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#33770
<muh-hest> no YOU go fuck yourself.. I didn't mean to impregnate her in the first damn place
<muh-hest> oh shit....
<muh-hest> wrong window
<muh-hest> :/
#59035
<+withnail> just because i'm unemployed, have long hair and sit about all day smoking weed doesn't make me a hippy
#296678
<ZeroButte> man, its hard to read trainspotting
<gord-sofa> i dont need to read trainspotting, i saw the movie and grew up in the north of england ;)
<Chickenhen> you mean you can't read the book, as you grew up in north of england, so you watched the movie?
#8962
* hals masturbiert zu: Mudvayne - dig
<shawnporn> is that german?
<hals> it is
<shawnporn> germans masturbate to some weird stuff
#61921
<Rem0> the hitler miniseries was pretty cool
<ANGRY> damn i missed it, what happened?
#93970
Tire Aramaki > how tough is a 3/10?
Na'Axin > on a scale from 1 to 10?
Na'Axin > I'd say 3
#42636
<@FunkyFender> Why couldn't there be a character set that included all the symbols of all the different languages
<@Zero> What would you call it, though?
<@Zero> "Unicode" sounds catchy, for some reason.
Comment: 404 DC Hub
#19709
<triviabot2> 31. With whom do you associate: "mom always liked you best"?
<XX01XX> my cock
<XX01XX> wait... no
#16781
<Edge> i am right when I say there's no other reasonable explanation for anakin and amidala bringing R2D2 to naboo if not to shoot some really nasty homemade holographic porn?
#306433
<Crowbar> grg: no it's not hemriaging, but it's not profitable.
<kyleman7> hemorrhaging
<grg> hemorrhoids
<spacey> just remember any word with 'rrh' in it is bad news.
<spacey> diarrhea, hemorrhaging, gonorrhea
<grg> rhinorrhagia
<grg> fancy word for nose bleed :D
<grg> Rhacophorus achantharrhena
<grg> a frog!
<spacey> frogs are bad news. Just ask the people at Jurassic Park
<grg> Collared Sparrowhawk (Accipiter cirrhocephalus)
<grg> lol... this one is the best
<grg> acephalorrhachia
<grg> "congenital absence of the head and spinal column"
<spacey> yeah, I'd say that's pretty bad news
#14374
<@jaffy> how the fuck does my moniter get so dirty, its like some cunt eats his meals off it while im asleep
#797
<DarkSun> I ask for a n64 emu and a big nerd syz me go to http://www.emu's.shoved.up.my.arse.com
<DarkSun> Anyone have a good webpage with EMU????
#8923
<Celery533> I have single handedly programmed applications which corporations have purchased from me.
* LS * Maur prefers to type double-handedly :)
#45221
<Lost> wow this is so retarted
<Lost> my main computer
<Lost> needs a new video card
<Tenor> ? Lost
<Lost> flys got inside my computer and cloged everything up
<Lost> like
<Lost> tons of them
<Tenor> how the fuck did that happen
<Lost> and burnt out my video card
<Lost> I have no screen on my window
<Lost> and I have LED lights
<Lost> so I guess they go near the LED fan
<Lost> and get sucked in
#20063
<Konami> huge mofo assignment due friday
<Konami> that i haven't started
<silique> oh....
<silique> that's in two days....
<silique> is it big?
<Konami> yes
<Konami> yes, it is
* silique shakes his head
<silique> why...
<silique> didn't you do it earlier?
<Konami> umm
<Konami> because
<Konami> it was more fun and easier to not do it
#18869
<hoho> i wonder where skorn and iceman are
<hoho> i think they both got arrested by the FBI
<prophet> haaa
<NickBlasta> probably
<NickBlasta> jeep must have ratted cause of the 10gb of vids of jeeps mom skorn had
<isajeep> w...t...h?
<NickBlasta> oh hey jeep didnt see you there
<isajeep> *grumble*
#14647
<zed> I wonder what kind of look my dad would give me if I said "dpkg dash
dash purge coca dash cola" as I chucked an empty coke bottle into
the recycling bin.
#58594
<Rose> ahaha...I remember this one time at a tattoo parlour
<Rose> and this girl wanted a tattoo on her lower back
<Rose> and she told the artist "yeah, I want something symbolic"
<Rose> so I wrote "Exit only" in chinese
Comment: #applegeeks
#304862
<FuegoFish> Natural Weapon basically has the following options: imitating an Arcane spell, or being a built-in Martial weapon
<FuegoFish> which means that yes you could have gunhands if you wanted
<FuegoFish> or a crossbow for a dick
Comment: #partyhard, irc.synirc.net
#73308
< orange9> someone make me a margarita
* Dethboy makes orange a Dethboy Margarita
< orange9> how you make yours?
< Dethboy> well... its a shot of whiskey and a beer but i am wearing a sombrero
< Dethboy> i despise tequila
#6596
<Mr_Bandit> how come when ever i go in the sea it makes me scratch in my private bit
#54228
<Mizerock> lucas, judging by your IP...you live in new zealand?
<nforbes> ...
<nforbes> The Netherlands
<nforbes> .nz is New Zealand
<lucas> Mizerock, judging by your latest statement, you live in the USA?
Comment: irc.vaccus.org #main
#54117
(Chongablonga) this guy i know was convinced he could breakdance
(Chongablonga) so we always used to be like 'john show us some breakdancing' and he'd just hurl himself at the floor and spin on his face
#309079
12:28:31] <e0x> i use G+ , in fact is the only social network beside irc that i use
<e0x> ( yes irc is a social network )
<`WarpKat> irc is not a social network - it's where i come to waste time most of the day without doing anything productive at work.
<`WarpKat> ...
<`WarpKat> ok.
<`WarpKat> maybe it IS a social network.
#126580
<BURNING_HERO> I was looking through martial arts videos in YouTube because I like the read the comments. I saw this one that was all telling this guy he sucked because he didn't use ki energy and his video showed real ki powers and shit. So I checked it out and it was a video of him waving around at a candle to blow it out.
<BURNING_HERO> I left a comment asking how much Dragon Ball Z he watches.
<BURNING_HERO> He said: I hope to be like Kakarot in super saiyan form