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#6259
<KaMeN> I just realized the only reason I would go to narcotics anonymous would be to get hookups for drugs
#77143
<Trinexx> ... wtf?
<Trinexx> everytime I look over at the TV, Groundhog Day is on again
#6484
<luna> okay okay, so it *probably* isn't going to snow, but i can
<luna> imagine it!
<roland> well, if we're imagining, i can imagine buxom women will fall
<roland> from the sky like sexy hailstones.
#307568
< emilevictor> .... why? I don't understand. If i create the pointer x, initialize it to 0, wouldn't *x be 0?
< ciaranm> emilevictor: the pointer points to the address 0. "*x" is the value stored at address 0, which is probably "segmentation fault"
#306043
Akensai: if there is a hell, im going to it.
Akensai: research paper due: april 11 - i wrote it 10 minutes ago
Akensai: and i wont lose any points.
Akensai: opened an image in notepad, renamed it to research-final.docx and submitted, knowing full well it would take him 2 weeks to grade
(7:22:21 AM) Akensai: so i get an email an hour ago "The doc you submitted is corrupt, can you email it to me real fast? Sorry about this."
Akensai: so i wrote it in about 45 minutes and sent it
Akensai: he read it, got an A
Akensai: most of it was bullshit and broken reference links that i purposely placed, fake URLS to highly prestigious colleges/etc, just broke links and made em look real
Akensai: not my fault is a source is MIA
Akensai: 3 pages of made up crap that i didnt research, turned in more than a week late, written in 45 minutes. 98% A
#28501
<Yellah> Celebrate the decrimalisation of Pot
<[Piratez]> lets make this national
* [Piratez] replaces the maple leaf on the Canadian flag with a weed leaf.
#21345
<MoonKitty> I'm on the cock patch
<DS> you mean masturbation?
<MoonKitty> call it what you like
<lowerfrenum> lol
<DS> for that, i will fire up bash
#31429
<CrzyViper> What's the McDeal at Mcdonalds today?
<Vulcan> McDeal?
<CrzyViper> yeah they have a special every day of the week... here in canada.. and it's wicked
<Lumpy|hereish> McMadCow Burger
#10462
<jej> if you dated me, you would've recognized me, and stopped talking to
me by now.
#29264
<Neverender> 0_o
<Neverender> why does my hand smell of urine?
<Cathode> You pissed on it?
<Neverender> ah, yes...
Comment: #pcgf on GamesNet
#300740
<Brian> Hey hey, want to apply for a job at my work?
<Jeremy> Sure, I guess :) What would they need from me?
<Brian> A resume, cover letter, employment history, maybe urine
<Jeremy> I'm guessing they don't want me to mail that last one in :-D
<Brian> No, the last one is for my personal enjoyment.
#13969
<[]qube> Plz, someone tell me where i can download GEFORCE 4, i need it, i got so low fps in cs =( /msg me FAST!!!!!!!
#538
<MadHatter> what you know about people and the way things work I could comfortably pass through the hole in my penis
#32225
<splice> courier new is the supreme essay expander font
<splice> you can write one sentence and courier new it into a three page thesis
#6461
<Flik> my friend gave up masturbation for lent, and lost in an hour
#7443
<`]{rAzY]`> My penis is so big that when black men look at it, they say "Hey man, you got a big penis"
<dubdope> krazy... why do you have black men looking at your penis?
<dubdope> plus krazy.. how do they know what your penis looks like when they have you bent over?
#1988
<kritical> matts: bikes go faster than cars...a bike at 60 mph is a lot faster than a car at 60 mph
<matts> kritical: um no...
<kritical> matts: um yes
<kritical> my sisters sport car at 60 mph goes faster than my dads explorer at 60 mph
<kritical> a bike at 60 mph will blow by a car at 60 mph
#169868
<+Tim__> `hey al, tell me all about your day` > /dev/null
#295376
<Kryptik> Yugioh?
<DBSK> Yush
<Kryptik> What are you in, middle school?
<mistah_j> yugioh was a fad at the high school I used to go to
<mistah_j> like there was a table full of yugioh nerds who played it all through lunch
<mistah_j> I'd see them and think "haha, what a bunch of fucking losers"
<mistah_j> then I'd go home and hack nes roms
<mistah_j> :D
#47839
<Pentavite> how does master chief manage to respawn in five seconds?
<goldfish> it took jesus three days
#5746
<Udeth> my mother came in and demanded that I'd move shit off my floor, so she could wash my room tomorrow, because it smells rotten in here.
<Udeth> i can't smell shit.
<ToRMeNTeD> well if theres shit on the floor no wonder it smells rotten
#307310
* Pryoidain is now known as MSWord
<MSWord> Oh Hi! I'm Microsoft word!
<MSWord> Hmm...I'm not really sure what you're doing here..you're using my equation editor an awful lot.
<MSWord> Oh! I see alot of numbers in parenthesis before these equations!
<MSWord> Huh...They don't quite match up though. See you have (1),(2),(3),(1),(3),(4),(1),(2),(5)
<MSWord> I can help! Let me just automatically reformat those into a list!
* MSWord DESTROYS ALL FORMATTING TO THIS POINT
<MSWord> What? You want me to stop automatically generating lists and go back to previous?
<MSWord> But..I was just trying to help!
<MSWord> Here, I'll fix it.
* MSWord RESETS ALL NUMBERS, FORMATTING, TAB INDENTATIONS, AND FORMULA LAYOUTS
<MSWord> There, Back to a blank slate!
<MSWord> What?
<MSWord> Hey why are you undoing?
<MSWord> Hey, don't go in there, those are my settings!
<MSWord> But, that's the autocorrect setting! That's me! What are you plan-
* MSWord is now known as Pryoidain
<Pryoidain> This is exactly how I am going to explain to my idiot math teacher why Microsoft word is a fucking HORRIBLE choice for a math homework submission.
#7591
<JtHMx> not overly keen on a film that makes #warez-nz fanboys cry
<billa> you need to respect.
<billa> to scared youll break down
<JtHMx> no, too scared I'll waste a couple of hours of my life
<JtHMx> says the man on irc at 1am
#138502
<redribben> what you guys up to?
<redribben> i myself am trying to find something that seems to not exist....
<reikon> god?
#5020
<iban> when i was your age all i had was a mac, and photoshop
<iban> if i wanted an online gf i had to draw her