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#38517
jason: blood sister?
BarbeDarkView: half
BarbeDarkView: we have different dads
BarbeDarkView: we all do
jason: how many of yous there?
BarbeDarkView: my two older sisters share a dad
BarbeDarkView: I have my own dad
BarbeDarkView: my lil bro has his own dad
BarbeDarkView: and my lil sis has her own dad
jason: what's wrong with your mom
Comment: MSN chat
#33705
<rgreene> she's depressed for one reason or another and refuses to do anything about it, which trickles down into every facet of her life
<aliensex> rgreene: get the brick man and put her down like a cow.
<rgreene> alien: i happen to care about her...
<aliensex> rgreene: exactly.
#38322
<@ill_fill> jesus christ was a gangsta rapper
<@ill_fill> they killed him once and then he came back and make a platinum album
#8674
<jamesm> fear the day when the president sends an icq message to the loser saying 'eye fuxx0red j00!!'
#300571
<thetooth> you know what makes me angry?
(haro) thetooth, cavities?
#38313
<Goatroper> theres a good chance im gonna drop in the next coupla minutes.
<Goatroper> dont know if my neighbor's wifi reaches to the bathroom :/
<Goatroper> wifi DOES reach into the bathroom
<Goatroper> :)
<Surye> taking a shit?
<OL1V3R> does that mean .. you're like .. taking a crap .. bow?
<OL1V3R> now *
<Goatroper> no
<Goatroper> i had to come in here to use the printer
<Goatroper> but i also had to piss
Comment: #datamachine@irc1.datamachine.net
#4643
<KyleAFK> YESSSSSSSS; got it working
<Const> Your penis?
<KyleAFK> YESSSSSSS!
#300468
<me__> i have a dumpdev and can get a backtrace. anything else i should grab?
<arachnist> tits of a nearby female
#310281
<Krrrlson> racist joke?
<+GIR> What do white people and black people have in common? They both seem okay over here'
<Krrrlson> this isn't racist at all
<bp> yeah that's like the opposite of racist
<tacodog> that actually made me feel pretty good
#8285
<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> Communism is like Spandex. Good idea, but then real people started using it. Things got real ugly from there.
#25250
<Blixt> I wonder if the Korean army uses starcraft tactics
<Taerkar> extending the creep and sending hordes of zergs at their enemies?
<Taerkar> "You! Mine those crystals. You two, into the gas factory."
<Blixt> KEKE LA~ OFFICER!
#17288
<rooster> i think it's sad when a family is torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs
#4314
<madwoota> rice rockets are for fags and shrivel dicks
<madwoota> 'hey baby, lets hump in the wrx..' 'sorry, cant even get my panties off in here'
#106854
<Hanazawa> so it's my mom's birthday on the 26th, and I want to see a band called The Birthday Massacre on the 27th, so my schedule looks like "mom's birthday / birthday massacre?"
<Cecil_Harvey> :I
<Hanazawa> and this amuses me
#7173
<Ice|P> blow jobs r better
<mk4> why because you get a load in the mouth
<nim-zero> a load in the mouth is worth two in the hand
#53056
<pushplay> she probably would never survive phil 120
<Xianmas> a retarded monkey could pass phil 120
<Xianmas> a retarded monkey with a head injury even
<Xianmas> if you don't "get" truth tables, you don't belong in the human race
<Xianmas> that should be the eugenics test
<Xianmas> show truth table for A AND B
<Xianmas> A B A /\ B
<Xianmas> 0 1 ?
<Xianmas> if ? = 0, you die
<Xianmas> err
<Xianmas> 1
<Xianmas> OMG!!
<dalor> Xianmas: you filtered out your first idiot
#17868
<RadAghazt> I bought rice vinegar to make sushi. Now to figure out how.
<RadAghazt> Ok.
<RadAghazt> There are instructions on the bottle, but...
<RadAghazt> they're in Japanese.
<RadAghazt> At least I think they're instructions.
<RadAghazt> This might say "death to all gaijin with this poisoned export rice vinegar" for all I know.
#305505
* Now talking on #shakesoda
<Karai> I need to stop having very sexual dreams about my sister.
<LHoT10820> ...
<LHoT10820> What an awesome thing to walk in on.
<LHoT10820> Tell me more, Karai.
<Karai> rofl
<Karai> I had a dream last night
<Karai> that I found a new way to make music
<Karai> by using a glass soda bottle stuffed in her whowho to control airflow or some shit
<Karai> it was WEIRD AS FUCK
<Karai> I seriously woke up with the :| face
Comment: #shakesoda on Freenode
#159501
Starlights59: dude
Starlights59: i just got rickrolled by fucking drugs
Starlights59: i'm under the influence of stuff right and then like
Starlights59: out of nowhere
Starlights59: rickroll starts playing in my head
#2937
<exbawx> $465 in debt. good luck to me.
<novocain> its yer own damn fault that 1. you work at taco bell 2. that you only work 4 hours a week
#30066
<Guest15294> I've been on mIRC for many years, but now there is a hacker named nickserv, and everytime i connect he changes my nick, can anyone help me???
#1585
<vortex502> 3+5
<vortex502> oops
<vortex502> thought i had the calculator prog. open
#37873
[@WhipSmart]if you're looking for reality, musicals are the last place to find it..
[@WhipSmart]I mean, look at West Side Story...
[@WhipSmart]he runs thru Spanish Harlem yelling 'Maria!' and only ONE girl looks out the window..?
[@WhipSmart] what's up with that..?
#112057
<Darkmark> Failure is nature's way of saying "Insert coin to continue"
#40668
<iSharQ> Apparently, my friend texted "I want to kick your shaven puppy" to his girlfriend.
<iSharQ> The wonders of T9 predictive text.