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#51987
DrakeChun: Thank God for apt-get
thetguy01: Yes
thetguy01: It truly is a gift from God.
thetguy01: "And on the Tenth Day, God said: LET THERE BE APT-GET! And so it was."
DrakeChun: The Tenth Day, 3 after he rested
thetguy01: Yes
thetguy01: The other two days were him trying to get linux to run.
#3660
<FlipTopBox> oooh! i want a p'zone!
<mightyflo> "we tried spelling 'pizza' and 'calzone' but we fucked up."
<FlipTopBox> i was thinking more like "we were trying to find the most annoying name possible."
#20470
<Optimus> i've said it before and i'll say it again
<Optimus> rogue is easily the hottest in x-men 2
<Pyr0Maniac> Yeah... but you wouldn't be able to have sex
<Pyr0Maniac> You'd get the life force sucked out of you
<Optimus> they need to invent some kind of full-body condom
<Pyr0Maniac> Man, it's called saran wrap.
#32685
<ranicx> nooooooooooooo
<ranicx> yesssssss
<ranicx> ok keyboard still works
#37651
Raiko: Doom 3 is just "Kill the bastards"
CGT: haha nothing wrong with that
Raiko: But you don't know why they are bastards
Raiko: Is it species racism?
Raiko: or is it something they did
CGT: I suppose so
Raiko: what did they do?
Raiko: jealousy of the huge penises?
CGT: most likely
Raiko: Yes
Raiko: Gotta be it
Raiko: They have giant penises and the marines want them
Raiko: Thats the only way they'll feel better about themselves
Raiko: Anything to justify I suppose
#18220
<jesus_> my healing hands be drivin tha virgins wild.
#52786
<BigOne> Hello, and welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
<BigOne> If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
<BigOne> If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
<BigOne> If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
#20987
[21:13] (@KOLDSTARE): I was informed this is a rich part of town
[21:14] (@KOLDSTARE): wore my leather jacket to dinner and I got stared at
[21:14] (@KOLDSTARE): its not like I ripped it off a cow and stuck a zipper on it
#278831
<laffy> i wanna get stoned
<assembler> go to iran then
#3559
<Geothermal> "<Sphlynxo> Watch your mouth, son." what the hell was that
<Geothermal> he better be joking
<Geothermal> 'cause this is fucking finalfight
<Kazz-readin> Yeah. Fight the power!
<dregan> Where the men are men, the women are women, the sheep are scared, and the preteen girls are 40-year-old men!
#310484
<Phase4> "Reaching out to more and more gamers, Minecraft developers are planning to include subtitles for the convenience of people who have the inability to hear."
<Quora> "hisss"
<Quora> "ugh"
<Sanchal> "Clank"
<Phase4> "boom"
<Quora> "whack"
<Sanchal> "tinktinktink"
<Phase4> "mooo"
<Quora> "bawk"
<Kopachris> "zoop"
<Quora> "kodak film"
#18377
<jitspoe> birds don't have a penis
<Zim|DP> jit: but they have a pecker =)
#19538
<zin> If i suddenly turned into a woman i'd quit my job and just feel my boobs all day
#297866
< Brat> I dreamt that my cat had become unsatisfied with all the love and affection that I gave her and that she started looking online at cat "personals", which are really just pages and pages of people's hands in the "cat petting" position, with profile information like "looking for a loving cat to stroke" "SWM looking for classy cat", etc. etc.
< Brat> It ended up with me getting on my knees and promising that I'd give her twice as much attention.
< Brat> :( Then I woke up.
#42142
<Jet_Solo> Did I miss anything interesting?
<Asiina> God was in here
<Asiina> everyone in here got a "get into heaven free" card
<Asiina> he told us that everyone else was screwed
<Asiina> then he left
<Asiina> it was pretty sweet
#2240
<Aiko> i have sex like i just got out of prison and about to go back in
#311668
<unyu> Saying that a mathematical model describes reality, or is even a good approximation to it, is a truly huge statement. I'd rather not make such a statement unless it can be backed with strong arguments.
<Stevie-O> then you, sir, are not fit to be an economist
Comment: ##math
#10881
<jorm> it will be my favorite thing until i remember that i have a penis.
#17959
<celebrity_nitwit> scrotum
<W0RMW00D> scrotum
<d1rge> damn im hungry
#16601
<Weirdo> Sooty just brought a mouse into my room
<Weirdo> brb
*** Weirdo is now known as Weirdo|F00d
#300058
< Mirell> Your mom's a non-profit! I can deduct my contributions to her!
< Pomax> Hold on a minute there, mister. Who said my mom was non-profit.
< Mirell> I did
< Pomax> Well I advise you to check with the chamber of commerce before you make such statements.
< Mirell> Your mom's a for-profit entity! That means my contributions to her get doubly-taxed as it passes through the layers!
< Mirell> Doesn't work as well
< Pomax> I'm sure we can somehow make it work.
< Pomax> Yo momma so fo' profit, any contribution to her gets taxed three times!
< Pomax> or something.
< Mirell> ...that was good, sir.
#213047
<mancha> the ancient greeks believed the heart was the thinking organ
<mancha> of course, we know now they were wrong. it's the penis.
<DemisM> Mancha: What´s the female´s thinking organ?
<mancha> DenisM, exactly!
#54117
(Chongablonga) this guy i know was convinced he could breakdance
(Chongablonga) so we always used to be like 'john show us some breakdancing' and he'd just hurl himself at the floor and spin on his face
#205516
<oktommy> pop culture is getting more and mroe popular
#310136
<whelp> mom called me and said her series got deleted from torrents and asked me to fix it. i said dont vote putin next time
Comment: whelp is russian