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#22279
<skie`> the guy who sits next to me in french class had a friend that was going through CS in college, so we were talking about that... probably 4 or 5 people turn around and say "What the hell, colleges have a CounterStrike department now?"
#113524
<woody> So, you hear about Resident Evil 5?
<woody> Apparently, people are having a cry because you kill black people in it.
<adam_grif> So it's a problem solving game then.
#35161
<withnail> i could tell the relationship was coming to an end because i started backing up all my mp3s onto cd's
Comment: #geekissues
#25399
(XBL-im): i have adelphia/time warner wires running side by side
(XBL-im): into my room
(XBL-im): appartently my adelphia one is creating a magnetic field that send the transmition into the air
(XBL-im): high enough that planes can pick it up
(XBL-im): *i live near a huge international airport*
(XBL-im): anyways, the FCC was looking for the problem
(XBL-im): and they found me
(XBL-im): they gave me this 30 min bullshit lecture on how it works
(XBL-im): and then they offered me an alternative to cable
(XBL-im): lol
#15562
<Tobal> looks like the UK is working to make pot a non-arestable offence
<ssrit> I'd move there.
<ssrit> Where is that?
#32468
--- irc.freenode.net has changed the topic to: WELCOME TO FREENODE. THAT'S NOT MAYONNAISE.
#32137
<NeonEvangeliomon> heh, a friend of mine had his 80 giga (full, btw) fucked because the housecleaner woman decided to vaccuum the space next to his (opened) pc
<Typhlosion_v2> God, that must've really sucked.
<Typhlosion_v2> ...
<Typhlosion_v2> No pun intended.
Comment: #wolfpackproductions on MIRC-X
#50350
<@CFX> no
<@CFX> I'm not into zoophilia
<@CFX> leave that for Daz
<@CFX> and his walruses
<Dazzy> ....
<Dazzy> MANATEES dammit!
#118435
<Lemmy> : no body like's an grammer nazi.
<Harbinger>: *Nobody
<R4dbutton>: *likes
<@Voyager> : *a
<Shakur> : *grammar
<cyclic> : *Nazi
<Lemmy> : ...
* GrammarNazi ;-p
#10350
<ignatz> You are carrying one half-empty Anchor Steam beer, a GameBoy, and an angst-filled heart. You are in a clearing in the woods near a technology company.
<zebulon_y> w
<ignatz> You fall into the Pacific Ocean.
<zebulon_y> e
<ignatz> You are in a clearing in the woods near a technology company. There is a dwarf here with a hat that says "QA" on it.
<zebulon_y> drink beer
<ignatz> glug.
<zebulon_y> say hello to dwarf
<ignatz> FUCK YOU, THAT'S MARKETING'S JOB says the dwarf. He hits you with a memo and you die.
#2478
<Mave> packetmonkey has a whole different meaning in jail :/
#12861
<Jammer> Bad things happen in threes, don't they?
<Fake_Plastic_Tree> like Hanson.
#145685
lbreeves2: its official
lbreeves2: I have spent far too much time on the internets
lbreeves2: I was just typing my paper and was trying to type "Jewish laws"
lbreeves2: It came out "Jewish Lawls"
lbreeves2: so I backspaced it... and typed the same fucking thing again
#7057
<Lazarus> Anyone care to guess my sign?
<DocWebstr> "Keep Off"?
<Lazarus> Wrong Way.
<Beki> this end up? :)
<K`shandra> "Thank You - Come Again." ;-)
#103505
<tonyyarusso> So I just went and looked at my Newegg order status, and saw a message I've never seen before:
<tonyyarusso> "THE PACKAGE IS DELAYED DUE TO A TRAIN DERAILMENT[X] "
#54878
JonathanThompson: Hey helf, if you dispose of an IP address, does it end up in a LANfill?
#26212
<tak08810> Frostlion, that is the porrest splelling Iv'e ever seen
<Frostlion> no it'sn't
<tak08810> err, poorest, I've, spelling
#24993
<secracy> what would be the correct way to be able to have !! in my php script ?
<sZombie> secracy: what?
<secracy> my two exclimation marks arent showing up on my form
<sZombie> secracy: you need to do a double-back-flip-exclamation-mark-escape
#5417
<Yusaku> "God dammit mom, why the fuck did you buy me an xbox?" "What, how can you tell?" "Well, that present under the Christmas tree is either a coffee table, or an xbox...I'm hoping it's a coffee table."
#1813
<doobedoobedoo> Arlaswecryfhrljarufvvutuutwdd
<doobedoobedoo> You know what's funny?
<doobedoobedoo> That's probably a word in welsh.
#310343
< yates> let me read and then perhaps ask more intelligent questions.
< o11c> pretty sure that's never happened in this channel before ^
Comment: freenode ##c++
#2818
<Jumper> bite me
<offwYtE> uMale or female?!?!
<Jumper> heh
<Jumper> u'll find out
<Jumper> ;D
<offwYtE> akkkkkk
<Jumper> haw haw
<offwYtE> taking blind date to a whole new level
<Gimpoid> lol
#49925
< RyuKojiro> if it is a vertical asymptote at 25 then he needs to cook them longer to unburn them ;)
< kernel_dan> its a vertical asymptote from the left (i.e. at time is infinitessimally less than 25)
< kernel_dan> for time greater than 25, it is undefined
< RyuKojiro> Oh, okay ;)
< kernel_dan> by now, his cookies would be really burnt
< RyuKojiro> indefinitely burnt ;)
< kernel_dan> quick! the freezer
< RyuKojiro> Wait, then it would be a 3 dimentional plot of this asymptote
< RyuKojiro> temperature, cook time, and burnt-ness :P
< RyuKojiro> then it would decrease on the z making it just a cold, yet indefinitely burnt cookie
< kernel_dan> and what if burnt-ness where a complex number?
< RyuKojiro> Then he could risk having imaginarily burnt cookies!
< kernel_dan> but they would still really be burnt
Comment: #math
#1470
<isocat> onion headlines make me laugh out loud, even if i have my cock in my hand
#29922
<Delusion> I JUST ASKED OUT A STRANGER.
<Delusion> SHE HAS UNTIL FRIDAY TO ACCEPT.
<Delusion> OR UNTIL SATURDAY TO LIVE.
<Delusion> DEPENDING ON THE DECISION.