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#182384
<Zepheric> wow... was playing Tf2 and a guy joined named Barack Obama, then he started telling people why they should vote for him
<Zepheric> so we vote kicked him
#4410
<amoeba> it's like Beverly Hills 63.217.26.3
#23927
<|CM|>Mongoose> i'm looking for a girl that enjoys having a bad time
<Paralysis> search for the keyword "gothic"
#31065
[Boogernish] many times i've loved
[Boogernish] and many times been bitten
* Naomi bites Boogernish
[Boogernish] awesome
[b0wser] sometimes monkeys bite each other during sex
[Naomi] sometimes people bite eachother during sex
[Boogernish] sometimes i bite monkeys during sex
#37027
<JudeTepes> The gay test timed out while calculating my percentage.... I hope that's nothign bad.
Comment: #rm2k on irc.dynastynet.net
#311061
<KateLibby> and no, im not iliterate, my parents were married
#102125
<Ylle> I need a good Ps2 game
<Deathwind> ummmmmmmmm
<lifning> disgaea
<Ylle> that's been released recently
<Ylle> that's not a grindfest
<Ylle> and has good 2p fun
<Ylle> ooooh and no fighting games¨
<lifning> this is the part where you get a different console
#303759
< ADINSX> where are you from thereyougo?
< thereyougo> finland
< thereyougo> when in 3rd grade we started english teacher asked what we can say in english
< thereyougo> it was all like "autobots, roll"
Comment: #cobol
#4159
<Teratogen> what is the difference between PMS and PWS?
<Rhelik> Teratogen: one is a curse on men sent by god, the other is a curse on men sent by microsoft
#6788
<drdink> hey
<drdink> who's good at graphics and logos and crap?
<xanatos> drdink; I'm pretty good at crap (I make my own)
#51136
<kode> .:.
<kode> ..:
<kode> :..
<kode> ....
<kode> ::
<kode> tetris
Comment: #nodewar
#50293
<Geeno> Philosophy teacher exists because Professional Bong Smoker doesnt
Comment: #offtopic
#1567
<ckx> i wish i had a gf who was into really cheap things
<ckx> like 5 cent rings from vending machines
<ckx> then i'd be in heaven
<ckx> "yah i got you something today... it's a gumball"
<ckx> "OH WOW LETS FUCK"
<ckx> stupid women
<mdl> haha
#1770
<whoreee> i just ordered the explosion self titled CD single?
<Weeve> what's it called?
#21378
<RocketFodder> that is the worst porn ever
<RocketFodder> that said, i'll..uh...bbl...
#51100
donchongo: i wonder what possesed some one to invent play-doh and silly putty
Wildfire: poop dries out to fast
donchongo: that really put a screeching halt to my thought process
#2580
<salaman> Tzuri3l: hehe, there's a reason I charge $450/hr you know :)
<M5sedan_> wow, you must give really good head to charge that much ;)
<salaman> M5sedan: want to try? 10 hour minimum , and no pull-back policy ... 50% upfront ... got the money?
<M5sedan_> no pull-back policy = you swallow? ;)
<salaman> M5sedan_: yes, and also means If you come, I still charge you the 10hrs :) ... LOL
#4585
<[ric]> personally I prefer a nice big vibro up the ass while typing two handed
<gaymale> your coworkers get suspicious if you type good one hand in front of them
<[ric]> yeh.. luckily I have the door wired up to the vibro, that way the motor cuts out as they enter the room
#10989
<Vang> No matter how dead one is, it's still demoralizing to see one's crotch get hurled explosively across a warehouse.
#303084
<happyman|sleep> man i was just thinking of something. it would be great to setup an entire irc server of nothing but bots. that appear to be real people. so when random people join the server. they can spend weeks there thinking they are really talking to people.. only to randomly come back every now and then and let all the people know they were all only bots
<+Wolvenhaven> lol
<+Wolvenhaven> i used to run a room called #someonewhocares
<+Wolvenhaven> and it was moderated
<+Wolvenhaven> with a bot which tried to convince people to suicide
#1633
<Defect> i've sworn off dating to the point where my mother's inquiries as to whether or not i'm gay are getting frustratingly more frequent.
<harb> Defect : Haha.
<harb> I hate that.
<harb> My mom asked me ONCE.. and I just started laughing.
<harb> And then went back to my David Hasslehoff shrine.
<Defect> she visited me a couple weekends ago and we went out to dinner, she had a few drinks and said "You can tell me if you're gay you know, i'm drunk now, i can take it."
#56817
Cobra8279: 1) sleep deprivation alone can not kill you
Cobra8279: and if anything that can not kill you makes you stronger
Cobra8279: soon, i should have superpowers
#3770
<kolby> man I am getting layed so many times this weekend
<kolby> I don't care how tired my hand gets.
#296664
< carbine> Go act mature somewhere else. This is the internet buddy.
#30455
<vermifuge> so i have this girl in bed
<vermifuge> and her friend texts her
<vermifuge> to say shes pregnant
<vermifuge> colossal 21st century cock-blocking
<jube> YOUVE GOT LIMP