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#2315
<TheDeity> It's like there is a party in my mouth, and everyone is throwing up
#303251
<Justice> music is like sex, for every person paying for it, there's a thousand who don't
* Isamu shares CDs with his mom
#295273
<%Friedrich_Engels> i'm fairly convinced a ghost did not steal your weed
#44953
<beafet> gender neutral name
<Buliwif> kelly
<Buliwif> gene
<WeirdHat> randy
<Buliwif> Randy: ok for a guy... porn star future for a chick
<WeirdHat> my mom's name is randy
<Buliwif> ......
#4158
* cococutie does the deaf hottie victory dance :)
<Rhelik> cococutie: deaf hottie? why deaf?
<estranger> Rhelik: mainly cus she can't hear =)
#298889
<fahadsadah> "Free delivery on orders over £25 when collecting in store" < asda.co.uk
#42189
<Kate-> why are wikien-l discussing how to revolutionise western civilisation or something?
<jeromin> wikipedia does that to people :)
<AdamBishop> because everyone knows internet mailing lists are the appropriate space to begin sweeping social change
* Grunt smirks.
<adiabatic> Of course. Just ask moveon.org.
Comment: #wikipedia@irc.freenode.net
#4170
<morte> Jesus Peanut Butter Cups: Little pieces of the Son of God in a milk chocolate cup! There's no wrong way to eat a Jesus!
#56878
<Turtles> I really wouldn't mind if an old lady took a dump on my chest.
<Lovespuds> ...
<Lovespuds> ...Dude.
<Turtles> Er.
<Turtles> That was the wrong window.
<Lovespuds> Turtles, there is no such thing as the right window for that.
#28993
<Yamatto> note to self
<Yamatto> shave before leaving hotel tomorrow so as not to scare the little children
<Stikes> taken too many ways :(
* Magus snickers
<Yamatto> my face you bastards
<Yamatto> my face
#44276
<@TimJohnson> im going to try and cook bacon on my george format grill
<@TimJohnson> yeyah
* Dudette formats the grill
<%Sunbun> the George Format Grill: Knocks out the FAT32
Comment: #theromcafe
#140839
<snow_> going to go watch this video about a guy who masturbates
<snow_> 12+ times a day
<snow_> some uk channel 5 documentary called "i can't stop masturbating"
<snow_> this gay looking dude just wacked it in the bathroom of a convenience store
<snow_> and they got it on camera
<snow_> of like his upper body
<snow_> and him jacking away
<snow_> why did i download this
#26310
<Ronald_MacK> I need more RAM.
<Ronald_MacK> Wait, no.
<Ronald_MacK> I need a girlfriend, so I won't be on the computer so much, and thereby it won't need more RAM.
#296104
Forggy: my kitten is almost cat sized now
CorbinFox: uh oh, better put it in the freezer then. the cold makes things contract
CorbinFox: that way you can keep it as a kitten forever!
Forggy: you can't play with my kitten anymore ok?
CorbinFox aw :(
#302397
<DOZ> they're doing heat jokes man
<DOZ> that's not cool
<LS> I have absolute zero tolerance for those
#50381
<themole> I was thinking of quiting my job at target
<soapy> you should look into getting a job at goatse
<soapy> I heard they have a large opening
#53829
<Kedrot> man, i think i'm catching teh ghey
<hey> sadly noticing early symptoms wont help
Comment: #geekissues EfNET
#53289
<Cinsu> I'd love to see a warning on something where the background is flashing black and white and the text is flashing blue and red and it says "WARNING: If you are prone to epileptic seizures..."
#8789
<Stain> when i was 8 i still thought girls were the enemy. Now, 12 years later, i'm fucking one.
<HailBrak> stain: an 8 year old girl?
<Idioteq> WITH A KNIFE
#28684
<Lilmissdjgrl> Do you want a cookie?
<EvilCouch> no thanks, I've got directories full of them
#567
[02:46am] [+oc] earlier when my video card wasnt working i started crying seriously
#2460
<Ortem> You see...My penis is very much like a sherbert dib dab
<Graeme> short, thin, soft and often in children's mouths.
#4613
<SoulBain> I think my keyboard's unplugged.
#11222
e l i t e m r p (11:56:26 PM): 80 dagrees 95% humidity
Tom McFarlin 4 (11:56:50 PM): yesterday it was 90 deg and 90humidity here
Tom McFarlin 4 (11:56:53 PM): so i can relate
e l i t e m r p (11:57:47 PM): yeah but im wearing a 300 pound suit of lard
#308868
<crikes> connection issues: the musical
<crikes> the protagonist enters stage left then exists immediately
<crikes> this continues for two hours
<crikes> it proves to be a massive hit