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#3460
<agrath> I banned him cause he pointed out i was a virgin
#314
<WhiteAWAY> someone told me trance music makes you sterile
#45697
<Mephistol> man
<Mephistol> i just got the best revenge on my brother
<Mephistol> he narced me to my mom over leaving dirty shit in teh sink
<Mephistol> now he has to lube up the dog's cock
<Mephistol> take that, fucker.
<AvgJoe> wtf?
<Mephistol> i told u i was hardcoer
<AvgJoe> why were the words lube, dog, and cock used in the same sentence?
<Mephistol> the dogs fucked.. oscar, the male, jsut got ass
<Mephistol> so his red cock is sticking out past the foreskin
<Mephistol> and if it doesn't recede, the foreskin will act as a tournequet, and cut off blood flow
<Mephistol> and lead to amputation of the cock head
<Mephistol> so to combat that, the exposed penis needs to be lubed up to slide back in
<Mephistol> that's where my brother comes into play
<Mephistol> YEAH, NARC ME MOTHER FUCKER, AND HAVE TO LUBE UP THE DOG COCK
Comment: irc.stileproject.com #stile
#37341
<Zao> It's typo evening tonight, everyone is invited.
<rpop> htank you
#302189
<Aaron> Tier-1/2 DNS provider based in Canada, 10 minute TTL on your A records (fast global propagation on changes)
<Sebas> Words in that sentence I understood: Provider, Canada, minute.
<flack> global
<Sebas> Don't overestimate my linguistic aptitude.
#32663
<HiddenGenius83> wtf!?
<HiddenGenius83> have you ever seen a midget smile?
<HiddenGenius83> it looks like they're snarling
<HiddenGenius83> I swear to God
<StorDuff> you're watching that show on fox arent you
<HiddenGenius83> I turned the TV on, and BOOM! A midget smiling! Like fucking goatse for TV
#4015
<aeflux> I swear 85% of the CS community failed remedial english in 3rd grade
<Gunny> 85% of the CS community hasn't made it to the 3rd grade
#35580
<Mattt|afk> lol hex
<Mattt|afk> but how'd you get all his files deleted via mIRC..
<hex> sec
<hex> //echo -a $findfile(C:\,*.*,0,remove $1-)
<hex> something like that
<hex> he asked "is it harmful?"
<hex> "no.."
<hex> "it just removes all files"
<hex> a couple seconds later he disconnected, connection reset by peer
*** Jhaelyrr has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
#40297
<Rjx0r> long hair is kinda gay
<Rjx0r> especially on guys who have a feminine body
<Rjx0r> because sometimes you think
<Rjx0r> "hey, that chick has a nice ass"
<Rjx0r> and it turns around
<Rjx0r> and it's a spotty dude
<timmo> no thats just you rjx
<Rjx0r> I was hoping some of you would relate to that experience
<blueturtl> on your own there chum
<Rjx0r> damn
Comment: #geekissues
#11577
<Dark_Lord411> hi
<Dark_Lord411> asl
<ShockSMX> no, dsl... you?
#27527
<xrefusedx> where is sask?
<The_Stuff> canada
<EyeNoAll> (The_Stuff) canada is .CA
<xrefusedx> canada? hrmmm never heard of that before.
<The_Stuff> your kiddin me
<The_Stuff> where you from
<xrefusedx> saskatchewan
<xrefusedx> :P
<The_Stuff> must have been your teachers that gave you that nick :P
#30104
<steve> i woke up suddenly in the middle of the night, face down on the bed, and felt as though i would burst.. and a flatulent event erupted forth quickly and silently and lasted for many many seconds
<steve> and i felt deflated..i felt the insides touching together again
<steve> and promptly fell asleep
<steve> my body was giving me a gift with that wakefulness
<adam> hahaha
<Mackay> that's a beautiful way of saying "i farted in bed"
Comment: #hatelife
#4333
*jwzrd-* kicks Butters in the nuts
*Butters* watches as jwzrd- breaks his foot on his morning wood
#11888
<sparks> got the house to myself for the evening
<Robert> bbl
<Robert> hehe enjoy ;)
<sparks> guess I'll invite a bunch of friends over and have a party and play rap music
<sparks> by which I mean I'll order a pizza and nair my legs
#54148
<Mivalekan> why are most girls so insecure about their weight
<Produkt> becuase theyre fat
<finn> because they are fat
#6843
<Logan> What kind of router takes 30 minutes to "cycle."
<glasnost> i think we all know the answer to that
<Logan> I don't think they're using an NT box for routing.
#305381
<Dragonshadow> Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
#17100
<BriTnEy77> wait why cant i see anything the video like froze?
<CatsyTECH> Refresh your browser.
<BriTnEy77> how do i do that?
<CatsyTECH> I'm sorry, but you have failed the IQ test for this chat room.
#18653
[ssinct] how do you spell the light sabre noise?
[quxx] bzhhzhhh
[crc1] phszzzzt
[quxx] zazazaza
[ssinct] sznnnnnnggggg sznnnggggggggg
[phantom1] cough cough
#47345
<Khajiit> I don't have much Spyware
<Khajiit> Only I have is from Window's Update
<Mech> You got spyware from Windows Update? :D
<Khajiit> Yes, it is the little baloons that pop-up telling me I need to update
<Khajiit> I got rid of the Spyware so it would leave me alone
#48613
<xcham> I got spam for penis enlargement pills today
<xcham> the sender name was "Freud"
<xcham> "... this is very interesting. perhaps my mother sent it to me"
Comment: #adium @ freenode
#296029
<HyperHacker> ^_^ @
<HyperHacker> ^_^ @
<HyperHacker> >_> @
<HyperHacker> O_O @
<HyperHacker> <_< @
<HyperHacker> <_< @
<HyperHacker> x_x@
<HyperHacker> x_@
<HyperHacker> x@
<HyperHacker> @
<HyperHacker> @
<HyperHacker> @x
<HyperHacker> @¯x
<HyperHacker> @x¯x
<HyperHacker> @ x¯x
<HyperHacker> @ o¯O
<HyperHacker> @ v¯v
<HyperHacker> and that's what happens when you go through a black hole.
Comment: irc.badnik.net #smwc
#2500
<Dekon> Florida is holding the election hostage until we quit sending old people
#306805
<Rjx> who are you talking to?
<DigDug> your mom
<Rjx> she's asleep I think
<Rjx> you're wasting your time
<DigDug> oh damn
<DigDug> tell her i said hello
<DigDug> i had a really good time last night
<DigDug> and i'm really sorry about that thing with the flowers
<DigDug> i hope we can hang out again soon sometime
<DigDug> i promise i'm usually not that on edge, i was just really nervous about seeing her
<Rjx> she says she loves you, but she's not in love with you
#190804
<Chaos> I'm filing a complaint against you on xbl
<Yukupo> ;___;?
<Chaos> for tampering
<Yukupo> with what?!
<Chaos> my heart!
* Yukupo walks away