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#32227
<gloone> i never lie
<gloone> to males
#301752
<Flickerdart> See, Russian doesn't have an X. It uses ks instead.
<Flickerdart> It saves room in the alphabet for more useful letters.
<Flickerdart> Like 3.
#16793
<`bb20> i have some definition, but i want it to be cut
<`Munky> i can cut you if you like let me get my plastic rusty spoon
<`bb20> hold on...let me get my tetanus shot
#29447
(+emil) hahahahahahshsahhahshahhhhhash
(@Spellbinder) hash?
(+emil) what?
(+emil) oh
(+emil) i have fat fingers
(+emil) so when i laugh on irc
(+emil) i press the s button too
#51642
<Pentavite> i need help with my programming class
<Pentavite> what's an execution error?
<GenericLoser> It's when you kill the wrong person.
#223818
< kupo> i like watching the protester videos
< kupo> but their tactics suck
< kupo> I could finally put all my years of useless turn based strategy games to use
#30662
<Ali_> no canadian cars eh?
<Egg_> no
<Egg_> i don't think there's a canadian made car
<Egg_> lol
<Egg_> that would be cool if there was
<Egg_> we'd have shitty animal names though
<Egg_> like the Ford Canadian Goose
<Egg_> or the Chevy Beaver
<Egg_> man
<Egg_> i'd so drive a Chevy Beaver
#38785
<@Vhab> so anyways, why are you installing linux King_Louie?
<@Vhab> specially since you are linuxfobic
<@King_Louie> cause i just read the licensing terms for windows 2003 for service providers
<@King_Louie> and now i see the point in free software
<@Vhab> aah the "your soul now belongs to microsoft" part
#21034
<Hatter_ui> Honestly, could you love yourself anymore you fuck?
<Otto> As a matter of fact, yes.
<Otto> My ribs are being removed as we speak.
#308006
<dr2chase> As I said to someone else, back when the Lite-Brite Mooninites panicked the Boston Police, the first rule of making a bomb, is to not make it look like a bomb.
<dr2chase> That's why IEDs get buried, stuffed into dead dogs, what have you. Around here, if you wanted to hide a bomb in plain sight, you'd stick it in a crumpled Dunkin Donuts bag.
<anony> Isn't a Dunkin Donuts bag the first place a cop would look?
#19872
<raz> i'd have to take off the valves, replace the fuel pump
<raz> flush the engine out, take the heads off, order the new lines
<raz> the spring pressure is going to be hard to handle in my garage
<raz> i'm not sure which new fuses i would need, so i'd have to look that up
<raz> besides that, i haven't used a blow torch in a while and not sure which ends to taper off
<guyen> dude it's a fuckin' oil change
#1443
<Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......!
<Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck
#10481
<jej> i need to "find" a copy of q3a for os 9/X too.
<jej> and wolfenstein.
<Toast> I need to "find" a copy of "your mom" for "my wang"
<jej> ":("
<cj_> "hehe"
#67775
<turtlexiv> do you know of a built-in function to strip out possible extra info from the filename? i need to escape all back slash and forward slashes
<espantoso> back slash, forward slash, escape... sounds like OJ Simpson
#146217
<Kefka> FAT32
<Kefka> That's what file system my body uses
<Kefka> :(
#2428
<Snag> *beep*beep*
<Steil> snag you set off the gaydar again didnt you???
<Snag> funny
<Snag> :|
#25052
<wtm1> what about ziploc bagging a fart and opening it in someone's face?
#308958
07:07 <henrikhodne> grawity: I thought you went to sleep./
07:07 * henrikhodne is seriously stalking too much.
08:05 <grawity> henrikhodne: I did, why?
08:11 <grawity> henrikhodne: ...how did you even know I'm awake
08:13 <henrikhodne> grawity: Someone from Lithuania visited my blog. I assumed it was you.
08:14 <grawity> ._.
#309167
<bob> how does Pandora not have an xbox app.
<jmather> bob: because it's not pandora's box
#133376
[+TheWickerMan] as much as i don't want to desecrate the memory of cliff burton
[+TheWickerMan] i can't help but chuckle a bit when reading about his death
[+TheWickerMan] getting crushed by a bus is tragic but
[+TheWickerMan] when the lift falls over that's picking up the bus
[+TheWickerMan] and you get crushed by the same bus AGAIN
[+TheWickerMan] that is just hilarious
#37995
<Public> Hyacinth says, "Did Fleur done you wrong again, Pyro? =((("
<Public> Sir_Pyro says, "yeah, I guess you could say that Hya. She's no vagina, she just does not eat meat."
<Public> Sir_Pyro says, "Stupid spell cheker"
<Public> dr.e0r says, "ahahahahah"
<Public> Hyacinth says, "HEH"
<Public> Hyacinth says, "OH MAN OH MAN"
<Public> Sir_Pyro says, "*vegan"
<Public> dr.cello_laco says, "man"
<Public> dr.cello_laco says, "I actually laughed out loud at that one"
<Public> Hyacinth says, "That was like the spellchecker replacement goof of the century."
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#5750
<TeNcHi420> i went to this store to buy a pipe, and there was only one left, and hes all "its unbreakable" so i was like thats pretty cool, but then he starts bangin it on the tble, and im like ok stop, but he says, "no look, you can hit it how ever many times and it wont break.." on about the 7th or 8th smack on the table the thing shatters....i almost knoked his dumbass out
#816
<Firebrand> Mario and Luigi are just too "goody goody" with each other.
<Firebrand> I'd wonder what kind of "plumbing" they do
<Firebrand> As I never see them with the tools
#14515
<m0bi_work> what is the "care for the comfort of a dying person" called
<hydro-> euthanasia
#33267
<Al> tr0n's mother left her body to science, but they sent it back
<tr0n> al's mother left her body to the wolves, but they sent it back
<Al> well somebody ate it