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#308688
<^_^> I thought you didn't use B in Finnish?
<Bill> The thought of that makes me ill
<^_^> the thought of what
<Bill> Not having a B
#222363
(JadeFrog) chainmail thongs don't look very comfy
(Scrubber) you say that now, but you won't mind when it saves your asscrack from a morning star
(JadeFrog) fair enough
#27875
<ShadowSkillz> damn i got this allergy in my eyes its killin me =[
<The_Ham|RT> :o
<The_Ham|RT> poke ito ut
<The_Ham|RT> out
<ShadowSkillz> demostration plz
<The_Ham|RT> o_O ---
<The_Ham|RT> o_O ---
<The_Ham|RT> o_O---
<The_Ham|RT> o_x---
#19628
<Comrade_Red> DR. MARIO IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR. DON'T LET HIM TOUCH YOU.
#122527
Mistah_Kurtz: you think lawyers have like a numerical batting average
Mistah_Kurtz: for cases won vs lost
Mistah_Kurtz: so that other lawyers know about them
Mistah_Kurtz: they could make lawyer trading cards
Mistah_Kurtz: and it'd be worth a shitload of money if you got like a johnnie cochran law school card
#6930
<psichan> nipple rings remind me of giant castle doors
<psichan> whenever I see someone showing off nipple rings, I want to reach out and yank on them, screaming "SANCTUARY!"
#29839
<aykroyd> the worst "i feel old" moment is when you realize the playmate of the month was born in a year you clearly remember
#33235
<ogw-iii> where did I see this quote: "When all you have is a nail gun, every problem looks like a messiah."
<triple6> homedepot.com
#409
<DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4
#304840
<Flickerdart> I went to an art show that my friend had a thing at
<Flickerdart> And there was a shark made of d10s
<Flickerdart> Which was like, fuck yeah
<Fax> that's awesome
<lolfighter> Why d10s!
<lolfighter> Why not pick a platonic solid!
<Flickerdart> Maybe they tessellate better than d20s?
<lolfighter> Maybe.
<lolfighter> And maybe d6s are too mundane.
<Fax> because platonic shapes
<Fax> !shades
<Fax> are for squares
<Rhona_d`Cannith> YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
#32001
--> TimStarling (TimStarlin@dialup-152.50.194.203.acc02-dryb-mel.comindico.com.au) has joined #wikipedia
<TimStarling> hello
<silsor> re
<angelab> hi
<maximus_rex> hi tim
<Hephaestos> hi tim
<Jamesday> hi Tim
<FooBarBaz> hi Tim
<silsor> hi Tim
<FooBarBaz> ... now if we only had a punchline, this could be worthy of bash. :)
<silsor> ________
<silsor> < Hi Tim >
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<silsor> \ ^__^
<silsor> \ (oo)\_______
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#52087
<@ALGORYTHM> got my road tax
<@ALGORYTHM> some sikh guy and his gf in the post office hate me now
<@ALGORYTHM> they started off, very long queue btw
<@ALGORYTHM> talking about the hair on his back :/
<@ALGORYTHM> bleh and i had to stand there and listen
<@ALGORYTHM> then they started talking about lost and wondering who dies in series two
<@ALGORYTHM> so i told them and they're like wtf
<+McFly> lol
<@ALGORYTHM> i said, i didn't want to know about the hair on your back and you didn't want to know about the spoiler
<@ALGORYTHM> so i think we're even
Comment: still on season 1 in the uk
#44953
<beafet> gender neutral name
<Buliwif> kelly
<Buliwif> gene
<WeirdHat> randy
<Buliwif> Randy: ok for a guy... porn star future for a chick
<WeirdHat> my mom's name is randy
<Buliwif> ......
#33094
<Calisa> Do you ever post women with good looking vaginal regions?
<ZekeMacNeil> lol
<langster> Calisa is there such a thing?
<Calisa> Sure.
<ironchefrocks> how is one good looking?
<Aegis> it looks like a flower ...
<ZekeMacNeil> or a cauliflower
#3045
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<beltic> hey folks..
<beltic> anyone know of a good php chan?
<myn> #php
<beltic> thanks.
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#45328
<qviri> Sorry, I guess I'm not 1335 enough.
#2895
<blazemore> RZR033DCC IS OFFERING VIRUSES INFECTED WITH WAREZ
#301717
<charl> hey navi, help. 9x - 7i > 3(3x-7u), for i
<navi> i <3 u
<navi> .. i'm going to kill you in your sleep
Comment: charl has a crush on navi. both are male, and navi is straight.
#45624
<snu`> i registered for fall classes
<snu`> >_<
<snu`> Chem 251, Eng 101, Math 113, Engr 107
<synth> ......YOU'RE TAKING ENGRISH?
#3099
<spazzer> i think i'm wearing my mom's pants right now
<spazzer> what the FUCK
#54313
<Dewfus> I'm hungry...let's eat stuff!
<Hoop> Hooray!
***Dewfus is now known as Dewfus|Cake
***Hoop is now known as Hoop|Soup
***Shack_Wheel is now known as Shack_Wheel|Cheese
***Moflucker is now known as Moflucker|Pussy
#3893
<elliptic> does any1 else name their member set/get functions with "Please" in the end?
#1785
<Weazel> stupid cops
<Weazel> always giving me shit
<Weazel> SHE WANTED TO HAVE SEX
#246896
<@ben> i've annoyed finance by putting 'sysadmin food' instead of 'Domino's Pizza' on my expenses form
#53573
<Ric> *points a gun* spill the beans!
<Ric> or i'll shot!
<SilentAngel> Ric
<SilentAngel> If you're gonna be threatening, at least spell it right
* SilentAngel giggles
<Elbee23> :D
<Ric> *shit
<Ric> *shoot
<Elbee23> "Or I'll get shot!"
<SilentAngel> HAHAHA
<SilentAngel> Third times the charm, hm? :D