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#17868
<RadAghazt> I bought rice vinegar to make sushi. Now to figure out how.
<RadAghazt> Ok.
<RadAghazt> There are instructions on the bottle, but...
<RadAghazt> they're in Japanese.
<RadAghazt> At least I think they're instructions.
<RadAghazt> This might say "death to all gaijin with this poisoned export rice vinegar" for all I know.
#41975
<CXI> shit, I was great at minesweeper
<CXI> I should've been in nam
Comment: #geekissues
#297445
<tscmga?> hi, i am just trying to register a new account on ubuntu forum
<tscmga?> it ask me a question
<tscmga?> What color is an orange?
#112
<Amanda`> 'THE HELL..? IS 5 AM...GO THE HELL TO BED... IN TROUBLE YOU ARE...SPEECH MY SLURRED IS'
#194565
<protospork> I just clicked on a random image link in a conversation about cocks
<protospork> man that was smart
#22967
<sKarab> wtf is a pap smear anyway? <sKarab> it sounds nasty <sKarab> like the sound of plastic hitting moist vagina <sKarab> PAP! <sKarab> ssssmmmeeaaarrrrr
#3027
<@MF_Nazi> I bet Rob wants to date a girl named Rob so he can scream his own name during sex
#54839
<karaipantsu> augh
<karaipantsu> I've been up since 3 in the morning today, and needed some something to keep me awake, ya?
<karaipantsu> So I go to the coffee room, and I'm like, "Oh hey, a big bowl of sugar", and dumped a bunch in my mouth.
<karaipantsu> Non-dairy creamer. D:
#2888
<AnGeLFiRe> go screw a dog
<Pharaohe> come over to my house then babe
#303685
<@esch> I'm going to go as a philosophical zombie for halloween this year
<@p_g_p> MIIIIIIINDS
#301132
Meudi: Dude, I think I fell asleep
CSpatriot: Why do you think that?
Meudi: Because I woke up
#56642
@[BONFIRE] just got the best question ever
@[BONFIRE] by some n00b
@[BONFIRE] whos trying to install an old printer
@[BONFIRE] like 15 yo
@[BONFIRE] he doesnt know why it wont work
@[BONFIRE] it keep poping up with "new hardware found"
@[BONFIRE] and he clicks cancel
@[BONFIRE] cause its not new
@[BONFIRE] >_<
#39250
*** {in_a_game]LawOfDisorder (~hey@237.153.33.65.cfl.rr.com) has joined #doom3fortress
<{in_a_game]LawOfDisorder> anyone know how to bypass the CD requirement ??
<{in_a_game]LawOfDisorder> my cdrom is screwin up
<{in_a_game]LawOfDisorder> that or the game is
<ninja> or you didnt buy it
*** {in_a_game]LawOfDisorder (~hey@237.153.33.65.cfl.rr.com) has left #doom3fortress
Comment: #doom3fortress on GameSurge
#14485
<jodaro> hmm, my mom just invited me over for dinner
<jodaro> mm, free food
<stu> you mean your mum doesn't charge for dinner?
<jodaro> no
<stu> damn
#17346
<harb> I'm good at designing things, usually.
<harb> Implemting is another matter. :|
<harb> Implementing. blah.
<homeslice> Spelling also poses a problem.
#301436
<IndianaJones> name one thing that would not be improved by an infusion of Patrick Stewart voice
<IndianaJones> you can't, can you
<Lofn> I was going to say sex
<Lofn> but that would be a lie
<IndianaJones> MAKE IT SO
<IndianaJones> ENGAGE
Comment: #nerd on sorcery.net
#21800
»»»» Now talking in #Counter-Strike.net.
<FirebirdX> Counterstrike is for newbs
« iNothing » yep
<FirebirdX> Only people with small weiners play it
« iNothing » yep
<FirebirdX> Only people who enjoy having gay sex while in fox suits play it
« iNothing » yep
<FirebirdX> Only people who say 'yep' play it
« iNothing » maybe
<FirebirdX> blast! foiled again!
#148598
<LordLicorice> I made Goatse talk once
<LordLicorice> In a Scottish accent
<LordLicorice> There was some Budweiser thing
<LordLicorice> where you could upload your portrait
<LordLicorice> and assign eye points, lip points, etc.
<LordLicorice> and make yourself say things
<LordLicorice> so I uploaded Goatse
<LordLicorice> made him talk
<LordLicorice> chose Scottish accent
<LordLicorice> made him recite scripture about the End Times
#39816
* Helor is flipping through the defense force job search thingie....
* Helor blinks...why would the army employ musicians...o.O
<Penguinman_EXE> Target practice?
#296679
<@impossible> my buds and i share dedicated server hosting
<@impossible> so we all paypal our one friend for the monthly payment
<@impossible> so for the last four months it's been paypal messages like, "less teeth, more attentino to the balls"
<@impossible> and he got an email today saying his account has been permanently closed for adult services, which is a violation of paypal usage
#67780
--> Jebus (Jebus@2ee923c5.cpe.net.cable.f33844f1.com.hmsk) has joined #nightgig
<poinko> jebus
<poinko> there's a black car parked in front of my house with a guy sitting in it
<poinko> it's been there for a good 10 minutes
<poinko> WHAT DO I DO
<Jebus> fap
<poinko> that's the best advice i've received all day
#34981
Topper always thought "concentration camp" sounded amusing. A load of Jews all sat thinking really hard about something
#301609
<redcurl> i have successfully creeped myself out to the point i can't sleep
<redcurl> i was reading an article about stange things, like the bermuda triangle and they mentioned shadow people
<redcurl> you ever see something out of the corner of your eye? like a person or something but it's not there when you turn to look? or it walks through a wall or something?
<TMH> only when i'm baked as hell
<redcurl> we used to have that really bad at my old house- there was a long hallway all the rooms were off and if you were at the kitchen table you'd see someone walk from room to room without anyone else there.
<redcurl> i hadn't thought about it in years.
<redcurl> so now i'm all creeped out
<TMH> shadow people coming to get youuuuuuu
<redcurl> SHUT UP
<TMH> actually no really have you thought about them
<TMH> if they hide a lot maybe they just want to be left alone
<TMH> and if they can walk through physical objects then surely they can't actually touch physical objects
<TMH> how do they live? how do they eat? do they reproduce?
<redcurl> shush
<TMH> MAYBE THEY REPRODUCE BY SLEEPING WITH US
<redcurl> i don't want to think about it. i'll get more creeped out.
<TMH> oh god oh god oh god
<TMH> ever had a really good sex dream?
<TMH> SHADOW PEOPLE
<redcurl> STEVE WHY ARE YOU BEING MEAN
<redcurl> WAAAAAH
#32541
*** Joins: evilmark (evilmark@monkfish.gusset.org)
*** RyanOC sets mode: +o evilmark
<evilmark> tar
<adama> zxvf
<IMF2000> ./configure
<adama> --prefix=/usr/local
<IMF2000> vi README
<adama> :q
<IMF2000> vi INSTALL
<adama> :q
<evilmark> none of you people are normal
<IMF2000> make
<adama> && make install
<IMF2000> su root
<adama> rm -rf /
<IMF2000> doh.
<IMF2000> shutdown -h now
<adama> KERNEL PANIC
<IMF2000> cd /pub | more beer
#61545
<+DaDead> are you hot?
< sadaiy> if i was hot i wouldn't be looking for friends over the net