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#3076
<foolsCAP> how much is an abortion? i want to get my girlfriend a gift certificate for one for valentines day
#11623
<Temujin> Holy shit.
<Temujin> 300k/s from an fserve
<SuperScott> Temujin what connection do you have
<Temujin> Cable
<Rawlings> no more "Will suck dick for bandwidth" signs on the interstate, huh tem
<Alice`> Now it's just "Will suck dick"
#301186
<logicus_> hey hello, i found the followoing set intuitively appealing {{ }, {{ }}, {{ }, {{ }}}, {{ }, {{ }}, {{ }, {{ }}}}, {{ }, {{ }}, {{ }, {{ }}}, {{ }, {{ }}, {{ }, {{ }}}}}}, is there a mathematical reason?
<Polytope> is schizophrenia a mathematical reason?
#4253
<FarginBoard> I tried to get AIDS once, but even those people wouldn't do it with me
#56225
<+Pi> dhhhhh
* Pi is trying out dvorak again
<+elmar> the dvorak keyboard?
<+Pi> no, fucking the composers corpse.
#8902
<DL|horses> Death to all who oppose me!
* Warlord dies
#6935
<rayena> Oh great.. I'm covered with salad again
<michael> Lesbian salad wrestling, on the next Jerry Springer
#15610
<r00> man making photoshop swap out on a 512MB system is like hitting cervix with a 2" penis
<r00> forget i said that
#33530
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
#55762
<Hayden> i met a huge redneck at school today
<Hayden> apparently a cow on his grandpas farm was giving birth
<Hayden> and the calf wouldnt come out
<Hayden> so the wrapped chains around its legs
<Hayden> and pulled it out by driving the truck
<Hayden> and broke the cows hips
<Hayden> and then shot it
<Hayden> and they named the calf jesus
<Hayden> how fucked up is that
Comment: #machogang on otherside
#60815
<don> bruce lee could fight all of the batmans (batmen?...) at once and he doesn't need any fancy gadets or a car or even a shirt
<don> just a wooden pole and some really cheesy zooms
<don> and whooshing noises when he punches
<don> that's not sound effects
<don> that's the air, scared of his fists, jumping out of the way
<don> there was literally no air resistance when that man moved
<don> it's a well known fact that every major earthquake in the 70's is attributable directly to the earth trying to get away from bruce lee
#17630
<tps-> SAT I Verbal: 390-480 89%
<tps-> SAT I Math: 390-470 89%
<tps-> ACT Composite:
<tps-> - 29%
<tps-> WOAW
<tps-> WOW
<tps-> I CAN SO GET IN THERE
<tps-> thats like 700 SAT
<tps-> HEH
<tps-> wow!
<tps-> HEH
<tps-> i hope its nice
* tps- goes to check
<tps-> that High Point has some hot chickz
<tps-> 95% Black/Non-Hispanic
<tps-> % Hispanic
<tps-> 2% White/Non-Hispanic
<tps-> wow
<tps-> HEH
<tps-> thats kinda degrading..
#311675
<worf_> ... FML
<worf_> "how to prevent Edge from reopening a page after a crash?"
<worf_> 1. unplug your ethernet cable and disable your wifi connection
<worf_> 2. start edge, which wont be able to load the page that is causing the crash because there is no internet connection
<worf_> 3. close the offending tab
#237754
<Technocactus> So me and Will are walking down the street
<Technocactus> And we see some German chicks chilling
<Technocactus> Will knows a bit of German, so he agrees to give me some lines to say
<Technocactus> Meant to be shit like "You're looking good"
<Technocactus> Fucker got me to say in German "I'd marry any of you except the fat one"
<Technocactus> So now I got this handprint on my face where the fat girl slapped me :\
#10957
<Kateryne> brb
<Kateryne> back
<Malcavious> front
<Kateryne> side
<Malcavious> middle
<Malcavious> other side =P
<Zarakinthish> bottom
<Zarakinthish> top
<Malcavious> no i wanna be on top
<Zarakinthish> Of who exactly?
<Kateryne> ....dude....
<Kateryne> ew.
#62061
Greatgreen: I'm going to fail :(
NumberGuy: think positively
Greatgreen: I'm going to fail :)
#306637
<@Timmeh> aw man, Lucian Freud died
<crikes> 88 is very old for an artist
<@Digga> unspecified illness
<@Digga> WE ALL KNOW HE SLIPPED
#1916
-PDC:#windowsnt- MCSE = Must Consult Someone Experienced
(L0ki) MCSE=Mindsweeper Consultant and Solitare Expert
(nexxai) MCSE = Must Consult (with) Someone Else
#13753
<Flirbnic> I have a time machine.
<Twilo> That's your fridge
<Flirbnic> Then explain how I can put perishable food items in there and take them out several days later STILL FRESH?
#8200
<Synoptica> dismantled my comp; cleaned everything, hopefully that will fix these fkn freezes
<Synoptica> did last time =/
[Quit ] Synoptica has quit irc. (Ping timeout)
[Join ] Syn-Away has joined #Aussie-Warez (~fdimensio@p409-tnt2.mel.ihug.com.au)
<Syn-Away> @&*@##!
#856
<Gussy> Does anyone here know much about exercise?
<fs`> is that an emu?
#1450
<buq> Intra - do you have any other stuff that is on the same basic level as moby?
<phatkro> No one is on Moby's level
<phatkro> He's stuck on level 3, world 7 of the original Super mario Bros.
#35193
<JB> Friends come and go, but Nintendo is forever.
#18047
<BladeXT> hehe www.geekissues.org is a pretty cool site
<Videl17> wtf does Gee Kiss Ues mean?
<BladeXT> *sigh*
#296310
! v3ritas np: [ T-Rock, Three 6 Mafia - Slang & Serve ]
(v3ritas) hey guys
(v3ritas) i want you to know what song i'm playing
(v3ritas) you probably won't notice, nor care about it, but there it is
(v3ritas) but if you particularly appreciate a strict adherence to a set spoken meter, this song is a fine example