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#7137
<Prior_Tuck> I got a guy busted during my year at eaton. he had 6 gigs of "illegal" pron, as wel as 15 gigs of legal pron. I turned his PC to my boss..where my boss called the police.
<CrashCat> so did he have the pr0n put into two directories, 'legal' and 'illegal'? :P
<Prior_Tuck> yes he did actually
<Prior_Tuck> he had his word docs folder and his powerpoint folder
#4008
<evil-guru> if the Bible says Pi equals 3, the Pi must equal 3
<j-la> Thou shalt not reckon in decimals.
#5272
<django23> I have a stupid question: what does "sendmail" do?
<Epesh> django: you're right, that is pretty stupid
#2489
<pesert> Command line?
<pesert> Is that like a special cable?
#53550
<OrchidOfCruelty> I wonder if women have a problem carrying their iPod shuffle around on their waist or keychain. It kind of looks like a tampon
#23077
<Kevyn> Woohoo, girls college softball on ESPN2.
<Kevyn> I think it's college. There's NCAA logos everywhere, but these girls look fourteen. Score!
<Pedro> Is that Jennie Finch girl pitching?
<Kevyn> I don't know. I have it on mute.
#5614
<quatoria> you shat on your daughter? disgusting pervert.
<Plaid> No, you freak. I puked on her.
#310025
<SpaceWizard> 2 + 2 = FISH!
<AaronBallman> oh, fish....
<AaronBallman> so in a past life
<AaronBallman> a few past lives ago
<AaronBallman> we had a customer send us a bug report
<AaronBallman> which included his source code. He asked us very kindly not to distribute the source code, yada yada, since it was his bread and butter
<AaronBallman> so we're looking through it, trying to repro his issue (he didn't reduce his test case at all)
<AaronBallman> and we noticed a function called decryptPassword or something along those lines, so we checked it out.
<SpaceWizard> oh boy.
<AaronBallman> in his function there was a comment, and some code, which verified that the password was not "fish" because for whatever reason, that totally broke his "encryption" scheme
<AaronBallman> Nope: // The password cannot be fish
#3308
<epmo> now can u please unban me so i can ask a real question? :)
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#4505
<God_of_Mischief> SODOMIZING ME WILL NOT WARM MY ASS UP!
#46207
<treb> the best girlfriend is always your feminine side, remember that :D
<Gorf|work> am i getting advice from a 14 year old?
<treb> 13, actually
Comment: #cam, irc.drivemeinsane.com
#5074
<`rip> ryano is a dick sucker
<clay> yes
<clay> a social dicksucker
<clay> much like the social smoker
<clay> he puffs for his homies
<`rip> puffs on his homies
#31151
<ssx> Saddam's just been captured
<hoes> My dad! I cant find my dad! My god!
#181220
<Snowy_Duck> yup so i feel like a complete asshole now
<Snowy_Duck> i mean it was a complete accident
<Snowy_Duck> we just got back from a mission
<Snowy_Duck> sort of accidentally burned this family's house down
<SFLegend> Way to get the civilians on your side.
<Snowy_Duck> yea, i had just thrown their kids a soccer ball too
<Snowy_Duck> then the helicopters came to pick up the rest of the guys and they threw a smoke grenade to show them where they were
<Snowy_Duck> a little too close to this family's straw and grass barn
<Snowy_Duck> and with the helo's downdraft...
<Snowy_Duck> suddenly we had the village there trying to put it out and we hear on the radio the helo were saying "guys you need to get out of there, the entire city is coming down on you"
<Snowy_Duck> yea, so we feel bad about it
<Snowy_Duck> i've even got it on video...
Comment: Snowy_Duck is in the US Army, deployed in Iraq.
#138939
<Zaphod> All games are crap with a gamepad.
<Zaphod> I'd like to have a go on a steering wheel setup, just once.
<PetrDoubt> Get one!
<Nugget> it makes a world of difference
<PetrDoubt> It's really, really nice.
<Zaphod> nah, not worth buying one.
<Zaphod> But when they start making real cars with cursor keys instead of steering wheels, I'll be ready!
#6472
<[werk]chin> (Bobo) "With the sam's deal on a 100 gb drive, im able to download and store the porn of 10 regular men"
#13267
<Mithrandir> http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?12572
- did you know that it is anatomically impossible to lick your elbow...and 75% of the people who hear that actually try to lick their elbow?
<SirPrux> already read that
<SirPrux> it's not funny
<Mithrandir> did you try?
<SirPrux> Yeah
#61838
<hybrid> emacs has a text adventure game in it
<PyroMithrandir> emacs IS a text adventure game
#31933
<sdfdtailgrep> Things I learned today:
<sdfdtailgrep> * About 10% of all people on the road are good samaritans
<sdfdtailgrep> * It's actually quite fun to be stuck in a ditch, when you have a mp3 CD player and some music.
<sdfdtailgrep> * Snowplows in Guelph cover both directions of a rural road every 30 minutes
<sdfdtailgrep> * Les Quebecios have a swiss-army knife of knowledge, tools, and experience when it comes to rescuing stranded cars
<sdfdtailgrep> * All the winter tires in the world are not going to stop you from being a complete dumbass
<sdfdtailgrep> * Flat land does not mean solid land, there might be a ditch under that snow
Comment: #railfan irc.oftc.net
#112090
* noir will return: have to make my parents bed so they wont suspect anything
<Kaelic> noir: Um, why would your parents bed be unmade?
<noir> maybe i was sleeping in it....
<Orca> Kaelic: I dunno, is there a wet spot on it?
<Kaelic> They have sex in that bad, gross!
<noir> i dont want to think about my parents having sex
<Kaelic> just think about the sex byproducts you were sleeping in, thats bad enough
<Orca> Kaelic: Just think, YOU are the byproduct of your parents having sex!
#187397
osirisx11: i had an awkward moment with my boss just now
osirisx11: he went for the pound and i went for the handshake, and i shook his fist
#1838
<Amanda`> I'm not taking a shower today.
<Amanda`> bastards in class won't know what hit them.
<Guilty> At least take a dip in the swimmin' hole
#22361
<yoda> wouldn't it be easier to go and read the docs on the site?
<rataxis> yoda: dear oh dear. 13 perfectly spelled and punctuated words, when 4 letters would do.
#5956
<@Bojangle> My mom tells me I need to get laid
#35161
<withnail> i could tell the relationship was coming to an end because i started backing up all my mp3s onto cd's
Comment: #geekissues