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#7902
<Affe> dude why isa alcohol legal and weed not?
<Ouro[420]> I know
<Affe> i can type and drive stoned off my ass no proeblem
<Ouro[420]> Yeah
<Affe> but drunk i can't'ed do to jack shit
<Ouro[420]> Like type
<Ouro[420]> And think
<Affe> exvatcyL!

#310394
<&Orillion> All my lines are under the GNU public license
<&Orillion> Feel free to interpret and rewrite them as you like
<&Orillion> I know my girlfriend does

#150313
<fugi> when mccain wins the election and invades iran, do we get to yell "Monopoly!" and put hotels across iraq, iran and afghanistan?

#56328
<CarbonCpy> I used to have Raggedy Anne & Andy on tape.  It's not gay for me to admit that, is it?
<Og|Oggilby> no
<Og|Oggilby> I used to have it
<egg> 2 gays don't make a straight
Comment: #gbs-tv

#40593
<@god> i love how google always puts celebrity deaths under the "entertainment" section.

#18478
<Mr_sLacKeR> were do i find crosshair files and were do i instal them too?
<Jade-> the internet and your computer

#2789
<brucet> i pay for my internet access - i pay you to HELP me .. so someone better start to tell me how to do it or i'm going to complain about you to my ISP
<brucet> HAHA - you wont call me a lamer when u get sacked by the ISP - i have just wrote an e-mail to them now explaining that you wont help!!

#24437
<dooder> whats the quickest way to make a woman orgasm
<Ferrus> Who cares.

#50021
<EventHorizon> is it just me or does our -106 prof wear sweaters alot?
<swtaarrs> that's a sweatshirt
<EventHorizon> yeah
<EventHorizon> i think sweatshirt extends sweater though
<EventHorizon> so its still an instance
<DroolingSheep> no it doesn't sweaters suck
<swtaarrs> you're an instance of stupid
<EventHorizon> ur an instance of ur mom
<ChixLoveUnix> I implemented your mom last night.
<EventHorizon> i extended ur mom so bad she threw an exception
<EventHorizon> or something
<swtaarrs> if your mom were a collection class, her insert method would be public

#195581
<titaniumone> A customer came into Best Buy and very clearly asked me where the "Black CD's" were. I assumed he was just your average ignorant racist so I brought him to the rap section, at which point he freaked out and had me get a manager so he could get me fired for being racist.

#2018
<MadHatter> I wish I could get a job as a stunt penis
<MadHatter> like for porno movies
<MadHatter> I don't look like a pornstar(not that I'm ugly, I just don't have that look), but I have a porno penis

#33584
(fleet21): Matteo, you appeal to everyone
(Matteo): I do?
(Tack): Especially the blind.

#296029
<HyperHacker> ^_^      @
<HyperHacker>  ^_^     @
<HyperHacker>   >_>    @
<HyperHacker>    O_O   @
<HyperHacker>     <_<  @
<HyperHacker>      <_< @
<HyperHacker>       x_x@
<HyperHacker>        x_@
<HyperHacker>         x@
<HyperHacker>          @
<HyperHacker>          @
<HyperHacker>          @x
<HyperHacker>          @¯x
<HyperHacker>          @x¯x
<HyperHacker>          @ x¯x
<HyperHacker>          @  o¯O
<HyperHacker>          @   v¯v
<HyperHacker> and that's what happens when you go through a black hole.
Comment: irc.badnik.net #smwc

#36160
<scorf> enormous penises have bigger holes, allowing for a greater number of demons to gain entrance, which is why black men commit so much crime
<rpop> demons enter through the penis!?
<scorf> it would appear so, from this thing I read on the internet which is true!
<rpop> not even 7 am and I've been enlightened already!

#13728
<Darth-Phenom> So Sumez...how was Nadine?
<Sumez> Nice
<Sumez> She liked big cocks
<Sumez> And she did oral
<Yolkhead> Luckily you are a big cock then.

#297921
<bsparks> So, I guess I'm single.
<Tribal> I guess so
<bsparks> well, I'm gonna install Linux a few times

#12379
<[{ug}]> hmm i really should spring clean this pooter. /usr/src is taking up 2.1Gb
<Lithium^> what have you got in there? the sources to your porn collection?

#27207
* jdat sees some weed grow out of whiskers's ears
<whiskers> mmmm, weed
<whiskers> that'd be leet
<whiskers> but dangerous
<whiskers> people would wait for me in dark alleys to beat me up and shave my ears

#114303
< Frolostalker> I fucking hate having OCD. Masturbations should be a joyous occasion. but noooo, after i masturbate, i have to go into my bathroom, and do it again, then preform an elaborte ritual of intricately touching all the walls in a specific fashion
< Frolostalker> fucking hell, i'm gonna go do that

#27658
[GrasMan] when i heard that holly jones' murderer was a software developer for MDS i though 'Hey, that means a job opening'

#5707
<+Straylight> Victoria's Secret is probably that she's a man.
<+gwenhyvar> I have a secret in my pants

#300302
<enkei> this is why computer simulations exist
<enkei> no sane person would stick his dick in a wind tunnel

#87845
<Fravec> Can i see you on the webcam?
<Jamie> no. I got to do my hair and stuff
<Fravec> you dont have to
<Jamie> I dooo :)
<Fravec> I wont look at your face anywayz

#4695
<zathras> This game of rhymes is eating at my brain, I beg of thee, sir, for the love of god, refrain!
<Deliphos> I cannot! In my blood it doth runneth! Hush thee now, lest I cap with my gunneth!

#9293
<egg> i had beer for breakfast yesterday
<Raz> egg: I had YOU for breakfast yesterday
<Raz> BECAUSE YOUR NAME IS "EGG." AND I HAD AN EGG I AM A COMEDY GENIUS
<egg> Raz: If that were so, i'd be playing havoc with your colon
<Raz> egg: You did :[

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