Random | Latest | Best | Full Site
#4119
* TpS has returned, cleaning shit stains off my panties. [gone:3h28m12s]
<BDawkins> party on
<Yourname> my my! you've been cleaning panties for 3 hours!!!
<Yourname> lol
<sycon> heh
<TpS> the stains were really bad
#11101
(+AeroBob): Ooh! New saying. "A Werthers Original is like anal sex..."
(@Pixie|3554Y): They're both given by grandad? :O
(+AeroBob): And, of course, both are best served hard.
#6155
<Mooglez> the lack of intelligent and cultured converstaion bores me
<Mooglez> laterz bitchez
#28644
<jay> i was so tired i started seeing shit, it was really crazy
<jay> i was at shane's house and i saw a cat
<jay> sitting in front of me
<jay> but shane doesn't have a cat
<jay> and nor does his neighbor have dancing leprechauns in his driveway
#95780
<Apollo> my girlfriend just walked in on me masturbating to goatse =/
<Trinexx> And you wonder why she cheated on you...
<Apollo> ...how the hell do you know about that?
#153558
<evad> I just picked up "Learning Python" from our bookshelf.
<Skimble_Work> That would be cool. A snake that you wrap around you, and it imparts knowledge.
<ka> and then crushes you to death
<evad> sounds like Python to me
#7952
<ZangTT> it's like a massive 300 story zombie john maynard keynes is wandering through california, tearing down buildings and breathing fire.
#310954
<mischa> i was just yelling at oracle world people on the street
<mischa> told them oracle is trash and to get a real DB
<mischa> you heard of postgres? it’s dope, free, scales like a motherfucker, open source and YOU DONT HAVE TO SUCK LARRY ELLISON’S COCK
<mischa> sup bro? you use oracle? it’s no good dude, get a real database
<mischa> one guy seemed really angry i was bothering him, he said he actually works at oracle, looked really grim
#44
<iMike> i remember in 8th grade health class we had some guy from a std clinic come in
<iMike> and he was talking about porn mags
<iMike> and some kid was like 'what about playboy?'
<iMike> and the guy was like 'well some consider that to be more of a softcore magazine'
#34572
<Rjx> when I used to play battlefield 1942 at the local LAN place I used the nick therapist killer (therapistkiller)
<Rjx> and we're playing a game and this guy shouts over to me
<Rjx> "what have you got against rapists?"
#28361
<Zippy2> im a poor sob
<Zippy2> having enough to live would be nice
<think> sell your extensive dildo collection
<Ooter> good idea
<Zippy2> think
<Zippy2> i cant sell it for much
<Zippy2> theyve got shit stains on them
<think> stick em in the dishwasher
#6868
* Brooke just adores the way you people try to worm out of stuff. <G> "Could you explain it to Brooke?" "I'd love to, but I'm right in the middle of chewing my hand off."
#302445
Mark: Wtf
Mark: Ive been here an hour and a half and still haven't done anything
Mark: I'm waiting for my boss to tell me to do something
Mark: but hes too busy pirating movies from my hard drive.
#301267
<segosa> hey guys, let's write a befunge program
<segosa> i'll go first
<segosa> > v
<shawnz> ^
<shawnz> oops
#309395
<BlackoutIsHere> Hey, how much space does it take to host a debian package repo?
<cZk> the same amount it did 7 years ago
Comment: Found in #ramnode @ irc.esper.net
#38060
21:08 <@SteveB> i just realized that the girl i've been hitting on for the past 3 days is a senior
21:08 <@SteveB> lol
21:08 < andy> hah
21:08 < andy> whenever you see a girl you should just walk up to her and say "asl"
21:08 < andy> then youll know
Comment: #neoturbine on irc.neoturbine.net
#62094
Speckz: her orgasms sound like throwing a cardboard box into a fireplace
#87368
<[F12]Nick> ummm does neone know how to change my font back from size 26...i can read about 3 messages at a time and they all intimidate me
<[E09]SEANO> File > Settings > Colours and Fonts
<[F12]Nick> also...my homepage is meatspin.com...my username seems to be shabongbong and there black porn all thru my recent documents
<[F12]Nick> i think i need to lock my door
<[F12]Nick> next time i go out
#53351
<Sp3cial> heard coming from my brother's room (he has a freind over, they're plsying soul calibur 2)
<Sp3cial> "Why are you using Taki? she su- oooh, bouncy!"
#39712
<DaedalusXXX> I figured out a way to rid america of stupidity once and for all
<Gibo> we're english, it isn't our probem and we don't care
<cetra> lol
<DaedalusXXX> instead of desks, in schools they should have electric chairs, and every time someone says something stupid, they get 20kv up their ass
* DaedalusXXX was kicked by cetra (BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT)
<Gibo> hahahah
<cetra> Sometimes I hate myself :D
* DaedalusXXX has joined #gtforum
* cetra sets mode: +v DaedalusXXX
<DaedalusXXX> eh, wtf?
#27183
* Joins: cybergeek (~cybergeek@riscy.net-20F8CEF6.cable.mindspring.com)
<cybergeek> help!
<cybergeek> i need to think of something that my g/f and i can do, that doesn't require any amount of nudity
<cybergeek> also must be something that does not involve spending muchos monitos, does not involve revel fires, does not involve frisbee, does not involve Monty Python (cuz i haven't converted her yet)
<Heretic> Cuddle beneath a tree in the warm summer night.
<cybergeek> good idea
<cybergeek> only problem is it rained earlier, so it's all wet now
<Heretic> Get a blow dryer.
#2483
<jason> life is like a rental car, you fuck it up, and give it back.
#22838
<Alex> whenever i finally think i'm gonna dump this girl, she always says something that changes my mind, like right before i say something
<Alex> generally a 'i love you alex'
<Alex> shes a psychic gold digger :(
#29949
<kare> The next Microsoft OS will have a new anti piracy feature: it will come in an arcade cabinet, you need to insert coins to boot it or start a program
#44955
gr3ym4tt3r: NEVER MASTURBATE AFTER 5 DAYS OF NOT DOING IT.
AerialFlames: Dude, yeah
gr3ym4tt3r: Especially with no towels nearby.
AerialFlames: It goes BOOM
gr3ym4tt3r: This is gonna be fucking nasty, but I hit myself in the fucking EYE.
gr3ym4tt3r: IN. MY. EYE.
AerialFlames: ..WTF
AerialFlames: WTF
AerialFlames: POINT IT AWAY
AerialFlames: DUMBASS
gr3ym4tt3r: I did... but it was like... *twi*BLAMF*tch*