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#52687
<Rieger> The trouble with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.
#52892
<+Karuma|Spooky> Boxes are fun...
<%robert> you have no idea how right you are
<%robert> nothing like a good box to reduce stress
* Karuma|Spooky made fun shelves from boxes.
<+Karuma|Spooky> ^^
<%robert> I do'nt know about you, but I'm talking about vaginas
<@Stray_Pussy> lol
<%robert> and I know for a fact that most girls get pissed when you try to store things in their vaginas
#115085
DinkyDogg: me and porn has always been kinda like israel and nuclear weapons
DinkyDogg: i've never claimed to have porn but they all know i do
#298387
<@Venkman> anyone here got experience of an intel atom CPU under general usage conditions?
<efum> you are in luck sir
<@Venkman> what's normal Windows usage like compared to a Core 2?
<efum> i merely meant sir that you are currently in #advice, the most powerful advisory medium on the internet
<@Venkman> you suck
<efum> i know
#3880
<drano> i need to go to sleep soon, i was late for school this morning
<Wyatt> being late rules.
<furandfx> periods
<furandfx> the only place being late does not rule
#34748
<gloone> most of the people in there really are geeks with issues
<gloone> we were talking about weight
<gloone> and everyone in there were like "I'm 5'2" and i weigh 230 pounds."
<gloone> and then i told them i'm 6'2" and weigh 165
<gloone> and i got permbanned
#44122
<michael`> i mean the whole idea of the separation of powers is that each branch of government will be power-hungry and try to grab as much power as possible by subverting the other two
<michael`> and they all, in theory, work against each other to produce an equilibrium
<Nithos> Heh, so if you're locked in a cage with a ravenous wolf, all you need is a pissed off tiger in there with you to keep you safe?
Comment: #geekissues
#11473
<largo`> my client thought an swf extension stood for "single white female"
#1575
<CoN> ... next you'll tell me that you shaved your pubes under the misdirection that i care
<[U|C]SKS_Lover> eh...
<[U|C]SKS_Lover> hey CoN, I shave my pubic hair under the misdirection that you care.
<CoN> oh thanks
<[U|C]SKS_Lover> then I make socks out of it.
<CoN> ... thats weird
<[U|C]SKS_Lover> human-wool socks
<[U|C]SKS_Lover> >:D
<[U|C]SKS_Lover> wanna know how I make apple juice?
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#19812
<whitelightning> suck my nipples
<teh-kitteh> WL: huh?
<BlackIce> wl: ask geo
<teh-kitteh> he's at work though iceh :)
* whitelightning runs off for Geo
<whitelightning> wow!
<whitelightning> he's got a mouth like a hoover
<BlackIce> wl
<BlackIce> that's not geo
<BlackIce> that's a hoover
#60111
<nach> I wonder in what weird cult the first person to shout "Holy Shit" was in.
<Dandylion> He was a Shitite
#300807
<mr_daemon> I also set a reminder to clear the floors on the days the roomba is scheduled to run
<mr_daemon> Because Roombas are a bit like puppies
<mr_daemon> Somtimes you come home to find a bunch of shredded papers and kleenex all over the floor, electronics tossed around and wires everywhere with the roomba in the middle, its red light pulsing
#871
<AlmtyBob> I think there are more christians than bullets
<AlmtyBob> sucks
#76066
<Smokey> Me and this bitch are playing phone tag
<Smokey> Her mom answered
<Smokey> and she was like "Your going to have to call back, adam, Ive got to use the phone"
<Smokey> Then she didnt hang up, and started dialing numbers
<Smokey> Then stopped
<Smokey> and I was like, in a deeper voice "Hello"
<Smokey> And she was like "Hey, baby"
<Smokey> Then I just started laughing
<Smokey> And she was like Goddamnit
#3794
<kalani> Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves...Here's Tom with the weather.
#306373
Judith: I sleep face down because my nose gets cold.
You: So you can't breathe, but at least your nose is warm.
Judtih: NO, it's like swimming. You tilt your head when you want to breathe.
#237243
<Poromenos> Getting a bill passed is like getting a story on the reddit frontpage, only in the Senate you're trying to get as many people to game the system as possible
<knight666> So Digg is a more accurate representation of the U.S. Senate?
#861
<rob`> <Satanic0> vai toma no cu filha da puta
<rob`> _________________________________________
<rob`> I'M GETTING HACKED FROM BRASIL
<rob`> HELP ME
#32804
<HelloKit> can anybody tell me why men find it necessary to do things like deliberately farting on the dog?!
<Steven> because they'd be killed if they did on their wife ??
#20073
<Calculus> Ah...a dark room, approximately 25 computers, Debian ISOs for six platforms, and two hundred and four CD-Rs. It's going to be a wiiiild night.
<DamienRoc> Only you would consider that a wild night, Calc.
<Mechalink> Not only Calc.
<Calculus> DR: You'd be *amazed* at what happens if you grind up TDK CD-Rs and sniff them.
<DamienRoc> You get fiberglass in your lungs and lose 10 years to your life?
<Calculus> Well, that too...
#32187
<+Hampy> I think we should have a mature conversation rather than everyone saying random shit
<+Doody> Hampy: Penis.
#9900
<clemmy> DarkFader: warning! reading of this line triggers a hidden routine in your brain and you will forget some of the information stored there
<clemmy> DF: it worked, right?
<Costis> cl, ahahahahahahahaha
<DarkFader> what did work?
<clemmy> DF: I knew it would
<Costis> cl, ahahahaha! good joke :D
<DarkFader> WHAT?
#44446
<Imitarate> damn... now i'm hungry. i should go to bed before i try to make food and burn the house down
<Imitarate> cereal can be complicated
#5761
<Anton> I can see myself reinstalling windows
<A|exander> wow, are you having an out of body experience?
#333
<TknoMncr> defunkt: if there's 1 thing I can't stand...
<TknoMncr> it's someone thinkin they're cool bringing a kid onto irc
<TknoMncr> I swear
<TknoMncr> if I find someone doing it
<TknoMncr> I will get em reported for child abuse