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#2464
<NetShadow> this is going to sound pitiful... but can you tell me how to use a washing machine?
#30519
<MS|D3m0n>: I had a really cool dream the other night and when I woke up I tried to click View Source so that I could put it on my site
#9900
<clemmy> DarkFader: warning! reading of this line triggers a hidden routine in your brain and you will forget some of the information stored there
<clemmy> DF: it worked, right?
<Costis> cl, ahahahahahahahaha
<DarkFader> what did work?
<clemmy> DF: I knew it would
<Costis> cl, ahahahaha! good joke :D
<DarkFader> WHAT?
#34235
<port-> MadDwarf please take a bow
<MadDwarf> sorry , but I DON'T bend over in this channel
Comment: #windowsxp efnet
#3286
*** Quits: MediArc (i am the lover in your bed)
<roded> i'm going to bed
#310520
<smathson_> /quit
<smathson_> /quit
*** smathson_ has left IRC. Quit: leaving
<chiper> if at first you don't succeed...
#1511
(e-city) why do they rip trance as one huge mp3????
(Graeme) 'cos it's mixed, and the gaps you'd get in winamp would spoil your ecstasy trip
#52768
< specsmu> calculus and women go hand in hand
< specsmu> it's applied calculus to find the area under a curve.
#50186
<Bjarni> <rhyswynne> can you overclock a vibrator?
<Naksu> i doubt a vibrator has a clock
<Bjarni> I guess they are a simple DC engine, which moves some gears, which moves some weight back and forth in a specific motion
<Bjarni> it would actually not be hard to build
* Bjarni images people starting to try to build their own ones after that statement
<blathijs> only geeks can describe a vibrator using words like "DC", "gears" and "motion" :-)
<Bjarni> welcome to my world
<GeniusDex> Bjarni: is it bad that women start to speak about their vibrator speeds once i pasted your comment about the technical workings?
#22455
<Sarnaen> [sarcasm]
<Sarnaen> [/sarcasm]
* Sarnaen claps
<Sarnaen> fuck.
<Sarnaen> [/stupidity]
#31097
<Kalin35> hey are u there
<apathy13> Yeah, I'm here.
<Kalin35> can some 1 gain access to an win98 comp.
<apathy13> Can I gain access to your ass?
<Kalin35> could u
<apathy13> Well that's entirely up to you, ya know.
<Kalin35> do u know how
<apathy13> Yeah, wit' a little lube and some determination, I think I could hack it.
<Kalin35> even if i had a firewall up
#34786
<p2p> I was reading some thing this morning about a new condom with a built-in vibrator
<shxrobert> oh great the rubber that makes you come as you put the fucker on
<p2p> the downside is you have to shove the AA battery up your ass
<Gollie> downside?
#2498
<puppet> a woman can fake an orgasm, but it takes a man to fake an entire relationship
#40131
<Jet> I like..fast...loud...heavy things..
<prappl> fat men having sex?
#5746
<Udeth> my mother came in and demanded that I'd move shit off my floor, so she could wash my room tomorrow, because it smells rotten in here.
<Udeth> i can't smell shit.
<ToRMeNTeD> well if theres shit on the floor no wonder it smells rotten
#2115
<opivy-z28> I'm being totally serious... do any of you ever see like a 9-12 yr old girl and think she has nice legs
<opivy-z28> i do...and i wonder if thats normal
#484
"A lot of people wonder how you know you're in love. Just ask yourself this
one question: "Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?"
- Ronnie Shakes
#5596
<Fugazi> Like I said before, I never repeat myself!
#300893
Orion: The internet is mostly cat pictures these days. I remember the good old days when the internet was conspiracy theorists, porn, and DOOM WAD files.
#28892
<@demalavor> I finally got to try krispy kreme
<@demalavor> <3
<@demalavor> the lady there scared me though
<@demalavor> I walked in and she jumped out from the corner and was like "FREE SAMPLE YAAAAA!!"
#8287
<Adiemus-Away> [GleebAway] Adiemus has returned from doing the dishes (Away for 1day 15hrs 23mins 39secs)
*** Adiemus-Away is now known as Adiemus
<Adiemus> damn that's a lot of dishes =\
#28293
<NeonMorning> I'm so bored I've resorted to entering a general teen chat channel.
<NeonMorning> [02:22:48] <viju> hi girls i am a young male boy who loves to have a peep under the dresses of girls like you or ladies or even housewives. i want to go under the skirts dresses or sarees of all u young n beautiful ladies. i just like to play there and lick all that is avilable down under. Will u allow me under? i Know u want me under ;)
<NeonMorning> English isn't his thing, apparrently.
<Urban_Hermit> he seems to be facinated with Australia...
<NeonMorning> He loves "all that is available in the down under."
<Urban_Hermit> kangaroos... wombats... koalas....
#5302
<@BitS> LordViper is serious about not playing multiplayer games, he even has sex by himself :/
#8211
<IMP-Scott> Transferred: rzr-wc3.017 15,000,000 bytes in 1.60 (9,143.84 KB/Sec)
<IMP-Scott> my local Box
<IMP-Scott> whooohoooo
<IMP-Scott> 100Mbit
<JtHM> WOW! YOU MUST HAVE A GIGANTIC PENIS !
<IMP-Scott> errrr?
<dt|BadAss> lol
#31576
[walking_wounded] kmart
[walking_wounded] its like the opposite of disneyland