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#9526
<MadMax> press the Alt key.
<MadMax> Once.
<MadMax> press the left arrow key
<MadMax> Once
<MadMax> press the down arrow key
<MadMax> then you should get a list...
<MadMax> ?
<MadMax> that works for me at least..
<Altariel> that takes me into the tools menu
<MadMax> which left are you going 8p
<Altariel> oh fuck
#9192
<les_savy_fav> all i know is mr.Ed was really a mr, because he went on to have a distinguished career as a porno actor in denmark
#299847
<nathan> What's so offensive about meatspin
<tonyb> Its one of two things
<tonyb> Either the ugly font
<tonyb> Or the spinning penis
#5314
<McMoo> i think i dislocated my esophagus
<josho-> fix it with everclear
#8271
*** Haggis has quit IRC (Quit: Sometimes I try to masturbate long words into a conversation. Even if I dont know what they mean.)
#295523
<Rocks_the_Keys> noooooooo red ring of death on my xbox
<Rocks_the_Keys> anyone know how to play .avi movies on a wii?
<Keevan> put a laptop on top of the wii
#118322
<jumpatrain> i never got an answer to what P really is
<Mephisto> jumpatrain: it can mean p-value
<jumpatrain> what does p-value usually refer to in a medical study?
<Kasadkad> man I hope my doctors don't go onto IRC and ask what the letters in their studies mean
Comment: #math
#17093
<phr0id> anyone have e-txr2.001?, im on 56k
<juntog> that's like asking "anyone want to have sex? I have aids!"
#192072
<Jiro> I've used a lubed banana before..
<Wolven> ...
<TR> Jiro... tmi
<TR> Although I bet you couldnt do it half as well with the skin off :P
<Jiro> actually it was with the skin off..
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<Jiro> I got it in, clenched & broke the damn thing in half & had to go to the toilet to shit out half a banana
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Comment: #NorthernFurs on FurNet
#4696
<DML> Heh... my sister just IM'd me. My sister is cool and shit. I wish I could be eclectic, funky, and well-adjusted
<Drusilla> we do too, Dan.
<tieboy> well, 0 out of 3 ain't bad
#36288
<tammy> why do guys always try to act so macho all the time
<vercetti> because we're rugged!
<vercetti> now if you'll excuse me, I have to go sort my wash and wear from my delicates :D
#14102
<dphead> I think my cat is sick :(
<phunqe> Why?
<dphead> It's all twitchy and stuff...
<phunqe> I'm sure it's just lagged.
<phunqe> Check its fps.
#106799
<Emmles> Guess what?
<Stueh> What?
<Emmles> I just had my first pee as an 18 year old
<Emmles> It was intense.
#15448
<[mac]> whats virii?
<[mac]> the linux txt editor?
#6869
* BrooKiki is NOT a bad person.
BrooKiki: I'm not even a mean person. In fact, if people like that were drowned at birth like they SHOULD be, I'd be Miss Freaking Congeniality, dammit!
#33174
<HongXianShi> Is it a boy skeleton or a girl skeleton? :)
<Antimatter> how the hell can you tell?
<HongXianShi> Subtle differences in skull shape
<HongXianShi> And pelvic bones
<Kurt> you aren't a doctor, so you have no clue
<expohirma> hong: you're relying on the fact that it is a human
<expohirma> or that all humanoids follow roughly human anatomical structure
<HongXianShi> Most do, hence being called humanoids ;)
<expohirma> not necessarily bone structure
<expohirma> just shape.
<Kurt> halflings have an exoskeleton
<Kurt> that looks like skin
<Kurt> and a caramel centre
#32044
<+DoomSooth> I went to Providence Middle School in Virginia.
<+DoomSooth> The cheerleaders had PMS in big letters on their uniforms.
#92673
<Sanguini> I'm pretty sure I didn't just piss on my dog
<Sanguini> Seriously, I just took her out, waited for her to piss, pissed in another direction, and she WALKED AROUND IN FRONT OF ME underneath my urine spray, but I didn't hear it stop hitting the ground, and she feels dry
<Sanguini> Idiot dog
#7200
<zhix> logicbox - sarenna lee rocks you.. she's just so.. bountiful!
<zhix> I could literally get lost in her bosom.
<zhix> I'd accidently drop my bagel in there and end up falling in..
<barkode> barkode: JOSH, ARE YOU OKAY DOWN THERE? zhix: I'M FINE. GO AWAY. barkode: I'LL GET HELP. zhix: DON'T YOU DARE FUCKER. LEAVE ME HERE.
#170338
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#310861
<jacquilyn> Eh. Being kicked out of the lab.
<Agent_Orange> wear pants next time. They like that
<Leth> agt: but the sign only reads "No Shirts, No Shoes, No Service." Pants aren't ever mentioned
<Agent_Orange> leth: I've tried that argument many times and it *usually* ends in bitter disappointment
#305702
<+Polynomial> my favourite pastime when I worked as a techie was putting horse porn in random system folders on customer machines
<+Polynomial> it surved two purposes
<+Polynomial> first it was funny as fuck if they found it
<+Polynomial> second it meant I could tell which ones I'd serviced before
#309833
<heddwch> brb, taking out the trash as my moment of productivity for the day
#7604
<CellY> so yesterday the gay mailman who wears daisy dukes says to me
<CellY> "You get alot of packages, you must have discoverd ebay"
<CellY> I say no I discoverd state wide drug distribution rings
<pagan> LOL
<CellY> he just siad have a nice day
#13405
<Synikal> i do lawns
<mikeyjone> plz no sexual preferences
<Synikal> i do like 2 every day almost
<mikeyjone> one day you'll answer the door and a small blade of grass will be there saying "daddy?"
<Synikal> lol