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#311668
<unyu> Saying that a mathematical model describes reality, or is even a good approximation to it, is a truly huge statement. I'd rather not make such a statement unless it can be backed with strong arguments.
<Stevie-O> then you, sir, are not fit to be an economist
Comment: ##math
#104003
<Aoi-chan> everyone's first vi session. ^C^C^X^X^X^XquitqQ!qdammit[esc]qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;:xwhat
#11422
<hobophobic> cant be fucked going to the toilet
<hobophobic> i reckon i'll piss out the window
<hobophobic> brb - pissing out my window
<Mr_J_Beam_1981> lol
<hobophobic> brb - pissed on my window
<Syncope> Yeah you gotta open it first
<hobophobic> :(
#24370
<mindsnare> 48%
<mindsnare> bah
<mindsnare> hurry up bangbus
<saboteur> is that like netbus?
#6472
<[werk]chin> (Bobo) "With the sam's deal on a 100 gb drive, im able to download and store the porn of 10 regular men"
#6960
<ZXPKNOBB> I invented this incredible cough drop medicine! The side effects include mild coughing.
#76413
< Swuave> Scopophobia is a fear of being looked at.
< Swuave> LOL, i'de like to see someone with that fear.
<@SantaBJ> they wouldn't.
#34387
* Wong is trapped in an eternal limbo between sleep and the John Honey Building
<Prophet_Tenebrae> that sounds like an episode of star trek: enterprise
<Prophet_Tenebrae> except too interesting.
#32949
* WakkoWrk is trying to figure out what the hell to do tonight
[Monkster] mom son sex?
[WakkoWrk] ahem
[WakkoWrk] fuck off.
[WakkoWrk] mom works tonight anyway
Comment: #chanfix on EFnet
#1631
<VillainSede> I've always wanted to be on the receiving end of necrophilia. Even in death I'd be getting some
<VillainSede> I want a shovel attached to my tombstone with the inscription "For a good time, dig"
#49452
<Goose> if you could only renice a person's inner crazy
<deblin> lol
<deblin> dude it's a woman, impossible =O
<Goose> lol
<Goose> single tasking system
<Yock> deblin: is there an entry in pf.conf for the cross country move? Maybe you can lower its priority too
<Yock> nice -19 `pidof wife`
<shray> bahaha
#34223
<t|to> I practice being a bash.org mod by voting "negative" on all the quotes in the bash.cx queue
#61394
<Retro> ok so this morning my friend brings in a huge tub of peanut butter
<Retro> crunchy style
<Retro> and says he'll give me 20$ to eat it all
<Retro> two hours later, I had twenty bucks and diarrhea
#28330
<KenBX> Ok, so I needed to download WinRAR... so I found WinRAR on some xdcc... After it downloads I realize that the setupfile is in RAR FORMAT.
#265
<hypr> i rember in kindergarden the teach took me upsidedown by my ankles and swung me around cause i wasent eating my pees..
<hypr> fucking bitch
#12710
<Mr_Saturn> im surprised you won the race with 3 million other sperm <VenDi> i never raced in anythin dumbass
#28335
<McMoo> i've just learned that cars will always either 1. not look where they're going at all, 2. not see you, or most commonly 3. not give a fuck that you're there
<Mootar> or, in the case of old people, try to hit the brake and end up on the accelorator
#298640
<SHIMADA> i'm seriously gonna quit coding
<SHIMADA> i watched that notorious flick and biggy asked his mom "how much does a garbage collector make?"
<SHIMADA> so i was like how does this fat moron know about software that wasn't even invented yet back then 0_o
#30533
<Tik-Tok> whats a good newsgroup for tv rips?
<DigDug> alt.tv.rips.uploaded.for.tik-tok
<Tik-Tok> alt.thats.not.funny.dildo
#5980
[10:11] <meiso> ok guys im loading up mozilla 0.9.1
<meiso> time how long before it crashes
[10:18] <meiso> ok mozilla just crashed
#7137
<Prior_Tuck> I got a guy busted during my year at eaton. he had 6 gigs of "illegal" pron, as wel as 15 gigs of legal pron. I turned his PC to my boss..where my boss called the police.
<CrashCat> so did he have the pr0n put into two directories, 'legal' and 'illegal'? :P
<Prior_Tuck> yes he did actually
<Prior_Tuck> he had his word docs folder and his powerpoint folder
#290508
makkusu: THE RULES OF THE INTERNET CAN EAT A BAG OF DICKS
laughlax: Ah, Jason
laughlax: yes they can.
laughlax: rule 34, remember?
#17813
<Raikenku> "Recent study shows Mac users are often more educated than Pc users"
<Magus> that's because any idiot can use a PC
<Magus> but it takes an art degree to use a mac :D
#26326
<thumbtack> fucking fathers day
<thumbtack> THANKS DAD FOR CREATING ME, I LOVE WORKING ALL THE FUCKING TIME and LIFE IS SO PRECIOUS
Comment: #lost
#4207
<eldeesux0r> i used to think lysol was a lice repellent
<eldeesux0r> one day i sprayed it in my hair before i went to school cuz they were doing lice checks
<eldeesux0r> i got a rash :|