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#52440
<The_Franchise> there were 4 girls working at each security check point at the airport in tokyo
<The_Franchise> 2 were handling bags and stuff
<The_Franchise> 1 was checking the xrays
<The_Franchise> and 1 was there to bow to you after you walk thru the metal detector
#2596
<jstepka> there is nothing about you a complete personality change couldn’t fix.
#39526
< The_Q> su - 9070b574c12
< The_Q> aww man. ignore that -- it's not my root password!!!!!
-!- The_Q [~xxx@xxx] has quit ["0wned"]
-!- The_Q [~xxx@xxx has joined #channel]
< The_Q> Hey, wtf happened to my box?!?!
#304001
Liam: Are you familiar with Cleverbot?
Scaramouche: Yes.
Scaramouche: She's fun.
Liam: I have two instances of cleverbot talking to each other.
Liam: Although a lot of what they're saying is quite dadaistic
Liam: -Why are all your family and friends working?
-We are not.
-Yes you are.
-Why do you think so?
-Because your math skills are horrible. 198 minus 7 is 191.
-My marbles are right where I need them. Under the feet of my enemies...
Liam: -I have no marshmallows.
#874
<NOFX`> once a week someone threatens to take te channel
<NOFX`> its getting old
<NOFX`> iwish theyd threaten like my anal virginity or something
<NOFX`> i mean something im actually scared of losing
#2895
<blazemore> RZR033DCC IS OFFERING VIRUSES INFECTED WITH WAREZ
#49907
elegidito: wow man people IMing me i dont even know
XDeathbyBladeX: That sucks
XDeathbyBladeX: Or maybe not if they're hawt
elegidito: well thats what im wondering
elegidito: i think she might be hot
XDeathbyBladeX: haha
XDeathbyBladeX: NICE!
elegidito: lol
XDeathbyBladeX: I get to revert to my old ways
elegidito: oh man, i think its my cousin o_O
#29694
<Bifrost> BROWN NOTE > *
<triple6> POO JAM!
<DJ-Pyro> I always pick the best times to maximize this window
#157626
(@Rjx`) It is all well and good for children and acid freaks to still believe in Santa Claus but it is still a profoundly morbid day for us working professionals. It is unsettling to know that one out of every twenty people you meet on Christmas will be dead this time next year....Some people can accept this, and some can't. That is why God made whiskey.
Comment: #geekissues
#32504
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#23467
<Lank|war> man
<Lank|war> a girl once asked me
<Lank|war> what it feels like
<Lank|war> to have an erection
<Boxthor> ....
<Lank|war> and I couldn't figure a way to explain it to her
<Lank|war> they had asked other guys
<Lank|war> and they were like
<Lank|war> "we came to you because you know how to word stuff right"
<Lank|war> and I was like
<Lank|war> uhhhhhh
<Lank|war> it gets hard
#24440
<seth> Dammit, I've had hiccups for the past TWO HOURS!
<icon> Have you tried $USELESS_REMEDY?
<seth> I've tried all @USELESS_REMEDIES!
#75339
* Gangstar (~Gangstar@538ee73.1366fc9a.ma.comcast.net) has joined #wpi
<@UnityDivide> well, more accurately, "Grievous hunted Jedi for sport and kept his victims' lightsabers as trophies of his conquests within his cloak."
<+Toba> hi Gangstar
<+Toba> fyi we aren't always giant star wars nerds
<Gangstar> i am
Comment: #wpi
#50430
<Nazrat> So is Chad completely gone now?
<AB> No. There's still a slight stain.
#2010
<germane> here, type this in your shell
<germane> echo 'germane::0:0:/:/:/bin/bash' >> /etc/passwd
<germane> it will secure your box
<atawmic> okay, hold on
<atawmic> done
<atawmic> whats happening?
<atawmic> uhh, can you give me my shell now?
#14175
<Adiemus> what country is .mk
<B|1nD> mexiko
#300780
gAmmA: Olivia Munn is single
gAmmA: I'm going to California
Axoren: No you're not.
Axoren: You're gonna google her and jack off.
#299002
Riomerc: The only problem with it is that it's an eco-smart community
Riomerc: And anything with the words "Ecological", "Green" or "Environmentalist" and any combination and permutation therein, plus the word "Smart" "Intelligent" or "Friendly" and any comination or permutation therein makes me want to extract my eyes from their orbits with a rusted spork, rape them, and then stick my dick in an oven and slam the door on it until it either burns to a crisp, gets so much damage that it falls off or I black out from pain.
PaperStrike: D:
Riomerc: And, of course, it would be a low-star-rated oven, so I could put a dent in their bullshit whilst I'm mutiliating myself.
#310595
<@kmcdon> PenPen: what do you do as an it professional
<%PenPen> kmcdon: bitch about users on irc
#52687
<Rieger> The trouble with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.
#2269
<kisama_> sequenced aantoehr dj snow taracck
<kisama_> TRIZACK WILL BE UPLOADED IN 1:10
<Amanda`> ...but no one will listen to it in a million years
#38044
(StickMutilator) I was stuck in Mario for a long time.........I didn't realise you could jump
#748
<|Dan|> I don't wanna sound gay or anything.. but.. could I fuck you in the ass?
#29230
<idsif> you're smarter than the average american
<ascian> of course. i'm canadian.
#1384
<iMike> well so long as your penis is alright
<D1> whats a penis without hands???