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#32703
<Rjx> <Rjx> hi new graphics card, I'll just put you in
<Rjx> <gfxcard> HAHA BITCH NOW I CAN CORRUPT YOUR REGISTRY AND MAKE YOUR COMPUTER REFUSE TO BOOT
Comment: #geekissues
#39712
<DaedalusXXX> I figured out a way to rid america of stupidity once and for all
<Gibo> we're english, it isn't our probem and we don't care
<cetra> lol
<DaedalusXXX> instead of desks, in schools they should have electric chairs, and every time someone says something stupid, they get 20kv up their ass
* DaedalusXXX was kicked by cetra (BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT)
<Gibo> hahahah
<cetra> Sometimes I hate myself :D
* DaedalusXXX has joined #gtforum
* cetra sets mode: +v DaedalusXXX
<DaedalusXXX> eh, wtf?
#20230
<kingmob> i wonder how bad the irritating dork contingent at the matrix is gonna be
<kingmob> and i wonder to what extent i am one
<kingmob> i suppose the best i can hope for is no sysadmins dressed as trinity
#3764
<ric> tbh, I would like to know why only fat women who have no chance of scoring with anyone seem to see *me* as their ideal partner
<tommy_> ditto
<ric> maybe, it's my good looks, my charm, my generosity....
<ric> or perhaps it's my hat of meat... just who knows?
#34564
<ChrizzNL> err this is a C++ help channel, right?
<oracel> a what?
<ChrizzNL> what kinda channel is this??
<oracel> a channel for people with the rare blood decease Rhesus C plus (plus)
<ChrizzNL> woops
#296915
<_Pooky> Watch out for the 700cal sandwichs tho.
<lion42> _Pooky, I'm on a 4000 calorie diet. I can have all the sandwiches I damn well want. :P
<Uncertain> that's no diet, that's a monster
<_Pooky> No shit...why are you on a 4k diet?
<_Pooky> Weight training or something?
<lion42> Pancreatic insufficiency. Because I don't dump out enough enzymes, I don't absorb calories or.. anything at all, really, as well as other people do.
<lion42> 4000 is my normal, average, maintaining my weight diet.
<_Pooky> Ok, that makes sense then.
<_Pooky> That's got to make for messy bowel movements.
<lion42> Yes, my shits are festive.
#22739
<Airlea> If I was trying to hit on you AJ, I'd just use my frying pan.
<FBMachine> woah, foreplay and cooking at the same time
#16698
*** marily-manson was kicked by Satan (amature)
#49684
(Shinobu) pants
• Amber looks down
(Amber) yesh, i remembered 'em
#2491
<Frisky> my oldest was 34.. when I was 17.. was my mums best mate.. had an affair with her for 3 months heh.. she learnt me quite a lot..
<Pie-Man> Frisky: she learnt you quite a lot? obviously not grammar
#46479
<+bad_karma> Dude, are you deaf? I've been msg'ing you for 15 minutes!
<@Matsunaga> Yes, I am deaf. That is why I communicate exclusively on IRC, or else using a speech recognition program.
<+bad_karma> HAHA
<+baer> LOL
*** Matsunaga sets mode +b *!*@*.nyc.rr.com
*** Matsunaga sets mode +b *!*@*.bos*.verizon.net
*** bad_karma has been kicked from #anime by Matsunaga (Don't mock my disabilities.)
*** baer has been kicked from #anime by Matsunaga (Don't mock my disabilities.)
<@Matsunaga> I wasn't joking, you bigots!
#310026
<Zemyla> Wait, wrong room.
<Zemyla> Wait, the wrong room was for the wrong room.
#3581
<Slant> In the process of arguing for chinese food
<Slant> I appear to have slipped my guilt in .. err .. inability to cook food.
<Slant> If it reaches the complexity of boiling water, I don't have the attention span.
<Slant> As such, we have had a few vict.. err .. accidents around the house.
<Slant> So it looks like I'll be eating ramen tonight. Worse, I'll be eating it carefully monitored.
#40857
<blister> you know whats sweet about et?
<blister> everyone plays with a ping of like, 350
<blister> and i ping 30
<blister> do the math... :D
<blister> its like a retard fight
<blister> where i run around and shoot handicapped kids
<blister> i LOVE it
Comment: #brained / irc.nullirc.net
#59035
<+withnail> just because i'm unemployed, have long hair and sit about all day smoking weed doesn't make me a hippy
#307478
<evelyn> hmm
<evelyn> having two computers playing two instances of the same MMO at once has its social advantages
<evelyn> one being female, i can manipulate men while the other watches to see what they say after i leave
<evelyn> the other being male, i can get the rebound on the female in question who had suffered from my advances upon her object of affection
<evelyn> perhaps unfortunately, this appears to be my sole joy in continuing to play this game
#7840
ð Zibblsnrt simply wants food (there's /none/ in the house ATM) .. ponders
making a pizza run or something
<rob`> zib; isn't halifax still under a few meters ice?
<Zibblsnrt> rob: And?
<Zibblsnrt> :)
<rob`> is there a tunnel network or something?
<Zibblsnrt> rob: No, we simply float atop it because we're just that suave
#39904
<Puunukke> A Russian lieutenant stands on a cliff with his crew. He looks down, and points at one of his privates.
<Puunukke> - You there. Stand here on the edge, stick your right hand out and jump down.
<Puunukke> The lieutenant watches the soldier fall down and shouts to the next one.
<Puunukke> - You! Come here, point your left hand and left foot forward and jump down.
<Puunukke> The lieutenant again watches the soldier fall, thinks for a minute and shouts again.
<Puunukke> - You there. Come lie down here on the edge, put your right foot up and roll over to the chasm.
<Puunukke> The lieutenant continues until a general arrives at the scene shouting at the lieutenant.
<Puunukke> - Lieutenant Vasiljev, how many times do I have to tell you not to play Tetris at work?
#19465
* Lotach presses his internet-relay Stab-in-eye-omatic button
#88844
<Slowking_Man> Ugh, I'm dealing with a site that apparently uses javascript to load flash to load WMV files
<Slowking_Man> It's like something out of Richard Stallman's nightmares
Comment: #defocus@irc.freenode.net
#299740
<Plagman> well calls on my phone tend to panic its kernel since the last modifications I made
<Plagman> but nethack plays great.
#9036
<DJTodd> Which is gayer? Pokemon or Pro Wrestling?
<LarsC> wrestling.
<Amoeba> Wrestling.
<jt`> wrestling.
<[prone]> wrestling.
#59427
<adam> I need to work on my attention span
<adam> I went to find something to eat
<adam> ended up shaving
#30106
<@crrj-lunchbreak> ROFLMAO, on the phone with my brother, internet is out at his work, his boss just said, and I heard it, "No internet? No e-mail too?"
<@crrj-lunchbreak> lol, the guy doesn't grok, no internet, no e-mail
* @DM laughs at crrj's brother's boss
<@crrj-lunchbreak> That's okay, we laugh at him too
<@crrj-lunchbreak> I used to work for him
<@crrj-lunchbreak> I watched him fry a HD by putting it circuit board down, power on, onto the chasis of the computer
Comment: And the guy supposedly does computer consulting...
#30511
[Eticam] I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
[Eticam] And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
[Eticam] When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
[Eticam] Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
[Eticam] The girl started crying and left class