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#51314
<Patr1ck> wait, why do you have a web cam?
<Patr1ck> there is no broadband here
<DarkSenay> i was supposed to talk with my GF at home
<DarkSenay> yeah, found out there was no broadband
<DarkSenay> and we broke up
#19182
(Kyro): lofl
(richindub2): lofl?
(richindub2): did you go for a lol and decide to make it rofl half way through?
#306677
<maxson> honestly
<maxson> it's weird because
<maxson> normally, i'd get to know her better before asking her out
<Leaff> you're asking for relationship advice froma 12 year old?
<Leaff> oh
<Leaff> ok
<maxson> the only way i'm going to get to know her better is by asking her out
<maxson> so it's like a dilemma
<maxson> also yes
<maxson> irl this would be creepy
<Leaff> yup
<Leaff> irl me hanging out with you would be creepy
<maxson> yup
<Leaff> irl a lot of things that people do on the internet would be creepy
<maxson> like talk to people while looking at porn
<Leaff> exactly
<maxson> "hey james how's it going"
<maxson> "HRRNG oh fine URRRGH you?"
<Leaff> "are you fapping"
<Leaff> "LOL NOPE NOT AT ALL"
<Leaff> "DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU WOULD SUGGEST THAT"
<maxson> "did you piss your pants"
<maxson> "you're in the ballpark"
<Leaff> i think we should end this part of the conversation right now
<Leaff> before it gets
* Leaff sunglasses
<maxson> out of hand?
<Leaff> out of haFUCK YOU
#43460
--- Topic for #linuxgeneration is wget ftp://vatican.org/pope/current/stable/pope-265.0.tgz && tar zxvf pope-265.0.tgz && cd pope-265.0 && ./configure --prefix=/rome/vatican && make && make install_pope
#68018
<Rod> i wonder if that little RC plane with the camera on it could fly into some open windows and then drive around on the floor looking up ladies skirts
<Chris> too noisy
<Rod> all you need is a deaf girl and an open window
<Rod> and a questionable set of moral principles
<Chris> that's how lots of Rod's stories start
<Rod> most of them come from "101 Things To Do With A Deaf Girl, An Open Window, And A Questionable Set Of Moral Principles" by Noam Chomsky
<John> One of his lesser-known works.
<Rod> i dont want to spoil the book, but 99 of the 101 things are "Rape her."
<Rod> 101 is the plane and video camera thing
<Rod> you dont want to know about 100. it makes 1-99 look like ballroom fucking dancing
#2047
<Slander> so what happens to all these trout after they're used for slapping? are they in a pile somewhere?
#3905
<Rbrt> i have decided to file for a divorce
<nharris> Rbrt.. wise move
<Rbrt> yepp neil
<closedown> did you just have a kid?
<Rbrt> yes i did
<nharris> my brother's inlaws are DICKS.. except his bro in law..he's cool
<Rbrt> the kid doesnt change the fact that she's a psycho
<closedown> ah
<closedown> my gf's trying to hint at marriage
<closedown> that would surely cut into my irc time
#69178
<GreyKnight> Hey, I just won the lottery in *Spain* this time!!
<GreyKnight> and they're e-mailing me from an Italian address...
<GreyKnight> and targeting an Irishman who they think is American
<GreyKnight> It's a proper international scam
#309328
<Plorkyeran> comcast sure is awesome
<Plorkyeran> it seems that the reason my internet connection has been down for the last two days is that they tried to give me a free upgrade to 105/20
<Plorkyeran> and instead disabled my connection
#2041
<Mr_Durden> no wonder superman's ship is powered by the only thing that can kill him
<Mr_Durden> it was designed by a canadian
#28927
<[Knob]> So anyway, I was in this pub yesterday night, and there was music playing. So my friend suddenly says to me "This is good music to jerk off to" I'm like "What the fuck?" and he goes "Yeah, doesn't everyone have a song that they jerk off to?" - And while he said that, the music was turned off and he screamed it throughout the entire pub. Everyone was looking mighty strange at me...
#18496
<Temptrezz> Do you ever find yourself going out to dinner with people you can't stand
<Cokecan> All the time, I call her my girlfriend
#31496
<tinman> Do you put antlers on your pussy?
<tinman> er
<tinman> that wasn't for this channel
#811
<lugnut> He used to fwap it around in front of his mom constantly
#308230
<&o11c> now if only we could quantify social skills
#3292
<nakke> I should edit my Notes views so I can mark emails from my colleagues as "sux"
#58795
<Apollo> Ugh, I was looking at this one animal porn site, and the chick blowing the dog spit out what looked like melted ice cream. Dog cum doesnt look like that, it's clear, ffs.
<Trinexx> Two things wrong with that
<Trinexx> 1) Why the hell are you looking at animal porn?
<Trinexx> 2) How the FUCK do you know what dog cum looks like?
<Apollo> uh... would you believe curiosity?
#8257
<+Incantation> shag's 100% let you cry on his shoulder and make you think he cares so that he can manipulate you into sucking his cock
<+Julie42> HOLY SHIT! Good. Because here I was thinking I had to think of things to cry about, just so I could suck on his cock.
#53569
<Jarn> I really need to go outside more often... I just realized New Years had gone by when I noticed that the timestamp on when a friend had signed off messenger read "2006".
#15425
<+PlasticLSD> shes talking about they time they tried anal beads on her
<@oddduck> i was like... 4 yrs old
#64358
<absinth> omg ! my father finished call of duty!
<misiek> so what?
<absinth> nothing but during the last-but-one mission he asked me whether one can change Colt to another gun..
Comment: note: Translated from Polish
#10859
<BigTongue> man, look at this slut on the price is right... bob barker is having a viagra attack
#2707
(driz) sometimes i bring my mom on irc
(crystalize) whats her nick?
(driz) i usually give her the nick Coupon_Master
(driz) because we're jewish, etc.
#24647
<Mara> so I'm like 'oh no! my new service sucks ass!'
<Mara> and then I'm like.....hey.....what's this at my feet
<Mara> it's the cable, I kept knockin' it out
<Mara> *phew*
#78535
(TheNoxinator) how big is a 425 MB file?
(TheNoxinator) big or huge?