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#43506
<Dracos> Education levels by vocabulary:
<Dracos> Drop out: Dude, this is like, watch my hands!
<Dracos> High school: Using this technique, I can accomplish something.
<Dracos> Undergraduate: Understanding this paradigm, I can accomplish more.
<Dracos> Graduate: Defining a paradigm, we can see that this subtree of technique and method becomes more clear.
<Dracos> Doctorate/Post-Doctorate: Paradigm Paradigm Paradigm Paradigm Paradigm Paradigm Paradigm Paradigm Paradigm Paradigm.
#43085
<Hardstuff> I am THE internet
<Kushan> dude, your body consists of 90% porn?
#234700
<#xXRederickXx#> I love having all my neighbors on wireless Internet.
<#xXRederickXx#> this way when I'm downloadin pron all I need to do is switch to the McNallys network and I
<#xXRederickXx#> 1.) get pron from a faster uncorrupted source,
<#XxRederickXx#> 2.) get the satisfaction of having their asshole son sent off to military school for having impure thoughts.
#301487
saltydog: i told you
thero: you did?
saltydog: you said youd go if someone bought you a drink
thero: stop talking to me when im drunk
saltydog: that leaves a 5 minute window each day to talk to you
thero: thats not my problem
#1932
* Fry plays with his dead baby hand puppets.
<Fry> "I'm Dead."..."Me Too"
#886
<osx> I programmed my sidewinder for IRC combat.
<osx> A for Awp, B for Ban, and C for Kick.
<osx> So watch out..
#7339
<NeSSa`> yeah but he isnt fucking him?
<[ben]> not to my knowledge...jason was walkin a little funny tonight though
#6070
<psychicbug> ok, take the bible in a .txt document and open it in notepad. shift every first letter to the right 1, and save it as an .avi. turns out, its a cumshot vid
#25619
<clay> if i take an open wire from my motherboard and stick it in a cup of water will it do anything
<jonathans> yes
<jonathans> it will heat the water
#7119
<Philly_B> <--------->
<Philly_B> hmm...
<Philly_B> the set of all real numbers
(*michael) The set of all real numbers, now only $99.99! Order now and get a complimentary imaginary number commemorative plate free with your order.
#52741
<stan> life just isn't complete until you can do a line of blow off the back of a girl you're anally violating while she's decapitated.
<Eigenstat> stan, dude, that would be impossible. The post decapitation reflex is STRONG. Every muscle spasms like FUCK about 5 seconds after the spinal cord is severed.
<stan> god, it's not like she'll squeeze my dick off.
<Eigenstat> no, but she'd ruin the line, man.
Comment: efnet #ampedout
#11506
* Teufel is a moron
<_wEaSeL_> well said
<Teufel> I tore up my room looking for the receipt for my 'broken speakers' to return them; when all I had to do is plug them in
#7133
<Rasputin> eiiiiidle eidle eee
<Rasputin> eiiiidle eidle eee
<Rasputin> we won't be leavin' til we get some pus-sy sooooooo
<CrashCat> i'm not complainin' but shut up or I'll beat your brain in
#14809
<Einstein> What does A.B.C.D.E.F. stand for?
<Einstein> Time's up!
<Einstein> The answer is American Boys Club for the Defense of Errol Flynn
#16707
*** Quits: nanm (Quit: Unable to join #real_life (You're banned))
#62761
Xop: Hey, I'm smooth when I want to be.
Xop: Fuck, I just cut myself.
#5317
<Cutter> you know whats a trip ? when one of your friends in high school has to do a speech to the class and does it on acid, gets confused and pisses his pants - that owned
#4451
<amoeba> mouse gestures = OMG IM TOO LAZY TO PRESS TEH BUTTONS ON TEH KEYBOARD
<@tr0n> HEY IF I MOVE IT IN AN S PATTERN AND THEN A ZIGZAG AND THEN A SQUARE SHAPE IT WILL TAKE ME TO FAGS.NET
#8924
<un2> should i just settle for a bmw?
<Gen`Aku> settle settle?!?!?1
<Gen`Aku> don't use the word settle and bmw in the same sentance
<Gen`Aku> unless it's about the dust settling
<Gen`Aku> BITCH
#1546
(timmo) the average testicle is the size of a walnut.
[maff] the average walnut tastes better than the average testicle
#147599
<Ratfor> my roomates are play sharades
<Ratfor> tim is using his hands to do bios beep codes.
<Ratfor> 3-3-1
#29818
<Optima|Kraft> http://edition.cnn.com/2003/TECH/ptech/10/01/g3.health.reut/index.html
<Parak> great
<Parak> soon we're all going to be mutants
<Optima|Kraft> tru
<Matrim> However, cognitive functions such as memory and response times were boosted by both 3G signals and the current signals, the study found. It said people became more alert when they were exposed to both.
<Matrim> fuckin' sweet
<Matrim> i guess this explains japan
<Parak> However, reproductive functions such as erection and ejaculation times were boosted by both hentai and the anime signals, the study found. It said people became more horny when they were exposed to both.
<Parak> i guess this explains japan
<Parak> :/
#3947
<Digital-^> i love brits , every time i hear someone mention a fag break all i can think of is someone knocking on my door , picking me up , and smoking me
#49374
<ndonegan> arghh!! Touched a metal shelfing unit here, and a fellow walking past the office actually came in cause he saw the flash from the static shock and my body in close proximity :/
<hostyle> so you flashed some guy walking by your office?
<ndonegan> hostyle: you have a very interesting way of seeing things
Comment: seen on #linux on irc.linux,ie
#10489
<deimos> what are you installing?
<hep> your mom
<hep> YourMom v.2.4.5
<deimos> wow
<deimos> yourmom kept panicing on me
<hep> she does that deimos