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#31301
<+Biggs`> eek
<+Biggs`> according to kWeather, it's raining
* +Biggs` looks outside
<+Biggs`> IT DOES NOT LIE!!
#1208
<mike> how do you make a dead baby a submarine
<Ron> hmm i don't know mike
<Ron> how do you
<mike> you fill it with seamen
#297885
<Fox> so
<Fox> as you guys know I've been watching Voyager like nonstop the past week or so
<Fox> when my mom woke me up this morning, apparently I was asking her how we got back to the Alpha Quadrant
#3066
<CactusJack> thats exeactly it...
(putnam): i lip synced rubber ducky by ernie from sesame street in literature for a project once.
(putnam): that brought the damn house down. i couldnt believe how perverted the song is
(putnam): i danced too. and got people into it. they were clapping.
#32718
<Allahkat> I would like to do a comparison between fraknet's #fark and #frak.
<Allahkat> #Frak: <ocean2> a^2 + b^2 = c^2
<Allahkat> <ocean2> where c is the longest side of a triangle
<Allahkat> #Fark: <Allahkat> Well, if you have a small weener, you can put it in my bum.
<Allahkat> <Wintermute> front bum?
<Allahkat> <Allahkat> Both bums.
<ocean2> haha
<Allahkat> Does anyone see a slight difference?
<ocean2> i'm not sure
<Allahkat> HAHA
Comment: Channel comparison
#73760
<+psych0sys> as long as your farts dont smell like vasoline youre golden
<@Spirilis> what if they do?
<+psych0sys> means jk0s been watching you sleep
#58058
<Clipse> J_0(t)
<RuneCaster> ...
<Clipse> that's a function, not a smiley
<RuneCaster> Is that an equation or an emote? -.-
<Clipse> ;p
<RuneCaster> ok just checking
<RuneCaster> For a moment it sort of looked like a "Unimpressed because my left ear and part of my head were bitten off" face
#24947
-Skandranon- Sorry for this services thing. Some 13-year old never-get-a-date is flooding us again. Perhaps once he realizes there are two types of people (boy people, and girl people) he'll find something else to do. [global message, all replies will be fed to some animal]
#24625
<cioxx> !fact
<Infomastr> Fact: A group of whales is called a pod.
<cioxx> whoa
<cioxx> a group of internet enabled whales is called... an iPod
#302855
< wombatguy> i'm actually writing a decompiler that turns anything sent to it into a hello world example
< wombatguy> i figure after that I can just reverse the process and voila
Comment: #nesdev
#56772
<Serena[T]> hey Catcher, how's it going?
<Catcher> not much Serena[T], about to go on a little date
<Catcher> well, kind of
<Catcher> our night kind of got blown to bits
<Catcher> so we're skipping the dinner, and skipping the movie we planned
<Catcher> and we're just going straight to the hotel room :P
<jonathans> hot
<jonathans> what breed is she
Comment: efnet #geekissues
#21300
<Okie-Narc> Found this bowl of "Cookies and Cream" ice cream in the kitchen. Gee ... now I'll be up all night worrying about trans-fattys acids.
#103864
<Kojispruke> I always claim to know how to play chess
<Kojispruke> and then I piss off my opponent when I start playing checkers
<Kojispruke> >_>
#29301
<Dilbert|AFK> my homopage is www.fark.com
<Dilbert|AFK> ...
<Dilbert|AFK> and thats my homepage too
Comment: irc.cheatlist.com #dcemu
#6789
<astyanax> /topic Yes, slashdot is down, please remain seated and oxygen masks will drop frmo the overhead compartment
#298640
<SHIMADA> i'm seriously gonna quit coding
<SHIMADA> i watched that notorious flick and biggy asked his mom "how much does a garbage collector make?"
<SHIMADA> so i was like how does this fat moron know about software that wasn't even invented yet back then 0_o
#18612
<dragondyne> Everdraed: lets play some tetris motherfucker
<`Frieza> DD what version of tetris motherfucker do you have?
#3318
<@Epyon[UOPG]> Giren's Greed is being remade on PS2
* @Epyon[UOPG] faints
*** Joins: Buster
<Nomadic_Dragon> What was it for originally?
<Buster> self-arousal
<Buster> im pretty sure.
#149510
<Sambito> 4chan is like your retarded nephew.
<Sambito> When he was little you thought his antics were funny
<Sambito> But now he's 28
<Sambito> And it's just sad.
#30406
<iPBS> you know
<iPBS> there were billions of virus emails traveling the net last week
<iPBS> people were complainging about getting hundreds of emails in their inbox's
<iPBS> and i didn't get a single email virus
<slightly> me neither
<iPBS> whats that say about our popularity?
<slightly> :(
#70
* XS slaps the crap out of someone with a larger than ordinary, non-standard, frames compatible, Microsoft trout.
#55479
<bronze> You are in a maze of twisty little politicians which claim to be from different parties but actually are all alike...
Comment: in Freenode/##Linux
#9131
<FairLighT> we'd have to do something incredibly crazy to distract the wal-mart staff
<V3nOm> lol yeah go take a shit in the front garden
#308401
<Recall_Coordinator> Fishing and hunting aren't really sports in the soccer/tennis sense of the word. They're tactical games that you play against players that have no idea that they're playing.
<Genghis_John> Rugby should be played like that.
#42868
[Toblerone_] where did people come up with this high on life concept?? is that like having sex without a partner??
[Cheeky_Chick] yeah its called masterbation
[Toblerone_] cheeky: when u masta, do u first take yourself out to dinner
[Toblerone_] followed by a romantic solitary walk on the beach
[Toblerone_] and a nice coffee by yourself
[Toblerone_] and then do it??
Nikky`] rofl
Nikky`] No Toblerone_.. when you fuck yourself.. you can condone cheap ass behaviour..coz you know your broke but horny