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#238479
<Proe2> there's this girl at work who is pretty hot
<Mirchar> oh really?
<Proe2> yeah, but ive found it really hard to initiate anything
<Mirchar> you need to get in there before someone else does
<Proe2> well the other day i thought i better man up and do something, i wasn't just gonna let this one slip by, she seems like a really nice girl, so i plucked up the courage and made my move
<Mirchar> and?
<Proe2> She hasn't poked back yet
#20734
<Bivens> Internet Explorer Tip: when it says "turn off images", it only refers to inline images. Which is why it's safe to go to Goatse but not Tubgirl. I think it's obvious how I figured this out.
#303201
GrawSith> I need a bunch of mannequin feet to store my socks on, so when i get them they're already stretchy and nice
#51643
<ryan`> god i fucking rule
<ryan`> my brother stole money from me
<ryan`> so i mixed elmers glue with a bit of water
<ryan`> then i spread some over my sisters little hand puppets
<ryan`> and threw it half way under his bed
<ryan`> now hes grounded all next week for "jacking off with her hand puppets"
#56552
<WildTangent> youve stolen my thunder by insulting yourself...damn
<nauseaboy> bwahahaa! beware my terrible hatred for my ownself!
<nauseaboy> I am an impenetrable fortress of self loathing!
#28641
<MariTrunk> i wish everything was like a one click procedure
<MariTrunk> you know
<MariTrunk> i want to go to sleep
<MariTrunk> but i have to format
<MariTrunk> i wish i can give a command and then everything is dun by morning
<MariTrunk> all updates
<MariTrunk> drivers
<MariTrunk> all apps installed
<MariTrunk> just one command
<[Piratez]> its called ghosting
#300090
<cpltn> how should i calculate if i got a picture that is 26530 x 8923 and i want to scale it down proportionally?
<OnErr0r> um.. math?
#26389
(Laurie) My ports are gettin more action than I am today.
#9605
<SaBaS> brb. food stuck in throat
#77259
leemur > vista officially sucks
ZoFreX > officially?
ZoFreX > you mean Microsoft put out a press statement saying so?
leemur > netHack dosent run on it
spb > WHAT
Comment: #freenode-social
#234637
<hectorofchad> I've seen the coat hanger abortion reference elsewhere but never really thought about it
<hectorofchad> I guess the hook helps
<hyp3rhax0r> I was never really sure how that worked and made a point of not trying to figure it out
<hectorofchad> haha
<hectorofchad> probably for the best
<hyp3rhax0r> fetuses are deathly allergic to coathangers as far as I'm concerned >_>
<hyp3rhax0r> NOBODY CORRECT ME
#33273
<@Hibiki> its not how a woman looks on the outside
<@Hibiki> its how good they are in bed
#257
<repp0r> Dude, pot first, then porn.
<repp0r> Trust me. It's so much better. :D
<lele> dude i'm doing before AND after
#12698
(01/21/02) 11:41PM<MrDev-> christ, they should put a nice warning when you log into a solaris box that killall on linux and solaris are entirely different commands
#11588
<pfk> oh its may 21st..almost time for my bath
#6959
<greg> I like bush, but i dont like Busch or Bush.
#57948
< bubbly> Vermont Democrats Call for Bush Impeachment
< clem> impeachment always provokes the image of a president stoned to death with peaches
#21952
<Betharoni> My internet connection is so slow tonight, I think it's being sent to a train depot, translated into one's and zero's, manually typed and sent by a telegraph wire to the server, where it's manually recompiled to one's and zero's for the machine. By two-year-old's.
#20781
<psytek> i'm a bash.org virgin
<fook> you've just been penetrated.
#307664
<Crescens2k> well, there are some h-manga artists who think you can fit arms, legs and penises the size of your arm in there without any problem, so why not a horses head
#4450
<Alien> I believe our girls' softball team had something about them never being loose or something on their shirts ... they misspelled lose with HILARIOUS RESULTS.
#30616
<phr0work> using linux is like using windows, except every time you try to do something like install a program or a driver or set a different resolution, a big black dude runs in and kicks you in the side of the head
#298784
<Triented> Let's make a movie that's the same feel of Oceans 11.
<Triented> Except instead of us breaking into a casino to steal cash...
<Triented> We'll break into Dynamix's abandoned office building to steal the Starsiege Tribes Source Code.
Comment: TRIBES FOREVER
#28567
<Jubei-> sup nigs
<kaihn[afk]> :o
<Jubei-> i mean..
<Jubei-> Hello fine gentlemen, how are you this fine morning?
#34625
(@Brant) I'm such a fucking moron sometimes
(@Brant) I was just listening to one of my band's songs
(@Brant) and I was like "Wow I like this song I should try to learn the guitar part" and picked up my guitar
(@Brant) then realized
(@Brant) :|
Comment: he must be tired