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#27963
<ogw> I don't remember jack shit about last night, but I got the IRC logs :-o
#30255
<Scott> I thought they were all saying "Hi, Hitler!" Makes sense, since they're waving...
#32068
<repp0r> (CNN) -- The woman who claimed to have lost a winning lottery ticket and then acknowledged that she lied about it was charged with one count of filing a false police report, a South Euclid, Ohio, police spokeswoman said Friday.
<repp0r> wtf
<repp0r> hatter good thing we didn't put Operation Find Missing Lotto Ticket in action.
<Hatter> yeah rep :/
#54400
<hawk09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<hawk09>yeah.i sent them to her dad
#52311
<TriviaBot> Trivia: In 1973 israel shoots down 13 __________ mig-21s?
<synth> american
<Mike> syrian
<TriviaBot> Made Man Mike was correct. Answer: syrian Time: 11.281 Earnings: 33750 Rank: 78th
<synth> syria has planes?
<Mike> it did
<Mike> israel shot em all down
Comment: irc.jaundies.org #trivia
#46201
Imperialism32: You know what I just noticed
Imperialism32: Nothing ever fucking happens in South America
Imperialism32: Seriously
Imperialism32: when was the last time you heard about ANYTHING from there?
Imperialism32: I usually forget it exists until I play Risk
#47173
Kel: woops
Kel: the account number doesn't go in the Amount box
Kel: i don't want to transfer $579835962 to account number 145
#17728
<Doggy^666> i have just been mentally scarred
<Doggy^666> im never gunna look in my mothers underwear drawer again
#69572
<Apollo> FUCK!
<Apollo> god damnit, I just copied an entire directory by accident. christ, I hate linux >:(
<Apollo> *sigh* brb, reformatting AGAIN
<Trinexx> wait, why are you reformatting? O_o
<Apollo> oh, i havent figured out how to delete files in linux yet, so I just reformat the harddrive when I need to delete something
<Trinexx> you serious? XD
<Apollo> bbiab.
<Trinexx> just use "rm <filename>" you fucking idiot
** Signoff: Apollo (Quit: Reformatting, AGAIN)
<Trinexx> ... or not :/
#1324
<[cut]> fuckin russians made my ftp server crash last night. somebody from 212.46.194.123 -> ip-583.dialup.cl.spb.ru
<hypr> hahhahwhaw
<[cut]> what the fuck
<[cut]> somebody from romainia tried to steal my leapFTP bookmark file
<[cut]> (005570) 6/3/2001 12:04:28 AM - 56k (217.13.97.62) > asked to change directory : 'C:ftpmp3 -> C:ftpmp3C:PROGRAM FILESLEAPFTP' --> Access denied (No Such Directory).
<[cut]> Resolved 217.13.97.62 to mflorin.soft.forte.ro
<hypr> hahahahahaha
<SysError> cut the foreigners want war with you
<[cut]> i added to my welcome message.. IF ALL OFF YOU EUROPEAN/ASIAN FOREIGN FUCKS KEEP TRYING TO "HACK" ME. THE SERVER WILL GO PRIVATE.
#21912
<merkzu> i fucking hate my dishwasher
<pagan> its super easy to rinse off dishes if you do it right when your done :)
<pagan> letting it sit for days is the killer
<jstepka-w> pagan ++:
<merkzu> i just dont like anything that interferes with my lazyness
#203730
<jasabella> $_ =~ tr/y/j/;
* parser (~HELL@91.186.243.253) Quit (ircd.arcti.ca efnet.teleglobe.net)
* Kraln (~quassel@38.100.42.251) Quit (ircd.arcti.ca efnet.teleglobe.net)
* laamaelai (hegis@xen.ihme.org) Quit (ircd.arcti.ca efnet.teleglobe.net)
* Yuyo (~suck@205.211.195.24) Quit (ircd.arcti.ca efnet.teleglobe.net)
<jasabella> did i do that?
<einride> no
* einride (~erin@83.233.196.14) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<jasabella> wrong answer bitch
#59752
<sektie> the glare of the sun off my own skin is triggering the sensor in my macbook that dims the display
<sektie> this is fucking with me
<MrZodiac> submit a apple support request
<MrZodiac> “I’m too white to use apple”
Comment: Troubleshooting on EFnet #bifemunix
#52155
homerundude85: i had a dream that i was playing poker with the devil
dackattac: Really?
dackattac: Did you win?
homerundude85: yeah i did
dackattac: Sweet
dackattac: What did you win?
homerundude85: a trip to heaven and a diet soda
dackattac: I knew the devil was somehow associated with aspartame.
#39007
< isaac> If a liblog-log4per-perl perl log package can log ...
< isaac> how many logs can log a liblog-log4-perl-perl perl log packagE?
#33360
<eslice> my little brother is failing english
<eslice> does the dumbass want to stay back?
<Blingo`> is this a trick question?
Comment: #GeekIssues on EFNet
#308830
<Ta`niik> I got a few assorted things at the store a half hour ago. I got a bunch of dirty looks while at the cash register. I didn't realize it until now that I had bought knife blades and halloween candy at the same time. >.<
Comment: #CoS
#307282
<&Tiggerz> i wish i could go trick-or-treating again
<&Bakamoichigei> Grab some kid off the street and tell them you'll give them a halloween costume and take them trick or treating if they split the candy with you.
<&Bakamoichigei> There's an alternate, more legal, version of this plan...but it takes like 6 years.
#3794
<kalani> Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves...Here's Tom with the weather.
#3920
<djLiKu> tell her to give me a blueprint of her vagina
<blazemore> wtf are you gonna do with a blueprint
<blazemore> construct your own vagina?
<djLiKu> yes
<djLiKu> it's like ocean's 11
<djLiKu> i'm gonna plan out first with a demo
#9565
<[S]evered> man, diego, how fast would a 2 60 gb hds ata raid setup be?
<stoldark> rpm?
<[S]evered> 7200
<stoldark> what kind of raid setup?
<[S]evered> yes
<stoldark> mirroring or striping?
<[S]evered> connected
#14
<watashi-x> Oh my God! Are you attemping to DoS me?
<Polymer> WTF are you talking about dumb ass
<Polymer> I can't get into your MS-DOS
#1995
<Digested> nothing like coming back to irc after a night of partying
<Digested> and nothing like partying on a monday night and then driving home at the same time as everyone is driving to work
<Digested> and laughing at them
<Digested> :D
<MadHatter> Not everyone can live with their parents
<Digested> that's why i'm taking advantage of the situation while i still can
<Digested> the main problem with sharing a house with parents is bringing a girl home
<Digested> but it isn't really a problem for me... heh
<MadHatter> hehe
#220584
<SilverDrake> I don't fall in love with actors all that much
<SilverDrake> mostly 'cuz it breaks my heart when they go and become Scientologists
#11116
< cygnus` > this girl broke up with me once
< cygnus` > becuase i was sucking her tit
< cygnus` > and i said it was to try and get milk to come out
< cygnus` > and i started laughing like a retard