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#5113
<reub> if i ever met you guys in real life i would never touch your rulers
#16204
<jamez5> {{ £åügHîñg Øüt £öüÐ }}
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<lilskater3> wtf?
* jamez5 kick this damn excursion script non stop in the balls
<Jp2`> it kicks on characters like that
<doktersteve> oh
<jamez5> anyone know how i get that disabled?
<lilskater3> nope
<Jp2`> in the kiddie script options, uncheck gay.
#3500
<bdi> if you lookin' for sympathy, you better look between R and T in the fucking dictionary
#277257
<JSensebe> We've gone from Jesus to cockbacon in under half an hour. Good work, people.
#306409
< iFarmer> I've come to the conclusion that the employees of my local library are idiots
< iFarmer> "Scan our QR code to browse our library database on your smartphone!"
< iFarmer> I scan the QR code. It says:
< iFarmer> "Scan our QR code to browse our library database on your smartphone!"
#39831
<becci> where do you go to find out if a dentist is legit?
<spilt> hehe
<spilt> 1800DENTIST
<effnet> well
<effnet> if hes using rusty plyers to pull your teeth out
<effnet> he might not be legit
<spilt> she wants to know before i think
<becci> what if he works on your teeth for 2.5 hours and keeps saying "oh my...that's a lot of blood"
<becci> and "that etch really stops the bleeding good"
<effnet> toof had some dental work but her teeth are so big they had to use a jack hammer to operate on them
<luminol> if your zipper is down when the antesthesia wears off
<withnail> then your first treatment is free
<becci> can you guys shut the fuck up
#3871
<crapple> i'd fuck a man for a gay.com vhost
#4797
<DrWoody> We're talking about C++ here right?
<detmod> no java, duh
<DrWoody> Oh, I though Univ. of IL was too l337 for java
<detmod> what the hell is l337?
<DrWoody> OMG YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY BE A COMP SCI MAJOR! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT L337 IS!!! =O
#3063
<Kashan> I hate it when H-manga's try to be philosophical
<dregan> Mehh.
<dregan> "As I lay there, with the cum flowing out of every hole, my schoolgirl vagina stretched beyond its natural limit by a twenty-limbed tentacle demon, I wondered 'What is the stars, what is the stars?'"
#13457
<bugg> hrm
<bugg> $280 million jackpot
<bugg> that's enough to give every man, woman, and child in the nation one million dollars
#58230
<BBX25> I wonder...why don't male humans eat their children? It happens a lot in the animal kingdom!
<BBX25> *Pictures a man with his mouth open, right at the mouth of the Vagina in a labour room, as the baby crowns*
<Emerl> SPAWN CAMPING
<Emerl> >_>
<RandomExtremity> gahahahhaa
<RandomExtremity> Emerl win
<Emerl> Sorry, had to say it
<BBX25> XDDD EMERL
<BBX25> Baby "S**tty map"
<BBX25> Mother "Crappy team"
<BBX25> Nurse "Lag!"
<RandomExtremity> Father "pwnt"
#37702
<@Valkarious> OMFG
<@Valkarious> I'm talking to this girl on the phone
<@Valkarious> and all of a sudden this Flash porno ad comes up outta no where
<@Valkarious> "Unnnhhh Mmmmm Oh yeah, baby, pound that sweet pussy"
<@Valkarious> OMFG
<@aGeNt_tHuMb[56k4life]> ROFL
<@aGeNt_tHuMb[56k4life]> she'd be like wtf ...
<@aGeNt_tHuMb[56k4life]> sad cunt ...
<@Valkarious> Well, normally I can talk my way out of things real fast
<@Valkarious> This time.... i dunno
<@Valkarious> "Uhhh OH SHIT... That's my parents"
#13946
<URinsane> i'll restart after i sync my palm
<element> oh fancy pants with a palm
<URinsane> HANDSPRING VISOR EDGE BIZATCH
<element> do you keep your bitchs digits on there
<URinsane> hell yea
<element> do you stylus them in at bars
<URinsane> i whip that shit out
<element> HOLD ON I CANT FIND MY STYLUS
<element> DONT LEAVE
<element> ARE YOU SOBERING UP
<element> ILL BUY YOU ANOTHER
<element> JUST DONT LEAVE
<URinsane> pfft plz when u have as sexy of a pda as me you dont need to buy them drinks
<element> yeah thats just wasted money for them to find out you are a nerd and not sleep with you anyway
<element> now you have a warning device
#840
<SWM> catholics are stupid
<SWM> "masturbation is a sin"
<SWM> I sure showed them
#3338
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<[SNiPeR]> got a problem...i wanna register a chan but chanserv doesn´t work
#296821
<Fredro> but my system language is english
<Freeyorp> I thought it was regional settings?
<Fredro> must be
<Fredro> because I get the game in swedish
<Kage_Jittai> wait... wait... wait...
<Freeyorp> ?
<Kage_Jittai> you DON'T want the game in your native language?
<Fredro> nop
<Jaxad0127> why not?
<Kage_Jittai> Why not?
<Fredro> because I know english better than my native language
#65720
<codergeek42> How is your labor-day weekend going so far? :)
<HellDragon> bad
<HellDragon> i get drama everywhere
<HellDragon> im glad that im not emo
<HellDragon> i would have no wrists left
#303421
<boikpark> The guy was found dead in his apartment with his penis in a jar of peanut butter, apparently.
<Sohcahtoa> Well it sounds like that guy...
* Sohcahtoa puts on his sunglasses
<Sohcahtoa> ...was fucking nuts.
<Sohcahtoa> YYYYEEEAAAAAHHHHH
#1916
-PDC:#windowsnt- MCSE = Must Consult Someone Experienced
(L0ki) MCSE=Mindsweeper Consultant and Solitare Expert
(nexxai) MCSE = Must Consult (with) Someone Else
#40440
<laurent> yeah everything's great except the damn hard disk
<Popdog> need a hd?
<Popdog> i've got a spare 20 i can bring up with me
<laurent> i was trying to seduce Amanda by showing her how fast i could install OpenBSD and i did the bsdlabel editing and hit ok and a pile of newfs errors spam the screen
<Popdog> LOL
<laurent> so needless to say i didn't get lucky that night
#29108
<BlueFlash> We need to get Mike a girlfriend whose name doesn't end in .jpg
#11028
<evn|z> Anyone who feels like sending me GTA3?
<Zappha> no
<dkcp> You can download it from www.iamaretard.com/GTA3
<evn|z> Thx...
<evn|z> ...
<evn|z> asshole
#303802
<Pryoidain> Meh, nothing interesting, just another day of me being a complete asshole to unsuspecting citizens
<Pryoidain> A legitimate, honest to god, door to door vacuum salesman came up at the best time.
<Pryoidain> I was vacuuming the rug behing the front door, and he comes up and knocks on it, so I check the peephole
<Pryoidain> It's pretty obvious what you're selling when you're holding a vacuum in one hand.
<Pryoidain> anyways we have one of those canister vacuums where the head pops off so you can attach shit to it for like sucking the fur off your dog or something more productive
<Pryoidain> I pop the head off, and open the door up just enough to where he can see me, but not the vacuum head in my hand.
<Pryoidain> I let him do his little speech, then asked to see his "Papers" to which he produced a sales paper.
<Pryoidain> He went to hand me the paper, I clicked on the vacuum, sucked it clean out of his hand, and slammed the door in his face.
<Pryoidain> Now, I could only experience the look of confusion through the peephole, but he stood out there confused for a good 3-4 minutes before deciding against knocking.
<Pryoidain> He had a few false starts, but never followed through. I think he was worried about what might happen next.
#300299
<welandB> I love how on fukung there are image files of ascii art.
<welandB> We've come full circle.
#34785
<fatmikey> well I think i'll make that my new hobby after going to the gym when I should be studying
<fatmikey> one can only make a 45 minute workout last so long
<Kurt> have you made it last 45 minutes yet?