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#49925
< RyuKojiro> if it is a vertical asymptote at 25 then he needs to cook them longer to unburn them ;)
< kernel_dan> its a vertical asymptote from the left (i.e. at time is infinitessimally less than 25)
< kernel_dan> for time greater than 25, it is undefined
< RyuKojiro> Oh, okay ;)
< kernel_dan> by now, his cookies would be really burnt
< RyuKojiro> indefinitely burnt ;)
< kernel_dan> quick! the freezer
< RyuKojiro> Wait, then it would be a 3 dimentional plot of this asymptote
< RyuKojiro> temperature, cook time, and burnt-ness :P
< RyuKojiro> then it would decrease on the z making it just a cold, yet indefinitely burnt cookie
< kernel_dan> and what if burnt-ness where a complex number?
< RyuKojiro> Then he could risk having imaginarily burnt cookies!
< kernel_dan> but they would still really be burnt
Comment: #math
#295406
<smurf> Hi - I'm sure someone has told you why you accidentally got k-lined earlier today, but in case you didn't know, a bot we run went crazy and k-lined all of #furry, thinking you were a giant botnet >_<
#3526
<Korben> tits
<darkraZor> yes, tits
<Soopa> i agree
<darkraZor> ...indeed
#53836
<NPR> HEY
<NPR> NICE HOUSE
<NPR> BE A REAL SHAME IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO IT
<NPR> YOU NEED PROTECTION IS WHAT I'M SAYING
<NPR> "OOPS" INSURANCE
<NPR> THE SORT OF PROTECTION THAT ONLY A PUBLIC RADIO SERVICE CAN OFFER
* NPR knocks over your lamp
<NPR> OTHERWISE ACCIDENTS HAPPEN
<NPR> YA FOLLOW!?
#31827
<niteshade> awww this is shit.
<niteshade> my router's stuck in a routing loop
<Sendai> power cycle
<niteshade> i mean at UPS
<Sendai> Your router runs UPS?
<niteshade> no I mean I ordered it and it's come through oregon, into seattle, back to oregon and into seattle again. I just checked and it's back in oregon. UPS is looping!
<Sendai> lol
<beer> lol. that doesn't bode well
<niteshade> no shit. I ordered it to replace a crappy dlink that kept fucking with my network
<beer> dlink r good
<niteshade> nup this one was going into routing loops
<niteshade> am I in the twilight zone?
#1301
<homerj> I'm starting to have a real dislike of vegitarians
<homerj> and their holier then thou attitude
<noxnbox> we should eat them
<ryo-ohki> I bet they'd taste good.
<berzerker> my band has a 6 minute track about hating vegitarians
<ryo-ohki> Their body is like all meat, with just a little bit of fat.
<berzerker> and throwing steaks at their face
<homerj> because they must have some sort of rule that they tell you they are vegetarian like 5 times a day
<homerj> must be in the handbook "when you hvae the desire to eat meat, tell someone your a vegetarian"
<DigDug> you know, vegetarians are probably kosher too
#37289
(Eagle): I just watched a cock fight
(Deranged): You and your boyfriend at it again?
#304575
[convo about airport security]
<paul> myself, did you get body scanned or groped
<myself> I walked through gates but didn't step into the federal dick-measurer
<myself> good thing, too; I don't know what maxint is on those things
#17334
<Xetrov`> im gonna go try out this "physical activity" shit i keep hearing about
#65407
pastachees: Titanic is really bad
pastachees: the movie anyways
pcat: The boat didn't work so well either
#21173
<Beelzebub> Necrophilia isn't rape, it's recycling
#1727
<Fly_kEaT> ok so what time now in russia?
<amsea_> 17:06
<Fly_kEaT> am or pm?
#20795
<arm> it says i have 3 ircs running when i can only see 2
<arm> when i go to task manager
<arm> now wich one is it... hmm
* arm (mattchoo86@h68-144-169-29.cg.shawcable.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
#56520
<emilying> i said no.
<whooka> Jesus, what crawled up your vagina and died?
<devin_11> ...
<themike> ...
<themike> dude, she just had a miscarriage. not funny.
Comment: #methlab on freenode
#32506
<baryon> brb. I need a shower again, I stink
<emo> baryon: remember my advice
<baryon> god you're still here
<emo> you can significantly reduce the sourness of your body odour by refraining from meat eating
<cl4SS> emo fuck up about it. I'm sick of hearing your shit
<emo> I'm just saying
<baryon> emo, that's got nothing to do with it
<emo> baryon: it does actually. Several studies have shown so
<baryon> emo. I helped move four horses today. I am covered in dirt, dust and horse shit
<baryon> I stink because FOUR DAMNED VEGETARIANS SHIT ON ME
#18162
Wangtangs2 <AUTO-REPLY> : taking a dump ;) >:o PUSH!!!
PRoGRaMMeRQ: I'm taking a screenshot of that and pasting that on my front website
#31906
< zYgoat> i want to start a company selling human milk
< andyfied> look at their little faces
< zYgoat> i think it'd be hilarious
< zYgoat> hire women
< zYgoat> hook up the suction cups
< zYgoat> then have them do telemarketing work while the tubes suck their teats
< andyfied> suddenly this channel is bash-worthy
< zYgoat> see i should be making money with this instead of chatting
< zYgoat> hell
< andyfied> go for it
< zYgoat> i could sell the video footage
< zYgoat> earn three ways
< andyfied> yeah, best. plan. ever.
17:24 <@Scoth> I'm sure there's someone out there who'd buy it :)
#13608
<]Darkstar[> Everyone hit ctrl+v
* MMK[TP] hits ctrl+v... ctrl+v runs away
<MMK[TP]> Now I lost these two keys!
#8136
<Iceman> [TnT PING reply]: 1min 7secs
<TnT> ?
<TnT> Shiet
* TnT stops downloading Pron
#37043
<JavaGeek> your new g/f is an inmate?
<pr3d4t0r> Yeah. I figured I'd live more dangerously now.
<JavaGeek> mmm.. it doesn't say why she's incarcerated
<pr3d4t0r> Nothing adds to the thrill of sex like wondering "was she in the Big House for whacking her ex-b/f?"
#8807
[Chocolate_Jihad] ahh depth perception she is harsh mistress
[Chocolate_Jihad] so much good but at such a great cost
[Darkure] you mean to your dignity?
[Chocolate_Jihad] unfortunately
#1409
<aCidbOy> can anyone help me out? I've been locked up for 6 months (by the INS - They were trying to deport me... long story)... I just got back out, and I'm trying to get back into the scene... I just need a good lead on sites... all my old ones are dead... thanx
#10015
<RageATM> im allergic to porn it makes my dick swell
#160100
jazza joined the chat room.
jazza: hi
jazza: can anyone help me
xexyz: no
xexyz: IRC is 100% Help-Free for 53 days now
xexyz: And we don't want to let the union down by starting now
#22694
<YT> o_0
* YT rubs eye
<YT> o_O
<YT> there we go