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#296712
<Xyzyxx> Random fact, I kinda dislike internet-based communications like irc and forums because while I'm typing my response to something, 13 other people have responded
<so|crates> type faster?
<taiga> Type..
<taiga> yeah.
#1422
*** mindpulp has quit IRC (internet relay lobotomy)
#8278
<the__man> does anyone know if any brothel is open at this hour? i need some action right away
<+Octane> the__man: you've been blessed with two hands and ten fingers. go figure it out.
#1152
<th0m> i hate clicking on ad banners
<th0m> because i hear a little like clink of a coin going into an
asshole's bank account
#103426
Justin: Is there something wrong with only having women I can trust deeply enough to call on for advice with life's curveballs?
Scaramouche: Nope.
Scaramouche: Women are infinitely better than men at that sort of thing.
Justin: Probably.. but shouldn't I try to get a male perspective on things too?
Scaramouche: You HAVE a male perspective, remember?
Justin: Oh ya...
Scaramouche: LMAO
#2732
<im3t8> my last nightmare was of my computer trying to kill me
<Apathetic> really?
<im3t8> but in the end it was just the mouse
<Apathetic> maybe that's metaphoric for something
<Apathetic> :/
<im3t8> its a microsoft mouse
<im3t8> :/
#3268
<DrWoody> lol wtf... I just got this email: "[Fwd: eHow To Ask Someone On A Date] from MOM"
#37866
<_Goofyman> 13.33 for 25 knives
<_Goofyman> I have a question
<_Goofyman> What kind of shit quality are these things?
<PPM> Well, certain people need to buy knives in bulk for cheap.
<PPM> Like ninjas.
#31891
<Derfud> what?
<Derfud> Goatse is dead!?
<Derfud> nooooooooooooooo
<LongHairedHippy> yes
<LongHairedHippy> i cried
<Derfud> the internet's favourite dialated anus is gone...
Comment: # desertcombat on gamesnet. RIP goatse
#19390
<Mysterious> hmmmm
<Mysterious> midnight
* Mysterious turns into a pumpkin :\
#8238
* sabeel (~blackHoru@62.61.192.142) has joined #winprog
* delete[] sets mode: +v sabeel
<+sabeel> is google working ...?
<+O_6> !google sabeel is retarded
<+logiclrd> O_6: http://www.prairienet.org/cpt/archives/2000/oct00/0006.html
<+O_6> ^^
...
<+sabeel> !google O_6 is also retarded
<+logiclrd> sabeel: Sorry, the server did not return expected response headers. This probably means that there were no matches to your query.
<@violus> huhuh
<+O_6> sabeel, touche, retard
<@violus> owned.
#304516
<Sebas> When I was working as an orderpicker, I had to get some assorted terrycloth towels. "Terrycloth" in Dutch is "badstof", and both that and "assorted" get abbreviated, so on my list it said I needed 5 "bad ass towels".
#9218
<FatherShark> Does anyone know how to make real Sangria?
<[empathy]> blood of retards
<FatherShark> okay, find me a vein empathy.
#68620
<Vulpyne> in my enlish class we were doing this mad lib type things
<Vulpyne> the teacher asked for a proper noun and i said Pamela Anderson
<Vulpyne> part of it ended up being "This horse should be good for racing. It's father was Seabiscuit and it's mother was Pamela Anderson"
#26249
<Whisper> k so I have come to a conclusion about the sniper in DC and it isnt good news for CS players
<Whisper> want to hear it?
<CJ> Sure
<Trent_Alkaline> dont tell me he's wallhacking...
#308003
<kuyler> This voice recognition kind of socks
#14621
(@Grantfly): i'm actually rubbing my balls right now
(@Grantfly): i wonder if my parents' keyboard is gonna smell like my balls
(@Grantfly): they might not like that
#50430
<Nazrat> So is Chad completely gone now?
<AB> No. There's still a slight stain.
#1727
<Fly_kEaT> ok so what time now in russia?
<amsea_> 17:06
<Fly_kEaT> am or pm?
#36815
<ducklord> I got banned for being norwegian once
<Rjx> say NO to .no
#28307
<Sumez> Did you fight Ozma?
<Darth-Phenom> Maybe...who's Ozma?
<Sumez> The bad-ass optional big boss
<Darth-Phenom> Where is he?
<Gaffa> Right behind you!
#2559
<gb> BlackDeth: have you ever tasted your own jizz?
<BlackDeth> no
<BlackDeth> or anybody elses jizz for that matter
<BlackDeth> i've shot jizz in my eye
<BlackDeth> but i wasn't aiming
<BlackDeth> so i dont feel as bad
<gb> sure you werent
<BlackDeth> no i mean there was somebody else at the controls
<blazemore> did he apologize
#46328
<Darien> topside and I are sorting out our differences with suitable application of force
<topside> force my ass
<WarMachine> that's just too easy
#18986
<Yukanojo> <kjustice> if everyone was constipated all the time, life would be like DBZ! Raaaagh! Urrrrrgh!
#53032
<coldradio> if you are gonna rip on green day for being "lacking in creativity" or some other shit like that, what is so special about what you are doing? are you making music? are you getting up on a stage in front of thousands of people and performing songs that have over a hundred notes to be memorized? no.
<whoopiecat> you don't have to be able to cook to know that something tastes like shit