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#26268
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right
#9136
<Odin_Tiger> Even those maps that the psychics show of the earth flooded (the ones where science says there isn't enough water on earth for it to be possible) would have me a good 4 or 5 hour drive from any beaches.
#50265
<[WTF]ChemicalBurn> i have a pound of pepperoni sticks beside me... oh the wrath my bum will feel tomorrow
<MrGoodWrench^afk> he sticks them up his bum? :O
#435
<SYch0> wwf the music vol 4
<sasami> I saw that CD at a store . .
<sasami> It was in the "HICK" section.
#60730
08:22 <bjorn> ok, time for the daily commute! brb
08:23 <bjorn> back
Comment: he commutes from the bedroom to the living room to get to work
#181576
<@rob> the trolls that are in #flirts are internet trolls. stacy`` is the kind of troll that lives in the ground and under bridges and asks tolls of people passing over her
<@Phrang> oh, i've heard of that profession.
#3938
<sTek> "ONLY FRIENDS", i hate those two words
<sTek> even worse than "im pregnant"
#28942
<@rzr_grl> wow.
<@rzr_grl> $1500 into the bank
<@rzr_grl> $1449.98 out of the bank
<@rzr_grl> in under 30 min
* rzr_grl sobs
<@jwz> hey, that's profit!
<@jwz> now you let the compound interest do its thing
#8769
<Mat> all chicks are whores, they just charge differently
<Tippytoes> mat do you have a girlfriend?
<Mat> what do you think ;)
<NuTCAsE> i havn't heard him use the word bitch recently
<NuTCAsE> so i'm going with "no"
#16293
<Calrathan> omg, the despair is making me use gotos!
<Calrathan> goto cliff
<Calrathan> :cliff
<Calrathan> jmp 0xFFFFFFFF
#31235
<Kaelic> Broadband, although more expensive than dial-up, is actually saving me money through excessive piracy.
#28873
<Nameless[Breadanics]> stay away from my girlfriend ds!!!
<DS-uni> Nameless[Breadanics]: the zoo is far from here, dont worry >:)
Comment: #tavern / worldirc
#40409
elvira_> i told my psychiatrist that i was feeling suicidal, now he wants me to pay on a cash up front basis
#6742
<ProFessional_Widow> i have back stage asses
<ProFessional_Widow> passes
#9975
<Spengler> you know what?
<Spengler> the matrix would have made a really shit movie if he took the blue pill.
#14652
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> Ah man
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> can u believe rthat/
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> i was walking out of the bathroom
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> like really fast
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> and my belt loop got caught on the door
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> I swung around and smacked into the wall
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> Damn that hurt
#11203
<GenOberst> I had to mule kick out, and grab his foot to reverse it
<GenOberst> bent his big toe outwards away from the foot...
<Tac0> oh nothing compared to my day, I flew an F-16 across the DMZ for kicks, resuerected Bruce Lee then killed him again with my bare hand (one tied behind my back), then after that i proceeded to sleep with 20 supermodels at the same time, and to top it off i bitch-slapped the pope
#142409
<`Penguinz> vagina sounds more like a sickness than a body part
<`Penguinz> "i can't come in to work today, I have vagina"
<`Penguinz> "It's all over my face!"
#7469
<gage> i drank a beer in the shower today
<christ> dude, you drank a beer in the shower?
<gage> i sho did
<gage> cold beer + hot shower = good
<christ> dude, this is what state OPs is in, we don't have time to drink a
beer like normal people anymore
#40807
<Locl-Yocl> I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.
#33284
<tito> I CHOOSE YOU, GOATSECHU!
<tito> USE GIANT ANUS ATTACK
#33260
<jonathans> that is so old that telling people that it's old has gotten old
Comment: #GeekIssues on EFNet
#6267
<nhoj> dont dis on aol
<nhoj> they put the whole internet on a cd
#9329
<@PakiSpice> missy elliot bothers me
<fromtheashes> that video where she wore a garbage bag scared the bejesus outta me
<fromtheashes> im a supa fly, supa dupa fly
<@PakiSpice> yea
<@PakiSpice> i think it left me somewhat scarred
<fromtheashes> why don't you supa dupa fly your fat ass out of a 4th story window
<fromtheashes> and stop giving me nightmares
#7539
< ryll > "putting the 'fun' back into fundamentalism, and the 'laughter' back into sectarian slaughter"