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#295687
<Panzerdraco> The only two parties that actually count for shit are Labor and Liberals. Labour is the equivalent of the US's Democratic party except more pro-firearm. Liberal is equivalent of the Republican party.
<CeeKay> hmmm...
<CeeKay> So, your toilets AND your congress flush opposite ways!
<CeeKay> X3
Comment: Panzer being Australian, CeeKay being American.
#18730
<sprite> blah
<sprite> outlook died
<sprite> uh oh.
<sprite> outlook's really dead
<barr> you underestimate the power of the dark side
* sprite watches outlook slowly corrupt her applications
#38197
<Fennec> gumby_jd: I know. A "you have been drafted" spam scam! :)
<vAE86> Fennec: that's so funny, and it'd prolly work
<@Scoth> Fennec: The sad thing is it'd probably work
<@Scoth> Yeah
<@Scoth> Just a simple "You have been drafted, call this number to confirm and get flight arrangements" and see how many call
<vAE86> all you'd have to say, is call 1800 4 usarmy, for details on how to get ahold of your recruiter and tell him you've been drafted.
<vAE86> those evil recruiters would suck them right up
<@Scoth> Haha. That'd be so evil. The caller thinks they've been drafted, the recruiter things someone is volunteering, no one would be the wiser until later
<vAE86> until it was beyond hope
<@Scoth> *fade into a scene in Iraq, two soldiers chatting* "So, why'd you join?" "I got drafted. Stupid Bush." "What? There is no draft." "What? I got an e-mail..." "Oh, that's a scam. Haha!" "Crap.."
#295355
NewClear4: did you win the argument?
ccmods: From the perspective that I was correct, yes. From the perspective that arguing with a 13 year old kid whose voice was cracking, no.
#436
<HomerJ> I had this computer built for this guy, all ready to go...so I walk to where my mom took my car, and when I get back, out cat sneezed on the board and fried it
#34119
<PovRayMan> wtf
<PovRayMan> is the internet down?
#220433
<parp> lmao
<parp> Journey is playing in my area
<parp> I had no idea they were still together.
<Rjx> you stopped believing
Comment: #geekissues
#7691
*** OpsuPup has joined #Aussie-Warez
<OpsuPup> fap fapping fap
<OutLore> indeed
<OutLore> howd you guess?
<OutLore> i mean nothing.
<OpsuPup> i can hear you from mornington dude
<OpsuPup> the walls are shaking
* OutLore blushes
#30545
<aphr0> FUCK
<aphr0> I got a cookies and snickers bar
<aphr0> isntead of cookies and m&m
<aphr0> piss fuck whores
<aphr0> god cocks
<aphr0> death
Comment: #couch on EFnet
#23887
[ LTMasterPaladin ] btw, if u ever find a trojan stuck up your ass, it's compliments from me
[ +aperson ] OH GOD, ARE YOU GONNA PUT BACK ORIFICE IN MY BACK ORIFICE?
#1064
* r0bt3k looks at his 100 megs of mp3s
<r0bt3k> hehehe
* r0bt3k then looks at his 5 gigs of porn
<r0bt3k> hahahah
#3102
<duk0r> Vegetable oil is made out of vegetables. Olive oil is made out of olives. So what the fuck is baby oil made out of?
#54586
mfmagbal: Feeling down? Lift yourself up in a few easy steps!
mfmagbal: First, get a mirror and look at yourself.
mfmagbal: Then say "I'm so pretty/handsome!" with a big smile and everything.
mfmagbal: You'll feel better
mfmagbal: Don't use it too much though
mfmagbal: Because liars go to hell.
#14232
<sWampy> he should have had anikin walk in on jarjar doing portman, and that be the reason that anikin turned so dark, and jarjar being luke and leia's father would explain a lot about why they were so dippy to have such a strong father.
<clemmy> but why would darthvader tell luke he's his father then?
<sWampy> just to confuse him so he could cut off his hand, plus he's in denial that his wife would cheat on him with jarjar.
<clemmy> I guess luke would be more shocked to find out jarjar is his father
<Harekiet> darth vader still had some good in him so he didn't want luke to know
#26328
<tfg> What's the vatican?
<tfg> Is it a resturant or something?
#29554
(@Kenni) LOL DRA
(@Kenni) ffs
(@Kenni) you just made me fart in front of my girl
(@Kenni) I was laughing so hard, I couldnt keep it in
(@Kenni) and I was standing crouched on the floor
(@Kenni) and now she got all mad
(@Kenni) and told me I am gross
(@Kenni) :(
(@Kenni) Now she also said no sex
#17347
<kinzillah> I'm going to build a random number generator that works, it will be a small mechanical device that shakes dice and then reads what number came up, then we will have real random number in computers, none of this seeding with the timer shit.
#7586
<_Pete_> my abs have never looked so good in my life after losing these 10 pounds fast :D soon they'll turn to flab through lack of use though :(
<Avium> Pete you sound kind of gay
<Avium> no offense you sack of shit
#50831
«@cv_otaku» Hey, does anyone know how long Chinese can go in the refrigerator before it goes bad?
«@Tdot[Comic]» ...people or food?
#7419
<elite_chaR> butcher im sitting like right behind you at lanwar :D
<elite_chaR> SO NO FUNNY BUSINESS
<elite_chaR> NO WEIRD NOISES
<elite_chaR> NO WEIRD SMELLS
<elite_chaR> NO WEIRD SPELLING
<butcher> dude, too late, I just f4rt3d
<butcher> that's a wierd noise, a weird smell, and a weird spelling.
#309357
<Sorts> Mind. Blown.
<pooryoric> ...What a charmingly tiny explosion. :P
#56475
<+PeterFA> I'm naked.
<+zinx> whoever invented text-only communication
<+zinx> ruled
#19096
<Kurohito> im not european
<Kurohito> Im Spanish
#30084
<@MiMiC> I am the king of all men
<@MiMiC> I just gave this girl an orgasm on the phone
<@Catgirl[BTEG]> "An" orgasm? Weak.
Comment: #bteg, Gamesnet
#48902
<BlackDeth> "i wanted to install OS 9 to use classic mode on my laptop but since i already have tiger it said the file system wasnt compatible so i did a clean install and now it wont let me boot up into tiger"
<BlackDeth> "uh yeah... a clean install erases the hard drive." "you mean all my stuff is gone?" "yes." <shouting fuck many times>