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#1353
<Gayo> I went with purple even though two characters wear purple and the first city is made entirely of purple buildings.
<Gayo> Which means that so far the only green is in the little "occupied" lights above the bedroom doors.
<Sharkey> ... that sounds really familiar for some reason. Probably reminding me of some retarded childrens program.
<Sharkey> Something where all the people are purple and live in purple houses and have purple lawns, until mysterious green men come from the moon and everybody learns the wonders of ethnic diversity.
<Sharkey> Well slap ma fro! Where da purple woman at? Where da purple woman at? "Kill the greenie!"
#31932
<[noam]> this fucking downhill pinball bingo fucking shit in fucking sonic heroes is fucking rediculous
<[noam]> GOD
<[noam]> U JUST FALL OFF THE FUCKIN GBORED
<[noam]> JUST FALL OFF
<[noam]> JUST FUCKIN GROLL OFF THE END AND FUCKIN GFUALL OFF
<[noam]> JUST ROLL OFF THE FUCKING HILL AND COMITT SUICIDE
<[noam]> ALL 3 OF U
<[noam]> SONIC THEN KNUCKLES THEN TAILS
<[noam]> ALL 3 OF U ECHIDNA COCKSUCKERS
<splice> do i see a controller throw in your future
<[noam]> splice i actually have a controller next to me
<[noam]> with the chord cut off
<[noam]> so i can throw it
#115085
DinkyDogg: me and porn has always been kinda like israel and nuclear weapons
DinkyDogg: i've never claimed to have porn but they all know i do
#303699
<William> i just find it strange how life is so much about spending money now on the chance of saving money later
<William> we insure everything
<William> i have three kinds of home owner's insurange: one to protect me if i lose my job, one to protect the bank if i lose my job, and one to protect me if someone gets hurt on my property
<William> same thing for cars
<William> also life insurance
<William> health, dental, vision
<William> it's crazy
<William> at some point in order to break even, i'm going to have to start injuring myself on purpose ;-)
#308447
<nathan> I think % is secretly the symbol for a titfuck
#10883
<jorm> fuck freedom. freedom is for weenies.
<jorm> COOL people want to be oppressed.
#38466
<SquareRoot> I know this is very OT, but I come here a bit so I thought I could try asking here... I found my sister's goldfish on the floor about a minute ago (although I have no idea how long it's been there... it was dry though) ... it appears that it jumped out of the bowl... upon reinserting it it proceeded to just float there... is there anything I can do?
#8578
<cheesecake> differential equations sedate me.
<kg> strange... i usually get turned on by differential equations..
#31096
<DaJoob> is there any recycle bin type thing in FreeBSD where i can recover recently deleted files? i just accidentally deleted a symbolic link
#22682
<Gordo> Me? I'm 23.
<Gordo> Wait, I'm 24...
<Gordo> Shit, it was my brithday yesterday!!!
#25190
<Delidgamond> Naw, hoping it was the truth
<Delidgamond> I am the sexiest man alive after all
<Delidgamond> I mean, what woman WANT to get it on with me
<Delidgamond> fuck
<Delidgamond> said that wrong
<Malbi> no you said it correct
#16408
<Hexboy>I have a good idea.
*Hexboy Stares at the wall
#101024
<@Catcher> haha
<@Catcher> i just left a note in my sisters weed box-- "Jes, We need to talk. -Mom"
<@var> hahahahahhaa
< wind`> lol
< TMH> hahaha
<@Catcher> shes going to shit her pants for like 2 seconds until she sees the back of the note
Comment: #geekissues @ EFNet
#31267
<kickthepc> kids seriously dont know how to spell normally any more
<kickthepc> hello neon
<Neon[UK]> hihi
<Neon[UK]> byra, kick
* Neon[UK] nods
<byra> you didn't know how to spell grammar
<kickthepc> i do, i just always spell it wrong
<kickthepc> and yes, that does make sense
<byra> which would mean you dont know how to spell it...
<kickthepc> no, let me rephrase
<kickthepc> i know how to spell grammer, its just I always hit the a key instead of the e
* byra coughs
<kickthepc> er
<Neon[UK]> rofl
<kickthepc> ffs
<Rjx> taaaaaard
<kickthepc> stupid fucking fingers
<Rjx> taaaaaaard
#244195
BigPapaSmurf695: what the hell is a nosegay
az721: it's like a bouquet
BigPapaSmurf695: oh
BigPapaSmurf695: i figured they just put nose and gay together to make a silly name
BigPapaSmurf695: its like saying earhomo
BigPapaSmurf695: or eyefag
az721: ok, i think we should really try to get earhomo into the lexicon
#386
<_scar_> hm I've been 16 the last 3 years on irc heh
#2172
<refugee> man
<refugee> you cant cancel an AOL subscription online
<dwai> try to do it over the phone
<refugee> and they want your screenname when you cancel
<refugee> so I gotta be like "yeah, my screenname is SIZZLINGCROTCH"
#4819
*** Topic is 'Current IQ is, make no mistake, 0120 (your IQ is subtantially higher, if you know what that is in decimal)'
<DuneBoy> fr0zen: it looked like base 3 to me, which would mean it was 25 isn;t it??? 0(3^3) + 1(3^3) + 2(2^3) + 1?
#16754
<@whistler> on the down side i no longer have a phone
<@whistler> on the up side i have a brand new bong
#18398
<jitspoe> my hard drive is clicking
<jitspoe> it's the one that fell on my foot and freaked me out :)
<jitspoe> all of a sudden something somewhat large and warm landed on my foot
<jitspoe> ... and i had my pants on
#17843
<Halo_Four> hm, I never knew that
<DiViL`> no offence but what you don't know could fill a warehouse
<DiViL`> :P
<KnightOwl> hahah
<DiViL`> I could fill an oil tanker
#51684
Dave: I checked for wireless networks here, and I found some (protected though). One of them is named Linksys (how original), andother is HomeWireless (mine), then there was one called RobandKelly, and a 4th one called "RobandKellyaregay"
#6960
<ZXPKNOBB> I invented this incredible cough drop medicine! The side effects include mild coughing.
#7932
<@n909> this guy is traveling in oregon
<@n909> and ran out of weed
<@n909> so he comes to #oregon
<@n909> and asks us for some
#24298
* popsicle_sands faints
* D3k administers mouth to mouth
<Yunees|shower> ewww
<D3k> ..
<D3k> well that did *wonders* for my self-esteem