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#25373
(Amanda`) I think random orgasms would get old after a while
#311335
< danl> being lazy and running everything as root is so much easier
< danl> lol
< danl> damn it
< danl> I screwed up my script and lost a years worth of access logs
#28492
* Sharkey changes topic to 'PORN HERE'
* Sharkey sets mode: -s
<Roger> ...this won't end good.
#8997
<ChibiLion> i think girls should have the right to show as much or as little of their own body as they want..
<EnZeRuMei> so if there any girls in this nice yet weird chan PLEASE for men's sake DONT EVEN PUT CLOTHES ON ( thongs allowed ) ( Only pretty girls )
<ChibiLion> thats not what i ment >.<
#56333
<Analogy> Hahaha, we played the best prank today
<Analogy> I was doing a T-Wolves show for FSN, and me and a couple of the other camera guys decide to freak out our engineer
<Analogy> We put a camera on the ground like it was unattended and held some saran wrap in front of the lens, then we gave this kid a sharpie and had him draw on the saran wrap so it looked like he was drawing on the lens
<Analogy> These lenses run like $30k, by the way
<Analogy> The engineer was back in the truck and he saw this happening on one of the monitors, he BURSTS out of the truck and runs full-tilt onto the court.
<Analogy> And we had another camera pointed at the entrance with one of the videotape guys recording it back in the truck
<Analogy> It's great, the engineer kicking our asses is the first item on tonight's basketball game highlight reel
#294213
<Plasma-Fox> Yo mama's so stupid, when I asked her opinion of quantum chromodynamics as a non-abelian gauge theory, she thought the only group of massless quarks was SUL(Nf) x SUR(Nf) x UB(1) x UA(1).
#299
<Guilty> Dont you know, if theres a hot white chick on a show, she invariably ends up with the "sweet, but rugged" black thug
<Guilty> It's an FCC regulation
#68185
xyzzy: note to self - dont hit on homeschooled chicks
Bahamut Xero: especially during class
#31885
* ChanServ sets mode: +o TheArgus
<TheArgus> HELO
<Sofie> hey hottie!
<TheArgus> ?
<TheArgus> you've seen my pic?
<Sofie> no...
<Sofie> hehe
<TheArgus> So you're one of those internet sluts that hits on random guys in order to boost your self esteem when they desperately flirt with you in hopes of getting a blurry webcam pic of your cleavage?
<ravaillac> Smooth, TheArgus, very smooth.
<TheArgus> I AM A LADIES MAN
#7136
* Rasputin found a student's share open on the network of 2.35 gigs of PR0n
<Rasputin> plus various movies and other crap
<Neep> Are you going to admin his ass or download it all?
<Rasputin> both, Neep. Both. :)
<Prior_Tuck> yes...but it could be illegal.
<Rasputin> What's illegal? I'm archving for possible er...administrative purposes
#27250
<ircleuser> Get a FREE! TV for just 99.99 dollars 8& 4GTA: VICE CITY 8& 4THE HULK
<oollee> How is $99 dollars free?
#54790
Trey: I want to play games like Half-Life 2 at full settings and shit, what card do I need?
Amarok: So what about HDD fluid? Do you have enough of that? Because you don't want it to seize up and die right?
Trey: oh shit, I'll grab some of that when I go get some more blinker fluid at Wal-mart tomorrow
Amarok: blinker fluid?
Amarok: what the fuck is blinker fluid?
Trey: what the fuck is HDD fluid?
Amarok: Its the fluid that makes the tiny little wheels turn so that your data can be read.
Trey: oh, I thought you were joking
Trey: You don't have to buy that shit do you, I've never even heard of it
Amarok: ...
Amarok: you tool
Trey: fuck it's not real is it
Trey: goddamn
#57854
<RuKK> now, as far as measuring the temp of them
<RuKK> your pain threshhold is around 65-75 celcius
<RuKK> thats too hot.
<RuKK> so - the rule of thumb for voltage regulators being - much like sex - if it hurts, it may be a problem.
Comment: #hardware on efnet
#2507
<briansex> i am sliding my hand up your leg what do u do?
<sully> I tell you I'm a guy?
#8962
* hals masturbiert zu: Mudvayne - dig
<shawnporn> is that german?
<hals> it is
<shawnporn> germans masturbate to some weird stuff
#309037
<worf> goddamn how i hate DB2 ....
<worf> "LIMIT 2000" ... nope, too easy ... "FETCH FIRST 2000 ROWS ONLY"
#7623
<Beesta> it's clearly time to go home
<Beesta> I just wrote "getCumming" insted of "getCommunications"
<Beesta> *shudder*
#298437
<paul> just remember
<paul> in linux, hostname -s does a shortened hostname
<paul> in solaris, hostname -s set's the machine's hostname to -s
<paul> imagine my confusion when my solaris box kept getting its hostname changed to -s everyday
<paul> before I realized i had a script that was supposed to use the machine's hostname as part of a tar file
#8443
<sisko> did you castrate jason for hiding the pron?
<Kaff> no. that would defeat the purpose.
<sisko> suppose so.
<Kaff> i just shook my fist a lot and said "grr"
<sisko> haha. and I suppose he was utterly intimidated
<Kaff> like a good husband, he's suitably scared of me.
<Kaff> he's seen me naked.
#3216
<Evil_Rob> JLsoft: Not like I'm going to wander the streets, jerking off homeless people.
#85329
<upparoom>So this chick I know is suing her Birth Control maker
<upparoom>She started taking it and gained a bunch of weight.
<upparoom>She went from a size 5 to a size 22 and lost most of her hair.
<upparoom>I'm thinking...
<upparoom>thats some pretty damn effective birth control..
#17967
<LlamaKing> i spell disc with a C when referring to cd's, and with a k then referring to floppies :o
<Ace0522> sometimes i'll lable a vcd disc1 and disk2
<Ace0522> it's just random with me
<LlamaKing> heh
<Ace0522> sometimes i accidently write dick b/c im thinking of both...and the "S" just gets dropped out
<LlamaKing> LOL
<Ace0522> then i scratch it out best i can and re-write it
<LlamaKing> dick1 and dick2
<LlamaKing> haha
#7837
<J-Rock> Thought For The Day: rm -rf customers.
<Zulu> possibilities.
<rob`> bitchslap-over-IP. Yes.
#59294
<Anan> My friend said those exams aren't too bad...as long as you know your stuff
<Si> thats like sayin walkin isnt hard as long as uve got legs
#8505
<Doc> hmm.. IE crashed
<Doc> but i suppose it was my fault... after all, i did press teh "Back" button
<Doc> what was i thinking...
<cactoid> you madman
<Tippytoes> risktaker
<Doc> i like to live on the edge