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#45715
<Tigger> It is raining
* Tigger cups her hands together around her mouth
<Tigger> Hello! anyone home?
* Phoon finishes peeing off the balcony
#12291
<Hurricane> I wonder if the Banner people would be offended if I started a
little project that would require about 400 inserts per second
on the Oracle server.
<Krinberry> Easy way to find out, Bran :)
<Hurricane> Yes! Exploration through experimentation is what a University
is all about, after all. :)
<Gord> They mean pot and orgies, not database hosing! (:
#19193
<Shinj> I'm more of a sexual, er... Monkey.
<Shinj> I'm not sure why, I just like monkeys.
#25609
<Drago> hey random, ya want to test something for me?
<random> if its long, tubular, made out of plastic and gently vibrates..... then no. But if its some code.. ok
#301909
<Sebas> Heh, so I have this "Insult Dictionary" which has witty insults for every occasion, as well as a translation into 4 different languages
<Sebas> But it seems that, although the translation is generally correct, every now and then they went for an interpretation instead
<Sebas> So "Moron" comes out as "Naked savage" in the German translation, and "Greasy bastard" becomes "Filthy Italian"
#301358
*** Dice has joined #RDIOOC
<Quia`> roll 2*d6
<Dice> Quia` rolled 2*d6, it returns --> ( 2*d6 = 1 6 ) (7)
<+Komaru> Oh
<+Komaru> Awesome
<+Komaru> roll 99*d999
<Dice> Komaru rolled 99*d999, it returns --> ( 99*d999 = 232 86 149 570 818 481 574 502 713 588 796 766 723 334 221 725 142 579 680 913 195 971 810 859 532 866 624 394 345 392 415 351 402 802 112 404 311 672 899 653 892 862 871 883 958 96 190 921 625 860 646 426 365 333 497 331 613 712 907 604 691 888 382 421 861 629 238 405 873 284 917 3 621 741 708 598 536 345 613 154 591 25 650 306 839 942 799 720 138 123 464 758 31 96 108 935 997 268 315 ) (54206)
<Quia`> WHY IS THAT THE FIRST THING ANYONE DOES WITH IT?
#27868
<lordCONAN> just cause something was written before you were porn, doesnt mean its shit
<Twinsen> HAHAHA
<Dextas> porn on the mind eh lc?
#56782
boudi24: what do u use to protect ur computer from all kinds of viruses and adwares and spywares and pop ups...
boudi24: ?
metsoc30: common sense mostly
boudi24: what's that ?
boudi24: is it a program ?
#45489
<hybridpro> what is the best program
<hybridpro> for avi to dvd
<hybridpro> on mirc
<wixard> irc2dvd
<PcChip> i hear they released version 5.6
---- five minutes later ----
<hybridpro> um, there is no irc 2 dvd
<hybridpro> U ALL ARE A BUNCHA LIERS
<hybridpro> FUCKERS!!!!!
#56901
<glowsun> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
<glowsun> and got mauled
<glowsun> and people were talking about how there should have been better defenses put up to prevent people getting into the cage
<glowsun> a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
<glowsun> for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in
#36043
*** Anonymous is now known as Jayni
*** Jayni is now known as Jaymi
<Jaymi> i can't type right handed
<StoneCold> <shamlessbragging> i can type with both of my hands really fast </shamlessbragging>
<Jaymi> i can only type with my left hand
<Jaymi> i'm only half ambidextrous
#303989
<MurderMachine> Okay so,
<MurderMachine> My resits so far
<MurderMachine> Have been interesting.
<Magnus> orly
<MurderMachine> Yes.
<MurderMachine> I had a question about yeast and part of it was to list why it can be bad for humans.
<MurderMachine> To start with, I rambled on about yeast infections, thrush, etc., but then I really wanted more.
<MurderMachine> So I wracked my brains and wrote, I shit you not:
<MurderMachine> "Well, if you think about it, yeast indirectly contributes to alcohol abuse. Alcoholism, and therefore yeast, destroys lives."
<MurderMachine> Even if they don't see the funny side, it's a valid point.
#41070
<DJvenom> ::::) spiderman
#29236
(@Nichole): ascian gets sassy when she drinks
(@ascian): haha i read 'gets easy'
(@ascian): unfortunately both are true :(
#20211
<cat_gurrrl> I'm not a common street hooker! I am a self employed roadside massage therapist!
#23479
Frondz: dude, 3.3 kb/s upload?
Frondz: i hope you give your cable company the heil hitler evrey day
Frondz: because they are some fucking nazis
#845
<ckx> kira looks like someone put a bag over her head and smashed her in the face with a monkey wrench
#117559
<BORK> wow
<BORK> my boss just told me to "Open ze portz" in his heavy accent
<45.50> what ports
<BORK> All of them, apparently. He wants everyone to fire up the torrents/P2P and start enjoying work.
<45.50> shit man can i come work for you? where do i send my resume
<BORK> The reason being, is so that in a month
<BORK> he'll be able to boost productivity by like 1000%
<45.50> how?
<BORK> by telling employee's that he'll close their ports again if they don't do some fucking work
<45.50> ...
<45.50> i want my resume back
<BORK> >:)
#600
[17:05] <thinkmad> christ man
[17:05] <thinkmad> i just caught my dad jerking off
#34585
(@septor) I should play some splinter cell pt now
(@Galaddin) wtf? just checked the top 40 for this weeks pop songs, it's like exactly the same as when i checked 3 months ago
(@septor) bash.org mods probably run the list
Comment: So true
#2113
<Tristan> Anyone thinks I should trade my '00 VW Cabrio for '01 Honda Prelude?
<tigeraid> at least the Prelude has about 90% less homosexual factor
<Rydawg> tristan, do you like guys?
<Rydawg> how do you shift gears when your wrist is so freakin limp?
#3326
<skmt> DigDug, if you install a beaded seat cover, the value of your car will skyrocket
<SD_Washu> nah
<SD_Washu> all you have to do
<SD_Washu> is keep a big ol brick of heroin in the trunk
#3403
* IZS logs in and delets all potential child porn
<IZS> rm -rf /
#8282
<sum1tolded2medatvirtrghey> i thought you did music?
<baygledawg> oh i wish
<baygledawg> that would be my second dream job
<sum1tolded2medatvirtrghey> what's your first? professional sperm producer?
<baygledawg> ok, writing music would be my third dream job
#9616
<@djcrom> she looks like shes about to giggle, then strip naked and wail away at her clit with a hammer in a sweaty, bloody session of demented masturbation
<Insolence> damn that's what my mom looked like when she found a porno in my room