is better suited to get us through the impending zombie apocalypse, since it's more impending than an alien invasion
<bob> i'd probably still choose the black one.
<ramsey> wow