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#24269
<The_Roach> Where's Gatts when you need him?
<Winter> dead?
<The_Roach> Not possible.
<The_Roach> That's where we need him.
<The_Roach> PARADOX!

#10783
<gr0undh0g> I spent an hour and a half once trying to tie a hair to a fly
<kritical> whyd you do that?
<gr0undh0g> so I could have a pet

#33428
<~kid[0]> odd
<~kid[0]> so friday
<~kid[0]> i drank alot of beer
<~kid[0]> yesterday i woke up feeling fine
<~kid[0]> today i wake p and my head hurts
<~kid[0]> wtf?
<+x24> lag
Comment: #gideontech

#7840
ð Zibblsnrt simply wants food (there's /none/ in the house ATM) .. ponders
making a pizza run or something
<rob`> zib; isn't halifax still under a few meters ice?
<Zibblsnrt> rob: And?
<Zibblsnrt> :)
<rob`> is there a tunnel network or something?
<Zibblsnrt> rob: No, we simply float atop it because we're just that suave

#39765
<bball> it's for single computer geeks who live in their mom's basement eating hotpockets and Mountain Dew while whacking off to video games
* Lost buys it

#31900
<LuminuS> everything you like = gay
<SniperGuy> i like you LuminuS
Comment: irc.mikernet.org

#7497
<mild7> its always real nice when you step out of bed and step into wetness

#36305
<Volrath> heya stumble
<Volrath> long time no see
<Volrath> how;s the vodka :P
<stumble> heya
<stumble> dunno not drunk it in ages :P
<stumble> hows the pot?
<stumble> :P
<Volrath> dunno
<Volrath> haven't smoked in a week
<Volrath> and 2 days
<Volrath> DAMN
<Volrath> wtf happend to us
<Volrath> we became boring :/
Comment: +Having a real life fucks up your drug abuse!

#51050
<@kickaha> I'm beginning to be seduced by the life of leisure shit.
<Franoculator> run for President.  You get 6 weeks of vacation per month.
<`WarpKat> yea...and also whenever there's a crisis

#18756
<FiZi> I WANT YOU TO CALL ME
<FiZi> JUST SO I CAN SAY "OH HELLO MR. TROLL FAG! YOUR MATURE!" and then hangup on YOU
<WO-Booz> it'd be funny if you actually make spelling errors when you speak, too

#252356
xexyz: I don't think there are NATO specs for Nerf ammunition

#1091
(tiko-out) Guin is the poster child for pulling out
(Twin-X) although she's the result of not

#10883
<jorm> fuck freedom. freedom is for weenies.
<jorm> COOL people want to be oppressed.

#61121
<Ked|work> You know you've used linux more than google when typing 'man pipe' into the search bar doesn't instantly seem like a bad idea.

#171657
< evitable> i always rather liked badminton
< evitable> except for the time i hit a shuttlecock into a tree
< evitable> then lost a racket trying to get it out
< evitable> lost a rake tryin to get the racket
< evitable> and lost a fucking 2x4 trying to get anything
< evitable> then ruined my pants with sap

#32813
<Footle> I have a beautiful vision. It involves the authors of typhoon, a wooden stake, some rope, some napalm, lots of kindling, and a flaming torch

#1248
<sara:#i386> - o we reserve the right to be assholes when we've had a bad day.

#297766
<@monkey> so, is anyone else going to update their resume with "5 year google beta tester"?

#7958
<sine> "You couldn't get a stroke of genius if you were giving a handjob to Einstein."

#1680
<timmo> if i were to take a stab in the dark as to what josh is pissed about
<timmo> i would have to say its women troubles
<josho> next time you take a stab at something, aim for your eye

#41056
<@Hatman> Well that was fun
<@Hatman> At dinner, we usually watch tv, and as usual I am mesmerised by it..
<@Hatman> Well, I was trying to scoop some sauce out of a bowl with my knife...actually that was after I was trying to eat my food with two knifes, wondering why the fuck it wasn't working without realising..
<@Hatman> Anyways, I'm trying to scoop some sauce out of this bowl while watching tv...
<@Hatman> So my Dad goes 'Constantin, why don't you just use that spoon in front of you'...
<@Hatman> ..just when he said that a ad for Matrix, which is going to be shown tomorrow, came on, and I just said "there is no spoon"
<@Hatman> ..and he get's all pissed of and goes "what the fuck are you talking you moron, it's right in front of you"
<@Hatman> ..I'm done.

#8336
<Sanji> I eat people.
<Sanji> I'm a humanitarian

#3851
<shin_k> rez is great though
<shin_k> just because of how insane it is visually
<shin_k> and w/ a great sound system it will make you CRAP YOUR PANTS
<TURBOMEAT> I don't think I've flat out crapped my pants yet
<TURBOMEAT> but there may have been some subtle fecal leakage, yes

#42192
<Evo|utioN> for bots
<mutante> what about it
<Evo|utioN> need
<mutante> please form sentences

#875
<Dr_DOS> a typhoon smashed into hong kong
<Dr_DOS> wiping out 1.5% of their pirated goods
<Dr_DOS> a total profit of $300,000 for US companies alone

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