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#16594
Ps3000: what are you doing tomorrow at 3:45?
SocialistNinja: waking up
#35297
* Quits: eLe|A (~zerg@pD9520CC7.dip.t-dialin.net) (Quit: When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'.)
#9613
<issuez> im skinny for an irc girl
#14589
<+CmOrHaIr> i can put a computer together and be prepareing the hdd in 20 min
<+CmOrHaIr> or 15 even
<+Jackworks> CmOrHaIr: if u do it in 15 i bet i can make it in 14
* ^Caliban makes sure to avoid any computers put together by Cmor or Jack
#50443
(elus) oh one bum was taking money in exchange for verbal abuse
(elus) my friend gave him 1 dollar and bitched him out
(BlackDeth) you can bitch out bums for free
(BlackDeth) he got ripped off
#2307
<SyL> and I'm trying to get some work done, and I'm watching the keoki musicvideo and they have all these women that look like that they were in the same room at Rainbow Brite when she exploded and couldn't get all the color off and they're all kissing and stuff, and it's just "distracting" to say the least...
#29152
<luqin> senior year
<luqin> my roomate is on a job interview for sam adams
<luqin> he's on a ridealong with a sales guy
<luqin> they start talking about music
<luqin> sales guy goes
<luqin> "gwen stefani is pretty hot"
<luqin> my roomate is trying to be professional
<luqin> says "yeah she's pretty attractive"
<MadHack-> heh
<luqin> 30 seconds of silence
<luqin> sales guy goes
<luqin> "I'd eat her ass"
<dave__> HAHAHAHAHA
<MadHack-> ahahahahaha
<erobbins> HAHAHAHAHA
<russur> HAHAHAHAHA
<dave__> fuck i just spit out my lemonade
#34621
* StoneCold Cringes
<StoneCold> I have reached a new level off geekendom. I was talking on the phone to someone and I said cringe out loud.
#31953
<zzorn> heh.. Imagine some other civilization dismantling a space probe.. "Just look at this messy code! What barbarians!"
Comment: Following the Spirit breakdown late Jan 04
#17364
<+meb> after ten minutes of trying to get him off
<+meb> it did it automaticly..
<+meb> yay
#310254
<shachaf> you open the third door and behind it is an argument about the monty hall problem
#134980
<seraph> Hm
<seraph> I just got an e-mail from a friend's mom
<seraph> subject like "Are you able to give the gift of life?"
<seraph> I think it's about a blood drive, but it never actually explicitly says so
<seraph> Highlights from body text:
<seraph> "What a great opportunity to 'visit' and catch up."
<seraph> "It takes about an hour and you get the best cookies!"
<nodoze> ...is she hot?
#83745
<InkyGhost> So, I work for a college, managing one of their labs. The college had problems with people abusing the printers, so they switched to a "pay-per-page" system.
<InkyGhost> Our printer, however, is free and unmetered, but for Computer Science stuff only.
<InkyGhost> We've turned a blind eye to people printing off reports and whatnot, but lately someone's been abusing it. So, we're locking down the printer a little more.
<InkyGhost> What broke the camels back was some student repeatedly printing out this 30 page excerpt called "The History of Judaism" 4-5 times a day for 2 days.
<Morigann> So, when the students complain, you'll just tell them to blame the jews?
<InkyGhost> If it would not get me so incredibly fired, that would be the notice on the printer.
#52440
<The_Franchise> there were 4 girls working at each security check point at the airport in tokyo
<The_Franchise> 2 were handling bags and stuff
<The_Franchise> 1 was checking the xrays
<The_Franchise> and 1 was there to bow to you after you walk thru the metal detector
#21139
·xplosif· sif im lesbian
·xplosif· i just got my dick sucked!
•TwisTz• by a chick?
·xplosif· no a guy
#1059
<blazemore> linux gives good blow jobs
<MadHatter> I thought your moms name was nancy?
#53829
<Kedrot> man, i think i'm catching teh ghey
<hey> sadly noticing early symptoms wont help
Comment: #geekissues EfNET
#16926
<@harb> farq: Do I look like the sort of man who'd go and find unsuspecting Japanese schoolgirls in short skirts and white panties and ask them if they want to see my "Cthulu Special"?
< farq> harb: no, but I just got a new .sig
#5737
<Anton> mainly becauseone day I'll have a car and drive to every single girl who ever said I was cute
<Anton> so be warned and prepared
<angelic> will do.
<Anton> oh and by prepared I meant naked
#8409
<mindlace> i ate a pig that had probably been tortured its entire life before finally being put out of its misery in a festering pile of its screaming kin.
<space> i mean, part of the fun of having a pet is being able to interact with it
#32482
* somniloquy streaks through the channel, just to see if anyone's awake
* Raist GAHS and covers his eyes. "The goggles! zey do nothing!"
#5710
<Spellweav> no dishes? radical..I think I'm moving in :)
<Spellweav> best dish is the one you can carry with you..your ol' hand
<Freaksh0> the same can be applied to toilepaper
<Spellweav> well..no need to take everything to an extreme :)
<Spellweav> I actually meant it ;)
<Freaksh0> Spellweav , yeah, me too
<Spellweav> heh..ok..now I know what presents I should get you guys
#12339
<TommyLee> what site?
<Dan`> http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/
<TommyLee> you donated 3.00 ?
<Dan`> no
<XG3> fuck i did
<XG3> i thought it was mandatory
#2472
<ArAgOn__> Dyckert: If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?
#143464
<[DD]Earl> the age of consent in england was set around 1890..
<[DD]Myxlplk> That's way too high