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#2106
<RockShox> girls love attention and irc is some place where everyone pays attention to them
#28525
<`DE-Throwdown-e-> if anyone knows how to unclog a toilet when there is no plunger available pm me please...hurry their is sh*t on the floor already
* `DE-Throwdown-e- has quit IRC (Excess Flood)
#220584
<SilverDrake> I don't fall in love with actors all that much
<SilverDrake> mostly 'cuz it breaks my heart when they go and become Scientologists
#310983
<luper> we forced this one guy with a long-ass beard to wear a beard net because his beard DID get caught in a server rack
#57411
<Rjx> you know what i do in case of a flaming?
<Rjx> stop
<Rjx> drop
<Rjx> and rofl
#16708
<Vile-> i need to take a shit
<Vile-> im going to go in my cats litter box
<Vile-> and my mom will go up stairs
<Vile-> and see a huge long shit in the litter box
<Vile-> and be like wtf
#14260
<GunnX> I was locked in my bathroom once getting ready for a date
<GunnX> :)
<GunnX> door knob fell off
<GunnX> those were the days
<polyglot> wtf were you doing to the doorknob?
#127338
<+`WarpKat> so you're getting married in vietnam???
getoutofmygalley nods
<+`WarpKat> at least they'll have plenty of rice to throw ^_^
Comment: irc.triviachat.org/#cyberchat
#30631
<Lippizanr> i'd be a lesbian if i didn't like penises so much.
#178767
<@michai> who is the samba guru here
<@LexMortis> not you.
<@michai> anyone with a constructive answer perhaps..? :)
<@LexMortis> not me.
#14031
<Pepper-> "Dear valued customer, it appears you have attempted to transmit data through your modem. Here at iiNet, it is our policy to stop all outgoing traffic from client's computers, as it encourages rampant misuse of our outragesouly overpriced and underserviced internet accounts. Please refrain from doing this in future, and thank-you for your continued support of our company."
#9148
<midi> if you find some poor idiot with his tongue stuck to the rail
<midi> with a train coming and decide that you really don't wanna see
<midi> him splat, a convenient source of warm mostly-clean saltwater
<midi> is indeed your bladder...
<midi> (or so said one of my scoutmasters...)
<Squeedle> midi: though they might just rip their tongue off trying to
<Squeedle> get away from a scoutmaster pulling his pants down at them
<midi> squee: either way, he gets his tongue off the track. and if
<midi> you're lucky, you get to piss in an idiot's face.
<midi> it's cathartic and good karma. how cool is that?
<Squeedle> well hey, what more can you ask for
<hoche> o/~ hey baby, if you'll be my dog, i'll be your tree, and you
<hoche> can pee on me! o/~
<Squeedle> schadenfreude: A malicious satisfaction in the misfortunes of
<Squeedle> others
<midi> which is kinda neat. you get a choice between letting natural
<midi> selection work or pissing in the idiot's face. it's win-win.
#8751
* Toke_ waits for pills to kick in
<Linguica> toke have you been toking
* Toke_ wonders why his desk is sticky
<Linguica> toke have you been stroking
#6134
<lsd> my win2k box is being a bitch
<HrdwrBoB> that's the default setting
<HrdwrBoB> you have to edit the registry
#14355
<Shelstra> :((
<Shelstra> my poor fishie
<|KazzA|> :o what happened
<Shelstra> nothing but...
<Shelstra> one of his eyes is black
<Shelstra> i think he might be blind :(
<|KazzA|> aww
<Shelstra> we only just noticed it
<Mousey> like it cares anyway
<Mousey> theres not much to see
<staticx> every three seconds it will say 'holyfuck, i can only see out of one eye...'
#10724
TX Luder : dude
TX Luder : i just had a genius idea
TX Luder : m&ms frozen in ice cubes
TX Luder : just think of it man
TX Luder : your sucking on ice
TX Luder : then WHAM
TX Luder : m&m
#7412
<cromicus> they're all like "everytime you say the word 'sex', jesus cries and floods a town in a third-world country"
#33421
<Kosta> oh this will be fun
<Kosta> here's some records that I know for a fact are in my car
<Kosta> The Clash -- London Calling
<Kosta> Brahms 3rd and 4th (Berlin, von karajan...)
<Kosta> 2 eminem records
<Kosta> Yes -- The Yes Album
<Kosta> Toy Dolls -- Greatest hits or anthology or whatever it's called
<Kosta> Rush -- Chronicles
<Kosta> Bob Marley -- Legend
<Kosta> A -- um... whatever their record is called
<Kosta> Massive Attack -- the gray one
<Kosta> um
<Kosta> Oingo Boingo -- boingo alive
<Kosta> oh that's not the title
<Kosta> I can't remember the title, but the Cd cover is gray
<Kosta> or grey
<Kosta> the score to Glory
<Kosta> Doobie Brothers
<Kosta> greatest hits
<Kosta> James Taylor, greatest hits
<Kosta> Carol King -- Tapestry
<Kurt> sell your car
Comment: Kosta writes film music for a living
#317
<Megumi> hahaha ASL nate :P
<NtG> yourage + 1/if you = female { me = male } else { me = female }/surrey
#10159
<etc> so tempting to release a product called 'nicotine' and wait for the patches.
<etc> then i would have a reason to only apply one patch a day. otherwise, i'm going against medical advise.
#70206
<Luuseens> i drank some espresso today.. the conversation went something like this -
<Luuseens> seller.echo ("Would you want me to add some water to your espresso?":
<Luuseens> me.echo ("No, ");
<Luuseens> //me.echo ("you dont add water to my espresso, ignorant bitch, cause then it becomes plain coffe.");
<Luuseens> me.echo ("thank you. :) ");
#205783
chuckstud: C# is terrible
chuckstud: it's like visual basic raped c++ and c++ didn't get the abortion
#3616
<azmaveth> man u know that is funny as shit 127.0.0.1 is my school ip
#3485
<DrWoody> alcohol is my anti-drug.
#44410
Kodan882: I DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT TYPO
Kodan882: i went to look up Breastplate on wikipedia
Kodan882: but i instead typed Beastality
Kodan882: FUCK
DragonmasterJB0: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DragonmasterJB0: Gogo Freud.