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#12321
* Joins: pSYKOSONIK (Enigma@xxx.ipt.aol.com)
<Lan> I figured he'd have a little "p".
#1337
<Sharkey> Bah. Searching for 'harlequin hentai' on google turns up my own page at the top of the list.
<Sharkey> This is happening me increasingly often when I go looking for stuff.
#4076
*** BlackDeth (xxdethxx@res135a-026.rh.rit.edu) has joined #snogs
<tyne> uh
<tyne> who are u?
<matts> BlackDeth on #snogs @#songs
<BlackDeth> hypr told me to do it
<BlackDeth> i dont know how well you guys know him
<BlackDeth> but you probably realize he isn't the greatest typer/speller!
<matts> HAHAHA
<hypr> shut up flamer
<BlackDeth> so i joined #songs first when he said #snogs
#590
<Zen> I wonder what flavor of Windows they're going to run on Xbox..
<Yohoma> hopefully AOL 7.0 is out by the, i wanna play gamez online
#7316
<alisia> I'm fat
<dave> you're not fat you fat ass
#1916
-PDC:#windowsnt- MCSE = Must Consult Someone Experienced
(L0ki) MCSE=Mindsweeper Consultant and Solitare Expert
(nexxai) MCSE = Must Consult (with) Someone Else
#295558
<@Xilas> so....I use plagiarism all the time in my papers. I just reword it.
<@Xilas> Even Einstein said "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
<@Rican> Yeah, well from what I've seen so far.. you're pretty horrible a it.
#18869
<hoho> i wonder where skorn and iceman are
<hoho> i think they both got arrested by the FBI
<prophet> haaa
<NickBlasta> probably
<NickBlasta> jeep must have ratted cause of the 10gb of vids of jeeps mom skorn had
<isajeep> w...t...h?
<NickBlasta> oh hey jeep didnt see you there
<isajeep> *grumble*
#31803
<tangent3> george bush wants to send missions to moons and the mars
<tangent3> i think the search for weapons of mass destruction is getting desperate
#514
<Lathari> jack your ethernet into my ass and we'll have ourselves a REAL Lan party.
#45562
Gluctotion: ive determined that tis was just a shakespearian typo
#16758
{Plag} i liked women at 13
{Plag} even 11
{Pest} i liked woman since third grade
{Beat-Boy} ive liked men since i saw your sister
#56208
Teloch: i was helping my tech teacher out a few days in july or so
Teloch: and
Teloch: i got some calls
Teloch: from potential customers
Teloch: and one of them was this little boy who couldn't have been more than six or seven
Teloch: and he was almost in TEARS
Teloch: "everything i type is in caps what do i do my moms goinng to kill me"
#55560
<MTRH> Ooops.
<MTRH> CPU 1C, GPU 2C, HD 9C.
<MTRH> Forgot laptop outside.
#299613
<Stormscape> Yo dawg we heard you like Macs so we only put one pedal in your car
#1069
<orion`-`-> what the fuck
<orion`-`-> i think the icecream truck just hit a kid
<orion`-`-> brbrb
#16285
* KnacK is busy studying for his urine test
* Fembot notes Knack failed his last test -- he kept peeking @ the guy beside him.
#137188
< Vertelemming> Either your keyboard is broken, you're drunk, or you're drunk and your keyboard is broken.
< loft306> nuether
#301939
<@Krillin|Leach> The only thing that should not be downloaded for free is tax preparation software. I trust my Russian hacker/cracker group friends with a lot, but not my real name, social security number, place of employment, and yearly income figures
#14538
<usrg> cigarettes are carcinogenic, too
<oink2u> actually, it's the smoke that you inhale from the cigarette that's carcinogenic
<usrg> well DUH :-P
<usrg> you don't eat the damn thing!
#296710
<Bapa> Hello beautiful, flawless people of #MOOP.
<godsprophet> sorry, none of those people are here right now
<godsprophet> please leave a message after the long, awkward silence
<Bapa> What makes it awkward?
<sui> i'm naked.
#1590
<Camo> wiz
<Camo> have you ever gotten something taken away from you by the principal in middle school?
<Wizkid`> yes, my virginity
#5309
<Zexion> Jewdass: well thats what I do when I want to get totally wasted... get some GOOD pot and drink a LOT of GOOD vodka
<|Ogreboy|> <Zexion> we call those weekdays
#52891
<JimmyJ> Ken: Your sister is so damn hot... I want to rape her for hours and hours...
<Ken1> AutoReply from Ken1: I am currently away, but my sister would be happy to give me your message.
<JimmyJ> OH CRAP!
#19407
[igossip] <Xyzzy@Frontiers> antiterrorism training 101: in each of the following situations, think of what choices the hero of an action movie would make, and dont do that