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#1931
<luciddrms> boy irc is like a common link to everything fucked up on the internet
#24405
<carhartt> I would hate to be a op around here. It's be like running a daycare center for "special" children, except without the feeling that you're doing something worthwhile.
#13935
<total> fucking fantastic phone
<total> phone = movie
#10828
<MeTh|pizzza> ack! i think some1 is tryin 2 break into my house! i just saw a kladder go by the window...
<ddrfreak> really?
<MeTh|pizzza> in other chan...
<ddrfreak> somoene is trying to break into your house in the other channel?
#35472
<livewireo> i tried, but i couldnt see my penis through all the vomit
<everest> ah, college
#39025
<Rayne> Argh... If I get another piece of spam offering to enlarge my penis I'm gonna take a fucking picture of it and e-mail it back to them.
<mOdac> Rayne, you'll just get more
#3005
<Raz0r-> My SAT score wasn't anything spectacular. It was only a 360
#20781
<psytek> i'm a bash.org virgin
<fook> you've just been penetrated.
#48300
<tumnus> i just set my clock the easiest way ever
<tumnus> i waited until it was midnight then i plugged it in and left it
#28310
<antiuser> man
<antiuser> flash is like sméagol
<antiuser> the first time you get a bit worried
<antiuser> the second time it's all nice
<antiuser> then the third time it wants to KILL MASTER
#311122
<Kit> Is anyone around who has my nude pics who can forward them to someone?
#28821
<myew> Sorry, there were no quotes found matching funny
#7503
<djfisty> i woke up with samuel l jackson's hairstyle from 'unbreakable'
#3181
<jip_> anyone know offhand how to make comments in lisp?
<Jumper> people still use lisp ?
<Liqd_Work> people started using lisp?
<MediArc> people can program?
<Jumper> ..people ?
<MediArc> ??
<drlion> there was light?
#10899
<StrScream> there is definitely not NEARLY enough dick being licked.
#29301
<Dilbert|AFK> my homopage is www.fark.com
<Dilbert|AFK> ...
<Dilbert|AFK> and thats my homepage too
Comment: irc.cheatlist.com #dcemu
#96424
* Oddlot_P3 goes to grab some sort of food.
<FuzzyPlushroom> That reminds me
<FuzzyPlushroom> In ninth grade, I got bored in science class and wrote "Is Penis a Food?" on the table
<FuzzyPlushroom> I drew a two-column chart under it, "Yes" and "No"
<Oddlot_P3> Any replys?
<FuzzyPlushroom> The majority of tickmarks were in the "Yes" column
<FuzzyPlushroom> Therefore, in conclusion, I'm forced to consider the possibility that you're a flaming faggot.
#310520
<smathson_> /quit
<smathson_> /quit
*** smathson_ has left IRC. Quit: leaving
<chiper> if at first you don't succeed...
#115706
* scalpod shakes his head in cornfusion
<Phinny> cornfusion? Is that like being caught in a maize?
<Asquire> corn fusion? is that like ethanol?
#311141
<slidercrank> is that true that Spanish programmers have to write ¡ along with ! in their code? such as "while (¡var!) {..}" The same with the ternary operator: a=¿b>0? b; -b;
Comment: ##c++:
#31259
[anewname] CAPS LOCK IS LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
#50658
[10:42] chad: you now your an asset to a company when they bail you out of jail.
#4118
<orange1> i think i got it figured out.
<orange1> instead of giving users a long explanation on why it won't work when they uplaod a file named "what? me worry?.doc" to their web space, we can just give them the message "this file will not work. if you read the documentation, you would know why"
#21737
<KaaLee> Apparently I missed an entire period of trying to derive the quadratic formula ^^;
<KaaLee> We went over it today, and everyone was like "Why didn't I think of that?!"
<CommanderStab> As long as you learn to remember it (hard at first @__@) you'll never need to know how to do it ^^:
<KaaLee> Yeh, I think I've got it now
<KaaLee> We sang a song about it in class ^^;
<Emperor_Pryn> Hehe...
<KaaLee> To the tune of 'Pop goes the weasel'
<CommanderStab> I can just see that song now...
<CommanderStab> X equals negative beeeeee
<CommanderStab> Plus or Minus square roooot
<CommanderStab> Of b^2 - 4ac
<CommanderStab> Over 2a, POP GOES THE GRADE CURVE$#^&$^
#8483
<tm> hmm, our call centre manager just asked how do i turn off capslock
<Zaph0d> tm: Ctrl-Alt-DEl
<tm> she's crying on her keyboard now