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#28890
<PRoWoRK> i like my vagina!
<[Piratez]> o.o
<PRoWoRK> ...sorry...
<[Piratez]> pro, this is the part where u type 'wrong chan'
#103237
<Rachel> Can't move to Texas, I'm not legally female there.
#28339
<@Rjx> I just spent 3 minutes trying to find the wire to my headphones
<@Rjx> then I realised.....THEY ARE WIRELESS HEADPHONES
Comment: #geekissues
#64908
<Draconx> codered, aplay < /dev/urandom
<kepstin> if you hear noise, it works
<codered> oh FUCK
<codered> that was loud
<codered> I woke up my gf....
<codered> I think I just shit my pants
#30167
* OverlordQ changes topic to 'Forget Bayes, We need the Stalin Mail Filter (TM) -- it detects spam, hunts down the spammer, and exiles them to Siberia.'
#766
<ckx> i'd love to become a hit man
<ckx> not because i like killing people
<ckx> just for the nice suits
<ikkenai> and the bitches
#33505
<SexyTurd> oh yuck the most horrible wet fart just came out of my butthole
<Golurilu> wtf
<Golurilu> was it absolutely necessary to share that?
<SexyTurd> sorry
<Golurilu> Somehow my bran muffin doesn't seem so tasty anymore :(
#295612
<%bassist> 2 days ago i answered a telemarketer pretending i was a telemarketer selling them stuff
#22213
Sinviras: Squeak got himself a g/f
Sinviras: ?
CVYSqueak915: yeah
Sinviras: grats
CVYSqueak915: thanks
Sinviras: what lvl is she?
CVYSqueak915: SHe has no internet
Sinviras: ....
Sinviras: dump her
#302338
<frysteev> im wondering what weekend at bernies would have been like if jim henson made it
#7079
<DocWebstr> Okay... a couple of things before I very literally go pass out....
<Mycroft> If it's about Soylent Green, we already know. :)
#55647
AlarmedBread: condoms are like computer parts
AlarmedBread: except, they have potential to be much more entertaining
Hellmark[RS]: Well, if thats true, I'd collect them out of the trash, and use them for years after they've been abandoned
#151919
Hali: I stole a government-issued pencil today
Hali: somebody called me a terrorist for it :O
#17359
«+kennyv» drakkhen: heh, a buddy of mine offered me a p3 800mhz for 80 bucks about a year ago
«+kennyv» but i was like "GRRR FUCK INTEL BITCH"
«+kennyv» then i carved an amd logo into my chest with an old isa sound card
#32944
<JustAGirl> did i miss something here?
<KArmA-> were you sleeping?
<KArmA-> is your ass sore?
<JustAGirl> no on both counts
ð LabMonkey hides the vacuum hose
<KArmA-> then no
Comment: #bifemunix on EFnet
#9565
<[S]evered> man, diego, how fast would a 2 60 gb hds ata raid setup be?
<stoldark> rpm?
<[S]evered> 7200
<stoldark> what kind of raid setup?
<[S]evered> yes
<stoldark> mirroring or striping?
<[S]evered> connected
#14500
@(F|uid) candlelight dinners suck
@(F|uid) i cant see my food
#48434
<Seraphina> it is so cool to watch a snake eat something that is 4 times the size of its head
<Seraphina> I wish I could unhinge my jaw so I could fit huge things in my mouth.
<Seraphina> gah
<Seraphina> wait
#26347
<mef> American Scientists Finalize Plans To Construct Artificial Tri-Force;
<mef> US Declares War On Ganon
<mef> http://graphics7.nytimes.com/images/2003/06/28/weekinreview/29over.slide01.jpg
#125372
* Brownie12149 sets ban on Religion!*@*
<Brownie12149> if i had my own country
<Brownie12149> i would be want to able to control it through IRC commands
#17861
<ouija666> this gay guy was bitching about only being with guys with small dicks
<ouija666> which is pointless if you have a gaping queer anus
<ouija666> so i say like
<ouija666> he needs a tattoo on his ass that reads 'you must be this tall (arrow) to ride this ride'
#4460
<jre> One time I went into a stupid donut shop to take a pee-pee. They had a sign that said: PLEASE "FLUSH TOILET" BEFORE LEAVING. Flush toilet was in parentheses. So I assumed it was code for something
<jre> So I "pissed in the sink"
#426
<ck10k> is there any site where you can dig up data on someone if you have their social security number?
<lux> hahah
<ck10k> damnit. the information age my ass
#9613
<issuez> im skinny for an irc girl
#306012
panjohnl: Bad joke time! So Helium walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases here."
panjohnl: Helium doesn't react.
panRJK: you know what I say to that?
panRJK: He He He