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#52744
<Nanuq> Steakk: "Which of the following would you most prefer? A: A puppy, B: A pretty flower from your sweetie, or C: A large properly formatted data file?"
<Steakk> Nanuq: depends...whats in the data file?
#53028
<fr_gment> better !pout !cry
<fr_gment> better watchout
<fr_gment> lpr why
<fr_gment> santa claus <north pole >town
<fr_gment> cat /etc/passwd >list
<fr_gment> ncheck list
<fr_gment> ncheck list
<fr_gment> cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
<fr_gment> cat list | grep nice >giftlist
<fr_gment> santa claus <north pole > town
<fr_gment> who | grep sleeping
<fr_gment> who | grep awake
<fr_gment> who | egrep 'bad|good'
<fr_gment> for (goodness sake) {
<fr_gment> be good
<fr_gment> }
#25619
<clay> if i take an open wire from my motherboard and stick it in a cup of water will it do anything
<jonathans> yes
<jonathans> it will heat the water
#20172
<freddieandthestarfish> if homosexuallity is a disease, can i call into work gay??
<mal_s> u homo
#20497
<emil> If it makes you feel better, I'll show you a picture of myself.
#13594
* Darth-Phenom tries not to laugh...
<SarahS> Never supress a laugh, or it ends up the other end.
#302934
Ted: Usually we get a virga rainfall here.
bob read that as viagra rainfall
ErinH: lol
Ted: sigh, bob
ian: "if you have rainfall lasting more than 4 hours, contact your weatherman"
Ted: heh
MichelleH: dare I ask what virga rainfall is?
bob: gah. now I have "it's raining men" stuck in my head
Ted: it's rain that evaporates before hitting the ground
ErinH: cool
bob: heh. premature evaporation.
#1180
<yaragn> ever seen that movie? The Matrix?
<yaragn> with those green lines of flying text?
<yaragn> *THAT'S* Perl
#49684
(Shinobu) pants
• Amber looks down
(Amber) yesh, i remembered 'em
#4801
<Amanda> Oh yeah, a thug did his commemorative speech on "P Diddy" today
<kisama_> fuck thugs
<kisama_> thugs will amount to shit later
<kisama_> there's a bunch of thugs here taking CISCO NETWORKING CERTIFICATION courses
<kisama_> they are all "YEAH MAN I'M GONNA MAKE 80K COMING RIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL MAN!"
#6169
úúú KoRn^Chik/#xnet is just sad
(houlie) why are you sad Korn
(houlie) its not harvest season yet
#23529
<LucyFerr> credit cards are like hot psycho chicks. Always fun to fuck but sooner or later you just know you are gonna pay dearly
<DocGonzo> but unlike hot psycho chicks, if you put pictures of your credit card on the internet, you'll LOSE money
#103365
<@ware> "ultimate myspace layout css"
<@ware> <style type="text/css">
<@ware> * {
<@ware> display: none;
<@ware> }
<@ware> </style>
Comment: #bifemunix
#53876
darkkittengod: whats ur favorite kind of asian?
spectr060: female
#117620
Evader: nothing beats a caffiene high when reading a good book
Evader: kicks the imagination into overdrive
Quixote: I'll bet a light dose of psychedelics would beat a caffeine high.
Evader: no, then the vowels would segregate from the union and you'd have an alphabetical civil war on your hands
Evader: if you REALLY fuck up, the numbers will come in as peacekeepers and proceed to draw out a year long campaign to 'resolve the conflict' while secretly stealing all the punctuation
#299757
AstralFire> I am horrified and amused. On the other side of the highway by my house, there is a horse farm. Waiting on the light to change, I realized I was behind a small sedan with a horse-themed license plate that reads "PWNIES."
#4815
<Dabljuh> hey
<Dabljuh> People keep mentioning I would be akilled
<Dabljuh> which is simply not true
*** Quits: Dabljuh (~dabljuh@195.141.143.ZiRC-52133) (User has been banned from ZiRC (Repeated ban evasion))
#33098
<Bubbaprog> somebody told me simon cowel reminds them so much of me
<Bubbaprog> and i said why, because i am sophisticated and attractive
<Bubbaprog> and they said no
<Bubbaprog> because you're an asshole
#24647
<Mara> so I'm like 'oh no! my new service sucks ass!'
<Mara> and then I'm like.....hey.....what's this at my feet
<Mara> it's the cable, I kept knockin' it out
<Mara> *phew*
#14533
<Vedic> Boiling cheese = DON'T EAT
#616
<Saige> cureobsession is a guy who might be cute, but you can't tell from the low-quality pictures
#41666
<FennecFoxen> Anyone know what "ê²½ì˜Â컨설ÃŒ…엠관Õœ 모ë“ 것" means?
<Luigi30> It means: half of an umlauted e squared, I have an accent and a box, asterisk. the asterisk means the box is also accented forward, according to a quote. my accent also has a box or two, but the backward accent has boxes too. my umlaut is abbreviated so it can fit into a box with my other accent. my double E size superscripted battery came with an quote and an E packaged in a box. spaced between is an e-hat squared with a quote-unquote "box"
<Luigi30> *pant, pant*
Comment: #wikipedia
#16292
<m00ks> ooop that almost wasn't a fart. Brb.
#7980
<techzen> fuck lsd
<techzen> i mean dsl
#33810
<splice> Pakistani president tells CNN he believes troops have surrounded al Qaeda fighters protecting "high-value target." Details soon.
<splice> goatse will be captured!