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#27407
<Kweeky> Heh. :P
*** Quits: HotPants
<Kweeky> I have some good stuff in there. :P
*** Quits: MiniReapa
<Kweeky> lol. On every single sentence I said, someone quit. :P
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<VA_Pel> should we tell him to stop talking, or to talk more?
<Kweeky> ...
<VA_Pel> and the spell is broken
<Kweeky> I didn't say anything, that's why. >:P
*** Quits: Isojalka

#156995
<Tatsh> in my fantasy house there's going to be a road made of thick glass to drive on
<Tatsh> that's lit with all these colours
<Tatsh> like a mile long track
<Tatsh> of glass
<Tatsh> a real-life rainbow road
<Tatsh> it'll be so sick
<Tatsh> and i would definitely do some shrooms and drive on it

#2180
(`KGB) I'm going to #jamaica I've always wanted to visit

#3351
<Wes> Anything good coming on TV tonight?
<kolby> maybe nWo will return
<Wes> Anything good that doesn't involve dudes in their underwear slap-fighting so they can get a new belt to wear to the Gay Pride Parade?

#22102
<emte> yeah its hard on lower intellegened people

#31882
[c-rOCK] so emme baby
[c-rOCK] panty color?
[emme] boxers
[emme] witha penis in them by the way

#50013
<HomoAnalPenis> and than what?
<HomoAnalPenis> still dont work
<Cactus> what
<Cactus> Oh ya, you have to put the if outside the loop after it adds +2
<HomoAnalPenis> so do i leave the stop() inside still?
<Cactus> no, take that out
<Cactus> no wait
<HomoAnalPenis> why? but if stop() isnt called then it keeps repeating
<Cactus> oh ya you're right
<Cactus> grr dude, your name is really distracting me
*** HomoAnalPenis is now known as AnalPenis

#34703
<darkchron> someone know of a good database i can get for free ?
Comment: #MySQL

#1143
<MadHatter> I did a search for "madhatter efnet" on google and the first thing I see is:
<MadHatter> <MadHatter> I cut my tongue shaving
<MadHatter> that's great

#67118
[thrukriz] guys do you know how to use MYSQL?
[samble]   'fraid so
[thrukriz] afraid of what
[samble]   you asking me shit about it

#54312
<markos_64> GreyKnight: any idea on what to do with a router that screams on contact with holy water?
<markos_64> it seems to have real fun dropping, duping, or delaying my packets
<GreyKnight> Carefully open the cover
<GreyKnight> Poke inside with a screwdriver
<GreyKnight> Dodge any sparks and/or angry ancestors
<markos_64> Bob already suggested that i use a hammer
<GreyKnight> Then, replace the cover
<GreyKnight> and very very carefully
<GreyKnight> sell it on eBay to some poor sucker and buy a new one with the proceeds
<markos_64> shut the fuck up. i already bought it on internet auction.
<markos_64> i'm not going to ever do it again.
<GreyKnight> See? It worked for the previous owner.

#917
e l i t e m r p: afk, working on my invention
n e r d b 5: invention.....uhm, whats it do?
e l i t e m r p: converts piss into drinking water
e l i t e m r p: so far, still tastes yucky

#25221
<Boogieman> I run my fingers up your left thigh
<Boogieman> oops, uhh, wrong channel
<Status> LOL!!
<Boogieman> forget you ever saw that
<Status> Gee, now would be a great time to take that new screenshot...
* Boogieman glances around nervously
<Asmodi> rofl, boogieman, what cha doin?
<Boogieman> certainly not trying to have permiscuous sex with cyber strangers, thats for sure

#48240
* shaine burps.
<Siege> ah great, now it smells like dick in here.
Comment: irc.lessthanthree.us

#232561
* WolfLord np: Draft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger [04:15m/128Kbps/44KHz]
<LLamaBoy> draft punk?
<LLamaBoy> is that the unfinished version?

#67514
< marnanel> getting an email from the people you wrote a database app for ten years ago to say that it's still working fine... is an awesome thing.
<@tberman> marnanel: did it have money in it?
< marnanel> the email? no.
< marnanel> nor, I'm pleased to report, did it say "Would you do some free consultancy for us?"
< marnanel> Ah, I remember that app so well. It was distributed onto laptops with synchronisation when they were docked. And it printed letters. And it had a built-in macro language based on Forth. And it was written in Visual Basic.
< marnanel> I was young and foolish.
Comment: #gnome-hackers

#25206
(Makura) -_-
(@Shady) why the long emoticon?

#11003
<Journey> I get, from the reactions of the world to our policies, that it doesn't matter what the hell we do--we're always the bad guy. So fuck everybody else.
<RedFox> You've been a chanop before, haven't you?

#3045
*** beltic has joined #html
<beltic> hey folks..
<beltic> anyone know of a good php chan?
<myn> #php
<beltic> thanks.
*** beltic has left #html

#62602
< nippleboy> you really got that "cool chat girl that doesn't get hung-up on the same stupid crap as everyone else" down pat!
< nippleboy> <--- impressed!
< heathyr> it goes straight along with hardly paying attention

#16133
<MassMedia> It's disturbing how many people in here know what the word bukkake means...

#8483
<tm> hmm, our call centre manager just asked how do i turn off capslock
<Zaph0d> tm: Ctrl-Alt-DEl
<tm> she's crying on her keyboard now

#4143
<uneasier> would it be out of line if i were to request that my testes be softly nestled within your food receptacle?
<Jan__> mmm braized testicle
<Jan__> with a nice bottle of chianti
<Jan__> fthfthfthfthfthfthfth!
* uneasier runs away

#299964
<Xe0n>               $|=3,141592;sub _
<Xe0n>           {print@_}sub o{_++$O[0
<Xe0n>         ];_ 0for 1..$#O}sub O{$;=int
<Xe0n>       $=/10,'0/^           ^';if($;<9)
<Xe0n>      {_$_ for                 @O;;@O=()
<Xe0n>     ;0}push                     @O,$;;0
<Xe0n>    ,;push@                       O,'.'if
<Xe0n>    $^==1;                         0;if($;
<Xe0n>    ==10){          print          ,o,@O=(
<Xe0n>    )}}$~=         1000000         ;$-=10*
<Xe0n>    (q/@O=       digits of pi      =10/,1)
<Xe0n>    *int($~                       /3)+1;$
<Xe0n>     _=2for@                     ,[0..$-]
<Xe0n>      ,;for$^                   (1..$~){
<Xe0n>      $:=$-;$O                 =0;until
<Xe0n>        ($:<0){$/=          2*$:+1;$/=
<Xe0n>         10if$/==1;$==10*$,[$:]+$O;$,
<Xe0n>           [$:]=$=%$/;$O=int($=/$/
<Xe0n>                )*$:--,10}O}o
<Xe0n> run it
<Xe0n> see how long it takes for your compy to finish it
<Xe0n> it's perl
<DerpDerp> No, it's gay
<DerpDerp> and it probably makes my CD trap open every 30 seconds
<DerpDerp> probably
<DerpDerp> tray
<phantomcircuit> actually it looks like it calculates pi
<Xe0n> ^
<Xe0n> Because it does
<phantomcircuit> but being perl it could just as well launch some nuclear missiles

#8457
<thrase> i hate programming
<thrase> why couldn't i be a rock star
<undrewb> cause you have the charisma of a programmer
* Mandi chortles
<undrewb> and the programming skills of a rockstar :)

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