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#200370
Cynic: it looks like a flashlight but on the inside instead of batteries and a lightbulb, there's a synthetic vagina!
Elven: ...
Dexi: they also have anus and mouth
Dexi: not just va-
Dexi: i mean... i have no idea what types of orifices they offer!
#56788
<sonorous> ______
<sonorous> < HALP >
<sonorous> ------
<sonorous> \
<sonorous> \
<sonorous> ^__^ /
<sonorous> (oo)\_______/ _________
<sonorous> (__)\ )=( ____|_ \_____
<sonorous> ||----w | \ \ \_____ |
<sonorous> || || || ||
#41090
- redgreen [~rg@HSE-Toronto-ppp3478702.sympatico.ca] has joined #england
redgreen> howdy there
redgreen> yeehaw
redgreen> i am from texas
redgreen> anyone into bull riding?
Bite_> oh yes, highly popular activity in england
#14492
<PinkShirt> jt has a handicapped plate, because his penis is so small.
<PinkShirt> it's classed as a "sever disability"
<jtstocker> ha ya
<jtstocker> HEY! i dont have a fucking car
<jtstocker> asshole
#30112
<+Arilakon> mmm.. nothing more fun then downloading a german crack for an english game, and going into it and it's all like "ACHTUNG" and you're like "WTF"
#28956
<Low`DOHC> I'm not god...
<Low`DOHC> I'm more along the lines of buddha
<CaptChaos> yeah, fat and overly passive
#1753
<Squizzle> WARNING: DO NOT LET DR. MARIO TOUCH YOUR GENITALS. HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR.
#52386
<Valdek> rofl
<Valdek> my sister's friend alyssa just came into the kitchen when i was getting some grape juice
<Valdek> and yelled "don't ever cum inside a girl!"
<Valdek> and threw a pregnancy test box at me
#10943
barry: 41 pix til my cam rolls over
barry: woo
Eoghann: how many til it plays dead?
Zaren: </rimshot>
#8290
<Vegeta> I would go to the end of the earth for you
<Girl> Yes, but would you stay there?
#17725
<prok> still living at home :/
<nug> living at home is cool and all, but it sucks to kick a bitch out in the morning and she walks past my parents on the way out
<p0ng_> fuck that, i'm loving with my dad till he moves
<prok> BEST TYPO EVER
#11697
<RonZombie> \m/
<RonZombie> pretend thats a little fist making devil horns
<Aboshi> Then pretend it's cool
<RonZombie> HELLO BURN WARD
<RonZombie> MAJOR BURNAGE
#14581
<@crystalis> I wish I had a vagina
<@crystalis> I'd keep stuff in it
<@crystalis> like car keys and stuff
#58694
<Klaxon> Dammit... I'm trying to work with this ridiculously religious client...
<Klaxon> He can't set up his forum because he's refusing to chmod 666 :(
#41691
<Andenno> My dog just farted, and the cat started looking in disgust.
#35417
<Shenwu> hrm
<Shenwu> then, look at the top of mirc, see the row of little icons
<Shenwu> click the green icon with a /a
<Shenwu> when it opens, click the tab that says "Remotes"
<Gommba> do i need mirc to do this
<Shenwu> yes that would be good
#29783
<svenmonk> My dad had a pop-up version of the Kama Sutra
<PoisonPen> In his pants?
#27273
* moralove has joined #SimGames
<moralove> !list
<moralove> !find simcity
<sine-wave> !goaway
<sine-wave> !nowarezhere
<moralove> !haveagooddaynegativity
* moralove has left #SimGames
#60621
<Knightmare> Well that was obvious.
<Tuborg> ?
<Knightmare> Guy in a cubicle a couple feet away from me stands up and asks aloud if anyone has a Starcraft CD Key.
<Tuborg> Heh.
<Tuborg> I'm guessing he got a good talking to by your manager?
<Knightmare> The floor supervisor told him where to download a no-cd crack.
<Tuborg> Can I fax you my resume?
#9358
<treph> when the topic is something that I care about? that's circular definition. sorry.
<ShaneBe> what do you care about?
<treph> I care when the argument considers present or imminent action.
<treph> and also when it's mathematical - in the old sense of mathematical
<ShaneBe> like whether or not to remove yourself from burning buildings?
<treph> yeah.
#11892
<lb-> They kept telling me I couldn't talk to a doctor.
<lb-> I was like "Well, I drank a good amount of my own pee. I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO A FUCKING DOCTOR."
#8717
<tobester> woah FIRE
<tobester> bbiab
#5113
<reub> if i ever met you guys in real life i would never touch your rulers
#22068
<+[aa]Ho_O> i would fuck any chick i see on the internet
<+sm4k[X-D]> www.tubgirl.com
<+[aa]Ho_O> fuck.
<+[aa]Ho_O> wouldnt WOULDNT WOULDNT WOULDNT WOULDNT
#50901
Xeno: *listens to bananphone*
Xeno: its been stuck in my head
Duke: Oh man
Xeno: To top it off a friend online started typing hte lyrics.
Duke: Ring ring ring ring ring ring rign bananaphone
Duke: I'd like to see that guy in a punk band
Duke: Ring ring ring BANANARCHY!!!!
Xeno: ...I could scoure the internet for ages and never find an emoticon to either praise or insult you