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#20657
<xyrnx> when people write 'there' instead of 'their' it fucking annoys me and i wanna rip their throat out
<xyrnx> but i guess each and his own
<eckesicle> xyrnx: you've got a point their.
<nocturnal> xyrnx: why so mad about there grammar
#23752
<brad> i really need to drink more so that drinking a little doesn't get me so drunk
#6403
<cygnus> i need to go grocery shopping
<avi-> nice
<cygnus> i don't have shit for food
<avi-> that's a good thing, i've seen those shit eating videos and it doesn't look tasty
#36610
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#45866
<Di> i had to walk down to william st. there to drop off summit
<Di> so on this narrow part of the footpath, this fat, pikey, annoying bitch is walking against me
<Di> so i step off the footpath cos she wont
<Di> she bitches at me then, saying she could have turned sideways if i had the manners to ask
<Kaimera> in her pikey limerick accent
<Di> so I said "You turning sideways would have been counter-productive!" but she didnt get it!
#8073
<Avatar> how much do dishwashers cost
<krissle> haha
<krissle> you dont buy a dishwasher
<krissle> you marry one
#24170
[17:12] <SA-PYRoMaNiaC> Lesbians shouldn't be allowed to use dildos. They've made their choice.
#308834
Nevermind: About shitty code
Nevermind: There is an hierarchy - WidgetBase - GuiWidget - Rectangle
Nevermind: What do you call a programmer who adds a scroll event handler to Rectangle class, which changes value of a field added to WidgetBase, which is later used in GuiWidget as a text argument to a low leve render code
Nevermind: All this just to make a scrolling text show up over Rectabgle in a single place?
MaxEd: You don't call him anything, he should not hear you coming
#306827
PokerFace: 12++ = 7503840
XoNiC: unlikely.
PokerFace: thats what the instrument says
PokerFace: only happens when compiled for sh3
PokerFace: its fine in x86
XoNiC: That's what sh3 said.
#15566
Leftist i like songs where they count or spell things, to fill space.
Eeyore so you're a big fan of sesame street songs, leftist?
#6464
<chin|werk> msimn can kiss my fucking bloody ass
<chin|werk> outlook express is a little fucking drama queen
<chin|werk> "OOoOHHHH, YOU UPGRADED TO IE 6"
<chin|werk> "WELL IM NOT GONNA WORK ANYMORE"
#33544
< digitalabsolutes> I always worry that the jews I am after will just have some stupid crap attached that I know nothing about
< Malix> eh?
< digitalabsolutes> the jews I'm after?!?! JOBS
< digitalabsolutes> How the hell did I manage that typo
#410
<AlmtyBob> I gotta go to the doc for my shoulder anyways so I might as well hit him up for some prozac
#213469
<Raws> rofl
<Raws> I was just answering some poor guy's question in #java on another network, while I was watching these dateline things
<Raws> And I was talking about the dateline stuff in another channel
<Raws> So in the other channel, we all decide to change our nicks
<Raws> In the middle of me answering his question, this guy just sees
<Raws> *** Raws is now known as onlinepenisguy_464
<Raws> He just left
#8483
<tm> hmm, our call centre manager just asked how do i turn off capslock
<Zaph0d> tm: Ctrl-Alt-DEl
<tm> she's crying on her keyboard now
#44942
<[sync]> Windows Services for Unix destroyed my windows installation
<[sync]> Microsoft: this is what you get, traitor
#11148
Meredy31: Hackers is just the coolest movie :)
Rann XXV: Indeed. n.n But only if you're not an actual hacker. But that's okay, because those people deserve to be annoyed. ^^
Rann XXV: A little payback for every system crash and virus-eaten file is in each hacker's scream of "DAMMIT IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!"
#11353
<guyen> holy shit i'm not going to be home this weekend, i have an online exam i have to take, but i'll be in LA
<guyen> there's a wedding going on so i won't be able to exactly just do it at my relative's house
<guyen> i'm looking for cybercafes and crap, the only thing i can find is some place called Yogi's Cyber Hut
<guyen> holy fuck i can't believe i'm depending on Yogi for my midterm grade
<xan> at least he's smarter than the average bear
#237419
* eeyore frowns at headline "Chinese character corrupted after enrichment" and then realises he clicked on the feed for IBM Software Support, not his political news folder in Google Reader
#7701
<Ludwigvan> haha you can't kick me
<bobthecow> oi someone op me
<Felix1> bob type alt-f4
<Ludwigvan> hehe
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<Ludwigvan> HAHAHAHAHAHAH SHE FELL FOR IT!!!!!!!!
<Ludwigvan> HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAA
<Astro}> oh my god ...
<Felix1> :D
<Felix1> oops :p
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<bobthecow> err
<Ludwigvan> ahahahahahhahaha ---> bob
<Astroy}> hahaha you idiot bob
<Felix1> sorry bob :D
<bobthecow> my dad was looking over my shoulder and even he laughed
#310161
<RHExcelion> You know, when I Was a kid, playing oregon trail
<RHExcelion> I'd shoot the damn tumbleweed
<RHExcelion> And wonder why I never got any meat
<Edward_Bebop> you thought the tumbleweed was an animal???
#48577
--> GakFace (~GakFace@SF-C3E4458F.aubnin.dsl-w.verizon.net) has joined #prometheus
<GakFace> I'd just like to let you all know that I"m missing class right now and that I have a very good reason.
<GakFace> I have no freaking idea WHERE my keys are
<GakFace> Not one single clue.
<numist> :o
<numist> and you came here to ask us to help you find them?
#37760
<Pelican> baka yaoi yuri kitsune na ongaku
<DrGamez> and that concludes Pel's japanese vocabulary
Comment: #LiveYiff
#304914
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#51588
blucracksmurf: my whole life i thought men only had a couple feelings: angry, amused, wow that was dumb, and ow that hurt.....now i'm discovering there are more
blucracksmurf: i can't decide if i like it
Seven11Slurpes: there are only 4 for straight guys. What you are, I don't know anymore
blucracksmurf: i hate you