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#14100
<mommiebear44> so max....how long have you stopped smoking for?
<|non_smoking_max|> let me see ....... about 1 hour 30 min ...
#6996
<Javi> a gijoe game would suck
<Javi> cause nobody ever dies
#299847
<nathan> What's so offensive about meatspin
<tonyb> Its one of two things
<tonyb> Either the ugly font
<tonyb> Or the spinning penis
#7813
* TPEGrunge is away: -(be back in 12 years)- since -(01:54)- pager -(off)-
* TPEGrunge is back: from -(be back in 12 years)- gone -(626wks 1day 6secs)-
#1615
<eastjinx> from 19 to now, my world has completely changed
<DigDug> my world changes every 6 months :[
<|steve|> the world has changed 3 times since the last time i been out
<sev> world changes for me everyday
<|steve|> but our penis size stays the same
#105463
<CtrlAltDestroy> I was renaming some files on my desktop earlier, and I guess I got mixed up somewhere.
<CtrlAltDestroy> Because I just found a file called "Metroid Prime 3 Corruption - Chocolate Rain.mp3"
#16678
<extrasupreme> This one time, i scored this chick at the pub...in the TOILETS !
<dunnakin> no you didnt you lying fuckhead
<extrasupreme> ok, i made it up
<extrasupreme> damn.
#307714
<Rose> A friend told me about how Papa John's has a Christian slant like Chick Fil A and I had never heard of them having such a thing.
<Rose> So I order Papa John's tonight.
<Rose> THE PIZZA GUY INVITES ME TO CHURCH.
#11780
<MED1C> i bet they got their degree from the same vending machine
#51285
<Retro> THE MIRACLE OF CELL DIVISION
<Retro> o
<Retro> 0
<Retro> 8
<Retro> oo
#4393
<Rhombus> Rich fat cats hoarding sleep
<Rhombus> cheap taiwanese sleep flooding the market
#7866
<Danzo> damn big txt file
<Danzo> B I G <peaches>
* peaches watches notepad crash
<peaches> should've zipped it up
<Danzo> heh..story of my life =]
#29924
<Ruberdukie> your bed is calling
<Starcraft> I’m not really that tired
<Starcraft> I started taking showers at night so i can sleep more when i have to get up
<Ruberdukie> haha me too
<Ruberdukie> i did that last year
<Ruberdukie> Well now I'M headed to the place which calls my name
<Starcraft> My bed?
#16595
Silent4042: What's another name for child molestation?
SocialistNinja: Divine intervention?
Silent4042: What?
SocialistNinja: That's what my priest tells me.
#246949
Canadian BLT: sorry, I just turned on my comp then went upstairs for a while
Duff: pfft
Duff: My computer is on 24/7
Canadian BLT: i need to turn mine off every once in a while, i feel that it runs a lot better if i turn it off, let it rest then turn it on again
Duff: you realize it's not a bunch of slave gnomes inside running everything right?
#185341
<@utonium> * QUESTION * SECRET of 793722, worth 100 points: acronym soup: dap?
<+PaulATL> d
<+trueeevil> no d?
<+trueeevil> lol?
<+SuzyCat> wha?
<+Zyloch> lol
<the_bandi> parents against dyslexia
<@utonium> Yes! the_bandi! got the answer QUESTION(240576) -> parents against dyslexia <- in 34 seconds and recieves --> 70 <-- points!
Comment: #trivia on EFNet
#11137
<Christoph> Wuff will you tell Sara I'm not talking to her? -.- <turns>
<Wuffypie> Sara, I'm to tell you something that you just heard Mind say anyway
#49822
-!- chimneysweep has joined #n
< chimneysweep> Evening.
< LittleViking> Afternoon.
< Blazeraid> Morning
< dr_tetris_PhD> Evening.
< Templex> Afternoon.
< LittleViking> Stupid timezones...
Comment: #n on mware
#305532
<ana> i lied to hypno last night about contractions
<ana> but he is handling everything with calm
<ana> so he kept eating while looking at me
<ana> and i couldn't keep it serious for long enough
<ana> he said he will never believe me again
<Ultali> ana do they not have the story about the preggers girl who cried wolf in Romania?
<ana> yes we do
<Elleo> in Romania wolves are traditional midwives, so it has a whole different interpretation
#303402
LG: My bro left his phone at my house last night
LG: so... I just tried to call him to tell him
LG: I tried to call his cell with mine. when his was in MY OTHER HAND
BadSpoon: did you answer?
LG: no.
LG: I'm pretty retarded.
LG: But I have a little dignity.
#122104
Far2Paranoid: Knew this guy in HS
Far2Paranoid: Built a box with 2x 350Mhz Pentium2, back in '98
Far2Paranoid: The trick was, filled his bathtub w/ glycerin
Far2Paranoid: Took apart a mini-fridge and used the coils to cool the glycerin to ~40F
Far2Paranoid: Then sunk the box so he could OC the CPUs to 1.3Ghz
Far2Paranoid: Coolest shit I've ever seen.
AlbinoChpmnk: If this was sitting in his tub, how did he shower?
Far2Paranoid: After what I just said, what makes you think he showered?
#211094
<Neko> alas my love you do me wrong, to cast me off discourtously
<perfectlyxflawed> listening to greensleeves?
<XxSilentxScreamsxX> shakespeare , neko?
<Neko> snickers commercial.
#13629
<Flirbnic> The American dream is to move to Canada.
#3019
<yossarian> theres a hole in my bucket
<tomg> yossarian: did microsoft make it?
<yossarian> yes, MSBucket
<tomg> have they made a patch for it yet?
<tomg> no, they probably want you to upgrade to Bucket.NET
<yossarian> with what shall i fix it dear microsoft, dear microsoft?
<tomg> well the CBR (common bucket runtime) will have embedded security to prevent leaks
#103645
<magnum12> I do have a hypothesis as to the origins of the werewolf myth. Its an interesting theory.
<magnum12> I believe that is based on superstitious exaggerations of rabies.
<TheCowch> I believe that is based on superstitious exaggerations of furries.