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#44930
<beavis-> i can get an ascii character in windows by doing alt-some numbers
<beavis-> is there an osx equivalent?
<Sam-I-Am> dunno
<beavis-> you're a shitty computer geek, you know that?
#29940
<DanHarris> i am very intelignt
#30510
<Dilbert> if i press in on my bellybutton real hard, i feel a tingling in my penis
Comment: #dcemu - irc.cheatlist.com
#19072
<dsif0r> that lil clip dude
<dsif0r> that microsoft uses
<dsif0r> he rules.
<quish> ...
<quish> no he doesnt
<quish> he's annoying as hell
<dsif0r> yes he does
<dsif0r> he always cares about my feelings
<dsif0r> people just treat him like shit
<dsif0r> and hes only there to help.
#24387
< Sortova> Heh - Singapore has at least 58 WiFi access points
< Sortova> http://www.wifinder.com
< jbroomeLUG> Sortova: $5 sucky, sucky *and* wireless! Score!
< Sortova> I did *not* just read that
#106497
<jamiebarrow> jlitc: psivamp is taking pics of her tits aparently
<jlitc> jamiebarrow: ooh, I joined at just the right time
<jamiebarrow> jlitc: a tit is a kind of bird
<jlitc> jamiebarrow: aww
#118636
Mango: Hey, the server seems slow, are you aware of any reason for that?
Support: i'm copying, then restoring a 4.9gb user backup :D
Mango: righto, that should explain it then :)
Support: I have asked the user
Support: they are in fact stock piling code in case of WW3
#31160
<kiad> wow
<kiad> my favourite professor just got a horrible rating
<kingmob> well, you can't take hotornot too seriously
#32662
<ruumis> playing metroid on the toilet. man, I knew there was a reason I lived in America.
#9218
<FatherShark> Does anyone know how to make real Sangria?
<[empathy]> blood of retards
<FatherShark> okay, find me a vein empathy.
#29400
<oreo> If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.
#14530
*** Darth-Phenom is now known as Guest38697
*** Sopabuena is now known as Guest21415
*** TheRealMatt is now known as Guest60273
*** Whitney is now known as Guest15303
<Flirbnic> Hey, cool. The sum of all the Guest numbers that just occurred in here, divided by 8, equals 16961.
<Flirbnic> $calc((15303+60273+38697+21415)/8)
<Flirbnic> ...
<Flirbnic> I have no life.
<TheRealMatt> no... no you don't
#182384
<Zepheric> wow... was playing Tf2 and a guy joined named Barack Obama, then he started telling people why they should vote for him
<Zepheric> so we vote kicked him
#10486
<cj_> we lost 20,000 rows of customer data
<Twid> cj: eek!
<Twid> I hope the innocent were blamed.
<Kin-San> 20k? holy...
<cj_> we blamed the guy that didn't come in today.
<Kin-San> lol
<Twid> good. as long as normal business procedures were followed
#18607
[17:36] <kNIGits> hey, can anyone get to apple dot com?
[17:36] <ambr> kNIGits: no, it was taken down by a worm
[17:36] <ambr> GETTIT >? ??@!??@!?!@?!?@?
#301383
<Biff> i bought a server off ebay this past friday, and they said SHIPPED WITHIN TWO BUSINESS DAYS
<Biff> i'm still waiting for a response, a tracking number, ANYthing...
<Biff> and this seller has like, a 99.99% positive rating, with like, 60,000+ ratings
<Biff> i'm gonna turn that shit into 99.98
#103237
<Rachel> Can't move to Texas, I'm not legally female there.
#18583
Vizspring: time for dual-computer action :-)
dustbuster3001: LOL
SqueakyEggo: lol
SqueakyEggo: ROFL
SqueakyEggo: computer on computer barely legal action, eh?
#30399
* davehartM fries an egg on an AMD
<@Nerf> mmm, fried
* Azhrarn fries his lap on his laptop
<Azhrarn> hrmm, there's an idea
* Azhrarn renames dnetc to eggfrier, runs it at higher priority and flips his laptop over
<Azhrarn> WHO WANTS OMELETES?
Comment: #distributed@irc.distributed.net
#19693
<jliechty> all right, i'm so fucking bored now
<jliechty> this sucks
<bryce> go and get a deer head to mount
<jliechty> sounds like a good idea
<jliechty> where can i find one?
<bryce> on a deer
#26216
*ph34rbot wonders where everyone ran off to
<Kur0Tenshi> We're masturbating to erotic asian art.
<Asmodeus> Is that a clever way of saying "Jerking off to hentai" :)?
<Kur0Tenshi> Bingo. :]
#15353
<Hvatti> MY CAPS-LOCK IS ON AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT OFF.. CAN ANYONE HELP ME???
<[DoD]Xiao> typ capslock button :P
<aegis> Hvatti: hold down shift while writing instead...^^
<Hvatti> hey that shift-thing works thx!!!
<Hvatti> but it*s pretty difficult to write while holding a shift:::
<Lilly-> omg
<Lilly-> Hvatti find "caps lock" key and press it once
<Lilly-> number 3 from bottom left
<Hvatti> where can i find it
<Tiger> hehe :D
<aegis> at the left of your keyboard
<Hvatti> ok thanx::
<Hvatti> YES IT WORKED!!!
<Lilly-> aamm
<aegis> apparently it didn't
<Lilly-> lol
<Hvatti> CAN I NOW RELEASE THE SHIFT?
<aegis> yes
<aegis> you have to release the shift.
<Lilly-> omg how sweet !!
<Hvatti> like this?
* Lilly- faints
<aegis> yep, just like that
#300469
* bendertiger has quit IRC (Quit: )
* KaylaKitsune has quit IRC (Quit: Cut the chain of lies, I've been beating and beating and beating myself)
* Sypress has quit IRC (Quit: When two people dream the same dream, it-OMGWTFBBQ)
<zeta> The three styles of quit messages.
<zeta> The simple quit, The emo quit, and the lol quit.
#208710
<mindjob> im not talking about going to dinner with her and sharing a lovely conversation over tea
<mindjob> i'm talking about banging the living crap out of her
<mindjob> and making her asshole the size of a soup can
<mindjob> and then sending her away
<mindjob> far far away
<zaim> what kind of soup
<mindjob> chicken noodle
<mindjob> of course
<zaim> wise choice
#92674
Contrast: Can someone point me in the direction where I can find out how to set up a home network, aside from just using NFS?
Khrajin: This way ------------>