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#1059
<blazemore> linux gives good blow jobs
<MadHatter> I thought your moms name was nancy?
#15906
<PoisonPen> Those of us who were on Usenet back when it was all computer geeks,
scientists, and university students remember when the tsunami of AOLusers came
in. We thought it was the Gotterdammerung... until WebTV came and revealed
the AOLusers as veritable towering geniuses compared to the slope-browed,
mouth-breathing idiocy they displayed. They made "ME TOOO!" sound like a work
of Shakespeare.
#248521
<Ricks937> I have a totally awesome hat :)
<Chroder> is it one of those gay artsy hats
<Chroder> like the one the walrus in mythbusters always wears
#14130
* fuzzy-lumpkinz was kicked by Soul|Reaver (Soul|Reaver)
<eX|remix-> soul why u ban fuzzy?
<eX|remix-> he has a hot sister
#34515
<HM|Quendor> how do u write a script that like if i push f1 pushes f5 automatically for me?
<Mayseth> Why don't you just push F5 and not write the script?
#28507
<@John> why does there have to be sunlight
<@Luster> so us geeks know when to go to bed
#83243
<Grey> Programming languages are like Pokemon moves; you can only really know like four of them at once without having to forget about another one
#29717
<AlmtyBob> I'm going to have the girl I made out with come to my office on her lunch break
<AlmtyBob> and have some "fun at work"
<AlmtyBob> *wink wink* *nudge nudge*
<IceWizard> ... you two are going to link up GBAs?
<IceWizard> and play Tetris?
<AlmtyBob> N0!
<AlmtyBob> ADVANCE WARS PLS
#996
<Pioneer`> _raven: you couldnt configure a toilet
#1898
<McMoo> it smells like sex upstairs
<`michael> haha
<Kenn> I just smelled like sex. I didn't want to shower.
<Kenn> But I did...
<Kenn> :\
<kisama> sex and masturbation smell like the same thing, kenn.
<Kenn> kisama, that wasn't nice.
#4658
<Const> zero's gay? I just thought he was into porking his cat
<Zero> My cat is a girl :p
#10853
<_orion> I love escelators, they can never break, only temporarially turn into stairs
#15508
<fff> back when my ancestors were apes, they were better than your ancestor apes
<fff> my ape ancestors had richer culture than your ape ancestors
<fff> although when our ancestors were amoeba, i'll concede your amoeba ancestors were smarter than mine
#33392
< neotiger> it leads me to believe that IE is more fucked than the average japanese schoolgirl when in close proximity to an octopus
#37967
<icrlym> whats the best irc client for linux
<fnord> irssi
<+Popdog> irssi
<wo|2m> irssi
<icrlym> where can i get it
fnord> irssi.org
<+Popdog> irssi.org
<NarkLoaf> irssi.org
<wo|2m> irssi.org
<fnord> lol.
<+Popdog> lol
<wo|2m> lol.
<NarkLoaf> lol.
Comment: #linux on gamesurge
#4208
<JacKnife> well wats a good game to play?
<bucshott> pocket pool
<bucshott> ;P
<JacKnife> i'm an expert at that game
<bucshott> see told ya it was good
#20416
(El_Diablo) The centre offers a number of extra-curriclar programs for the children. These programs include:
(El_Diablo) # Dance Program
(El_Diablo) # Music and Movement Program
(El_Diablo) wtf is the difference between dancing and moving to music?
(raygun) not moving to music
(raygun) music AND movement
(raygun) music and movement = musical chairs
(raygun) music and movement = striptease
(raygun) music and movement = fight club
(raygun) etc
(El_Diablo) it's a daycare, ray.
(El_Diablo) there's no striptease. there's no fight club.
(raygun) i bet they play the shit outta musical chairs, though
#34750
<Theogony> e and his community service
<Theogony> he needs to be buying me lunch right now. i've gone 9.5 days without insulting him regarding a certain physical characteristic
<Theogony> i told him my idea of community service is to leave torrent files open after i've downloaded them
<KArmA-> hehehe
<KArmA-> you're a credit to the species
Comment: #couch on EFnet
#42000
<@Invictus`> a kamikaze bishop? hm..
<bishop`homework> woOOOOoOO
<@Invictus`> sounds like Extreme Chess 4000
<bishop`homework> indeed.
Comment: #counter-strike @ gamesurge.net
#35719
<menno> damnit
<menno> nvidia mousemat broke my table :(
<DEATH> wtf?
<menno> yeah, it was one of those selfsucking mousemats
<menno> when I tried to pull it off it took half of the table with it
#8666
<bbl-away> sheeesh sickjay, ease up on the #eos spam
<CactusJac> don't talk to him that way
<CactusJac> he's my boyfriend
<bbl-away> well, take him and get a room
<CactusJac> we're exhibitionists
#282
<Hatter> I was over-circumsized
<Hatter> the law suit is still pending
#310922
<whyrusleeping> last time i went to ikea i left with a bunch of artistic twigs and a different girlfriend
<whyrusleeping> still have the twigs
#308208
<Sebas> I typed "aO" and sat wondering why it didn't turn into an @ for at least five seconds
<Sebas> I should probably sleep
#46328
<Darien> topside and I are sorting out our differences with suitable application of force
<topside> force my ass
<WarMachine> that's just too easy