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#117933
<+MMDE> i was supposed to scare my lil bro who was lying in the bed in the dark
<+MMDE> but it was my mom... and i placed my hands on both her tits
<+MMDE> she didnt have on anything
<+MMDE> they're hot
<+Yumichika> u make me feel normal MMDE
Comment: irc.p2p-network.net/#demonoid
#4762
<tatsumi> I wish I could look up and see the stars.
<Toen> you can, if you go outside
<tatsumi> ...... go where?
#39926
<ircToonz> I like pot more than beer because I don't wake up in my own vomit when I smoke to much pot
#302477
< Glayde|w> i remember telling a friend 'you have to register your nickname'
< Glayde|w> the next day he tells me how he registered mirc
#300060
<@g3nocide> I must warm my wrists up for some counter strike source
<@g3nocide> back in 30 seconds
<ne0n> he means he's gonna masturbate.
#7769
<n> hi...okay, i know exactly what i want!...you should be older than myself...larger in stature than me...preferably Well~Hung..intelligent..cool..funloving..easy going..gentle with a firm touch..you should just relish the the role of Top Daddy who takes what he wants!...me: i am Totally shaved and smooth all over(everywhere!)..soft smooth tanned complexion..i LOVE wearing sexy little panties and being playfully~submissive to your advances in an almost femme manner
<n> lol
<booger> i wonder how she shaves around her own asshole
<booger> thats gotta hurt
<pat> nair?
<booger> what if she gets nair up her ass?
<pat> e-mail her and find out
<n> uhm
<n> thats a he
<booger> OMG
#2093
<dr_tril> i wanna be bruce lee
<aNuBiS-> i wanna fuck his tight chinese ass
<ChewToy> ok that's a visual i didn't need anubis
<ChewToy> what is it with you and homosexuals this morning?
<dr_tril> or what is it with him and homosexuals every morning
#277257
<JSensebe> We've gone from Jesus to cockbacon in under half an hour. Good work, people.
#6205
<barkode> if redhat is ever running on a space shuttle, you can sleep well
knowing it's probably running imap2, and we can all go IRC from it.
#33819
<Zardoz> Damn those blow-up sheep.
<Zardoz> I got fucking TWO of them for my 21st.
<Zardoz> wtf.
<Zardoz> from DIFFERENT PEOPLE !
#181037
<IMP`> hey guys i got a question, who remembers which way you twist a ball mouse's bottom thing so that the ball comes out?
<IMP`> is it the direction of the arrow, or opposite the arrow?
#7111
<PyroP> My sister has freinds over. They're banging the piano.
<piman> PyroP, Uh...
<aer> I see..
<PyroP> ^banging^banging on
#4916
<Polytope> tetris is so unrealistic
#58565
<s1r> so i thought i was listening to some grungy, industrial-goth-metal mix for the last two hours.
<s1r> turns out my radio just has really shitty reception.
#36404
<Nyschashi-Seikun> and i dont let people borrow my games
<Nyschashi-Seikun> it would be like letting them borrow my penis
<Nyakhe> ...
<Nyschashi-Seikun> im too attached to them
#35800
TheAntiCrust: WTF is an installshield??? To defend me vs. the install dragon?
#3787
<Dst> revenge is sweet
<Dst> revenge is a dish best served cold
<Dst> ergo; revenge is ice cream
<Joshua> peanut butter is good, boobies are good, therefore boobies are peanut butter
<Dst> i like your twisted logic there
<Joshua> i like boobies.
#15785
<b00m> i once got a virus that opened and shut my cd drive and i was like wtf... i ended up taping it shut until i wiped my computer
#1096
<aaronx`> anybody got a serial number for nero burning rom?
<maff> J0-0MU5-T-B34W-4R3Z-D0-0D works
<aaronx`> dosent work for me...
<aaronx`> bah
<aaronx`> thats not a freakin serial
#50516
<Merturk_NB> lets see how these new speakers work
<sidewinder> by vibration, just like the old ones
<Merturk_NB> work good
<sidewinder> that's nice
#8253
<Hamsters> is there any tips that i can pass my writen test?
<shagman> hamsters, learn english
#13097
<Beedub> How the fuck do I get into IRC?
<Swigh> You dumb fuck
#42935
<aeon> you know its going to be a bad day when a lesbian calls you at 2 in the afternoon, thinking she's pregnant
Comment: #adium on Freenode.
#30416
<pyxl> my schedule says I'm taking physics this year
<matterless> Good, it builds character.
<pyxl> your sympathy is overwhelming
#52304
<Kasyx> How do you circumsize a redneck?
<Kasyx> kick his sister in the jaw
<Ceno> but rednecks don't have teeth?
<Kasyx> touche