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#16256
<mrfrosty> your'e a faggot short of a raging fire
<mrfrosty> if you know what i mean
<mrfrosty> and if you do, let me know
#25446
<phx> crap
* phx just upgraded winrar
<phx> rather, i upgraded to a russian version of winrar
* phx does not speak russian
#4450
<Alien> I believe our girls' softball team had something about them never being loose or something on their shirts ... they misspelled lose with HILARIOUS RESULTS.
#6103
<#hack/|al|> if i wrote a perl program, i wouldnt go telling people about it
#10429
<Toast> WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Pentagon (news - web sites) has
received information indicating that U.S. warplanes on Monday might have
accidentally bombed a home for senior citizens near the Afghan city of
Herat, a senior defense official said on Tuesday.
<Toast> *sigh*
<dert> oh god
<Toast> I guess that's what happens when you round up the dumbest 10% of
society, give them really big bombs and let them go nuts 10,000 miles
away
#28371
<ptw> rofl
<ptw> oh shit
<ptw> I have pissed myself
<ptw> afk
#5536
*** Joins: meganpreg (patricia25@modemcable172.78-202-24.cap.mc.videotron.ca)
<meganpreg> hi all
<Ghaleon> hello
<geoffh> meganpreg on #chatzone #chat #netsex #mindspring #CheeseBurger #gameart #gamedev #FSEntertainment #india +#pakistan #xxx
<geoffh> hungry bored pregnant looking-for-sex-chat muslim woman (?) looking to develop interactive media in southern asia while troubleshooting problems with her ISP
<MachinShi> lol
#8149
<Vertinox> >< jesus you eleetists
<Vertinox> i curse joe and anarch to die of prostate cancer at the age of 64
<Vertinox> you just remember that
<Soulflame> hehe
<Soulflame> DIE
<Exile> why not make it next year? curse them to die at age 14
*** Exile was kicked by Joe_ (I'm 17, jAckass.)
#874
<NOFX`> once a week someone threatens to take te channel
<NOFX`> its getting old
<NOFX`> iwish theyd threaten like my anal virginity or something
<NOFX`> i mean something im actually scared of losing
#39617
<@FiYoG> the average human has 6 to 8 pounds of skin
<+Toba> wow
<Bog> how much is that?
<@FiYoG> I don't remember the kg conversion
<@FiYoG> it's like the weight of a hard drive and a half
Comment: #hothardware on irc.burghcom.com
#50560
<+Warrior412> (*)
<+Warrior412> It's an olive.
<+Warrior413> .-.
<+Warrior413> it's a park bench
<+Warrior412> $$$$$$$ it's 7 dollar signs
<+Warrior413> oh
<+Heero> It's two idiots :-P
Comment: #intuitive on ECNet
#50471
so far gone fia: i fell asleep today in class
so far gone fia: it was so nice
scythen32: they don't kill you for that sort of thing at your school?
so far gone fia: well, we were watching a movie
so far gone fia: on buddhism
so far gone fia: i was "meditating"
#307590
<&Asestorian> you can only romance companions of the opposite gender
<&Entity> that's gay :(
#3872
<poste> no, i know this chick with awesome big boobs...2 actually
<rox-work> 2 awesome big boobs?
<rox-work> i should hope so
<matthardy> like one boob on a chest, is like kinda funky and wrong
<spazzer> nah, poste is confused
<spazzer> the chick has one huge uniboob
<matthardy> spazz: ahaha uniboob
<spazzer> and a unibrow to match
#4786
<malkav> 96 kbps is cd quality
<sic> you must have cd's from mexico or something :[[
#20078
<Silversong> Anybody ever wonder what would happen if we were suddenly flung into a weird dimension and we were all physically in a room together?
<Brentai> I'd have to pull my pants up real quick, most likely.
#8003
<Jon-> tom
<Jon-> imagine if your ISP pulled cable
<Jon-> what would you do?
<mewse> quit irc?
<mewse> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<mewse> hah.
#38474
<seph429> i have to hide IRC from my mom
<seph429> but my weed and alcohol is sitting on my desk
<seph429> WTF?
#16722
<abashta> I agree with you, bombing afghanistan to eradicate terrorists is like bombing the ghetto to get rid of the drug dealers
#7691
*** OpsuPup has joined #Aussie-Warez
<OpsuPup> fap fapping fap
<OutLore> indeed
<OutLore> howd you guess?
<OutLore> i mean nothing.
<OpsuPup> i can hear you from mornington dude
<OpsuPup> the walls are shaking
* OutLore blushes
#118819
<averagjoe> Yup, that's the proverbial spewing-coffee-on-the-monitor
<LCkitten> Which proverb is that from?
<dianagram> I believe its from Starbucks 4:95
<JustWhoIAm> Is that from the "Book of Christ and Latte Day Saints"?
#17058
<D|S-Alias> my balls are in such gay positions
<D|S-Alias> they are all on one side in a cluster
<D|S-random> i fuckin hate that
<D|S-random> when they stick to ur leg
<D|S-random> ER
<D|S-random> i just wanna rip them off
<D|S-Alias> im talking about pool yo
#19894
<Surfdog> dood
<Surfdog> my dad was just like "you know its ok to be gay"
<Surfdog> but couldn't keep a straight face
#52124
<digitok> Talon: Enable PM
<Talon> one sec
<Talon> done
<digitok> Thanks
<Talon> ok.. why did i do that if your not gonna PM me?
<digitok> I just wanted to see if you're still my bitch
Comment: #spiderslair on Webchat
#101348
<@MetalOverlord> 69 IS DIVINE
<@lemmayoshi> 70 is 69 with one watching
<@MetalOverlord> LAME
<@dlong> 68 is me eating out a snowman
<@CatGirlFetish> what in the fuck