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#311656
<Wifemaker> who else would love to be transformed into a cute little housewife?
<TungstenCarbide> what happens to the extra mass?
<leanna{NL}> turns into energy
<leanna{NL}> thats why youre a HOT cute little housewife
#34843
<@cyberdyn_> HAHAHA
<@cyberdyn_> This car in the parking lot just hit a cup and blew a tire
<@ramdond> @_@
<@cyberdyn_> It appears that there were nails in the cup
#42576
<+vacuumo> I get nickalerted when people say anything containing 'vac'
<+Svip> I like vacpie.
<+Moto> I vacuumed my house today
<Goodfella> ass vac
<+Moto> Hey, have any of your steam accounts got vac'd yet?
<+EmSixTeen> Shake n' Vac
<&Segosa> vaca = cow in spanish.
<+Steven> packer vac
<+Rotten> i wanna go on vacation soon \:
<Goodfella> I got vac shit
<+Svip> You just had to say it, vacuumo?
#16012
-Stevie-O- from what I hear, the average WebTV user makes it look like the average AOLer belongs in MIT
#57554
<MarkTheMeS> Sharon Stone looked a little like Kelly Ripa on Letterman the other day.
<Eternal_Sunshine_Mind> she reminds me too much of an aunt of mine. so kinda creepy.
<MarkTheMeS> Single aunt?
<Eternal_Sunshine_Mind> 5 kids married
<Eternal_Sunshine_Mind> 6 kids*
<monolithblue> wow, that was fast work
<MarkTheMeS> yikes
<Junk> she just shoot out another one?!
#10682
<Birk> Since you know, you get to choose a name when you are pope
<Birk> If I ever became pope I would choose the name Perri.
<Birk> So then people would call me pope perri, and they would be forced to laugh whenever saying my name.
#1970
<D1> but I wish I lived in the same house with 30 women.
* DooD rushes out to sue some sororities to get in
<kisama_> women are not sex objects, women are psychotic freaks
<kisama_> expect to take a six digit number if you want to go to the bathroom
<kisama_> and if you want to eat, make sure you have a lot of g's
<kisama_> ahh, like your closets filled with clutter?
<kisama_> want people to not stay out of your room?
<kisama_> maybe you'd like your bathroom closet being full of toilet paper and tampons?
<kisama_> yeah, think about that before you go out and say you want to live with 30 women
#3299
<Walls> me and another guy may be going out
#300964
<Decline> how do I stop being in insert mode, al?
<Sebas> Pull your pants up.
#13405
<Synikal> i do lawns
<mikeyjone> plz no sexual preferences
<Synikal> i do like 2 every day almost
<mikeyjone> one day you'll answer the door and a small blade of grass will be there saying "daddy?"
<Synikal> lol
#16750
<ExDthGONE> What I really want to see is stuff like "Heart Surgery For Dummies" and "What's With All Those Silly Dials Anyway?: A Cliff Notes Piloting Crash Course"
#32685
<ranicx> nooooooooooooo
<ranicx> yesssssss
<ranicx> ok keyboard still works
#4743
<Object> well if a girl can speak of how different men taste and how it relates to their physic I'd say she's pretty much a slut
#21
<Tempy^^> I'll settle for old and fat
<Tempy^^> begger can't be choosers
<Tempy^^> prolly find used condoms inside of her
#213370
<Jck_true> What's the config key to change the HTTP_USER_AGENT for firefox?
<CoJaBo> Jck_true: Miley Cirus nude
<CoJaBo> Er
<CoJaBo> Jck_true: general.useragent.override
#4838
<Twingy> almost as annoying as you dal, except your hear longer
<DAL9000> that would be almost insulting if it were grammatically correct
#303145
<markand> which kind of authentification FreeBSD developers use for svn access?
<Aprogas> Whenever an incoming connection is made, a truthsayer kills a bird and looks at the intestines to predict whether the access attempt is legitimate or not.
#299783
<ctburley> bacardi grand melon tastes like something
<ctburley> but watermelon it does not.
<ctburley> however
<ctburley> the burps taste like watermelon
#17297
<Enhanced> but ya i'm gonna paint my intake on my car
<Enhanced> can i use spray paint?
<NT5> ummm..... what other kind of paint did you think there was available?? latex flat wall?
<Roppongi> finger paint
<Enhanced> i just dont wanna use paintbrush kind of paint
<NT5> lol
<NT5> paintbrush kind of paint.... that's good
<NT5> get out the roller billy-bubba
<Enhanced> well shit i dont know anything about paint
<Enhanced> except finger paint
<NT5> we gonna paint us a car
#30527
(Spudman) Being the british people you are, do you ever say "rightio then chap, ta ta?"
(Intron|Away) being the american you are, do you regularly shoot people on your own team in games ?
#298553
(TJames) Yes but i managed to make a website thanks to you dfstefan.
(dfstefan) as for your page ... you'll need a web server to show it to us
(TJames) :):)
(TJames) What?
(TJames) I gave you address
(TJames) C:\Users\thomas\Documents\website\page.html
(dfstefan) yeah .. that's an address from your computer
(dfstefan) :)
(TJames) Yeah.
(cqix) I would call it file path, but indeed
(dfstefan) i think
(TJames) Oh how can i format my website address into one like www?
#235037
(@Iridium) I had a weird dream last night.
(@Iridium) similar to the email shit, a paparazzo managed to get high res, incontrovertible pictures of Sarah Palin on a farm fucking a horse.
(Lid) she was fucking the horse? as in she was wearing a strap on behind a mare?
(@Iridium) No, she was up under him.
(@Iridium ) I kinda figured normal people wouldn't be concerned with the details of that part.
#29104
<wfg> at one place I worked, someone had an "rm -fr" in a build script for their software development team...the makefile was set up wrong so that it would start in / and do the rm -fr...and it traversed /net, which was the automounter directory.
<wfg> Blew away 40 servers before the build guy thought to wonder why his make was taking six hours.
#1175
<Loser> i just got an idea
<Loser> i bet noone's done this before
<Loser> get like 100 guys to come into a bottle
<Loser> and then pay a chick to drink it
<AlmtyBob> Loser: um, that's what bukkake is all about
<ryo-ohki> I have videos to prove it.
<ryo-ohki> We're talking like a fucking clear saucer FULL of spooge
<ryo-ohki> Like, she could pour some cereal on it and still not have enough cereal to finish the jizz off.
#304729
ned: wifi on the acela is so fucking gay
ned: i cant load gmail
Rabbi-Work: wow ned
Rabbi-Work: maybe you could say it's "ineffective" or "disfunctional" instead of using gay as a pejorative
ned: wifi on the acela is so fucking dysfunctional
BONUS: im ineffective and disfunctional and take offense to people using ineffective and disfunctional as a pejorative