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#19622
<+Straylight> im trying to decide if i should go see road to perdition tonight
<+Straylight> any thoughts?
<@DrRabidMonkey> whats the alternative?
<+Straylight> sitting home in my underwear, trying to see if I can jack off more than 4 times in an hour.
<+Straylight> maybe i can combine the two, if the ushers dont catch me
#1048
<DooD> <31hp 102m 60mv> You start fighting A mouse.
<DooD> A mouse ducks to the ground, narrowly avoiding your strike!
<DooD> A mouse skillfully dodges your assault.
<DooD> A mouse is in excellent condition.
<DooD> <31hp 102m 60mv>
<DooD> A mouse strikes you with terminal brutality!
<DooD> You are stunned, but will probably recover.
<DooD> wtf was that
<timmo> well
<timmo> a mouse whooped your ass
#304853
<Brend> "I have created a revolutionary AI from first principles! Also, can anyone tell me how to draw coloured dots on the screen?"
#49354
<BriBroder> Wang International Inc. Recalls Wooden Christmas Toys Due To Choking Hazard
#29108
<BlueFlash> We need to get Mike a girlfriend whose name doesn't end in .jpg
#307608
* Lawrence yawns. "Napping then poker tonight."
<runrunner> fap poker
<Fritz> Fapoker
<&Ashilstraza|Raveness> how does one play fap poker?
<runrunner> kind of like strip poker
<Fritz> If you have a good hand, you win
#30053
<@Dilandou> http://www.boldlygoingnowhere.net/safetyfirst.WMV <-- LMFAO!
* Dilandou laughs like hell
<@Dilandou> i love that guy's robot dance. ^_^
<@Dilandou> he took his top off
<@Dilandou> omfg
<@Dilandou> LMFAO
<+usrbingeek> After watching that video I got to thinking that there are people in some parts of the world that are unfortunate to not be able to afford bandwidth and look how we waste it!
#28977
<danamania> oh this is lovely - mum went to the vet to pick up sasha, and bought a few things back. I'm looking over this bottle of pet shampoo thinking I'd do kokomo's coat.
<danamania> The back of the fricken bottle says "Not tested on animals"
#8986
<czg> you're not gary larson
<Nekroe> czg... how the fuck do you know?
<czg> because I'm gary larson
#311132
<l0de> I've done that before. I made a script that cycled through
<l0de> 8==D ( )
<l0de> 8(=)
<l0de> while listening to Björk. But it was probably the lowest point in my life.
#22450
<Dark`Machine> man i hate when you're drinking milk
<Dark`Machine> and then you hafta spit
<Dark`Machine> and it looks like cum
<Dark`Machine> and it';s like "ew whose dick did i suck"
<Dark`Machine> then you remember you're drinking milk... :/
<RexExitium> have you ever sucked dick?
<RexExitium> im sorry if none of us can relate.
<Glorious> dude, that's beyond fucked up
<Dark`Machine> man's gotta pay the rent Rex :P
<Nicolai> O_o
<Glorious> ew
<Jennifer> yeah i hate that too Dark`Machine!
<Jennifer> erm
<Jennifer> never mind
<Dark`Machine> <mentalnote> never make comments regarding milk ever again, ever </mentalnote>
<Dark`Machine> right then, back to lurking
<Lassie> I hate it when you're sucking cock and it's like ewww and it looks like milk :(
#31903
* suresh warns everyone he's working on 1 1/2 hour of sleep and might be overly sociable
<Snow> Geez. You get social when you're sleep deprived?
<Snow> I get homicidal and silly.
<Snow> I'm like a clown with a chainsaw.
<Snow> "Look at me! I'm wearing your spleen!"
#10947
<@Drezdar> This summer I'm gonna buy a DDR pad. I figure I can kill three birds with one stone by doing this: 1) play a game, 2) exercise, 3) swear off heterosexuality for good.
#310864
<Raven> Is it still Passover?
<Kyol> Is Jesus still dead?
<Morwen> No Kyol, thats what Easter was all about.
<Kyol> Ah. So let me see. He gets nailed to a tree on Good Friday, spends a few days in a cave, comes out on Easter.. Then what?
<hockwork> if he sees his shadow, its another 6 weeks of winter
#8924
<un2> should i just settle for a bmw?
<Gen`Aku> settle settle?!?!?1
<Gen`Aku> don't use the word settle and bmw in the same sentance
<Gen`Aku> unless it's about the dust settling
<Gen`Aku> BITCH
#4389
<Campster> "DOOM 3 WILL BE PRODUCED ON A BUDGET OF 439 DOLLARS AND A PACKET OF JUICY FRUIT"
#27251
* StevenK sods off out to the Big Blue Room.
<joshk> Big Blue Room?
<joshk> IBM room?
<StevenK> joshk: Outside, you dork.
#56271
< WakkoWRNR> I am a proud member of PETA
< WakkoWRNR> People Eating Tasty Animals
#3275
<cynica_l> i hate babies
<Gollum`> i hate people
<cynica_l> i hate you
<profett> i have 3 guns
<profett> we can solve some problems
#309372
<Killswitch> 1. Go to 3 random YouTube videos
<Killswitch> 2. Write "I'm pretty sure this is trance, not house."
<Killswitch> 3. Wait for a war to start.
<_tca> oh hey look another american trying to start wars for no reason
#7270
( Lev ) i got to taste pre-mixed coca-cola concentrate from McDOnalds!
( Lev ) BEFORE THE WATER!
( Lev ) WEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#311594
<AAA> Ugh. SELinux is a pain in my ass. :(
<BBB> I'm not sure it's designed to go there
#44162
<&Segosa> :(
<+Mikal> Turn that frown upside down.
<&Segosa> ):
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#1660
<DigiGnome> Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
<DigiGnome> I need my socks.
#26269
<GerbilNut> i was so happy last friday... i finally saw a girl with my old roomate... it finally convinced me he wasn't gay
<GerbilNut> she wasn't very attractive... but at least i knew he was straight
<GerbilNut> it would have made those nights we cuddled on the couch alittle awkward