Random | Latest | Best | Full Site
#304862
<FuegoFish> Natural Weapon basically has the following options: imitating an Arcane spell, or being a built-in Martial weapon
<FuegoFish> which means that yes you could have gunhands if you wanted
<FuegoFish> or a crossbow for a dick
Comment: #partyhard, irc.synirc.net
#4839
<Soronel> Just so everyone knows, if a life suddenly appears, I have dibs
<Soronel> I'm not likely to get one otherwise
#56254
<[4D]Prontera> ..I wonder if how you drive indicates what your IQ is ;)
<Blade|> i guess you drive slow to represent yours
#11257
<c_thur> god i hate my roomates GF
<c_thur> if she was non existant
<c_thur> there would be no hand jobs behind me
#3377
[20:21] <Wabajape> how many gbas did you buy?
[20:21] <KidHype> 2
[20:22] <KidHype> his and hers
[20:22] <Wabajape> none for the kids?
[20:22] <KidHype> we are the kids
#62385
<lemur> wow
<burgizzly> what?
<lemur> i just lamed myself out real baaad
<burgizzly> wqhy
<lemur> well you know how after you jerk off, you can't really pee straight?
<burgizzly> of course...
<lemur> yeah well that was happening to me, only i couldnt remember last time i'd jacked off.
<lemur> it was driving me fuckin nuts trying to work out when i could possibly have pleased myself.
<lemur> seriously
<lemur> like an hour later i was still really worried cause i thought i'd contracted some self-pleasuring split personality disorder thing!
<burgizzly> sooo?
<burgizzly> you worked it out?
<lemur> haha yeah i'd had sex like 20 minutes before :/
<burgizzly> fuck you
#4471
<the_Speed_Bump> I can't imagine a conversation that covers both philosophy and shit without being terribly disjointed.
<the_Speed_Bump> "So, what do you think of God?" "I just took the hugest shit ever!"
#27373
<CommanderStab> ICH BIN NICHT EIN KARTOFELE
<duckroll> you are aware you just said 'i am not a potato' right?
<CommanderStab> NEIN
<duckroll> k
#4382
<Euri> When I was 20 (still worked as a waiter), I went out to eat with a friend at a nice-ish restaurant. There was a guy with his girlfriend/mistress/cheap hooker in front of me yelling at the hostess because they took 10 minutes to bring his food to him. So, I went up and asked him how he was doing, and why he didn't call.. and asked if his rash was clearing up.
#307714
<Rose> A friend told me about how Papa John's has a Christian slant like Chick Fil A and I had never heard of them having such a thing.
<Rose> So I order Papa John's tonight.
<Rose> THE PIZZA GUY INVITES ME TO CHURCH.
#42659
<RHX> Winamp playing: Various - The Waterboys / Whole of the M
<RHX> ID3 tags don't get the whole of the na
#8265
* The_Paco went to the GE appliance store today, crouch-walked up to one of the large black super-fridges, ran my hand over it while humming the theme to 2001, stood up, and smacked my bud... they threw us out shortly thereafter.
#4486
* F9|Zzz [ Your Mother - Intimate Moaning and Groaning (Live Version).mp3 ]
#2151
<Kashan> I've stuck plenty of stuff up my ass and it's never been anything but apinful
<Gayo> Kashan, there's a big difference between good anal sex and sticking things up your ass.
#52830
ryeenae: what's up with Vossoughi's wierd accent?
mentalpeter1212: it's Iranian
ryeenae: so, where is she from? Irania?
mentalpeter1212: it's Iran, dipshit
#14572
<hewbert> goths have been progressivly wearing less clothing as the years have gone by
<hewbert> how shamless!
<hewbert> they should be progressivly wearing more and MORE clothing
<hewbert> until they are bundled up with 200 pound parkas
<Unfy> they would have names like goth_eskimo_69
<hewbert> you could save on facepaint by using snow
#30522
<BusyChild> i hate it when youre just flirting with a girl and you poke her on accident
#309086
Charlie: next door have been drilling for like 2weeks non stop
Charlie: what the fuck are they making
Richard: holes
#8605
<Primal[Djedi]> rent: am i in rnd1...my wife wants to know NOW
<tiepilot> I told you Primal, you should fuck the wife inbetween rounds
#9406
<vim> heh, no wonder i cant hear shit... trying to play this damn redhat cd.
#4363
<taz> 0x0020 5018 2238 83c7 0000 4745 5420 6874 7470 P."8....GET.http
<taz> 0x0030 3a2f 2f77 7777 2e69 6b65 612e 636f 2e75 ://www.ikea.co.u
<taz> 0x0040 6b2f 7072 6f64 7563 745f 7072 6573 656e k/product_presen
<taz> 0x0050 7461 ta
<taz> muha
* taz snooping mothers network traffic
#40652
jill ea: after great and lengthy procedures taking an excruciating two hours i finally figured it out. woo! all for 3 seconds of glory.
nyis024: sounds like my sex life
#33101
<Trigun_> I hate Anger mangement class
<Recon> heh
<Recon> i can tell its really working :|
#16781
<Edge> i am right when I say there's no other reasonable explanation for anakin and amidala bringing R2D2 to naboo if not to shoot some really nasty homemade holographic porn?
#296752
Heratique: i should go to bed
Heratique: goddammit I lack even the motivation to sleep!
Yuzaan: wow
Yuzaan: my kinda woman