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#49649
<Shifter-[AFK]> when I was like 9, and before I knew what "sleeping with someone is," I slept in the same bed as my sister when i was visiting my relatives.
<Shifter-[AFK]> long story short, I thought I had slept with someone and was no longer a virgin.
<Shifter-[AFK]> ...Until word got to my parents, and I got "the talk" at a younger age than I had expected. :(
#35546
<mog> its kind of amusing how much of an idiot my sister is
<mog> so my mom gave my sister and I $30 to get food and what not for 5 days
<mog> so on the first night I suggest to my sister "Why don't we go to the grocery store and pick up stuff like cans of soup so we can eat those all week"
<mog> "NO I WANT MCDONALDS LETS GO TO MCDONALDS"
<mog> so now because she rather get fast food than use common fucking sense, at day 3 we're down to $3
<mog> and now she's bitching at me because of it
<Allahkat> Sell her for food money.
<mog> I was considering it
<Allahkat> Or just kill her and throw some sister on the barbie.
<mog> ew
<Allahkat> Sis-ke-babs
#10468
<Seros_work`> :| <--- this is my interested face
<Ithaqua> 8=====D <--- This is my penis. Suck it.
<deVoca_work> life-size
#38719
< MrVacBob> 50% of people in the world are above the median weight
<[SA]EvilCanadian> I know thats bullshit right now without even trying to comprehend it bob
<[SA]EvilCanadian> dont even try to pass that off as fact
<[SA]EvilCanadian> WHEN THERE IS CONTINENTS LIKE AFRICA IN THE WORLD, AND POPULATIONS LIKE INDIA AND CHINA, THERES NO FUCKING WAY THAT 50% IS ACCURATE
<[SA]EvilCanadian> kthx
#299049
<Xagor> mexico legalized drugs for personal use
<Xagor> time for them to be on the receiving end of illegal immigration =P
#56888
<dizzy_> BlueInferno why did you give up on christianity?
<BlueInferno> dizzy_, I read the bible.
#30376
<ThunderClaw> God dammit, my eyes...
<Lizking> dont worry ThunderClaw, soon, you'll be broken in
<Lizking> and this wont disturb you as much
<ThunderClaw> You know,
<ThunderClaw> this is the same reason I don't go looking at goatse.
<ThunderClaw> MY LIFE IS COMPLETE WITHOUT THESE MENTAL IMAGES, THANKS.
#10815
Topic is 'Your mom has sex with sharks.' *** <Drewtig> oh SHIT, that's fucked up =D * Drewtig 's mom read that, and said: "Yeah, but he was more like a weasel that thought he was a shark."
#10940
<Jess> can anyone even see what I am writing?
<GoddessAmadeo|TheImpaler> no ...
<Jess> OK
<Mike> no jess, you gotta do it different
<Jess> how can I then
<Jess> ?
#30476
<+Thief> never pack when ur high..you get there u open your bag and nothing matches...all u have to wear is a hawaiian shirt, an oven mit + a lava lamp...the rest is filled with cookie dough + hot wheels trucks
Comment: Random quote, GamesNet channel.
#4440
<Psylent> looks like I've got what it takes to climb the IRC social ladder
#74646
<@zeleftikam> man, i am so dumb. you know how sometimes food makes a popping sound in the microwave?
<@zeleftikam> well i was microwaving something
<@zeleftikam> and after a minute or so
<@zeleftikam> it made a pop
<@zeleftikam> and im like
<@zeleftikam> ah well
<@zeleftikam> food does that
<@zeleftikam> then it started going fucking crazy with pops
<@zeleftikam> like almost constantly
<@zeleftikam> and i got freaked out and ran over to the microwave
<@zeleftikam> then i remembered i put in popcorn.
Comment: #null
#54624
Dizzy: so i was talking to my bro down in his room right
Dizzy: and i look down and see an empty condom wrapper
Dizzy: and he knows i see it
Jak: lol
Dizzy: he goes "i bought them just in case, and i tested one"
Dizzy: what does he mean by "tested"???
Jak: oh god
#57089
Biffa: ..I said "Do you love mummy?" She said yes. I said "Do you love daddy?" She said yes. I said "Do you love me?" She said yes. I thought "aaah bless, how sweet". I was so happy. But I wasn't sure if she meant it, so as a test I said "Do you love Hitler?" She said yes. I thought "Bugger, she'll say yes to anything." But I felt better when I took her home, she showed me her bedroom and it was covered with pictures of Hitler.
#39734
<Dave> noooo mash has been canceled
<Omni> MASH ended in 1983.
<Omni> It's been canceled for 21 years.
<Mech> Now THATS lag time!
#2880
<Avi> is this divx ??????????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ???????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!! <-- thats how people are now'a'days
<Lord-Data> Avi: its always been that way
<Lord-Data> just faster cpu's means they type more bullshit
#16786
<BloodFromStone> I think my bathroom has the perfect geometry, so that no matter where or how something is dropped, it ends up in the toilet.
#23181
<JaYoNaIsE> xvid is what?
<[Piratez]> xvid is xrated video
#7443
<`]{rAzY]`> My penis is so big that when black men look at it, they say "Hey man, you got a big penis"
<dubdope> krazy... why do you have black men looking at your penis?
<dubdope> plus krazy.. how do they know what your penis looks like when they have you bent over?
#28517
<Vamp_Boy> Arguing with the ops is like shaking your fist at God. There's nobody there; and if there is, he's not listening. And if he's listening, all you're doing is pissing him off.
#27226
<Dilbert> i've got an idea that would help artists from having their music pirated
<Dilbert> instead of naming all their
<Dilbert> songs
<Dilbert> just give them a number
<Dilbert> like 1, 2, 3 so on
<Dilbert> and if everyone does that
<Dilbert> nobody online will be able to find the songs they are looking for
<Dilbert> or something
<Dilbert> i dont know
<Dilbert> forget i said anything
#66025
<xevious> hey did you guys hear that they are recalling all of steve irwins sunscreen line?
<Rofflecop> WHY?
<xevious> apparently it doesnt protect against deadly rays
Comment: #lsg [efnet]
#45613
<makeboss> Thankfully though, the price of DivX rips has remained constant over the past 52 weeks, and will continue into the next quarter according to industry insiders.
<D-viant> well thats good news
<D-viant> I'm not sure I can deal with anything more than free
Comment: #ramen
#235178
(Bubbles) diabetes...anemia...depression...alzheimers...is there any shitty disease I'm not going to be predisposed to?
(Alex) well
(Alex) STDs
#14100
<mommiebear44> so max....how long have you stopped smoking for?
<|non_smoking_max|> let me see ....... about 1 hour 30 min ...