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#4693
*** Quits: Zathras (Evelyn the dog, having undergone further modification pondered the significance of short-person behaviour in pedal depressed, pan-chromatic resonance, and other highly ambient domains. "Arf," she said.)
#310795
<PFY> We should have a tattoo like the scarlet letter
<PFY> "I deployed on a friday"
<PFY> that way you knew what you were getting into at interviews
#311581
<dysk> I began experiencing an unintended consequence ever since I put a lot of my old crappy MIDI music on SoundCloud.
<YelseyKing> ...what?
<dysk> Random people have been liking specific songs and following me, for an incredibly stupid reason.
<YelseyKing> Oh noes. People *like* your music? Dreadful.
<dysk> They have automated bot-type abilities to search for, and like, absolutely any song with specific words in the title, regardless of the song's content.
<YelseyKing> Oh. Hah. Dumb bots.
<dysk> Stupidest thing I've ever heard.
<YelseyKing> Yeah.
<dysk> So I have a few songs with the word "Party" in the title. I get notifications from out of nowhere about these accounts that like my "Party" songs, so I'm curious about these accounts and look them up. They also like tens of
thousands of other songs and audio files with "Party" in the title, from disco to hip-hop to political rallies.
<YelseyKing> lol
<YelseyKing> Bots are so dumb.
<dysk> I tell you, nothing gets a dance floor moving quite like a Bob Dole speech from 1996.
<YelseyKing> Oh yes.
#301880
<gmaxwell> I wouldn't be surprised if the net effect of the "don't pirate" notice is to cause a lot of people to think "wait— I could have gotten this for free?"
#51602
The Magma Hawk: I can see the Presidential race 20 years from now.
The Magma Hawk: "Have you ever tried an MMORPG?"
The Magma Hawk: "I tried WoW once, but I never leveled."
#116735
<TashaCosta> So has anyone seen that anti-drug commercial where the dog tells his teenage owner, a girl "I don't like it when you smoke weed...it changes you...."
<TashaCosta> ?
<tawniteamo> lol I think so
<TashaCosta> Okay, well, does anyone other than me think that's a really ineffective commercial?
<TashaCosta> Because every drug user I know would look at their talking dog and go "Whoa, I bought some really good stuff!"
#48960
<RoboCurse> like one time we were talkin about pregnant sex
<RoboCurse> and this dude
<RoboCurse> blurts out
<RoboCurse> "its like sex with a mini handjob!"
<RoboCurse> 6 people leaving dennys hungry.
#29678
<CornFly> how can you watch a 4:3 film?
<GenjuroXL> try looking at it
#3268
<DrWoody> lol wtf... I just got this email: "[Fwd: eHow To Ask Someone On A Date] from MOM"
#14589
<+CmOrHaIr> i can put a computer together and be prepareing the hdd in 20 min
<+CmOrHaIr> or 15 even
<+Jackworks> CmOrHaIr: if u do it in 15 i bet i can make it in 14
* ^Caliban makes sure to avoid any computers put together by Cmor or Jack
#25169
<EssKay> i don't want to have fucking poles in my underwear, man.
<Rjx> that joke went so far over your head it got hijacked and flown into a major landmark
#5300
<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.
#59529
<ArchPlan> I'm expecting an onslaught of malware to my company's network this week... we're temporarily disabling the firewall.
<ArchPlan> alot of malware may already be dormant on the company's machines, but then again, some new stuff might come as well
<fr_gment> So why not install some sort of warning system, by hanging out lanterns:
<fr_gment> One if by LAN, Two if by C:\
#37683
<ZiPPy> thats like type /quit then a persons name after it eg. /quit Snookle and it will quit that person.
<ZiPPy> go on try it.
<wabz> i think it works better with /ban
<wabz> let me try
* wabz sets mode: +b ZiPPy!*ZiPPy@vw8185.optusnet.com.au
Comment: game set match: wabz
#16428
<WeaselBoy> livejournal is nothing but thousands of people all saying "Does this make my ass look big?" at the same time
#234700
<#xXRederickXx#> I love having all my neighbors on wireless Internet.
<#xXRederickXx#> this way when I'm downloadin pron all I need to do is switch to the McNallys network and I
<#xXRederickXx#> 1.) get pron from a faster uncorrupted source,
<#XxRederickXx#> 2.) get the satisfaction of having their asshole son sent off to military school for having impure thoughts.
#31858
<Karina> there are two people having mutual masturbation on my bed
<Karina> i'm going to blow.
<Gravity> what?
<Gravity> they're fingering each other on your bed?
<Karina> yes
<Gravity> male and female?
<Karina> yes
<Gravity> and are they both cute?
<Karina> yes
<Gravity> and you got on here to tell me about it ?
<Karina> yes
<Gravity> and didn't go join?
<Karina> no
<Gravity> If you have two hot people diddling around in your bed, and you're bi, and they're open, and you get on irc to tell someone else about it instad of joining/watching... You might be an addict.
#1861
<synthmesc> is it narcassitic to jack off to a picture of yourself?
<Digested> synthmesc: it seems to fit the definition
<synthmesc> :/
<Digested> synthmesc: is it a picture of yourself fucking someone else?
<synthmesc> it's a picture of me jacking of to a picture of myself
<Digested> INFINITE LOOP
#38310
<@Zibro> [13:03] <Roommate> "1,100 registered sexual predators in the county.
<@Zibro> that made me think
<@Zibro> of an idea for a movie!
<@Zibro> ILLEGAL ALIEN VS SEXUAL PREDATOR
#6773
<jabroni77> ANY FEMALES NOT BLOND 120 POUNDS AND MODEL LIKE??? ON THE NET?
#6560
<mistress> no throw nice laptops against wall. p2-233, 192mb ram.
<mistress> (thats his. mine's a p200 with 32mb of ram.
<mistress> maybe his is a 266. i forget. but i remember what video chipset it uses.
<mistress> i guess its up to a girl to know a man's hardware better than he does.
#37058
<Chee|s|e> I can't wait: soon, marijuana will be legal in Canada :)
<Eddf> So you can have a pot garden in your back yard?
<Chee|s|e> No dude, so I can extend the one in the back to the front.
#2767
*** civicsi was kicked by Raegen (KK: go away jason)
civicsi is jason@adsl-208-188-253-138.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net * Jason Preston
civicsi on #cars
civicsi using irc2.lightning.net Toca's Miracle
civicsi End of /WHOIS list.
*** civicsi (jason@adsl-208-188-253-138.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #cars
<civicsi> uhhh
<civicsi> HOW DID YOU GET MY NAME?
<Tokae> we are l33t
<Darn> haha he hacked you
<KK> shutup jason
<civicsi> how did you do that?
<Tokae> you will be fuct over jason if you act out of line.
<KK> Mr Preston
<civicsi> I hope you know that I have logs of all hacking attempts
<civicsi> and I WILL forward them to the DOJ
#35768
* Joins: Szeryf
* david5182 sets mode: +v Szeryf
<Szeryf> +v? is this some kind of insult attempt?
#52575
<boof> fucking fat fuck customers at mcdonalds
<boof> You know how bartenders can refuse to sell alcohol to someone if they are clearly intoxicated to the max?
<boof> Well, I'd like the same power, however in regards to obseity. Too fat? Have trouble walking? Sweating in the airconditioning? Short breath from walking from the door to the counter? No sale, unless you buy something from the Salads plus menu and a bottle of water.
<fury> lol