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#2761
<evenpar123> "I believe" "But how do you know that you exist to believe?" "Becuase I believe I exist to believe"
<evenpar123> and so on
* evenpar123/#sydvoc is hungry, assuming evenpar123 exists
#15747
<LoverMan> Yeah, I remember when my boss' wife had computer problems...she
asked me to go over and help fix it, she wasn't seeing anything on the
screen and has rebooted, checked the connections, etc...so I go over there
<LoverMan> And the monitor wasn't turned on. Her excuse? "Oh, I never turn
it off so I didn't think to check that."
#26213
<SpookyD> if ppl saw what was on my screen right now they would be shocked and disgusted ;)
<DanJ> SpookyD: So get some tissues and clean it
#309922
<Bigby> so fox news is hating on the lego movie as it makes big business the bad guy
<Bigby> i really do believe if the KKK had a fortune 500 company FOX would defend them
#369
<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P
#35067
<Josh> I swear somebody needs to write a virus that does nothing malicious except replace every attachment you recieve with hello.jpg.
<Josh> It would thus rapidly condition every Windows user to never, ever again open an attachement.
#16194
<Read^Tired>: u just like sucking ur own dick
<Rayor>: is it that obvious?
#29640
<liquex> w00t
* liquex is the happiest man alive
<Zeke[h0m3w3rk]> w00t
<Gnimsh> hey liqqy
<Zeke[h0m3w3rk]> liqqy scored
<liquex> dude
<liquex> how did you know
<Zeke[h0m3w3rk]> lol
<liquex> were you watching my webcam?
<Zeke[h0m3w3rk]> lmao
<Gnimsh> lmao
<liquex> seriously i wanna know how you knew
#49724
<ihate_tuz> and where did you get this ridiculus idea that i hate you?
<_tuz> geee, i wonder.
#36307
<Popeye> my brother was talking to one of his friends
<Popeye> and he told them I used linux
<Popeye> and the guy asked if linux was a club drug
#2166
<grey> wow
<grey> i didn't realise afghanistan had enough infrastructure for two nights' worth of air attacks
#285772
Betty!: he's engaged?!?!?
Erik: haha i dont know how serious that is
Erik: its facebook, not real life
Erik: i mean if that was true then i'd suddenly have a lot more lesbian friends
#308806
<powersurge> god dammit
<powersurge> I go to dairy queen so often that google is asking me to set it as my work
<powersurge> stop judging me, google
#25049
[TearsofPearl] AUGH WHY IS CALLISTA FLOCKHART DATING HARRISON FORD?! NOOOOOO!!
[Q] ....uh.
[Q] Because he likes having a woman he can hide in his suit bag?
[TearsofPearl] *LOL* cheaper air fair.
[Q] She's my carry on. *L*
#12004
<maff> AMERICA'S ARMY
<maff> defend freedom. online. with some 13 year olds.
#60470
<Ina> got a problem with that file stuff
<Alex> what?
<Ina> yeah, always tells me that the files are too large
<Alex> well, send them separately or compress them
<Ina> but I've already pushed them closer to each other
<Alex> pushed them closer??
<Ina> yeah, on the screen, you know
<Alex> ???
<Ina> those symbols, you know, I've put them closer to each other, now they take up less room
<Alex> you've... pushed together... the images... the symbols...?
<Ina> YEAH! Now they need less space, don't they?
<Alex> ...*bangs head on table*
#33077
<jonathans> what the fuck kind of geek do you think ia m
<jonathans> only filthy linux users dont wash regularly
#180183
cycon365: it's strange how the internet is the information superhighway
cycon365: and yet we still can't spell worth shit
cycon365: i mean, there's five dictionaries on the internet, just search for it
cbaman: well.....Dictionary is kinda a big word for some people.
#1948
<JDigital> Straight up, yo!
<Kayma> ...
<JDigital> What? Can't a guy talk about anal sex on IRC any more?
#49768
<|404notfound> I think there's something wrong with me
<|404notfound> when I'm downloading at like 5 kB/s, I don't get angry or annoyed
<|404notfound> I get nostalgic
Comment: Aniverse: #megatokyo
#222135
InfernalTempestX: she's like
InfernalTempestX: you'll never change
InfernalTempestX: i'm like
InfernalTempestX: you'll never lose weight
#105243
<withnail> i have a friend called Justin, and this girl said his name was how long it took for him to ejaculate
#25428
<BitchX> [She] can't find the serial #
I told her it was on the disk...so she ejected the disk and told me it wasn't on it, then showed me the top of the disk
#112
<Amanda`> 'THE HELL..? IS 5 AM...GO THE HELL TO BED... IN TROUBLE YOU ARE...SPEECH MY SLURRED IS'
#61302
<@Delphy> heh, a man died of dehydration when he became stuck between two water tanks