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#2027
<jk-> hheh, back when I was on aol, I would go into chat rooms pretending i was a teenage girl with pictures, and when all the guys would ask me for them I sent em gay porn
<DMC[arf]> i look at gay porn while drinking apple juice sometimes
<datz510> i have some
#300469
* bendertiger has quit IRC (Quit: )
* KaylaKitsune has quit IRC (Quit: Cut the chain of lies, I've been beating and beating and beating myself)
* Sypress has quit IRC (Quit: When two people dream the same dream, it-OMGWTFBBQ)
<zeta> The three styles of quit messages.
<zeta> The simple quit, The emo quit, and the lol quit.
#4314
<madwoota> rice rockets are for fags and shrivel dicks
<madwoota> 'hey baby, lets hump in the wrx..' 'sorry, cant even get my panties off in here'
#51129
([LH]Neil|Work) the worst thing about audio programming: the possibility of deafening yourself
([LH]Neil|Work) just got a 440Hz tone at pretty much full volume from my headphones
([LH]Neil|Work) my ears are ringing now
(Silex) you got an A for that
(Silex) ;)
#5621
<Straylight> aw3some
<Straylight> oops
<Straylight> haha... i accidentally l33ted
#14374
<@jaffy> how the fuck does my moniter get so dirty, its like some cunt eats his meals off it while im asleep
#298774
<todd> so uh.. where can I get pdf files of my books for class?
<todd> ECONOMICS
<todd> Unit Price: $214.30
<todd> because that is some shit right there
<compguy> the economics lesson has started already, I see
#34600
<homerj_> DDR modes are like EASY, NORMAL, AZN
#302291
<TwoPointOh> ZenGwen: do you get easily offended by references to 9/11?
<ZenGwen> no
<TwoPointOh> okay
<TwoPointOh> i had a great idea for a t-shirt
#61121
<Ked|work> You know you've used linux more than google when typing 'man pipe' into the search bar doesn't instantly seem like a bad idea.
#43666
<R3mix> ok so there was this time
<R3mix> i had got my new GeForce 6800 Ultra 3 days previous
<R3mix> and i had just put on better thermal compound and overclocked it
<R3mix> and so i booted up and started UT2k4 and a few mins later i smelled like this horrible burning smell
<R3mix> and it scared the crap out of me
<Jason_> Is your video card ok?
<R3mix> yeah, the smell turned out to be my moms cooking
#4075
<Zooropa> :B
<Lynkx> you have an ass on your chin
#25150
<Uhh_Duh> And to all you virgins, THANKS FOR NOTHING!
#11178
<niles> If you use that logic, then using a completely open and unsecured network would be ok if you sealed the computer in a locked metal box, since it would deter physical attacks by baseball bats (ALL attacks are of equal value, right?). Or you could say that adding the line "WWJD" to the telnet login prompt would be a valid defense since it would lower the instance of attacks by Christians by 80%.
#1787
<kisama> only amanda would place her faith in something written in object pascal.
#245012
<Ailure> what is divisible by zero?
<blackhole89> a miserable little pile of exceptions
#617
<SYch0> where do you specify how many levels of a web page you want to save when you save it? :|
<enar> just use teleport pro and like have it save only .jpgs over so many kb :/
<DigDug> use teleport pro or wget
<SYch0> cuz im saving as a single file
<SYch0> im not saving porn!
<enar> why would you save a webpage then :/
#7001
<LizziBabe> Kiri! I got something you just *gotta* have!
<Lazarus> Lizzi: Sex?
#6243
<`Brianne> stop it...youre making me feel all warm inside...
<`Brianne> oops wrong channel
#28750
<@n0th1ng> i hate when shit intertwines with my dream, like im fucking some chick then i hear "hey, mow the lawn today"
<@n0th1ng> and im like WTF
#11882
<mage> it will be nice to be back in america
<sparks> I feel the same way
<sparks> having come from alabama
#294937
* nobu^ (*@*.*) Quit (Quit: When two people dream the same dream, it ceases to be an illusion.)
<j3_optrix> When two people dream the same dream, it's a pointer error.
#23733
<Peeps> You and me baby, we're like 13 and 37...
<Peeps> Together we're 1337!
#18612
<dragondyne> Everdraed: lets play some tetris motherfucker
<`Frieza> DD what version of tetris motherfucker do you have?
#6843
<Logan> What kind of router takes 30 minutes to "cycle."
<glasnost> i think we all know the answer to that
<Logan> I don't think they're using an NT box for routing.