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#31211
<gorilla> if i added up all the penis enlargement emails i have, i would be entitled to, with a money back guarantee, a 14 foot 9 inch penis
Comment: #gtaforums @ irc.mikernet.org
#309830
< MadCamel> back in the day I used to go to sleep with bots running and get an SMS alarm on my phone when GMs would show up to talk to me. I could talk back via SMS too. That passed every botcheck because everything was screwed up back then and they were not allowed to use their judgment.. even though my clients were CLEARLY automated.
< MadCamel> That wouldn't fly now. That's a good thing. Heh.
< t3st3r> Hmm, reasonable :)
< V0id> MadCamel: because now you're too old to wake up within 2mins? :D
< MadCamel> V0id: that too! lol
#33614
<aphr0> hm
<aphr0> 785 copies of winrar are now opening
<aphr0> damn shitty mouse
#1615
<eastjinx> from 19 to now, my world has completely changed
<DigDug> my world changes every 6 months :[
<|steve|> the world has changed 3 times since the last time i been out
<sev> world changes for me everyday
<|steve|> but our penis size stays the same
#18126
<Carlton>I see someone walking down the street wearing all black I think, "Probably has a favourite Linux distribution."
#12088
<DrStrange> i want to be sodomized by lezbians with strap on pickles.
#310545
<excron> When I mentioned IRC to my therapist he put away his notebook and got out his calendar.
#310844
<wabewalkr> Oh, I dunno. Ignorance is bliss.
<zompist> then why aren't more people happy?
#6824
<@Logan> I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident.
<@Logan> I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?"
#118241
<Ves> Curt teh Juggler: our graduation ceremony was today, and right when some gamer nerd got his diploma, someone in the audience played the zelda "get item" music and he did the zelda spin-hold-out-item stance
<Ves> Curt teh Juggler: it was quite possibly the most amazing thing ever.
Comment: #dirt - Timboss
#85808
<DaveLegg> police van just stopped outside for a minute lol
* DaveLegg closed utorrent
Comment: irc.kick-ban.me.uk #kick-ban
#37835
<Bikke> Whoah, I'm in better shape than I'd expected.
<Bikke> 3 miles plus 6-700 vertical feet in like 20 mins
<GauHelldragon> that is a very impressive jump :o
#46079
<reddave1982> I got the 24-hr garage night shift blues
<Langly> what planet are you on that has 24 hour nights?
<microwiz> are there parts of earth that are dark for 24h? i know there are parts that are light for 24h
<FMalibu> well yes one implies the other
<FMalibu> probably antarctica or something is pretty much dark all day long by now?
* FMalibu imagines what kind of night shifts they have there...
<FMalibu> right, you'll be on pinguin duty...
<microwiz> PENGUIN GARAGE
<Langly> Terrapin Garage
<microwiz> insert "it looks like you blew a seal" joke here
#28335
<McMoo> i've just learned that cars will always either 1. not look where they're going at all, 2. not see you, or most commonly 3. not give a fuck that you're there
<Mootar> or, in the case of old people, try to hit the brake and end up on the accelorator
#30249
<redoz> it should be illegal to release games in the middle of midterms
#2316
<sceptre70> anybody here know how i can get laid or eat out a pussy without spending money msg me
#16883
[#perl]
<fraggle> how many days does it take to compile perl 5.6.1 on a 486?
<diclophis> haha
#291749
<+Max[Tea`age]> just sneezed my headphones across the room
#31247
<Supra87T> aw, for shits sake!
<Snipa> what?
<Supra87T> remember sarah? well, the other night we fucked, and now i have to get tested for aids.
<Snipa> Think positive
<Supra87T> fuck you man, thats not even funny
#8508
<dr_rotcod> hm thats a toughie
<dr_rotcod> everything ive learned about relationships i learned from 'friends'
<dr_rotcod> "just do what ross did"
#37866
<_Goofyman> 13.33 for 25 knives
<_Goofyman> I have a question
<_Goofyman> What kind of shit quality are these things?
<PPM> Well, certain people need to buy knives in bulk for cheap.
<PPM> Like ninjas.
#7156
<vas> my dad recons i dont look up porn
<vas> cuase i tell him it would come up on the bill if i do so
#305552
<Millions> wafn has nothing because he is a decrepit fraud whose only claim to fame is sustenance on cat food in abandoned libraries in the jungle
<wafn> I never ate cat food fuck you
<Millions> why not
<wafn> no can opener
#26299
<DarkSmile> I have no soul, either
<DarkSmile> I gave mine to a girl
<DarkSmile> She was like: "And?"
<DarkSmile> Bitch.
#105
<Theseus-> i love funk music so much... that sometimes i wish i was black and then i remember that i might want to get a job some day