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#7532
<|rein|> Robitussin is like Jello man, there's always room for more
#22279
<skie`> the guy who sits next to me in french class had a friend that was going through CS in college, so we were talking about that... probably 4 or 5 people turn around and say "What the hell, colleges have a CounterStrike department now?"
#161990
<redeyes>The thing about porn is that a) there is a lot of it and b) it isn't going to go away or stop. Do you really need to store a lot of it for archival purposes?
<TTC>It's kinda like getting horny for a girl you used to fuck, and being able to have her nake in front of you instantaneously. And when you're done, she goes the fuck away.
<TTC>Except you never really fucked her and you're probably a serial killer.
#52940
<Foxhill[work]> remember girls.. stop boys becoming emo.. suck more cock
#1735
(Dark_Fear) women and malls gotogether like warez and t3 connectiosn :)
#27960
<Monkey> I once ate at an Irish restaurant in China Town, D.C.
* Monkey tries to be topical
* waider rubs monkey on his skin and breaks out in a rash.
<waider> you're not a very good topical.
<@kingmob> discontinue monkey if rash appears
#25060
<timmo> you know this will be one of those things
<timmo> where when i die st. peter or whoever
<timmo> is looking over my sins and what not
<timmo> "so you told chris to, and i quote 'knock the bottom out of it and make sure she cant walk right tomorrow'?"
<timmo> "nah man it wasnt like that"
<arse-poet> and then he will show you the irc long
Comment: #geekissues
#113987
<Kodan> I hate lawyers.
<Dwing> I'm a lawyer.
<Dwing> I AM OFFENDED BY YOUR STATEMENT!
<Dwing> <Sues>
<Kodan> <Counter-sues>
<Dwing> <Counter-Counter-Sues>
<Kodan> <Counter-counter-counter-sues>
<Dwing> <Counter-Counter-Counter-Counter-Sues>
<Kodan> <Spray paints self black>
<Kodan> <Pulls out the race card>
<Kodan> OH LAWD! THE WHITE MAN BE A PUTTIN' ME DOWN!
<Kodan> <Calls Al Sharpton>
<Dwing> ...
<Dwing> I bow to your superior tactic D:
#10339
<Gorilla> aye. they didnt have any Dogs Bollocks in sainsburys, so i took a customer comment's card, and expressed my disappointment with them not stocking Dog's Bollocks on their shelves.
<Gorilla> tey sent me back a letter saying that they do not stock chinese delicacies. i think they thought i meant the actual testicles.
#54639
<Yaksha> I asked my brother what he wanted for Christmas.
<Yaksha> He said he wanted cold hard cash.
<Yaksha> So that's exactly what I gave him.
<Yaksha> I got 20 $1 bills, soaked them in water and put them in the freezer.
<Yaksha> When he got it, it was just a block of green ice that took a day to thaw.
#7556
<mosey> for some reason porn never shows up in my "my recent documents" quick launch
<mosey> i hate having to wait for explorer to come up
#18420
<Work|Calrathan> "there are 237,482 people in line infront of you. Do you wish to wait 525 hours to start your download?"
#30269
<FraGMarE> why do all these diseases have acronym names nowadays, like AIDS and SARS and shit. why can't they just make a real name for them like "Faggot Monkey Fucker Disease" or "Gooking Cough"
#44955
gr3ym4tt3r: NEVER MASTURBATE AFTER 5 DAYS OF NOT DOING IT.
AerialFlames: Dude, yeah
gr3ym4tt3r: Especially with no towels nearby.
AerialFlames: It goes BOOM
gr3ym4tt3r: This is gonna be fucking nasty, but I hit myself in the fucking EYE.
gr3ym4tt3r: IN. MY. EYE.
AerialFlames: ..WTF
AerialFlames: WTF
AerialFlames: POINT IT AWAY
AerialFlames: DUMBASS
gr3ym4tt3r: I did... but it was like... *twi*BLAMF*tch*
#10941
<Drezdar> I am a white, supple 21 year old male from New York City. I enjoy the big life...when I leave my house. I enjoy computer games, PS2 games, Xbox games, Dreamcast games, SNES games, N64 games, GBA games, Genesis games, Amiga 500 games, C64 games, Atari 800XL games, and porn. I am very good at masturbation so I think I would be very good in bed. If you would like to meet me, email me or cyber me on AIM.
#7524
<yunicus> sometimes i can't deal with you people in text format
#306526
[discussing an artist's depiction of sleep paralysis]
<Rena> also I get the demon on her chest, but why is there a horse peeking in?
<XkeeperLaptop> Freud?
<RedSnifit> It's a night mare.
#167250
<an0n> If I ever find out someone has an inflatable love doll, I'm going to steal it and leave a note like "i've tried to make it work, Steve, but all you care about is yourself. What about MY needs? You treat me like a piece of meat, just here to fuck and cast aside. You've really let me down... :,("
#125661
<@DJ> Oh man.
<@DJ> I got so excited.
<@DJ> I saw Pokemon the First Season on sale.
<@DJ> And almost bought it.
<@DJ> Then I remembered I was 18.
#306428
< nukes> damn, almost beat my best time on minesweeper
< nukes> only to be fucked over by a guess
< nukes> was the last two, and it could have been either
< nukes> nearly beat it by a fair margin as well, 90 seconds on expert
< nukes> compared to 2 mins
< iFarmer> Meh, was never any good at minesweeper
< iFarmer> Only recently found out what the numbers mean
#23855
<pupazz_> I know where I live. Under your bed. Oh yes. One day, You'll feel a knife go through your spine.... Oh yes.
<D_Radio> pupazz_: considering I am currently sleeping on a mattress, it must be very uncomfortable
#86748
<datagram> he's half japanese half vietnamese
<datagram> which means he'd be 1/2 okay with me saying gook
<Lordnynex> thats a reasonable mathematical approach to racism
#310347
<Rozzie-mob> Ohok
<Rozzie-mob> Apparently when I was younger I ate the dogs worming tablets
<Rozzie-mob> But it was okay because I took the correct dosage
#33650
<r0ach_> yup, but fucking racoond generates a fucked up spd policy, which basically locks up the box and allows only ipsec traffic to cisco and back :)
<r0ach_> will try iskampd
<pantherqs> uh, all i got from that statement is something about beastiality and skank's
#21559
<EnergyWasp> or its your dumbass self's fault.
<EnergyWasp> having a white background, i cant say it surprises me
<Kill_Me> what color is yours EnergyWasp?
<Paralysis> blacker than Michael Jackson, KM
<Paralysis> er, shit