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#295706
Lord Adam: you know what
Lord Adam: If I feel crap
Lord Adam: I should just look at that picture of the dog in the towel
Amelia: you know
Amelia: you should show like.. bin laden that photo
Amelia: he'll just smile and say
Amelia: "You know.. the war is stupid. No more fighting - I'm getting me a dog. I already have a towel.
#28925
<fred> my kitten left little presents for me all around the kitchen this morning.
<Chris[ni]> cool, what did u get
<Chris[ni]> a bike?
#56036
NowImNothing9194: when's vista comming out?
r3u28d87y: like end of the year
r3u28d87y: its supposedly a piece of shit too
NowImNothing9194: i hear there's "flavors"
NowImNothing9194: like business, home, office
r3u28d87y: and they all taste like shit
#2860
<semi> +
<semi> oops
<semi> keyboard almost fell, caught it by the numpad end
<MrP-> +
<MrP-> oops
<MrP-> same here
#9406
<vim> heh, no wonder i cant hear shit... trying to play this damn redhat cd.
#300741
<adimarco> it amuses me that, even when eating treats, cats just instinctively know to rapidly shake their head back and forth a few times to make sure the spine is broken.
<zinger> i do the same with donuts
#59016
<FuriKuri> How do I turn off those stupid red lines in Microsoft Word?
<Chu> Type correctly?
Comment: #nintendo @ irc.chatspike.net
#44073
<CaT> Is there A way I can put video files on my computer and then use my computer as a server. Also, if I can, is there a way to limit the total files sent?
<|darc|> No, you need a SUPER SERVER CHIP. They cost BILLIONS.
<FETUS> Don't tell him that darc. Cat you could get away with just a regular server chip and that will only cost a few million.
#300814
<jenna>sometimes i seriously hate my name yknow?
<jenna>like other people are jen or jenny or jennifer, and i'm jenna. with an a. it sounds weird. i hate it i hate it i hate it
<pat>yeah, people pat me on hte head when they leave. and then walk of chucklling, "no pun intended".
<jenna>LOL...not as bad as mine though, i have to say "argh" at the end of my name. jenargh.
<pat>why did mum have to give us shitty names
<jenna>i know eh...
<pat>hm why are we talking over irc when we live in the same house?
<jenna>yeah all this computer shit is getting to our heads. we need some fresh air. what happened to max? who's turn issert for walking him?
<pat>dad's
<jenna>oh
<jenna>well i reckon we should get some fresh air, afk our comps and talk irl
<jenna>but its too much effort getting up and going downstairs and out, farkkkkkk.
<pat>llol im outside on the picnic table with the supposed fresh air, i dont have to go anywhere.
<jenna>fuck you.
#45900
<biiaru> http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2005/06/19/six_legged_puppy_found_in_malaysia/
<KX> O_O
<Rdl|[DRW]> yea
<Rdl|[DRW]> he has 2 peni too
<darkgamerGS> wtf
<KX> XD
<Rdl|[DRW]> bet he'll grow up to be popular with tha bitches
<darkgamerGS> XD!
Comment: #dyo, irc.mediadriven.net
#40087
TechKO: I love my algebra book
TechKO: Q1. (12x4x^2)^6=15
TechKO: solve for y
#36313
<@root66> i used to be high on life
<@root66> then i developed a tolerance
<@root66> before I knew it
<@root66> instead of seizing the day
<@root66> i was seizing 3, 4 days
<@root66> even a week
<@root66> just to cop the same buzz
Comment: #maddox on WhatNET, while discussing LSA
#3872
<poste> no, i know this chick with awesome big boobs...2 actually
<rox-work> 2 awesome big boobs?
<rox-work> i should hope so
<matthardy> like one boob on a chest, is like kinda funky and wrong
<spazzer> nah, poste is confused
<spazzer> the chick has one huge uniboob
<matthardy> spazz: ahaha uniboob
<spazzer> and a unibrow to match
#6127
<Fryboy> can't hardly wait, party of 5 etc
<ambr> i thought you were taking about serial cable compression there... parity of 5
#93970
Tire Aramaki > how tough is a 3/10?
Na'Axin > on a scale from 1 to 10?
Na'Axin > I'd say 3
#2991
<Lord-Data> chmod 777 is the kinda thing i do on my own personal box when i cant be fucked figureing out what the perm's SHOULD be
<Lord-Data> which is, sadly, most of the time
#90304
<@Jigsy> [10:37:19] <OD_Jonno> even the adults over 18 are soon to be limited to smoking in their houses
<@Jigsy> Unless a burglar breaks in.
<@Jigsy> Then it becomes his workplace.
#27212
<TripleRach> What, why do I have corn flakes on my lap
<Metro> Maybe your pants were hungry
#14076
<Jester-> *rapes Eevee a lot*
<Red_Sky> It's not rape if he enjoys it.
<Jester-> .... he?
#16438
<^bat-sai> i once went to lismore
<^bat-sai> for a baseball competition
<^bat-sai> when i was 13
<^bat-sai> i was mocked
<^bat-sai> because i was the only one who thought we were there to play baseball on the snes
#23541
* jimmiejaz is watching Name of the Rose.
[avicenna] i was watching it too
[avicenna] that and kama sutra
[jimmiejaz] pervert.
[avicenna] hey, it's a story about love.
[jimmiejaz] so that's what it's called now.
[avicenna] man, i wish i were living in 16th century india.
[avicenna] it seems like all they did was have sex.
[avicenna] and if they weren't having sex, they were learning about it.
#49902
<cg> anyone here able to explain a banking question to me in small words?
<devnull> bank? simple?
<GeminiDomino> cg: "All your money are belong to us"
#61358
< withnail> i read a true story in a book today, cracked me up. these guys are on a picket line for striking dock workers or something, and they have a snowman there with a toy cops helmet on and a frown made of stones there. anyway, a senior police officer in his range rover drives past and calls over some of the policemen supervising the picket asking about the snowman and saying he wanted it gone (what a dick) the other police said "well we feel a bit silly kicking down their snowman" so the top brass guy goes "fine! i'll do it myself!" and drives into the snowman......what he didn't know was
< withnail> that it was built over a concrete bollard. wrecked seven shades of shit out of his car
#304645
<PhoneBizarre> Atheist motherfuckah in the hizzouse REPRESENT!
<Reyendo> < atheist 2
<PhoneBizarre> PREACH IT MAH BROTHA
<PhoneBizarre> RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW!
<Reyendo> AMEN, BROTHER!
<Reyendo> LET US SING PRAISES TO THE
<Reyendo> FUCK
#39580
<+Brad> fuck
<+Brad> brb, anxiety attack
<@lat> lol
<@lat> last time brad had one of these
<@lat> the doctor said his first one was a warning
<@lat> and the next could possibly kill him
<fone> i hope to fuck that 'lol' you typed was a typo for "oh my god"