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#57940
+ chedder - you know what would be the best defacement
+ chedder - if you print a screenshot of the website, wipe your ass with it, scan it and replace there website with that one image
+ chedder - of the site
+ chedder - with shit smeared all over it
% dDevil - Lmao
% dDevil - I must say, that is a good idea.
+ chedder - except it would get your scanner all pooey
#15125
<Andre> short girls with glasses and flannel jammies are cute.
<The_Frymaster> You just described Jonathan Lipnicki in Jerry Maguire.
<The_Frymaster> You pervert.
#2904
<Berzerker> they gave christopher reaves a standing ovation
<Berzerker> and like
<Berzerker> he cant even stand up
<Berzerker> so hes like
<Berzerker> wtf
#227
<Amanda`> We're going to have matching motherboards and processors
<timmo> AMANDA: NOW THAT IS THE TYPE OF WEIRD SHIT IM TALKING ABOUT
<timmo> MOST WOMEN WANT MATCHING SHEETS AND SHIT
<timmo> weirdo
#13537
<Ajplus1> My plan is to make a steel ball, put my video games and chips in there, then roll myself into the ocean, where I'll be safe
<zardolf> how will you get out?
<Ajplus1> I don't think that far
#102
<Moot> wanna hizack AOL?
<Chrix> i already did, i made it a horrible isp
#43241
<Serene> comprehensive sentences plz gizlice and stop yelling
<Nismorack> She was already on my PM. But I put her on ignore.
<Freezerburn> she?
<Freezerburn> it has a gender?
<Nismorack> I stereo type a lot.
<Nismorack> And since this one came of as being annoying and whining. I clasified it as a woman.
#5988
<rmalink> are you feeling any better?
<dep01> no... not really..
<rmalink> you know what it is? allergies...
<dep01> no, you know what it is? the crippling depression..
#28938
<DreamStiller> whats the advantage of php compared to servers like geocities?
<DrDoug> Well, php is a server side scripting language and geocities is just a steaming pile of shit.
#9205
<[empathy]> i found out the other day that i was in the local newspaper
<[empathy]> under a title along the lines of 'new station security cameras paying off
#303156
<dd7> sigh
<Marcus> whats up?
<dd7> i was eating a sandwich on my electronics workstation right
<dd7> well i ended up getting bread crumbs in the breadboard
<dd7> go figure
#28528
* rudeguy looks around
* rudeguy doesnt see anyone
* rudeguy poos
* rudeguy was kicked by issuez (rudeguy /parts)
Comment: #geekissues
#297943
< gloone> ok
< gloone> remember when i said i loved windows 7
< gloone> that was 2 blue screens ago
Comment: #geekissues
#6401
<risca> how do you spell world?
<risca> as in "the whole world"
<mixie> world
#71947
<Sceadwian> My ferrets are crunching on food behind my computer desk.
<Shadow_mil> ...
<Shadow_mil> Ummm ferrets
<Shadow_mil> my sister has one
<Sceadwian> At least I hope it's food. If it's a power cord I may suddenly disconnect and have a flameing ball of furr shooting across the room
* Sceadwian has quit (Connection timed out)
Comment: #freenode-social @irc.freenode.net
#55636
(mistik): Well, it being valentines day and all, i've scheduled a date with my hand tonight. :p
(TheGreatDrunkMonkey): I have a date with Myra
(TheGreatDrunkMonkey): Myra Hand
(TheGreatDrunkMonkey): And her Asian friend, Lo Shen
(Deranged): Then her friend Tish Shu will clean up the mess afterwards.
#50319
mrkemak71: Kens "Avoiding Marital Discord" tip of the day :
mrkemak71: when discussing the price of a pound of shrimp...
mrkemak71: Do NOT figure out how much your wife is worht in shrimp, and then tell her
#197703
<withnail> well, i suppose that whatever happened, at least i'll always have my memories
<withnail> and by memories i mean naked photos of her
#16475
<Logan> I have to say that sex ruined pornography for me. I discovered that women don't scream, "Fuck me you big-cocked cowboy!" when you touch their elbow.
#12053
<pele> cookies and milk is the shit
<pele> true thug snack
<sigma> i didnt know santa was a thug
<pele> you think he buys all those presents?
#310934
<+wowaname> was gonna do this
<~c4t> so much easier
* sv sets mode: +b File!*@*
* sv sets mode: +"<srig>,1 line
* sv sets mode: +b for!*@*
* sv sets mode: +e +!*@*
* sv sets mode: +xr(23):?*@uw. print
* sv sets mode: +b ^!*@*
* sv sets mode: +b SyntaxError:!*@*
<+wowaname> shit
* sv sets mode: -b File!*@*
* sv sets mode: -"<string>,l
* sv sets mode: -b for!*@*
* sv sets mode: -x(23):+?"*@ugw.i
* sv sets mode: -b ^!*@*
* sv sets mode: -b SyntaxError:!*@*
* sv sets mode: -i
<+wowaname> whatever the fuck that was
<+wowaname> hold on
<~c4t> lol what did you do
<+wowaname> fucked up the ircd
* sv sets mode: +y wowaname
<!wowaname> ugh
#311079
<snesbot> Do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield?
<Screwtape> I do not.
<Jistuce> Love can't bloom on a battlefield because love is a battlefield.
<Screwtape> And we can't have nested battlefields, that would be *crazy*.
<Screwtape> What is this, Disgaea?
<Jistuce> Pretty sure it's The Sims.
#8080
<z_evil1> what would be the good of a 3m dong? apart from the fact that you could only use the tip of it, not even that if it was in proportion, it would be reeeeal easy to get damaged, you'd have lag problems with sensations along it's length, and it would make you pass out upon erection :P
<z_evil1> mind you, you might be able to hang yourself with a 3m dong
<z_evil1> imagine that for a front page headline
<Bug> tie it round.. get an erection.. it'll do all the work..
<z_evil1> "IRC addicted freak hangs self with genitals"
#15434
<juji> but i'd have to learn japanese to play half of its games :)
<z2-Fool> you don't speak japanese?
<z2-Fool> and you're a slope?
<z2-Fool> :)
<juji> :(
<juji> i'd cry
<juji> but i cant fit tears through my chinky eyeslits
#32631
<issuez> yea except i did everyone
<issuez> when i meant to do one