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#9241
<@SwiftEdge> when i get my new comp I can play network games
<@SwiftEdge> but seeing as i have no friends i will have to run fast back and forth between the two
#17452
<emp|whiskey> icq??? who still uses that?
<jud_> pervs
<zapp> i do
<zapp> oops
<zapp> oh damn.
#55217
<imprfect> So my mum ended up calling me and asked me to come over her.
<imprfect> *Here! HERE! HERE DAMMIT!
#28526
<+nPHo> no.life = this is what you have if you are looking at this.
<smcn> haw i didn't look at it
#32918
<splice> i think its funny that it takes more syllables to say "hello" in japanese than to describe female fart porn
#138397
<kn0thing> THIS IS RANDALL MUNROE I'VE TAKEN OVER ALEXIS'S KEYBOARD
<kn0thing> Okay, now that I have control of reddit, what should I do with it?
<kn0thing> I think I'll just set up a redirect to Digg.
#3734
<tomg> old, ancient, shouldn't be used, replaced with something better
<[ric]> yeh, like the excuses I get when I am dumped
#50180
<DangerousCurves> man
<DangerousCurves> now i wanna go into a store
<DangerousCurves> and buy a pregnancy test
<DangerousCurves> then come back in 5 mins and buy some wire coathangers
#38636
<MAD> "Linux turns 13 today"
<bassgoon> dude, lets try to coerce it in to meeting us so we can have sex with it
<MAD> agreed
<MAD> you get sloppy seconds though
#4367
<Lincoln`s_Wax> "The vacuum of space can suck like a mofo!" "Captain, get your penis out of the window!
#39405
<Patrick> Where the fuck is Nick?
<Michael> <Nick|Away> I'm going to have long hard sex tonight
<Michael> That may explain where he is ;p
<Patrick> I hope you enjoyed screwing Amelia tonight, Nick, because when you come back without work to show I'm going to cockstab you in the heart and ejaculate steaming white hatred directly into your bloodstream.
#33068
<Mike> AARRRRRRRRRRRR
<Mike> my eyes!
<Mike> a plumber bent over and lace panties sticking out :/
Comment: #lockergnome wyldryde
#265271
asrskz: Don't tell me who won the 2000 election. I have the coverage on disk but I have not gotten around to watching it. Don't spoil it for me
Alexius: hehe
asrskz: Only last week I found out that Clinton was re-elected in 1996.
Alexius: Yup.
Alexius: Wait for the next two seasons. They're really shocking!
Comment: #TVTorrents
#6914
<pvx> alright, ive come up with a good description.. it looks like snot that was soaked in cum, rolled around in encheladas, and put in a freezer for an hour.
#531
<Fustard> i should take a picture of my penis like orion, and give it away as a present
<w3nis> maybe you shouldnt
<DigDug> yeah, maybe you shouldn't
<Fustard> yeah maybe i shouldnt
#26213
<SpookyD> if ppl saw what was on my screen right now they would be shocked and disgusted ;)
<DanJ> SpookyD: So get some tissues and clean it
#8463
<Ryk> after the man has shot his wad is the perfect time for the woman to vacate the room and quietly catch up on a bit of beaver bashing in the privacy of the kitchen.
<Tippytoes> shouldn't she have a satisfied afterglow?
<Ryk> she can glow when my dinner's ready.
#13033
<LilGCube740> are you from a dif country
<|STeReOtYpE|> portugal
<LilGCube740> u speak poor english
<LilGCube740> i speak poor spanish so its all good
#31745
<warewolf> "It sucks when you sneeze with a dildo in, and inadvertantly become a one-round-gun."
#3243
* yossarian doesn't have a middle name
<yossarian> i was going to press charges against my folks for circumcising me anyway, i might as well throw in "lack of names"
#14662
<Funk> I need money fast.
<wildkarrdex> ok I have an idea
<Funk> What?
<wildkarrdex> well you send me £100 by cheque
<Funk> And then?
<wildkarrdex> and then what?
#642
<Techbert> I'm an idiot, it's your fault for confusing me. :P
#46200
<kryptech> I saw this hot girl who wore this sweater that said in big white letters "RFC"
<kryptech> too bad, I couldnt concentrate on her hotness
<kryptech> all I could think about was protocol standardizations
#6357
<UrMomsUnt> U cant ban me .. I'm telnet irc
<paisley> Alrighty.
#10361
<AsylumXKP> And it hard to hit on the German chicks thanks to the thick language barrier.
<Erdrick> just pull it out and point to it