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#310864
<Raven> Is it still Passover?
<Kyol> Is Jesus still dead?
<Morwen> No Kyol, thats what Easter was all about.
<Kyol> Ah. So let me see. He gets nailed to a tree on Good Friday, spends a few days in a cave, comes out on Easter.. Then what?
<hockwork> if he sees his shadow, its another 6 weeks of winter
#35113
_Sarah_: so what do you do all night?
groogle: ....
groogle: fuck with peoples minds on irc ;)
_Sarah_: ahhhh
_Sarah_: so im just a victim?
#49991
<Origin> And I remote desktoped one of my coworkers computers and put lemon party on it
<Tezkah> ah, the wonders of technology
Comment: #torchthebridge, slashnet
#3373
<Wes> While most dudes go day-to-day waiting for sex to happen, the sex offenders go out and MAKE it happen.
#40138
<Coyote> "The U.S. motto, E pluribus unum, means "out of many, one." It first appeared in a Roman poem as part of a recipe for making a salad.
#20164
<KJ> I was in a shop in Britain, when an American tourist in front of me tried to pay for something in US dollars. The shop keeper politely told her that this was Britain, and you can't use U.S. dollars here. The lady replied... "But I had no problems in other third world countries"
#18668
<Sabrina> she must have been special..
<Matt> well,I thought she was special, but then I realized she was just fuckng with my head and using me, and she didn't deserve to have me care about her
<Sabrina> awww :(
<Sabrina> girls suck, huh? ;)
<Matt> the best ones do...
#33274
(jesus`) All your sins are belong to me.
#305261
* anarkoid has joined #ipsofacto
<anarkoid> HEY GUYS
<anarkoid> WHAT'S UP
<Save> lol caps much?
<anarkoid> oops
<anarkoid> i was writing youtube comments heh
#311
<Raider^> Hey there, i got this new version of mirc, i should be in invisible mode, if anyone can see my sentance please reply.
#17334
<Xetrov`> im gonna go try out this "physical activity" shit i keep hearing about
#300564
Alpha_Bling: You know what a masked booby bird is?
Alpha_Bling: from galapagos islands?
BadSpoon: probably similar to a bearded tit
#302087
<pokoko222> are you guys allowed graphing calculators on exams?
<amine> no
* Kage is
* dx is not
<pokoko222> why i dont get it
<pokoko222> it is dumb
<dx> It depends on the exam
<pokoko222> why waste time finding 6 points when i can just push a button
<lament> that's my perspective on foreplay
#300375
<jspath> woohoo perl 5.10 and // !
<abryan> hey jim are you using the // operator?
<abryan> I've been avoiding using any 5.10 features... but I guess we can start since we're running it most everywhere now
<ben_alman> i use the // operator in javascript
<ben_alman> whenever i encounter some of jim's code
<ben_alman> i just use that operator and everything works again
#881
<|scar> Girlfriend pregnant error, [A]bort, [M]arry, [I]gnore ?
#8221
<spicyham> guess i will go to library to use encyclepedia tomorrow ... all my dictionary doesn't have the meaning of leet
#9
<cooksii> incest is at least something the whole family can do.
#93358
Invisceo: If i don't get at least a 175 on the LSAT, i'll have to fly to NY and jump off the Empire State Building
Styling Dan: dude, jump off the world trade towers
Styling Dan: they are much higher
Kazooie197: Not anymore :|
Styling Dan: what?
Styling Dan: yeah, Im pretty sure they are the tallest building in new york
Invisceo: dude, where have YOU been?
Styling Dan: what?
Kazooie197: I'm probably taller than the remaining rubble
Styling Dan: what do you mean
Styling Dan: rubble!??1?
Styling Dan: WHAT THE FUCK?!
#142667
<Turra> the 5th element is awesome
<Kar> Boron?
Comment: #TGi
#33841
<KArmA-> what's your stance on ldap?
<thalakan> uhhhh
<thalakan> it stays crunchy in milk?
<KArmA-> that sounds relatively positive
<thalakan> I mean, come on, you have to give me something more to go on here
<thalakan> If you're planning on using ldap for world domination that's one thing, using it for administrating your desktop logins is another
Comment: #bifemunix
#36453
<Jaeger> toms playing Call of Duty and he told me smokings bad for health
<Jaeger> his reason
<Jaeger> you can't move cos you can only use one hand
#15312
รบรนรบ Quits: JESUS (adam@rootdown.net): Ping timeout
<Cyph3r> jesus died from my syn's
#13946
<URinsane> i'll restart after i sync my palm
<element> oh fancy pants with a palm
<URinsane> HANDSPRING VISOR EDGE BIZATCH
<element> do you keep your bitchs digits on there
<URinsane> hell yea
<element> do you stylus them in at bars
<URinsane> i whip that shit out
<element> HOLD ON I CANT FIND MY STYLUS
<element> DONT LEAVE
<element> ARE YOU SOBERING UP
<element> ILL BUY YOU ANOTHER
<element> JUST DONT LEAVE
<URinsane> pfft plz when u have as sexy of a pda as me you dont need to buy them drinks
<element> yeah thats just wasted money for them to find out you are a nerd and not sleep with you anyway
<element> now you have a warning device
#310170
<kmc> it's depressing how many security holes have the root cause that "int" is a lot shorter to type than "unsigned int"
#72591
<wac> In the entertainment industry's war on its customers, the CEOs of media conglomerates are represented by two separate yet equally-important groups.
<wac> The Motion Picture Association of America, who believes their shitty copy protection will suddenly become effective if they throw the DMCA in enough people's faces.
<wac> And the Recording Industry Association of America, who sues children.
<wac> These are their stories.
<wac> *law-n-order sound*