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#28402
onkeybutt87: I mean... television provided me with one concept of the world
onkeybutt87: that all girls were commitment-obsessed and all you had to do to be a good boyfriend was to love them, listen to them, and always want to be with them
onkeybutt87: but that mindset, it made me a pretty jealous, clingy, and possessive boyfriend
onkeybutt87: I should sue
onkeybutt87: goddamn television
#296566
<Blaze> whats with all the macro buttons haveing no labels?
<Pryoidain> We're computer people.
<Pryoidain> We don't use labels.
<Pryoidain> Makes us look smarter.
<Pryoidain> They're color coded though.
<Pryoidain> You want the blue button xP
* Pryoidain has quit (Quit: Lost terminal)
* Pryoidain has joined #aftermath
<Pryoidain> NEVERMIND. Do NOT hit the blue button O.O
#17630
<tps-> SAT I Verbal: 390-480 89%
<tps-> SAT I Math: 390-470 89%
<tps-> ACT Composite:
<tps-> - 29%
<tps-> WOAW
<tps-> WOW
<tps-> I CAN SO GET IN THERE
<tps-> thats like 700 SAT
<tps-> HEH
<tps-> wow!
<tps-> HEH
<tps-> i hope its nice
* tps- goes to check
<tps-> that High Point has some hot chickz
<tps-> 95% Black/Non-Hispanic
<tps-> % Hispanic
<tps-> 2% White/Non-Hispanic
<tps-> wow
<tps-> HEH
<tps-> thats kinda degrading..
#35101
IQphat: you should see kill bill 2, it's great
eaglfan2021052: i was waitin for 2 to come out
eaglfan2021052: on DVD
eaglfan2021052: so i can watch em together
eaglfan2021052: and get it cheaper
eaglfan2021052: cuz im a jew
IQphat: I just downloaded it
IQphat: because I'm a jew with DSL
eaglfan2021052: word.
#7918
<Thru^Me^Cool> you don't know cool until you've played the tuba!!
#55808
<SteelHard> how r u ?
* Gen|G^2 is now known as Gen|G^ZZZ
* Gen|G^ZZZ gives SteelHard an a,e,y and o before he goes
<SteelHard> what ?
<Gen|G^ZZZ> how can i put it nicely...
* Gen|G^ZZZ is now known as TheEnglishLanguage
<TheEnglishLanguage> OH GOD IM DYING
#290508
makkusu: THE RULES OF THE INTERNET CAN EAT A BAG OF DICKS
laughlax: Ah, Jason
laughlax: yes they can.
laughlax: rule 34, remember?
#2517
<hye> sex caffeine and computing power
<tia> hehe
<hye> the trinity
#6267
<nhoj> dont dis on aol
<nhoj> they put the whole internet on a cd
#309379
< V0id> one advantage of a complicated root password is can't type it when drunk
#41971
<@tremor> i accidently downloaded some gay pron
<@Invictus`> and liked it?
<@tremor> it was of some dewd jerking off
<@tremor> and he like
<@tremor> splooged a gallon
<@tremor> seriously
<@tremor> wtf
<@Invictus`> you watched it?
<@tremor> I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS GAY
<@tremor> STFU
<@Invictus`> HAHA
<@tremor> FUCK YOU
<@Invictus`> !setinfo <tremor> i accidently downloaded some gay pron <tremor> it was of some dewd jerking off <tremor> I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS GAY
<@tremor> DONT SETINFO THAT
<@tremor> YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD
Comment: <3 tremor -bishop
#309308
< vanu> what if like
< vanu> the higgs boson is the heart of a particle
< vanu> and it gives them mass because that is what keeps them ATTRACTED TO OTHERS
< vanu> oh shit
< vanu> i've solved it
<@sta|ker> no
<@sta|ker> you're juset high
< vanu> I'VE SOLVED IT ALL
#309905
<Science> Quite frankly I'm kinda sick of the cats
<Science> Picture of cats have exactly zero appeal to me. So seeing half a channel go "No One Cares. At All CATS" is pretty annoying.
<Science> This channel isn't about looking at fucking cats
-!- Randall changed the topic of #xkcd to: This channel is about looking at fucking cats.
<Science> Ok now it's about cats
<Science> Carry on
#39681
<utopian> I can see something like this in #jesus
<utopian> RTFB
<utopian> Read The Fucking Bible
Comment: #geekissues acronym game
#7143
<DanSTC> Delusion, will you have my baby?
<Delusion> Dan: Yes, if it's cooked well.
#52748
<jesterlo1> So back in the day of the modem, when porn was limited to pictures only, I used to go to lots of thumbnail galleries and save the pictures to a folder that I would use a slideshow on afterwards.
<jesterlo1> The great thing about a slideshow is that pressing any key makes it disappear, good for the uninvited guest, know what I mean?
<jesterlo1> Well it turned out that uninvited guest was my father and I was in the middle of a "session" so I quickly press escape and ask him whats up.
<jesterlo1> He looks at me, looks at the screen, I look at the screen, say, "uhhhhhhhhhh", then he mutters something about if there was any email for him and leaves quickly.
<jesterlo1> FUCKING INTERNET EXPLORER HAS "SET AS BACKGROUND" NEXT TO "SAVE IMAGE"
<jesterlo1> And said pic was a huge cock spraying all over this girls face.
<jesterlo1> But because of the dimensions of the pic, all you could see was a huge cock spraying as my background.
<jesterlo1> And that my friends, is why I use Firefox.
#31273
Heywire22: OMG CLOSE YOUR PANTS IF YOUR GONNA DO THAT ON WEBCAM
Heywire22: Fuck
Heywire22: Wrong fucking window
Heywire22: Shit shit shit
Frusciante 36: jesus
Frusciante 36: who you talking to?!
#2438
<Amanda`> it's confirmed
<Amanda`> roommate is having sex again, right now
<Amanda`> HOLY SHIT
<Amanda`> I HEAR LIKE
<Amanda`> SUCTION NOISES
#28523
* Now talking in #freebsd
[dna`]: what's the difference between 4.8 and 5.0 in general?
<aaron-> .2
#54372
< zid`> the faster you go the slower time is
< zid`> you lose like 20 ns flying supersonic to america
< zid`> something like that
<+WhiteWolf> 20ns!??!
< syc> no you don't.
< syc> you lose 4 hours on the tarmac.
< syc> 2 hours in security.
#51456
< BernardBlack> i just thought of something
< BernardBlack> do midget bakers bake shortbread?
Comment: #otw on freenode
#731
<reptile-> My friend and I took a bunch of fucked up CDs
<reptile-> and labeled them with various things
<reptile-> like
<reptile-> "PRE-TEEN SEX"
<reptile-> "GAY PORN"
<reptile-> "RAPED AND IMPREGNATED TEENS"
<reptile-> etc, etc.
<reptile-> and like stuck the "PRE-TEEN SEX" one in the window of the kindergarten.
<reptile-> and stuck one that said "CHILD SEX" under the bigtoy at primary school
<reptile-> I wish I could have seen the reactions from the people that found the CDs. :|
#26242
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<Fryboy> phwoar
<Fryboy> if you're as big as your hostmask I"m sure your wife is pleased
#14569
<Baby_Gurl16> Does any one here have a thousand dollars i could borrow to bail my boyfriend out of jail with if so please msg me
#6959
<greg> I like bush, but i dont like Busch or Bush.