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#77882
<@CMK> If you kill ten people in Halo, you're pretty good. If you kill ten people in Doom, holy shit! If you kill ten people in Quake, totally awesome! If you kill ten people in Counterstrike, it's [kicked by console].
#52074
<Dogan> man, it's so nice to upgrade your camera from 16 mb to 1024 mb
<Dogan> pictures meter is just 9999 no matter what
<Dogan> it feels like i've picked up an infinite ammo cheat or something
#7198
<@Web> <Anastasia> fuck you
<@Web> russian men get upset easily
#21047
<lav> that's what happens to people caught cheating
<lav> l33t
<Cecil> is that the one where they throw the guy's comp out on the street?
#9091
<Nomel> i'll have to bring it over later today...we can go for a ride...
<Nomel> its funny stopping fast in front of people...cause there like..oh shit...its a pinto...its gunna blow....but that only works on old people...
<Nomel> cause the young ones dont know what pintos look like...
#37188
<Rjx> I think I'm going to print off a few pamphlets for people who are under 18 and have had a kid
<Rjx> entitled "so you've ruined your life"
<Rjx> "and your vagina"
Comment: #geekissues
#53419
<buzzcocks> hey guys im gonna go watch some tv and consult w/ my good friend about her boy problems
<buzzcocks> wow that made me sound gay
<sickhippie|wtf> buzzcocks, is there something you need to tell us?
<buzzcocks> hey
<sickhippie|wtf> i mean, you can trust us
<buzzcocks> i only rubbed his crotch because it was a dare
* sickhippie|wtf changes topic to '<buzzcocks> i only rubbed his crotch because it was a dare'
#299781
Hobbesy: Ghost, this is an intervention
Hobbesy: You're obviously a raging alchoholic
Ghostrider: No I'm fine
Ghostrider: why?
Hobbesy: No Ghost
Hobbesy: It has to stop
Ghostrider: *sigh*
Ghostrider: where did I post?
#4488
<FM{FF1}> Rizen: I thought you didn't bang chicks, only me.
<FM{FF1}> ...men.
<FM{FF1}> GOD THAT WAS A BAD TYPO.
#105156
<Kefka> Okay seriously
<Kefka> wHAT
<Kefka> Is the point
<Kefka> Of this ignore systsem
<Kefka> -02:57.54- You are currently ignoring <Jouva> and <Jouva> tried to send you a PM: <Jouva> This is a test of the emergency furry system.
#40928
<FoxMulder> Don't you HATE growing up? As a kid you'd dread being called in after school by that sultry hot blonde teacher with the emo glasses and the figure-hugging blouse for a few whacks on the ass....NOW that I'm an adult I have to PAY for such treatment :(((((
Comment: zanet.org.za network
#39661
Montezume: last time I went and got my hair cut I broke a mirror
Pixy Stixer: not smart
Montezume: they told me it was because I dropped it, but I knew better...
Pixy Stixer: lol
Montezume: so if I'm not mistaken...I think that's 7 years of bad haircuts
#27201
<Frosty> Theres one thing I hate about bit torrent
<Frosty> it makes my net connection seem like its a 28.8k modem dial up one
<phx\afk> heh
<phx\afk> not as bad as freenet tho
<phx\afk> that makes you think a bunch of drunken gnomes are passing your data around byte by byte
<Frosty> drunken gnome routers ey?
<phx\afk> "Och will ye check oot the header on this?" *much laughter, much drinking of beer, packet tossed enough two foot in your direction*
#14787
<colrebel> i hate it when a coworker spots you blowing the contents of your
nostrils into a trash can
#294482
< User_4574> rm -rf /usr/slugonamission
< User_4574> apparently you dont exist...
< slugonamission> sudo rm -rf /dev/shittyUser
< slugonamission> touch /dev/yourMum
< slugonamission> cp /dev/yourMum /mnt/myPenis
< x5315> chmod a+rwx /dev/yourMum
< slugonamission> Hang on, retract my last statement
< slugonamission> mount /dev/yourMum -t fuck hard /mnt/myPenis
< slugonamission> Yeah bitch :P
< x5315> slugonamission: you're a fucking nerd
#51083
legames: you know what pisses me off the most?
dackattac: Goats that kick you when you finger their asshole?
dackattac: Er
dackattac: What?
legames: There wouldn't even be a market for the iMic if Apple just had headphone jacks like everyone else
legames: also the goat thing
#18282
[cyclochuu] any of u guys ever fuck a watermelon after its been in the microwave
#282392
<sereni> What the hell.
<sereni> It's not my fault the kid came up to my fucking window and stood there for 5 minutes before his parents did anything.
<sereni> Yeah, I have blinds for a reason, but you're a god damn parent for a reason.
#33896
<ZekeMacNeil> lol
<ZekeMacNeil> my dad just IMd me for the first time
<TribGuru> Zeke: "a/s/l son?"
Comment: #fark on irvingnet
#6627
<CecilPL> I have a life, I just don't do anything in it
#7157
<DeF`> hehe... The Man in the Iron Mask made me cry... for real
<cuzzzin> debbie does dallas made me jack off
#437
<lamont-> spanish kids can speak better english than most kids on aol
<lamont-> when they're fucking three years old!
#49674
<Vespucci> Ok, how many people with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
<Cody> Hmm.
<Cody> I can think of a couple of answers to that, but none are particularly funny...
<Vespucci> Wanna play WoW?
<Vespucci> Hmm. I seem to have failed in the delivery of that joke both in speech and print.
<Cody> I got it.
<Cody> And I was going to comment...
<Cody> But I had decided to google ADD jokes to see what punchlines existed for the joke.
<Vespucci> What were you going to comment?
<Vespucci> ahh
<Cody> And I got distracted by the page of ADD jokes.
<Vespucci> lol
<Summoner> lol
<Cody> I think this may be a sign of something. :-(
#296743
<dd7> kid's a genius
<dd7> the paper on his desk had a beautiful drawing of some fucked up temple with trees growing out of it and shit
<dd7> turned it over and saw a page full of sql diagrams
#38330
<Logik> LMFAO
<Logik> this is great
<Logik> listen up guys
<Logik> one of the hits on my website..
<Logik> os: windows 2000
<Logik> browser: explorer 6
<Logik> referer: www.search4hardcore.com
<Logik> hostname: Â library2.sagu.edu
<Nitron> o_0
<Logik> sagu = southwestern assembly of god university