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#8165
<Kash> I have a large bulge in my pants.
*** Kash was kicked by Kiler (let the gerbil out)
#41054
[ engineer56] im learn python
[@selcouth] i'd suggest english
#140026
[Nighthawk]> why's everyone so quiet?
[Nighthawk]> someone die in here?
* Sane_Traitor inconspicuously drags a black plastic bag out the back door
* Louwhoo whistles
Comment: #rantradio
#309503
<@tomwyatt> guys
<@tomwyatt> should i go an purchase foursk.in for 29 quid and build a social wanking network?
#4303
<D1> dude, I'm so puerto rican.
<Guilty> I dont get it
<BR4D> youre so elton john
<Guilty> That I get
#11705
*** Joins: Nighters (mmckesso@HSE-Toronto-ppp179585.sympatico.ca)
<Temujin> NIGHT
<Temujin> Perhaps you can arbitrate this disagreement.
<Nighters> Temujin loses.
<Nighters> disagreement arbitrated.
<Temujin> GODDAMMIT
#11700
<astroboy> I asked a japanese exchange student what kind of american TV he likes in japan.
<astroboy> he said full house.
<astroboy> I fear japan.
#45542
<DarkArchon> You might be spending too much time on the internet when you find & play the shockwave games on the trojan condom website...
Comment: irc.archspace.org #archspace 6666
#294694
<Englishbob> "We need to incorporate everything fun, great and functional about the 21st century"
<Englishbob> "This, my friends, is a USB rocket glitter lamp"
#23345
<elusive> lol, the only legal thing on tylers pc are his drivers
#8268
<Grinderwald> my dick is hard
<moo|cow> always a bowl of wisdom grinder
<Grinderwald> :D
#31919
<^NoS^Sikarian> you know
<^NoS^Sikarian> in working with the tech department the past week
<^NoS^Sikarian> know what ive found out?
<^NoS^Sikarian> those windows XP taskbar tray popup bubbles are like a little kid
<^NoS^Sikarian> 'HEY! LOoK AT ME! LOOOK WHAT IM DOING! =D =D =D LOoK!! YOUR NOT LOOOOKKINNGG!!!! COME ON LOOK!!"
<^NoS^Sikarian> Then you click the X and say "Ok I fucking see you"
<^NoS^Sikarian> 5 seconds... "HEY LOOK AT ME AGAIN! =D"
#300815
Mango: So I was trying to troubleshoot this DNS server.
Mango: And I wanted to make sure it gave expected behaviour when you requested a lookup for a non-existant name.
Mango: Turns out
Mango: there actually IS an asdflkjasdf.com!
#310343
< yates> let me read and then perhaps ask more intelligent questions.
< o11c> pretty sure that's never happened in this channel before ^
Comment: freenode ##c++
#30049
<Lepper> bob would you have sex with your mom if she were hot?
<LkTrout1> Lepper's family tree is a straight line.
#549
<DaemoN_> ASHLEY STOP SCRUBBING MY SCHLONG WITH THOSE TREES
<Ashley-> its the only wood you will ever have down there urchin boy
#310594
<rymate1234> z33k33 is trolling imo
<walle303> s/troll/z33k33
<PikalaxALT> walle303: rymate1234 actually meant: z33k33 is z33k33ing imo
<walle303> A sleeping POKeMON blocks the way!
<Renb> s/^.*$/butts/
<PikalaxALT> Renb: walle303 actually meant: butts
<Renb> s/^.*$/\nQUIT :butts/
<PikalaxALT> Renb: PikalaxALT actually meant:
* PikalaxALT has quit (Quit: butts)
<Renb> LOL
Comment: abusing a sed script.
#6824
<@Logan> I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident.
<@Logan> I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?"
#51577
<Theropissed> Hey tuqui
<Theropissed> I enlisted.
<Tuqui-tuqui> yes vash :D
<Tuqui-tuqui> schweet!
<Tuqui-tuqui> you have server IP?
<Theropissed> ...
<Theropissed> as in
<Theropissed> joined the army.
<Theropissed> ...
<Tuqui-tuqui> oh...
Comment: #cainslair, etg
#25269
<Notoes> YES
<Notoes> FINALLY
<TlMMAH> u kissed a girl?
<Notoes> no
<Notoes> EXTERNAL 60GIG HD
#29799
<Edwards> what's wrong with having 20 thousand pictures of little boys?
<Edwards> lmao
<porkbelly> umm
<Edwards> lmfao
<porkbelly> I can think of 20,000 things wrong with that
#52688
<Mal> OK, so one of the guys we hired for Christmas was telling us a story from his last job yesterday...
<Mal> A bunch of senior management guys came down for the weekend, and took some junior management guys (store managers and stuff) out camping.
<Mal> So they're out there in the bush and they're doing a bonding exercise where they skin kangaroos they've shot.
<Mal> They're busy getting drunk that night when the senior guys chip in $25 and dare one of the junior guys to fuck one of the skinned kangaroos. He refuses, they up the ante to $50, and he fucking does it. Fucks a skinned kangaroo.
<Mal> The guy wakes up the next morning in his tent, and the skinned kangaroo he fucked the night before has been put in the sleeping bag beside him. Not only did this poor bastard fuck a dead, skinless kangaroo, he then slept with it!
<Wad_S> LOL, that's awesome! Where'd he work?
<Mal> That's the best part.
<Mal> He worked at Burger King.
#50821
<Pashoshon> Hey, do you know when n00b hunting days are?
<Lukian> When?
<Pashoshon> Any day ending with 'y'.
<Lukian> Well, then forget about tomorrow.
<Pashoshon> At least we've got today! :P
#235397
<Smidge204> Asperger's syndrome is most commonly contracted by reading the Wikipedia article on Asperger's syndrome.
#6281
<sylwia> Everything from this point on is dependant on you being able to relax your anus