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#50686
<lude> do you type things just to see your nick scroll up the screen?
#8586
<rg> my f key got fucked once
<rg> i tried to tell people to use the shift key and all hell broke loose
#53550
<OrchidOfCruelty> I wonder if women have a problem carrying their iPod shuffle around on their waist or keychain. It kind of looks like a tampon
#33694
(Cloud): I see retarded people.
(@NeoMatrix): Stop looking in the mirror.
#311314
<Jigsy> So is it possible to restore the United States from a backup?
#30859
<Xizer> Winzip is such a girl...
<Xizer> "Uh hey. 30 days are up could you stop using me? No? Well I'll just ask again tomorrow..."
#438
<AlmtyBob> if you count her cunt as kissing then it's been about a year since I kissed a chick
#13469
<Khalal> I never did understand that quote NG
<NintendoGuru> Khalal: That's because you haven't seen a picture of Andrew Vestal
<Khalal> What does he look like?
<NintendoGuru> Think Richard Simmons french kissing and electrical outlet
#302252
<Goose> Say alpha-Kenny-body out loud.
<Demii> GENIUS.
#52451
<@Lo_Pan> i came first and third in the 2005 world masturbation championships
#951
(Atarax) I think I ogle 14 year old girls just to see the looks on their parents faces
#34214
<rhraz_w3rk> recession? pshh, i haven't seen one hobo yet!
<ESD-Wyrk> that's cause you need to go outside to see one
<ESD-Wyrk> most of them aren't 'online'
#19136
<CaptainCasual> /me thrusts doors open vilolently
<CaptainCasual> FINALY
<NickBlasta> coming out of the closet?
<[H]Pogo> hahaha
#16627
<The_Veteran> remember the reason you are an op DaMo
<Damo> coz I gave head
<The_Veteran> yes!
<The_Veteran> he admits it
#34987
<DerrickL> heh
<DerrickL> so im dumbass
<DerrickL> "this oven doesnt seem very hot...lets see if this pan im cooking my steak on got hot
#311431
curiousjock> hi
<sickleanna> hiya curiousjock
<curiousjock> hey there sickleanna
<bubblegumbitch> oh sick leanna. i thought anna was a communist lol
* sickleanna is now known as sickle-anna
<sickle-anna> lets roll with it
<TungstenCarbide> can't roll
<TungstenCarbide> someone sliced the tires
<TungstenCarbide> someone with a SICKLE
#8351
<LULU-LION> yea i finsd hy school and im going to choleg dome ass
#38906
[@Infinity] Let me mention one thing
[@Infinity] don't ever fucking try to cut a power cable that's plugged into the wall
[@Infinity] bad fucking idea
[@Infinity] blew the fuse to the entire house
[@Infinity] and I know what you're thinking
[@Infinity] how the hell is this PC still up
[@Infinity] well let me tell you of this great technology
[@Infinity] it's called APC
::: Quits: Infinity: Connection reset by peer
::: Joins: Infinity
[Infinity] ok
[Infinity] apparently APC's don't last that long
#557
[23:34] [+xvize] c++ is made in borland
#10075
<Vic> You there X?
<X> no
<X> fuck
#1380
[josho] man i had a fucked up dream last night
[josho] i think my maid was fondeling me
[josho] i was being spooned by this chick when she started to finger my asshole, and i was like "wtf is this shit, get that outta me, but i couldn't move"
[josho] so then i finally got all grossed out and woke up
[josho] and my asshole felt funny.
(|Chris) you probably fingered your own ass in your sleep
[josho] nah mang, i smelled my fingahs
#44521
<Flayra> Canada seems to have grants, the U.S. seems to have infomercials about grants.
#3746
<madog> one of these days ima whore an o and /kill qurve
<Infomastr> i've set up private irc servers just to /kill myself
<elm> you must be bored
<Infomastr> i have no sex life
#301243
[nickeax] If you could be any monarch, which would you choose?
[Hex] batman
[robzy] batman
#1774
<WabbyTwax> MOVIE TRIVIA TIME You have to beat EtherMan's high score of 720
<WabbyTwax> Question #59: for 60 points . . . .
<WabbyTwax> What special skill did the cricket possess in the movie "Mulan"?
<Evil_God> talking
<EtherMan> speech
<D-viant> singing
<Evil_God> ninjitsu
<EtherMan> swordsmanship
<D-viant> violin
<EtherMan> flight
<D-viant> fighting
<EtherMan> homosexuality
<D-viant> japanese fighting cricket
<Evil_God> big slapping testicles
<WabbyTwax> Sorry, your time is up! You had 30 seconds to answer.
<D-viant> expanding rectum
<Evil_God> opium addiction