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#22039
<Be`CooL> cum pot sa fac o redirectionare la o pagina de pe alta pagina ?
<RoBorg> <meta http-equiv="refresh" content="10; url=http://my.com"> 10=10 seconds, url=http://my.com is optional
<RoBorg> thats a guess as I have no idea what you actually said...
#54010
<Sara> I've discovered that there are certain things that I just can't say without people saying "No, it's just not right when you say it"
<Sara> Like I'm too nice and innocent or something :/
<The_Taped_Crusader> sara
<Sara> hmm?
<The_Taped_Crusader> just imagine your dad saying "lol hax" and you'll understand.
<Sara> Oh god
Comment: dchub://404hub.no-ip.com
#1610
<watashi-x> Oh my God! Are you attemping to DoS me?
<Polymer> WTF are you talking about dumb ass
<Polymer> I can't get into your MS-DOS
#37043
<JavaGeek> your new g/f is an inmate?
<pr3d4t0r> Yeah. I figured I'd live more dangerously now.
<JavaGeek> mmm.. it doesn't say why she's incarcerated
<pr3d4t0r> Nothing adds to the thrill of sex like wondering "was she in the Big House for whacking her ex-b/f?"
#297660
<ambulance> so I have an amusing trojan that opens a command prompt ever 12 hours and links me to 'macho man' on youtube
<ambulance> I think I'll keep it
#400
<MadHatter> I cut my tongue shaving
#35344
<Rjx> we should spread the myth that having sex with someone who writes in altcaps makes your penis drop off
Comment: #geekissues
#61919
<evalneb> what's the link to your site, david johnston?
<davidbloop> how'd u know my last name
<VerT`> davidbloop is davidbloop@1Cust216.tnt3.adl1.da.uu.net * David Johsnton
<Alizee> rofl david you spelt your name wrong
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#75928
Reddman: brain surgery fascinates me
ion: yeah
ion: usually they have to be conscious during it
ion: to help out
ion: "does it tickle when I do this?"
ion: "No, but I hear 'born in the USA' playing"
ion: "OK, I'll remove that one"
ion: "thanks"
Reddman: lmfao
infernalista: LOL
#31049
<@IceWizard> fufFUCK
<@IceWizard> i keant to puyt shredded mozarella chees euin my lasatgna
<@IceWizard> but i put ufckign shredded COCONUT
#302530
<Apophis> Somalian radio stations have banned certain songs
<Apophis> my first thought upon learning this was, 'they'll still be played on pirate radio'
<Apophis> then I punched myself
#300408
<TJNII> Man, this grandstream phone sure ARPs a lot. It is like a confused old man on my network. "Who am I? Who are you? Who are all these people?" Every 15 minutes.
#32363
<fred> mmmmm http://www.glenmorangie.com/shop_the/s_malts.asp?offset=8 .
<fred> if this one costs that much think how much a new one would cost!
<Edestiny> alcho
<Edestiny> hehe i added it to my basket
<Pioneer> £175
<fred> errr ed it bills you over your phone bill. you have just cost your parents £175.
<fred> on the plus side you will have a rather nice scotch!
<fred> you may need it when your parents get there phone bill.
<Edestiny> shit
<Edestiny> luckly im at alex's house
Comment: glenmorangie = signal malt scotch website.
#7794
<RighteousSuicide> I was running around today like a retard
<RighteousSuicide> and I hear a BANG
<RighteousSuicide> i couldn't figure out what it was
<RighteousSuicide> then I noticed I had run into a dumpster
#7990
<Diamond> There's about 800 people tied up in my basement.
<Prophet> Oh my
<Prophet> What do you use them for?
<mordac> They really bring the room together, you know?
#2839
<drBoston> DGMage : asl
<DGMage> You seriously need a new pickup line.
<drBoston> never
<drBoston> you don't fuck with perfection
#295706
Lord Adam: you know what
Lord Adam: If I feel crap
Lord Adam: I should just look at that picture of the dog in the towel
Amelia: you know
Amelia: you should show like.. bin laden that photo
Amelia: he'll just smile and say
Amelia: "You know.. the war is stupid. No more fighting - I'm getting me a dog. I already have a towel.
#299631
<skywalker> hi
<sexiann> hey
<skywalker> how are you?
<sexiann> luke, i need to tell you something
<skywalker> what is it babe?
<sexiann> i know i should probably say this 2 you face-2-face, but im nervous
<sexiann> we've been going out 4 a while now
<sexiann> and things hav been going gr8
<skywalker> yeah
<sexiann> and i think
<sexiann> i think...
<sexiann> i <3 u
<skywalker> i...
<skywalker> i don't understand
<skywalker> you can't have inequalities with imaginary numbers
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#4262
<jestuh> we are professional idlers
<jestuh> we don't get paid to chat!
#48005
<fittysix> elmo, if the internet were a city there'd be a resturaunt everyone reccomends, but when you walk in you see a gaping anus
Comment: #genmay on irc.0id.net
#95752
<mongrethod> the highschool journalism website i run gets 50k hits monthly
<mongrethod> and I was really happy about that
<mongrethod> until I looked at our search keyphrase hits
<mongrethod> top category that wasn't "other"
<mongrethod> "Paly Boy"
<mongrethod> My school is named paly
<mongrethod> so I was thinking
<mongrethod> hmm thats odd
<mongrethod> then it hit me
<mongrethod> rearrange the a and the l
<mongrethod> I haven't had the heart to tell my staff
#30621
<madog> because your a little pee-on
<madog> who has no pull on this network
<madog> try it agian, ill make sure you're glined
<davidc> haha
<davidc> ok madog
* madog (scottx@vulnerable.org) Quit (Local kill by humble (no pull on this network :)))
#303986
<Sebas> Speaking of terrible and complaining, I celebrated my first time on the wii in about a year and a half by heavily and painfully crushing my thumb between the wiimote and the couch.
<Digga> how does that even happen
<Sebas> Stupidly.
<Logopolis> You silly dutch.
<Sebas> I went "This bowling is too easy, I shall do it with my back towards the TV and my eyes closed and at a distance."
<Sebas> The rest, as they say, is history.
<Sebas> I did throw a strike though, further proving my initial point.
#23855
<pupazz_> I know where I live. Under your bed. Oh yes. One day, You'll feel a knife go through your spine.... Oh yes.
<D_Radio> pupazz_: considering I am currently sleeping on a mattress, it must be very uncomfortable
#295707
<rach> so you can like chop blocks of wood in half with your hand?
<incesticide> yeah
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<rach> does it hurt?
<incesticide> not really, if you do it right
<cj> ...
<incesticide> if you don't know what you're doing you'll end up breaking your hand
*** Quits: cj (I don't even want to know)