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#28525
<`DE-Throwdown-e-> if anyone knows how to unclog a toilet when there is no plunger available pm me please...hurry their is sh*t on the floor already
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#9041
<phatmike> i want hard boiled eggs
<phatmike> why is that?
<Dayv> Your body is craving extra fat and protein.
<Dayv> Obviously, you are preparing for mitosis.
#30343
<pcchew> i was at the dentist today, and the assistant guy was using this ultraviolet light on my gums, teeth or what not and he says:
<pcchew> "never use this on your skin, it'll burn it right off"
<pcchew> and i'm thinking "if it'd burn my skin off, why the fuck are you using on my gums you douche"
<r0nc0> lmao
Comment: i hate the dentist
#6945
<skynxnex> let's call it "Glasnosat's and Skynxnex's Rockingly good Web Broswer with a Cool name"
<skynxnex> or Gasrgwbwacn for short.
#7848
Damocles`: o/` we all live in a yellow double hulled boyancy controlled ship of war! o/`
Zibblsnrt smacks Damo for that ;)
Zibblsnrt: Damo: I and my comrades posess as our place of residence the interior of a mid-visible spectrum double-hulled buoyancy-controlled boat ofwar
Zibblsnrt: I can outobfuscate your sorry ass anyday >%)
Zibblsnrt dares someone to bloat that through another level. %)
Damocles`: o/` i and my comrades posess as our place of residence the interior of a mid-visible spectrum double hulled boyancy controlled ship of war!
E_of_C: The carbon-metabolizing physical presence that currently houses my conscious and those physical manefestations of my comrades all possess as our common residential abode the interior of a mid-visible spectrum double hulled buoyancy controlled ship of war!
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#11820
<LL-> why did u msg me?
<marry> realy im searching to get married
<marry> can you help me
<LL-> why u wanna get married?
<marry> becuse i dont want to live in gaza
#306951
<narwhal> foolproof way to get a woman's bra off in under 10 seconds: set said bra on fire
#5987
<Foggie> i wish i could buy shares in hot women
<Foggie> then i could go to ashley judd and be like "you gotta sleep with me since i own 2% of you"
#33338
<DimaV> aight, i am gonna go think about what i did wrong today
*** DimaV is now known as DimaV_bathroom
#7986
<CrazySpence> e-mail is just really lagged irc
#294769
<angelphish> my figners smell funny
<king_egg> wtf are figners
<angelphish> fingers you fucking faggot
<angelphish> what a mroon
<king_egg> oh shit yeah figners. the things on my hnads
Comment: #sa on SynIrc
#51175
<timmo> 20% of americans believe the sun revolves around the earth, 17% of the people who know that the earth revolves around the sun, believe it does so every 24hours
<timmo> jesus
<timmo> people are fucking morons
<wind`> wait what
<wind`> doesn't the earth revolve around the sun in 24 hours?
<timmo> well i guess we found one of the 17%
#29804
<pcchew> haha
<pcchew> i was with my girlfriend in the grocery store looking for some stuff for dinner
<pcchew> we were in the meat isle and i got this idea
<pcchew> i grabbed a summer sausage and pressed it in the middle of her back and said out loud in a deep voice "this isn't a summer sausage i'm just a really tall man"
<pcchew> she was as red as the beef on display
Comment: adventures in the grocery store..
#295290
* Ahruman goes back to musing on the days when MSIE was the best Mac browser. Mozilla appeared to be dead. OmniWeb was falling behind. I can't remember what Opera was doing. And worst of all, we still thought the Internet was like a big truck back then.
#42851
<beafet> hi rogue-09
<rogue-09> what's shakin
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<beafet> i just sneezed and closed like 7 tabs
#797
<DarkSun> I ask for a n64 emu and a big nerd syz me go to http://www.emu's.shoved.up.my.arse.com
<DarkSun> Anyone have a good webpage with EMU????
#16378
<kaleido> when i was at e*trade i went to a dept dinner thing and everyone was drinking 20 year old wines and shit, and i ordered a bud light
<kaleido> everyone looked at me like i called their mother a cunt
#25662
<GM-Bot> What country is directly north of the continental United States?
<Fekko> cnanda
<vperez> canad
<Niftoria> canadar
Comment: (While playing a stupid trivia game)
#190368
<nikki> what's sodomy..?
<hunter> HA! Gather 'round children,
<hunter> well -- the word is dervied from the cities Sodom and Gomorrah
<nikki> k.. wat?
<sparky546> basically, the cities god ass raped.
<hunter> yeah! exactly! wikipedia explains it all.
#63011
<mikeash> ok, look, if there's a specific problem that prompted you to come in here
<mikeash> then you should actually *ask about your specific problem*
<mikeash> asking us extreme generalities when you have a specific issue at hand just frustrates people
<mikeash> it's like going up to a construction site, asking all the workers there, "how do I build a house?" and then once they've given you a bunch of advice you reveal that your circular saw is broken and you're wondering how to fix it
#23106
<BloodFromStone> "You wouldn't think incest was wrong if you had cousins as hot as mine."
#10262
<MoonFog> Accept my send!!
<spark-> are you behind a firewall?
<MoonFog> Yes. but i can send
<spark-> Please consult your network administrator
<MoonFog> I am, and i know it works
<spark-> Please insult your network administrator
#301217
<Tyala> ... So Colonization has this system for educating your non-specialist colonists into specialized ones.
<Tyala> Except this always changes the graphic of the unit to the specialist graphic.
<Tyala> You can put Missionaries in native american tribes to convert some of them, giving you Converted Native units.
<Tyala> ... Then you can educate them in the school... but... this turns their graphic to.. a white man.
<Tyala> .... That's some pretty hardcore conversion there.
<Tyala> I'm pretty sure affirmative action students don't come out of college white.
<Tyala> Even more disturbing, one and only one of the specialist types uses a female for the graphic. So you can also educate their penis away O.o
#39938
<NuBus> Windows was funny
<NuBus> with the usb keyboard
<NuBus> I plugged it in
<NuBus> A window popped up. Windows has found a USB Composite Device!
<NuBus> Would you like to install the driver?
<NuBus> Installing driver
<NuBus> I've installed the driver!
<NuBus> Windows has found a USB Human Interface Device!
<NuBus> Would you like to install the driver?
<NuBus> Installing driver
<NuBus> I've installed the driver!
<NuBus> Windows has found a USB keyboard
<NuBus> Would you like to install the driver?
<NuBus> Installing driver
<NuBus> I've installed the driver!
<NuBus> Windows gets very excited when things work. It tells me over & over.
<NuBus> "look mum! look what I did huh huh huh I did it huh I did I did!"
<NuBus> on linux I just plugged the fricken keyboard in and started typing.
#53569
<Jarn> I really need to go outside more often... I just realized New Years had gone by when I noticed that the timestamp on when a friend had signed off messenger read "2006".