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#85592
* Apo[Herpes] is now known as Apo[Heroes]
<+Apo[Heroes]> WHY DIDN'T ANY TELL ME IT SAID HERPES?!!!
<+xpCynic> it looked intentional...
<+Apo[Heroes]> it wasn't
Comment: irc.esper.net #rohmacking
#13594
* Darth-Phenom tries not to laugh...
<SarahS> Never supress a laugh, or it ends up the other end.
#49768
<|404notfound> I think there's something wrong with me
<|404notfound> when I'm downloading at like 5 kB/s, I don't get angry or annoyed
<|404notfound> I get nostalgic
Comment: Aniverse: #megatokyo
#55247
<@Jarn> My entire belief system is under attack.
<wotnarg> ?
<@Jarn> I just found a microsoft product that is not only easy, but GOOD. :/
<@Jarn> I can't believe it.
<@Jarn> Has everything I've stood for... been a lie?
<@Jarn> Curse you, Windows Movie Maker 2.1! You are shaking the foundations of my life!
<@Jarn> Help me!
<@Jarn> What do I do? What do I believe? I'm so confused!
<wotnarg> Don't worry...
<wotnarg> It was probably made by a small company that was bought out.
<wotnarg> Like Halo.
<@Jarn> Thank you, I believe I understand now.
<@Jarn> My faith was shaken, but came out stronger in the end.
Comment: #wotlinux
#27835
<Migishu> Tai Chi - Kung Fu in bullet time
#281
*** Joins: root (kode54@excellent.I.found.yourdads.cc)
#14582
<@dos622> apple told his parents he was gay
<@dos622> so he could go on a overnight type trip with a girl
#1128
~ iiSII has a bump on the very edge of his eyelid.
(tektrnica) maybe it is a tumour
(letty) or an ingrown toenail
#8672
<Duck[STFUF]> you know ath, why did you change your name to avin...A, V, I and N are pretty much as farthest they can be from one another:<
<Jumper|TMC> BECAUSE IT'S HIS NAME
#49657
[Mediator] And there is this gel shit
[Mediator] that says do not eat
[Mediator] in big red letters
[Mediator] I think it might be like reverse psycology
Comment: He has just bought a new heatsink, and is exploring the packaging
#12547
<veggie> when matthew was just learning to talk we were on the bus
<veggie> and he couldnt quite pronounce truck
<veggie> he pronounced it fuck
<sully> back to work with you :)
<sully> LOL veggie
<veggie> so he looks out the bus window and says really loud...
<veggie> OH MOMMY BIG FUCK
<sully> LOL!
<veggie> hahaha
<veggie> BIG HUGE FUCK
<veggie> firetruck = firefuck
<veggie> dumptruck = dumpfuck
<veggie> etc..
#299442
<Pen> bool b;
<Pen> [...]
<Pen> if (b.ToString().length < 5) {...}
<Amanda> aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahaha
<Amanda> Who wrote that?
<Pen> indians
#298435
<misterx> :\
<misterx> <little sister> do you do anything besides download star trek?
<misterx> wtf kinda image does she have of me
#11876
<[BDT]Karma> put the chicken mushroom [ramen] outside
<[BDT]Karma> and wait with a club
<[BDT]Karma> maybe a squirrel will come by
<[BDT]Karma> and you will have food for another day
#165659
<Doc> I really liked the ending to Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe, honestly.
<Doc> I thought it would be rather Lord of the Ringy, but it turned out to be quicker, better, and more emotional
<Yutz> You could have had Edward make out with Mr. Tumnus, then it would be nice and Lord of the Ringy
<Doc> My first thought wasn't "gross" but "I'm sure the internet has already done that"
#54251
< Syntacs> Ah ha! I figured out what you should do with your giant porch, Wazm.
< Syntacs> Buy a bunch of cubicle dividers, and rent it out as apartments to about 15 Japanese salarymen.
#50118
<Epsilon> Trying to find porn on the internet is like trying
to find hay in a haystack.
#6727
<k8_fan> I have this nightmare that I die suddenly...and everyone I know starts looking through my browser cache.
* Hogie-One has that same dream!
#13359
<TrivBot> Question 3. A man's beard grows fastest when he ______?
<_Cozmo_> shaves it
<emul8or__> shaves
<RatAway> jacks off
<TrivBot> Here's a hint: antici
<Rjx> anticipates sex
<TrivBot> Rjx got the answer: anticipates sex. In: 5.7secs.
<Rjx> wtf?
#260
<Guilty> Pen, you're going to hae to give something up
<Guilty> You cant go to a gym and run geekissues.org
#234806
<Xoke> drinking decaf is like masturbating and faking an orgasm
Comment: #linuxcranks
#8719
<AndrewB> Lonely..
<Linguica> aww
<AndrewB> Come to bed and snuggle with me.
<AndrewB> Er, wrong window.
#309205
< radiofree> around the time the UK was planning to introduce id cards, i was walking down the high street and some hippy handed me a flyer "NO2ID", a campaign group opposed to government id cards, stating things like privacy etc...
< radiofree> at the bottom it said "Join our facebook group"
#245012
<Ailure> what is divisible by zero?
<blackhole89> a miserable little pile of exceptions
#9114
<D`Amour> time to gogogadgetbacktoworkasquickasfuckbeforeigetfired