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#36113
<uidzer0> i'm fucking outta here.. peace!
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<uidzer0> i do not condone or endorse my last quit message.
<uidzer0> that's all. peace
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#11784
<Dunrick> My iq is 20/20
#6945
<skynxnex> let's call it "Glasnosat's and Skynxnex's Rockingly good Web Broswer with a Cool name"
<skynxnex> or Gasrgwbwacn for short.
#46012
<turtlecrap> yeah soon the whole of irc will be flooder by shit dribbling
<Pen_Pen> turtlecrap must be lagged badly.
<Pen_Pen> Like six years.
#9347
[02:18:04] s7ank: i want to be one of those guys that types
"s/j&jd//.^$ueu*///djsls/sm."
and it's a perl script that turns dog crap into gold.
#18704
<rawrbaby> it turned out it was just a rash from not going to the bathroom for so long
<rawrbaby> shit.. wrong window
#369
<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P
#10360
<Fentom> great, I'm spending my saturday nights on the computer looking at pictures of dildos
<Fentom> trekkies look down on me and call me sad
#1309
~ TwinWork is craving chinese
(TwinWork) any asian girls in here?
#33284
<tito> I CHOOSE YOU, GOATSECHU!
<tito> USE GIANT ANUS ATTACK
#33214
brihana25: which part of her anatomy did j-lo forget to clothe this year?
fleet: her face
fleet: the ugly bitch
#297492
[%slew] RAM: Used: 1337/2559MB (52% Load)
[%slew] i had to open 9 instances of paint and 3 of notepad to get it right :\
Comment: #zomgwtfbbq, irc.p2p-network.net
#300740
<Brian> Hey hey, want to apply for a job at my work?
<Jeremy> Sure, I guess :) What would they need from me?
<Brian> A resume, cover letter, employment history, maybe urine
<Jeremy> I'm guessing they don't want me to mail that last one in :-D
<Brian> No, the last one is for my personal enjoyment.
#36336
<@fusionrock> haha, da's mainpage has an ad for generic viagra
<@BlackIce> no kevin, they're targeted at each user.
#296734
<glxblt> nice note in the dish cabinet from boss
<GargajCNS> "you're fired"?
<halcyon_> "You should be working"?
<andr00> "stop eating my sandwich"
<glxblt> "WHO IS THE DEAD COCKSUCKER WHO DOESN'T DO HIS DISHES?"
<glxblt> women can be quite hostile at some times i guess
#22039
<Be`CooL> cum pot sa fac o redirectionare la o pagina de pe alta pagina ?
<RoBorg> <meta http-equiv="refresh" content="10; url=http://my.com"> 10=10 seconds, url=http://my.com is optional
<RoBorg> thats a guess as I have no idea what you actually said...
#7893
<+iNzpekth|buzy> where can i get some ftp programs??
<@pain> try www.google.com
<+iNzpekth|buzy> <<--Thx pain-->>
<@pain> lol, nice script
<+iNzpekth|buzy> <<--Thx pain-->>
<+iNzpekth|buzy> hey pain, i didnt find ftp from www.google.com, which link is it?
* pain cries
#35401
«XAnimal» I can fist my own throat
«SilentB» There is no emoticon to describe the horror of what you just said.
#29625
<J3anyus> just got done playing gunbound
<J3anyus> kthx
<Hatter> what is that j3
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<J3anyus> it's like worms
<J3anyus> but it's free
<J3anyus> and better
<gloone> are you talking about masturbation again?
<gloone> it's all you do in here
#10611
<+b00st> leaving for sleep and other related things
<+b00st> don't ask
#306526
[discussing an artist's depiction of sleep paralysis]
<Rena> also I get the demon on her chest, but why is there a horse peeking in?
<XkeeperLaptop> Freud?
<RedSnifit> It's a night mare.
#25243
<RageATM> been sitting here for so long when i walked into the other room i could still see my mirc screen
#44802
<biounix> its horrible, i know
<biounix> but i'm not a writer
<biounix> and i have a BASIC vocabulary
<stan> 10 GOTO SCHOOL
#181249
<delfin> I would play a lot more online multiplayer games if I didn't have to play with other people.
#6096
<#seattle/sisSoul> navy guys are fat ugly and squatty
<#seattle/yoplait> girls just like the title 'able seaman'