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#3377
[20:21] <Wabajape> how many gbas did you buy?
[20:21] <KidHype> 2
[20:22] <KidHype> his and hers
[20:22] <Wabajape> none for the kids?
[20:22] <KidHype> we are the kids
#15930
<intokbles> sorry, i cant understand...
<intokbles> im from argentina,
<nobody> its ok jose
<intokbles> and my english it`s not so goof
<nobody> : )
<nobody> actually it is goof
#17679
<azzl> i can getcha a cheap bmw.
<azzl> or mercedes, ya like-a the mercedes?
<azzl> there's just a little scratch on it.
<azzl> where the vin's supposed to be.
<azzl> i wouldn't worry about it.
#294687
FurtherThan: sis,
FurtherThan: rickrolling is dead.
FurtherThan: i'm sorry, the macy's parade killed the shit out of it
s37: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FurtherThan: a good meme's time is just it's time
FurtherThan: and it was rickrolling's time
FurtherThan: i know, it's hard
FurtherThan: but you just got to let it go
FurtherThan: until 4chan comes up with something else equally ridiculous
s37: no!
s37: rick aistley, I promise you,
s37: I'm never gonna give you up
FurtherThan: i'm never gonna let you down
s37: never gonna run around
s37: or desert you
FurtherThan: *sniff*
#7986
<CrazySpence> e-mail is just really lagged irc
#38417
<GHL> who can not admit that arnie's accent when he was still not-a-good-speaker-of-english was UBERLEET
<ModdedCyborg> hes a good speaker of english now?
<Orchid> hes the governer of california he would need to be
<ModdedCyborg> not really
<ModdedCyborg> i mean... bush is the president :x
#54816
<progen> ive converted to lmaoism
#19617
<Rivorus> i feel stupid cuz i can never open the godam condoms
<Rivorus> and then when i get it on i feel even more dumb cuz I'm the only one in the room
#55247
<@Jarn> My entire belief system is under attack.
<wotnarg> ?
<@Jarn> I just found a microsoft product that is not only easy, but GOOD. :/
<@Jarn> I can't believe it.
<@Jarn> Has everything I've stood for... been a lie?
<@Jarn> Curse you, Windows Movie Maker 2.1! You are shaking the foundations of my life!
<@Jarn> Help me!
<@Jarn> What do I do? What do I believe? I'm so confused!
<wotnarg> Don't worry...
<wotnarg> It was probably made by a small company that was bought out.
<wotnarg> Like Halo.
<@Jarn> Thank you, I believe I understand now.
<@Jarn> My faith was shaken, but came out stronger in the end.
Comment: #wotlinux
#31143
<Berzerker> i think i just farted at about 25 hz
#3973
<Ouroboros> suds: You are drunk, we are sober. Why are you sad?
<suds> i dunno
<suds> maybe cuz all the chicas at the club were so underage it was like walkin into jail
*** suds has some standards
<suds> noone under 18
<suds> now that i'm 22
<Ouroboros> I only have 2 standards.
<Ouroboros> A left one and a right one.
#33003
<perro-ness> see.... i enjoy being able to go to class, fall asleep, and still do better than everyone else
#29455
<Techdeck> note to self: www.manpages.com is NOT an online resource to get *nix man pages
#7332
<AshiFoo> I just need a life now
<AshiFoo> and a faster 'net connection
#309577
<Caboose> Mango, you're a programmer, right?
<Mango> Depends. If you're asking because you're curious, yes, I've been a programmer for most of my career.
<Mango> If you're asking because you installed 5000 toolbars and now your computer "runs kinda slow", I work at Starbucks.
#14466
<Amante> Do you guys know how many 24hr porno shops they have going down 75?
<@Breathe> 138.
<@Breathe> And you don't want to know how I know that.
<Amante> I thought I recognized your picture :)
#62902
<+chels> real human porn weirds me out, i dont wana see other people doin it
Comment: #wpi
#10684
<mag8|iron^^> I really want to masturbate. All of my friends are doing it. But there is a problem: I am a Roman Catholic, and my religion considers it a sin. I want to do it one time — where should I do it, and how can I make it the most
#26432
<kuribo> either this CD player is possessed or it's trying to tell me to take out this Avril Lavigne CD
<kuribo> i would think it was these cheap ass CDrs i bought
<kuribo> but my christina aguilera retail CD does it too
<MikeSweetser> Ted, every insight into your CD collection reveals more of a damaged, lonely man. :)
#255470
(+ShinSR71) if i commit suicide i would probably dress up as someone from Naruto to get the show banned
#23967
<Apocalypz> this ftp i leeched from at school said it had porn and i was like yay
<Apocalypz> then i got home and theres loadsa feet and midgets in the porn
<Apocalypz> i felt like crying
<Apocalypz> then i started laughing at the naked midget instead
#32747
<n3wt> Anyone have any scissors?
<n3wt> Oh, you're all on the internet aren't you, nm
Comment: #awars-bench
#52306
<Sef> We were cleaning out my friend's storage space today because his parents paid us 25 bucks each. :o
<Sef> And we found some interesting things.
<rstlne> oh?
<Sef> A vibrator. Some weird gloves. And a book. "The New Joy of Sex"
<Sef> We stuck the vibrator in the dishwasher that was there.
<Sef> Then we went back to his house and found out his parents are going to give the dishwasher to his grandmother.
<Sef> So..
<Sef> Either way, someone's going to open up the dishwasher and get a surprise.
<Sef> Big orange floppy penis.
#5853
<Spooooky> Ever notice how straight guys, when making a "Hell, I'd fuck him" joke always say they'll do the fucking?
<Spooooky> They don't say "I'd take a shot in the eye from him"
<Spooooky> Like it's LESS gay to be the pitcher than the catcher
#295355
NewClear4: did you win the argument?
ccmods: From the perspective that I was correct, yes. From the perspective that arguing with a 13 year old kid whose voice was cracking, no.