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#14687
<player> oh i lag hard
<geez> lag=?
<player> that means my connection is slow
<geez> oh... i thought you said something dirty..
#310795
<PFY> We should have a tattoo like the scarlet letter
<PFY> "I deployed on a friday"
<PFY> that way you knew what you were getting into at interviews
#131422
<lolage> Holy shit. Most epic idea ever.
<lolage> In the history of mankind.
<lolage> A rocket-coffin.
<lolage> You get put in standing upward. Door gets closed and you get launched into the sky
<lolage> with a parachute attached to your body
<lolage> the door blows in mid air
<lolage> parachute autodeploys
<lolage> you float, dead; down into someones garden
<oohal> lolage, you've got issues
<lolage> Oh man. I'd better get started on the blue prints.
#11164
<Helm-work> *sigh* ..i dont know what gets into me sometimes.. I get this "hey, my password says it expires today and i need to change it" "what do i change it to"? .... im like "how about tea-bagger"? "thats a good one" .. the accountant is like "yeah! easy to remember too"
#266051
<PandaFister> pedo = feet or love of the ground
<OliveTower> America spells it pedophile
<@PandaFister> because their FUCKING STOOPID
<@PandaFister> do I have to go through the whole pedo/paedo explination
<@PandaFister> e.g. a pedometer counts how many footsteps you've made
<@PandaFister> and a paedometer counts how many children you've fucked
#5113
<reub> if i ever met you guys in real life i would never touch your rulers
#42920
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<BlackDeth> fucking al gore
<BlackDeth> did a shitty job when he invtented the internet
Comment: #ramen
#69682
<nobd> i was just playing hide and go seek with my fish
<nobd> he won
<rolib> You? Outsmarted by a fish? I couldn't imagine.
#105
<Theseus-> i love funk music so much... that sometimes i wish i was black and then i remember that i might want to get a job some day
#67338
<jsz> i wouldnt hit it
<jsz> looks like everyone else already has
<sour> she's a virgin
<jsz> bullshit.
<jsz> shes been down on more guys than a small site under the slashdot effect
#33839
<motolov> i actually have shat in a urinal once
<motolov> when i was 10 we went to germany and the toilets you had to pay for at a rest stop, but the urinals were free of charge, i could not wait to go back to the car for deutchmarks
#25586
<@kronz> dot <--
<@kronz> wait no
<@kronz> . <-- dot
#14309
Dainichi> I'm going to start a band called Hand Solo.
Dainichi> Our first song will be a heavy metal cover of "I Touch Myself"
#1739
<Slyfox> I want to make a FPS that mixes the geo-mod techonology of Red Faction, the finesse and action of Max Payne, the gore and damage map feature in Soldier of Fortune, and the story and intrigue of Half-Life. I'll call it "Can't Fuck With This".
#74314
<lundman> could you pull a disk out, and tell us disk size and maker?
<IDC_hirai> The maker is fujitsu.
<IDC_hirai> size is
<IDC_hirai> 16cm x 11cm
Comment: 3am on-call
#2701
<necrofile> i wonder what happens if u put your playlist in your playlist
<DigDug> OMG DON'T!!!!
<DigDug> THE UNIVERSE WILL COLLAPSE :D
#307000
< Cyber> When I'm on call I always feel the need to drink
< Cyber> A LOT
#10915
<McEi8th> God damn it
<McEi8th> I walked in on my mom last night sucking off my dad and I saw his dong
<McEi8th> It was pretty sick
<Pozzi> Dude that wasn't your dad...
* Pozzi runs
#295377
<@dmd> if you watch JAWS backwards, it's a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach.
#3293
<Object> ric and JibberJim, cna you guys take your little gay fantasies elsewhere?
<ric> hey, my gay fantasies are not "little"...
#34034
<|6th|Hottlipz> actually ive done lots of bad shit
<ShminkyBoy> tsk tsk tsk
<[Dek]beetlejuice> lest her the worst
<[Dek]beetlejuice> k?
<|6th|Hottlipz> :)
<[Dek]beetlejuice> lets hear*
<|6th|Hottlipz> i ran away from home
<|6th|Hottlipz> :)
<[Dek]beetlejuice> boring
<[PIT]PhillyB_workn> lol
<Uranus> haha
<|fn|Grime> did you say orgy, hotlips?
<[Dek]beetlejuice> to become a prostitute?thats exciting story
#310812
<robin> it probably is adobe's fault
<robin> i bet you could measure the dollar cost of adobe security breaches
<robin> then calculate the amount of funding that programs like food stamps would have received had productivity not been wasted on adobe security breaches
<robin> pretty sure acrobat reader and flash are responsible for child hunger
#1104
<var> 40 ping dont mean shit if it jerks and stops like a fucking epileptic in a strobe light
#39781
<phil> alright, guess what song i'm drumming on my keyboard
<phil> jhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhj
<ecks> wipeout....
<phil> wtf how'd you know?
<ecks> we're at a LAN party and you're sitting right behind me, dumbass
<phil> touche sir, touche
#113649
<dewdude> last time i made chili it was on a sunday
<dewdude> and i was in the store, 9 in the morning
<dewdude> buying a six pack
<dewdude> and chili mixins
<dewdude> and people were like "have you no shame?"
<dewdude> and i'm like "it's for the chili"
<dewdude> once i told the stuck-up old lady in her church clothes the beer was for chili she shut-up
<dewdude> then her husband was like '
<dewdude> "what kind of peppers you usin?"
<dewdude> ... bastard took my chili recipie