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#56632
<@irokie> why with the weeping? are you a woman in the throes of birth?
< Plastic> ;_;
< Inky> Apparently so!
<@brazil> ;_;o <-- I can see th head
<@irokie> ...he's giving birth out his ear?
Comment: #netsoc
#3734
<tomg> old, ancient, shouldn't be used, replaced with something better
<[ric]> yeh, like the excuses I get when I am dumped
#298553
(TJames) Yes but i managed to make a website thanks to you dfstefan.
(dfstefan) as for your page ... you'll need a web server to show it to us
(TJames) :):)
(TJames) What?
(TJames) I gave you address
(TJames) C:\Users\thomas\Documents\website\page.html
(dfstefan) yeah .. that's an address from your computer
(dfstefan) :)
(TJames) Yeah.
(cqix) I would call it file path, but indeed
(dfstefan) i think
(TJames) Oh how can i format my website address into one like www?
#306481
<rorski> You know how Ctrl-a-d detaches a screen session? I just accidently ran that in Outlook... which selected everything in my Inbox and deleted it.
#28844
<nasna> i'm a day a head of you all, 9/11 happened on the 10th here
#18316
<count^> real life is just something the government invented to steal my money
#13813
<Leo-chan> I have a large warehouse full of large weapons of mass destruction
<webrunner> Destroying mass is against the laws of thermodynamics!
<Leo-chan> screw the laws of thermodynamics!
* Leo-chan pulls out a perpetual motion machine
* webrunner stops the machine
* webrunner holds out a "Thermodynamics Police" badge
#31938
<@X_Raided|> anglish is the one subject where i dont ave 2 think
<@X_Raided|> i got an A there
<@X_Raided|> *english
#53679
xyzzy314: lol i saw this mcdonalds advertisement
xyzzy314: "until you can illegally download food, this is your best deal - the mcdonalds dollar menu"
#14509
<Joe> Who invented l33t-speak?
<Evil_Lawn_Gnome> Joe, I did.
<milencho880> i invented it
<Joe> Really? Good. I always wanted to meet the world's biggest fucking idiots.
#33809
<Rjx> you'll find that
<Rjx> if someone takes your nick and you ask for it nicely
<livewireo> they shit in your face?
<czechreck> And rub it in
<eltaco> they'll laugh and never change their nick?
<Rjx> i hate you all ;[
#5027
<iban> uhoh
<iban> its 5am
<iban> about time for my morning wood
#25602
<LilGCube740-> im not an idiot i just dont like things that are too comlicated
#56417
<Beeble_> skip you're cute
<skippy_> i'm 5ft tall
<skippy_> i have to be cute
<skippy_> or live under a bridge
<skippy_> and eat goats
<skippy_> i went with cute
<Beeble_> good choice
<skippy_> i'm beginning to rethink that
<skippy_> chicks don't like cute guys
<skippy_> they like bad guys
<skippy_> "have you seen any goats around?"
<skippy_> that would be a great pickup line
#63876
<steve> I just jumped over the coffee table in the living room into a roll because I thought there was no one there but my dad was in the kitchen and he was like wtf are you doing you idiot
#43969
<sektie> my boyfriend, in mid thrust, stops and goes "oops" and gets a sheepish look on his face.
<sektie> NOT A GOOD APRIL FOOLS.
#74903
<caddis> the hardest thing about buying a macbook is telling your parents you are gay
Comment: server: irc.ruxcon.org.au, #ozphreak
#17205
<Funk> Hey I have a question for your mother
<zuKi> Sure thing, let me get her!
<Funk> Ask her how many Communion wafers you'd have to eat to consume a whole Jesus
#5746
<Udeth> my mother came in and demanded that I'd move shit off my floor, so she could wash my room tomorrow, because it smells rotten in here.
<Udeth> i can't smell shit.
<ToRMeNTeD> well if theres shit on the floor no wonder it smells rotten
#52991
<Maniaman> bah
<Maniaman> i forget how to spell maintenance
<Maniaman> wait nevermind
Comment: #gscript at irc.freenode.net
#26421
<wild-> why do you want to learn japanese
<gloone> to listen to good music, watch good movies and play good videogames.
#30500
<freefour> i once had naughty-businesses so much with her that i made her faint. now THAT is 1337.
<plasmo> i alt tabbed for a sec
<freefour> heh
<plasmo> haha, wtf, that IS leet
<freefour> it was scary
<freefour> seriously
<freefour> it wasn't 1337 at all
<plasmo> did you get a momentary sensation of necrophilia?
<freefour> yes!
<plasmo> did you keep going? or did you stop and slap her?
#43233
<DArkEyeS> it may seem like I'm not like other guys and I'm not after the girl for sex, but in reality, I just don't want her to see my small penis.
#1443
<Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......!
<Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck
#35286
<PsykoSmily> there is nothing worse than being freshly showered... then sneezing all over yourself.