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#17172
* C|3avag3 has quit IRC (Quit: Wh0 Am |? U sure u wanna know? If somebody told u i was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world, somebody lied! This is my gift! It is my curse! Who am |? |'m Spider-Man!!!)
<Seaker> And lamest quit message of the day goes to C|3avag3
* Att|tude^ has quit IRC (Quit: I can't go on, I know not what to do, My heart is worn, I feel as If I'm through, Please believe in me. 'Cause what I need is for you.... To believe in me.)
<Seaker> Woah, tough competition today ... I think today we'll have to call it a draw.
* Love-snack has quit IRC (Quit: Quit playing games with my heart cause baby you're breaking my heart , I LOVE YOU FOREVER XXX)
<Seaker> *DING DING* WE HAVE A WINNER!!
#5300
<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.
#3124
<JMPZ> Either you are too horny for you're own good, or I am...
<Joshua> i don't know what that means...
<Joshua> 'too horny'?
<Joshua> usually once you get too horny the problem solves itself
#32920
(Mootar) morons.
(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
(Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer
#8093
<Hazim> APPARENTLY I CANNOT CHARGE MALE ESCORTS TO MY LIBRARY CARD
<LR|seksiwidow-> why the hell not?
<Hazim> i dunno.. they thought i wouldn't return them on time?
#2706
(adm) No definitions found for "verio", perhaps you mean:
(adm) SUX
#7308
<DarkImportGrey> god there's nothing greater than using people to your advantage
<DarkImportGrey> well... bowel movements are quite rewarding...
<DarkImportGrey> but it's close
<DarkImportGrey> manipulation vs. dumping
<DarkImportGrey> i guess i'd have to do both at once to see which would win
#60850
<[Lawnhorn]> man, that sucked
<[Lawnhorn]> got a knock on my door
<[Lawnhorn]> and two of my flatmates were there
<[Lawnhorn]> holding, on a plate, the pie I put in the oven at 12:40pm
<[Lawnhorn]> it could now be described as "ethnic"
#17784
<Zombie> sisters are good
<Sony> She is fat
<Sony> and she smells
<Sony> like bear
<Zombie> lol
<Zombie> perfect for you
<Sony> Yeah, I'd hit it
<Sony> Wait
<Sony> I mean now
<Sony> no*
#37909
ben: Because she's sexy, and beautiful, and smart, and clever
ben: She was a cheerleader too, dude.
ben: Mmmm... mini skirt.
LivingTerrain: Mmmm... toms managed to build a rather nice system (Athlon Xp 2600+, Radeon 9600 XT, 512mb of DDR400, 2x80gb) for less than $1000
Comment: AOL IM session
#32389
<ruumis> someone spiked my morning coffee with HATE
#67334
<@oBs> LOL
<@oBs> This is an Apple delivery number. Your goods have not yet shipped from our warehouse and have not yet been passed on to our logistics carrier, therefore your reference number has not yet been passed on to our carriers, as a result I am unable to give you your logistics carrier reference number yet as it has not yet been created.
<@oBs> I will check on your order later today to see if your logistics number has been created and e-mail you the latest status. It is still too early at the moment to provide you with this information.
<@oBs> i have the computer at my house
<@oBs> right now
#57383
weird_aunt_martha: ok...so I'm at work today...
weird_aunt_martha: I sneezed. And there's a guy across the wall from me, in a different department. And he hollers over the cube wall 'Martha? My conference call says bless you'
#12768
<eltawater> anyone know the name of a (mathematical) function which calculates how many times a number M fits into a number N?
<eltawater> i.e. 20,4 = 5
<eltawater> ?
<Biddle> Division?
<AlleyCat> divisor
<eltawater> er
<eltawater> *smacks head into desk*
#17295
<Claus> I was a female black woman in a past life according to this site
#9041
<phatmike> i want hard boiled eggs
<phatmike> why is that?
<Dayv> Your body is craving extra fat and protein.
<Dayv> Obviously, you are preparing for mitosis.
#663
<hypr> digdug: i bet you have your beeper auto go off when somebody adds a quote cause your a supernerd
#45577
<Thrashmeister> if a piano player is called a pianist, then why isnt a racecar driver called a racist?
Comment: #dyo, irc.mediadriven.net
#7607
<_p> my lack of morals has absolutely nothing to do with my loins.
<_p> it just so happens that many immoral acts that are genuinely worth doing involve my dick.
#17346
<harb> I'm good at designing things, usually.
<harb> Implemting is another matter. :|
<harb> Implementing. blah.
<homeslice> Spelling also poses a problem.
#53511
<LagIsNewYear> spencers is where i shop for my gfs gifts
<LagIsNewYear> no where else in teh mall had a place for dildos but spencers did, so i wanted to check if they had any right and i look it up online and call em up
<LagIsNewYear> and i ask if they have any dildos or whatever and there is a woman who goes...uhhh no we do NOT carry those..
<LagIsNewYear> so i angerily went into the mall and checked myself and spencers ended up having it
<LagIsNewYear> and hten i realised i called a differnt spencers...one for kids clothing
#302855
< wombatguy> i'm actually writing a decompiler that turns anything sent to it into a hello world example
< wombatguy> i figure after that I can just reverse the process and voila
Comment: #nesdev
#308371
<bob> At last, a public opinion poll that gets the opinions of ordinary Americans on the issues that matter! Apparently, two thirds of Americans polled think that Barack Obama is better suited to defend against an alien invasion than Mitt Romney, according to a survey from National Geographic Channel
<ramsey> those are really the things that matter
<ramsey> but I'm more interested in who is better suited to get us through the impending zombie apocalypse, since it's more impending than an alien invasion
<bob> i'd probably still choose the black one.
<ramsey> wow
#46655
<%PortoRob> i had a lot of spare time in algebra
<%spock1104> lol
<%PortoRob> i also made programs that did out the problems for you, and sold them to people in the class
<%PortoRob> they would try and cheat me though and only one would buy it and transfer it to others
<%PortoRob> so I developed a copyright system on TI83
<%PortoRob> it involved hidden lists and keys
<%spock1104> there's a way to limit it to the calculator ID
<%PortoRob> and if you didn't have the right key, all of the answers were just random numbers
<%PortoRob> the first test i did that on, people weren't very happy with me
Comment: #WPI
#652
<TrUSoLDiA> since when was linux free?