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#28309
<Boogieman> and I saw a girl and was like "hey baby, you lookin' for a good time"
<Boogieman> and she said "yes"
<Boogieman> and I just sorta stared
<Boogieman> cause I don't usually get that far
<Boogieman> and I didn't have anything to say
#31336
<everwicked> bleeeehhh
<everwicked> I just got this pr0n and it get so fucking gay
<everwicked> there's two chicks, one with strap on
<everwicked> they fuck each other
<everwicked> then a guy pops in and fucks the one with the strap on
* Parts: Geeck
<everwicked> and then she goes "it's my turn now"
<everwicked> ewww
<everwicked> I even scared Geeck off
<wildboar> so she strap-ons the dude?
<everwicked> yah man
<everwicked> disgusting
<wildboar> shoulda just left it with the 2 chix
<everwicked> YES!
<everwicked> definitely
<everwicked> im scared to watch the rest now
<wildboar> yeah watch the doorbell ring and there's a huge german shepard there
<wildboar> and the chick is all omgyes now its ur turn!!
<everwicked> ^_^
#43697
<@Quasar`> my biological clock is ticking
<@Quasar`> 25-year-old virgin sounds worse than serial killer to me
<@Quasar`> damn I need 3 more quarters to finish a pyramid of quarters
#67118
[thrukriz] guys do you know how to use MYSQL?
[samble] 'fraid so
[thrukriz] afraid of what
[samble] you asking me shit about it
#35671
WhupAs101: Hi ev
WhupAs101: ery
WhupAs101: one
WhupAs101: Wow
WhupAs101: Beer makes typing an adventure
#47160
<Apollo7z7> your face looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver
#300792
<SterlingSilver> We got our report cards back last week. I'm not so great in school, so I did a D in one class. But I was totally okay with this when I realized that with the S (satisfactory) in chorus and the S in study hall, the first 6 grades on my report card spell "BADASS."
#57624
<Teepo_> thats ok.. i got a bill the other day.. and i didn't have enough money to pay for it right away
<Teepo_> and without thinking.. i went online to try to buy money
<Teepo_> i was like. WTF.. this isn't an online game
<Teepo_> this is real life
#7565
<rbgrn> I HAVE ONE GOD DAMN THING TO SAY
<rbgrn> The author put up $10,000 for anyone that could find any hole in qmail over the coarse of 2 years
<rbgrn> no one did.
<foop> because nobody cared
#28828
<Nimduin> I'm black. In a white kind of way.
<Nimduin> At least, I have a black sweatshirt.
<doobedoobedoo> You're whiter than milk!
<spunky> And fattier than Cream.
#2310
<CYBORG> who is an amateur of SAILING ? message me..
<CYBORG> i am planning my most incredible experience... soon......
<CYBORG> i need brave partener....
<CYBORK> for wild sea adventure........
#194565
<protospork> I just clicked on a random image link in a conversation about cocks
<protospork> man that was smart
#22596
<Amora_Bunny> Dragon is my pet bitch
<Dr4g0n> nope
<Dr4g0n> yep
#29016
« @mokujin_ » they should make sperm-powered cars. solve the energy crisis right away
#50229
(NES) I'm thinkg we should buy the condoms in bulk from costco
(Emmers) I won't need any *grins*
(NES) you're good at pulling out?
(Emmers) I'm a girl.
(NES) wtf
#28310
<antiuser> man
<antiuser> flash is like sméagol
<antiuser> the first time you get a bit worried
<antiuser> the second time it's all nice
<antiuser> then the third time it wants to KILL MASTER
#25011
[noddingGeek] lowkey: Yeah shes bringing a different friend this time...
[lowkey] noddingGeek: that's good. you can use the same moves again.
[noddingGeek] lowkey: I don't have any moves...
[lowkey] noddingGeek: damn. come up with some quick.
[noddingGeek] lowkey: ...I talked about my pcmcia ethernet card...
[noddingGeek] They didn't seem to care for it...
[jimmiejaz] were you passionate about it?
[noddingGeek] Yeah I was like "I CAN'T FIND MY MOTHERFUCKING ETHERNET CARD!"
[noddingGeek] Really pissed off like that..
[jimmiejaz] perfect.
[noddingGeek] Then they told me to get off the computer...
[jimmiejaz] and you said you were trying?
[noddingGeek] jimmiejaz: yeah thats exactly what I said....
#7854
[Zaun] Zoid?
[Zoid] Yes?
[Zaun] Have you ever been to Vegas?
[Zoid] No
[Zaun] Let me rephrase that. Have you ever paid for sex?
#7359
* stormo is potentially cosplaying at manifest this year
<DannyS> stormo: you'll still lose all respect
<DannyS> i mean, it's like voluntarily going out in front of traffic and ramming a set of computer speakers up your arse
<DannyS> except the latter gets you more friends and respect
#51593
Florgenblorken: did i tell you my cousin ran away
Caracarn52: nope
Caracarn52: Go on.
Florgenblorken: hes like a drug addict and just bad news in general, and he hates his parents. so i hear from my dad last week he ran off with 1200$ and has been gone for about half a week. but heres the fucked up part. he asked me last time i saw him, "hey dude ive been thinking of running off think i should?" and me being an idiot says, "yeah man sure why not" since i thought he was joking
Florgenblorken: whoops
#3938
<sTek> "ONLY FRIENDS", i hate those two words
<sTek> even worse than "im pregnant"
#26343
<ModIWD> these girl scouts on this box almost look old enough
<ModIWD> to uh
<ModIWD> be selling cookies
#32797
<+BalefireX> dont you want to bait so bad?
<+digital_mana> it looks fun :)
<+error> looks boring
<+error> that was like stuff I did when I was 10.
<+BalefireX> pretend to be a chick and pick up pedos?
<+error> No, pretended I was a chick and talked to lesbians
<+BalefireX> haha
<+error> I'm serious.
<+error> The worse part is running into other guys that they're pretending to be chicks too.
<+BalefireX> hahahaha
<+BalefireX> and how do you identify them
<+error> i'd tell them i'm a guy, and then would go "oh shit, i'm a guy too"
<+digital_mana> hahaha
<+digital_mana> thats awesome
<+BalefireX> whenwould you tell them this?
<+error> at the end of course
#54790
Trey: I want to play games like Half-Life 2 at full settings and shit, what card do I need?
Amarok: So what about HDD fluid? Do you have enough of that? Because you don't want it to seize up and die right?
Trey: oh shit, I'll grab some of that when I go get some more blinker fluid at Wal-mart tomorrow
Amarok: blinker fluid?
Amarok: what the fuck is blinker fluid?
Trey: what the fuck is HDD fluid?
Amarok: Its the fluid that makes the tiny little wheels turn so that your data can be read.
Trey: oh, I thought you were joking
Trey: You don't have to buy that shit do you, I've never even heard of it
Amarok: ...
Amarok: you tool
Trey: fuck it's not real is it
Trey: goddamn
#28852
<Mr_Rabies> that is proper
<Mr_Rabies> woot.
<Parak> mrproper?
<Parak> did you make a booboo in your source tree? :/
* Parak stabs self
* technodrone stabs Parak
<Mr_Rabies> oe noes
<Mr_Rabies> parak committed seppuku
* Mr_Rabies bukkake
* Mr_Rabies bukkake
<technodrone> you need like, 20 guys for a real bukkake
<technodrone> and youre just one, small, man
<Mr_Rabies> <technodrone> you need like, 20 guys for a real bukkake
<Mr_Rabies> <technodrone> and youre just one, small, man
<Mr_Rabies> not if you have 20 penises
<Mr_Rabies> all arranged in a circular pattern.
<janitorbob> but do you have 20 prostates
<Temujin> or don't fap for 20 days to save up
<technodrone> penis gatling gun ?
<Mr_Rabies> no they're like
<technodrone> like cow's utter ?
<Mr_Rabies> a bunch of penises... in a WTF WHY AM I EXPLAINING THIS SHIT
<Reptile> i knew i should have just closed irc
<technodrone> it stirrs up chan's interest
* Defenestrator comes back to the channel... and quickly leaves again