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#12045
<Lordb> me want to meet some women tonight
<godlike> me thinks women might like man more if man didn't talk like ape.
#3078
*** Now talking in #catholic
<shervin> where can I download "Catholic School Girls Gone Wild VII" and "Guide to Successfully Raping Nun's 2002 Edition"?
#55285
<Lowlypeon> You know the other day, I saw a bumper sticker "I earn it here, I spend it here - USA" And a little flag.
<Lowlypeon> On a fucking MAZDA
#7545
< Bayls > Sheesus. Was it this dead -before- I got here? :)
< annie > yeah
< Bayls > Hmmm, musta been. Weird, I didn't see any Star Trek marathons on tonight.
#6353
<Eurotik> MSN is fucked up
<Eurotik> I can't even get on IE
#50213
<Milktea> theres a lotta controversey about 9-11
<W1N9Zr0> it's -2
#31787
<Kaelic> Orca informed me I was black listed on the channel, when I wanted to know why he said it was because I got an illegal Stars! Serial, I claimed that someone else told me to do it
<Kaelic> So 3 years later I am digging through logs
<Kaelic> And there it is!
<Kaelic> Orca telling me how to get an illegal serial!
<Kaelic> like 3 days earlier ¬_¬
#36012
--- CFC|Laptop has changed the topic to: idle, idle, idle, idle, idle, idle, idle, idle NETSPLIT NETSPLIT
* Elleo-lap has a sudden vision of idling badgers
#20237
<Paintballaddict> when I grow up, I wanna be green
<Paintballaddict> my mom said I could be whatever I want to be, so I want to be green
<Slayer1> dude, ure wierd
#5741
(nexxai) chali: can I flood your port? maybe brute force my worm through your backdoor....sniff some packets perhaps?
#150312
Amul Muzz said:
Why do I get the feeling that this is really a mob, just waiting for someone to say something they do not agree with?
chrismjr said:
That's the best description for the internet I've ever heard
#29438
<TeddGCM> Speakinf of motorcycles, almost ran a guy over today
<TeddGCM> he was on a motorcycle and he pulled dead out in front of me
<TeddGCM> Almost wasn't able to stop in time
<TeddGCM> I think he crapped his pants
<+Admiral_Justin> well, if you were THAT close... :X
<TeddGCM> well at the next light he sort of sttod up and wiggled like there was something in his pants that shouldn't have been
#4027
<RokChik> just had my first mammogram and anytime you flatten anything that much, it just ain't ever going back to being fluffy and firm again. I just may sue.
#50599
<Rev> I dunno, now I have an extra hour, kinda. I mean, it'll FEEL like I do.
<Rev> But only for today.
<Rev> So I have to use it wisely.
<Nick> porn.
<Rev> Right.
<Inferno> Agreed.
<Rev> An extra hour of porn.
Comment: Daylight savings time
#7960
<Agent_grey> Scanner works! scanner wooooorrrkss!!
<artforz> how did you make it work?
<Agent_grey> its very very technical and scientific, involving the introduction of organic substance interfacing with its structural integrity
<Agent_grey> i whacked it really really hard
#4151
<BucWork> dude; 2pac isn't dead
<BucWork> he is in Europe
<BucWork> my dad works for the fbi
#298655
<t-rex> how does an efnet user change a lightbulb?
<Samael> they dont
<Samael> lightbulbs are too modern
<Samael> like services
Comment: #/x/ irc.netchan.org
#49724
<ihate_tuz> and where did you get this ridiculus idea that i hate you?
<_tuz> geee, i wonder.
#36682
* Rjx sets mode: +o utopian
* Rjx sets mode: -o utopian
<+utopian> if ophood was like sex, I have just been flashed
Comment: #geekissues
#51643
<ryan`> god i fucking rule
<ryan`> my brother stole money from me
<ryan`> so i mixed elmers glue with a bit of water
<ryan`> then i spread some over my sisters little hand puppets
<ryan`> and threw it half way under his bed
<ryan`> now hes grounded all next week for "jacking off with her hand puppets"
#22321
<TriNitY> how are u only 1/2 hour ahed?
<TriNitY> ur clock iz fux0r3d
<Mr_Man> i set my clocks ahead for no good reason other than i feel like i step into the future when i enter my room
#79876
<forestcre> girls don't have colons or farts or poos
<winry> of course they dont
<winry> we never do that
<forestcre> that's why girls are full of shit
Comment: ...got me a kickban.
#310872
< wushin> bjorn not ded, bjorn is parent, parents are zombies because children are parasites
< wushin> Trust me, I'm someone's father.
< Kage> wushin: I would see a doctor about it
< wushin> We did several times.
< wushin> #KidsAreExpensive
#3840
[neckarse] well berret tesratr
[neckarse] wtf.. somone swapped my r and t...
#22529
<Capt_Dequranii> bah... the south were n00bs
<Capt_Dequranii> the north had the better aimbot
<crack> "omg!@! h4x h4x!~!!" Robert E. Lee