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#83676
<Ahabman> When I was at purdue, I was wearing my uniform to go to a lecture I was giving.
<Ahabman> Some girl called me a "baby killer"
<Ahabman> I stopped and said "lady, I'm in the Coast Guard. I don't kill babies. I kill baby seals."
#232561
* WolfLord np: Draft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger [04:15m/128Kbps/44KHz]
<LLamaBoy> draft punk?
<LLamaBoy> is that the unfinished version?
#11725
* mode [+im] by Lucy
* mode [-im] by Lucy
* Lucy [Lucy@cr854151-a.baol1.on.wave.home.com] has left #gr []
<Temujin> ..
<Lurker> Lucy sneezed on her touchscreen
#2157
[16:18] <novocain> shit its 4:20
[16:19] *** THC_420 (VR66@24.102.63.76) has joined #winprog
#3649
<PapaWo|f> any girls care to chat with 17/m/Van/Lamer/zits for days/hideously overweight/naked right at this moment spanking off to animal porn? msg me
#1530
[Amanda2] Alright
[Amanda2] Here's what I'm going to do
[Amanda2] I'm gonna sit here naked and I'll look anywhere I itch to make sure it isn't because of a flea
#8672
<Duck[STFUF]> you know ath, why did you change your name to avin...A, V, I and N are pretty much as farthest they can be from one another:<
<Jumper|TMC> BECAUSE IT'S HIS NAME
#106854
<Hanazawa> so it's my mom's birthday on the 26th, and I want to see a band called The Birthday Massacre on the 27th, so my schedule looks like "mom's birthday / birthday massacre?"
<Cecil_Harvey> :I
<Hanazawa> and this amuses me
#13592
* Thirty-nothingster will kick the next person who spoils
<Pong64> Darth Vader is Luke's father. =D
#3019
<yossarian> theres a hole in my bucket
<tomg> yossarian: did microsoft make it?
<yossarian> yes, MSBucket
<tomg> have they made a patch for it yet?
<tomg> no, they probably want you to upgrade to Bucket.NET
<yossarian> with what shall i fix it dear microsoft, dear microsoft?
<tomg> well the CBR (common bucket runtime) will have embedded security to prevent leaks
#48414
<PK> Damn left shoulder's out of whack =/
<ST|OnVent> -whats up with your shoulder bro?
<PK> Jumping the gate yesterday, my bag got caught - swung me down and smashed my shoulder
<ST|OnVent> ...
<ST|OnVent> your bag?
<ST|OnVent> did you rip your bag up bro?
<PK> Nah - damn strong bag, it supported me without any problems :|
<ST|OnVent> cause the last thing I would be worrying about is my shoulder, I be worrying about the ol' teabag.
<PK> BAG! BACKPACK!
<ST|OnVent> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<ST|OnVent> well then
<Toughsox> thought you said NUTSACK
* PK shudders
<ST|OnVent> <3
<ST|OnVent> rofl
<PK> I wouldn't be here today if I'd swung from a gate by my sac :|
Comment: G4B2S
#3324
<Acero> i hate this piece of shit router!
<Acero> what do i do now
<Acero> this piece of crap wont fix
<Acero> i hate fucking networking
<SD_Washu> rtfm?
<Acero> i did
<Acero> i read it like 3 times
<Acero> it doesnt have a warez troubleshooting section
<Acero> how to connect to your illegal ftp servers
<Acero> "router settings for couriers"
#60111
<nach> I wonder in what weird cult the first person to shout "Holy Shit" was in.
<Dandylion> He was a Shitite
#59310
<@mr_white> t0ks roll teh !dice, if you get 1-5 you get kicked
<t0ks> if i get 6 i stay?
<@mr_white> no for 6 you get another turn
#7609
<xorg> If I say "Eject" and you say "What?", you'll be talking to yourself.
#25360
<klerck> I think they should build an airport at the WTC site so the planes can't miss the runway next time
#1631
<VillainSede> I've always wanted to be on the receiving end of necrophilia. Even in death I'd be getting some
<VillainSede> I want a shovel attached to my tombstone with the inscription "For a good time, dig"
#1030
<iMike> what excuse do you use when you skip school
<c-rOCK> say you have a fat migraine
<c-rOCK> and cant see straight
<Guilty> Speaking of fat and not straight, wheres D1
#27547
<`Riku> I was trying to find pictures of this Star Wars -ship called Slave I.
<`Riku> Boy, you can't guess what kind of search results I got by typing "slave i pics"
<t1ger> oh yes we can
#12065
*** Mank_Sleep is now known as Mank_DONOTBOTHERMANKHEISNOWLOO
*** Mank_DONOTBOTHERMANKHEISNOWLOO is now known as Mank_LOOKINGATCHICKSLICKEACHOT
*** Mank_LOOKINGATCHICKSLICKEACHOT is now known as Mank_PORNO
#13973
<Zack`> I wore my boxers backwards all day yesterday
<shea_> haha
<Zack`> And I didn't realize it until I scratched my ass
<Zack`> And my hand went through the slot and made contact with my crack
<Zack`> And I was like WTF
#25197
<rogue2> a diablo SV just pulled in to my parking lot
<rogue2> it's michael bolton driving the diablo
<Snow> Did Michael Bolton really just drive a Lamborghini Diablo into your parking lot?
<Snow> That's so absurd it's actually believable.
<Snow> Oh, I have to go. Edward James Olmos just pulled into my drive way in a Panoz Roadster.
#18682
<TiGryphon> EvilJoven: This was taken into account when he was buried, and in fact, Darwin spins almost constantly in his grave.
<TiGryphon> THey hooked him to a generator, he powers manhattan
#6357
<UrMomsUnt> U cant ban me .. I'm telnet irc
<paisley> Alrighty.
#43102
* SPELLBOUND (_SPELLBOUN@62.215.46.114) has joined #q8metal
<SPELLBOUND> hey all
<sEcretz> SHUTUP! IM SICK AND TIRED OF EVERYBODY SAYING "HEY ALL" WHEN THEY JOIN A CHANNEL...... THE PROPER TERM SHOULD BE "HELLO!!!!"
<Doe> Shut up should be two words. Your point?
<sEcretz> ....