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#39837
<dev0> Is there any better voice-canceling implementation than the usual channel-substraction thing?
<DEATH> try screaming along with inverted polarity
#53899
<NeCRoPedOPhilE_SuicideCULT> how to change my nickername?
#558
<@xvize> xwin is like an os
#29351
<MightyQuinn> You know about those roman hackers.
<MightyQuinn> THey were I III III VII.
#6566
<goatbustar> the church sex scandal: what would jesus do
<goatbustar> turn the other cheek
#8250
<Amenace> so your a fifteen year old girl that thinks my wife is hot, hang on while i have a wank
#16359
<knox> i used to use zippers but my foreskin got stick in it
<knox> i went to velcro and had some pubic hair problems
<knox> now i just wear dresses
#137029
[+PN] I tend to have my arms pointing like 30 degrees behind me when im running
[+PN] And stick to my toes.
[+PN] Not using full foot.
[%rammy] so like a fairy?
#11212
<arckbar> I was putting in a new sound card, and I accidently ejaculated all over the inside my computer. Now my computer won't turn on. Any advice on what I should do?
<arckbar> Basically I blanked, I was putting in the card, and when I came to, there was cum all inside the machine, and my computer wouldn't work
#20571
<ArcticFox> uugh.. I wish I had food.. all I have left are fudgecicles.
<Falkon> How much health do they give?
<Falkon> ...I did not just say that.
<ArcticFox> ...
<ArcticFox> THEY GIVE ME JUST ENOUGH HP TO KICK YOUR ASS.
#339
<locust> Hey phil how do I get rid of my ip number
#306043
Akensai: if there is a hell, im going to it.
Akensai: research paper due: april 11 - i wrote it 10 minutes ago
Akensai: and i wont lose any points.
Akensai: opened an image in notepad, renamed it to research-final.docx and submitted, knowing full well it would take him 2 weeks to grade
(7:22:21 AM) Akensai: so i get an email an hour ago "The doc you submitted is corrupt, can you email it to me real fast? Sorry about this."
Akensai: so i wrote it in about 45 minutes and sent it
Akensai: he read it, got an A
Akensai: most of it was bullshit and broken reference links that i purposely placed, fake URLS to highly prestigious colleges/etc, just broke links and made em look real
Akensai: not my fault is a source is MIA
Akensai: 3 pages of made up crap that i didnt research, turned in more than a week late, written in 45 minutes. 98% A
#2470
<Fade_> heh, truent, you have a big fat dick up my ass
<Fade_> err your ass
#32114
<Arcturus> Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF
#8397
<iora> i steal no hearts.
<iora> brains are more valuable on the black market.
#7118
<HowLeTT> if my back seat smells like pussy tomorrow, im going to be furious
<HowLeTT> seriously
#1851
<skmt> efnet is to a computer nerd what cigarettes are to a heroin addict.
<Digamy> i don't get it
<skmt> Digamy, if you ever come off of a hard-core drug addiction, you will find yourself addicted to cigarettes instead.
<Digamy> oh
* Digamy adds shooting up to his to-do list
#398
<PERvERT> i have a 9 inch penis
<Duce> is that in dog inches?
#261898
<@Kamaris> so apparently at 8:04 this morning i sent an email to the department
<@Kamaris> subject line "Srghb"
< MrCodez_> Kamaris, you sat on your phone and sent an email?
<@Kamaris> no, i jabbed angrily at it when i woke up late while using my thumb with one eye open
<@Kamaris> i was trying to say "i will be in late"
< MrCodez_> going for the phonetic spelling of that I see...
#3872
<poste> no, i know this chick with awesome big boobs...2 actually
<rox-work> 2 awesome big boobs?
<rox-work> i should hope so
<matthardy> like one boob on a chest, is like kinda funky and wrong
<spazzer> nah, poste is confused
<spazzer> the chick has one huge uniboob
<matthardy> spazz: ahaha uniboob
<spazzer> and a unibrow to match
#11185
<[AFT]^Kempi> what really got her mad was....
<[AFT]^Kempi> when i was burning a CD and got up from sex 1/2 way through and changed the cd
<[AFT]^Kempi> she didn't talk to me for a while
#60103
<cpukiller> lol I was visiting a local university the other day with my school and shit
<cpukiller> anyhow
<cpukiller> the 'tour guide' showed us iMac G3's
<cpukiller> and he was on about how these computers were so superior to any recent modern P4
<cpukiller> and how they had "billions more pixels"
<liquidplasmaflow> roflcopter
<cpukiller> and how the hardware for these G3's were so much more expensive
<cpukiller> anyhow
<cpukiller> this dude coursed computer sciences .
<liquidplasmaflow> ...
<liquidplasmaflow> rethinking your school of choice?
<cpukiller> Yah, needless to say he changed his major over to Tourism and Hospitality
<cpukiller> this never was a school of choice, I was just visiting it 'cause they gave us free food and we got to see the corpses med students fuck around with
#11178
<niles> If you use that logic, then using a completely open and unsecured network would be ok if you sealed the computer in a locked metal box, since it would deter physical attacks by baseball bats (ALL attacks are of equal value, right?). Or you could say that adding the line "WWJD" to the telnet login prompt would be a valid defense since it would lower the instance of attacks by Christians by 80%.
#44241
Dan> So here are two pyros comparing burn stories.. is this like the proverbial whipping out of the cocks, except for pyros?
*time lapse*
Jace> in chemistry class we were using bunsen burners, i took out a penny and decided to melt it
Dan> SWEET ASS
Jace> it was very sweet until i decided to cool it down in a beaker of what i thought was water
Dan> ..oh fuck
Jace> i mean the penny was melted...and i dumped it into a beaker of HCl
Dan> OH FUCK AND A HALF.
Jace> not only did it make a loud enough noise cooling itself down and getting everyones attention, but because of the heat change, and the fact that it was HCl, the beaker broke, spilling HCl, now hot because of the penny, all over. So it started eating away the table and floor and my lab coat.
Dan> Somehow I think your cock is bigger than mine.
Comment: Ooh, fire.
#60310
<DarkArchon> She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit
<DarkArchon> Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.
<DarkArchon> I asked how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't.
<DarkArchon> She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.
<DarkArchon> I told her that was what the beer was for.
<DarkArchon> I don't think she's coming back....
Comment: irc.archspace.org 6666 #archspace