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#23510
<woodss> omg
<woodss> one of our sales team sent a request for proposal to a school yesterday... he got a reply today, with all of the spelling and grammar corrections made for him.. LMAO
<Carlo> Hahaha
<woodss> there was a big red ring around one paragraph...!!
<Carlo> That's great
<woodss> I guess we didn't get the work... lol
<Carlo> Heh, one would think not
<lech> suprised you even got a response at all...
#6354
<_Hawkeye_> I don't bareback
<_Hawkeye_> Fastest way to the grave
<Mthbeylt> I'm not sure, but I have a feeling this isn't about the relative merits of riding horses without a saddle.
#18642
<Frostbite> i used to be ashamed of my 4 inch wang. until i found out girls liked it that wide
#35870
<JoJo> man that was a great movie
<JoJo> everybody was kung-fu fighting
<NPellizzer> were they fast as lightning?
<JoJo> yeah, in fact it was a little bit frightning
<JoJo> cause they had expert timing
#42479
<Les> i hate life
<Les> i want to remove it
<borderlineerotica> it cant be that bad
<Les> from others
#18427
<Rokan> WTF is that road sign mean.....
<Rokan> its a truck ramming into a virtical road
<Zimbu> The sign means: "You are now in Canada. Please kill yourself before it gets even worse."
#3878
<nARcOtIC]> any of u know someone witha f ast internet connection?
<[ric]> me, suppa fast... so fast I can't even see the packets go by when I open the modem up
<nARcOtIC]> how fast is it?
<[ric]> so fast I can't even explain it
<nARcOtIC]> right
<[ric]> so fast that by the time I try and upload something it was uploaded 10 minutes earlier
<[ric]> stunningly fast, it is..
#159501
Starlights59: dude
Starlights59: i just got rickrolled by fucking drugs
Starlights59: i'm under the influence of stuff right and then like
Starlights59: out of nowhere
Starlights59: rickroll starts playing in my head
#305620
<Gale_> my sister's neighbor is a dumbass
<Gale_> "Look at me, I'm going to have an unsecured wireless network and not change the default login settings for the router!"
<Gale_> My question is should I protect their network and change the login settings on the router just to teach them a lesson, or should I leave it be and let my sister borrow their connection whenever she feels like?
<Gale_> I did that to my neighbor a couple of years ago.
<Gale_> put a password on it and changed the router login info.
<Gale_> The router was in the dumpster a few days later and a new unsecured network showed up at the same time.
#18607
[17:36] <kNIGits> hey, can anyone get to apple dot com?
[17:36] <ambr> kNIGits: no, it was taken down by a worm
[17:36] <ambr> GETTIT >? ??@!??@!?!@?!?@?
#18895
<Swank> I really only use lisp these days for scriptin tools for emacs
<Fedaykin> you used the e word
<Swank> if my editor can't make me breakfast it isn't useful enough
<Fedaykin> ehehe
<Fedaykin> if my editor can make me breakfast, it's ass needs to be in the kitchen
#42930
<_stan> old macdonald had a farm
<_stan> e-i-e-i-o
<_stan> and on that farm he had a 40-50% statistical likelihood of committing an unnatural sex act with an animal according to the research of alfred kinsey
<_stan> e-i-e-i-o
Comment: #ampedOut nursery rhyme
#8731
<cams> i dont like risking it. you can never tell if that "Lesbian House Party" hardcore porn turns out to be "Donky Anal Rape"
<Meat_PoPs> or vise versa
#37601
<Deedux> speaking of food, I don't get it
<Deedux> when I was eating like a fat ass, my dumps were all normal and, for the most part, pleasant
<KArmA-> that's not what your tummy says
<Deedux> but now that I've been exercising and eating salads and what not, my ass is like celine dion
<Deedux> indiscriminantly spewing excrement
Comment: #couch on EFnet
#256742
Ian: Do you ever watch the TV news and think, "I saw that on Reddit...that shit is old news?"
Chris: they got news on tv?
Ian: lol
Chris: they like just read digg articles on the air or something?
#42762
<@AlmtyBob> haha
<@AlmtyBob> by sorting my mp3s I can see the exact date I got into hip-hop
<@AlmtyBob> 2/18/03
Comment: #ramen
#50350
<@CFX> no
<@CFX> I'm not into zoophilia
<@CFX> leave that for Daz
<@CFX> and his walruses
<Dazzy> ....
<Dazzy> MANATEES dammit!
#4428
<happy> the neat thing about java is that it's so slow
#310035
<ioiom63> I went to the doctor, and I had to fill out these papers, right?
<ioiom63> They must use the same papers for men and women, because I had to fill in whether or not I was pregnant.
<ioiom63> I'm a bit of a dick, so I wrote "You never know!"
<ioiom63> 30 minutes later a nurse is VERY angry with me because they're extremely busy already and I've just made things worse...
<ioiom63> ...because if a patient gives any indication of being unsure whether or not they are pregnant, the staff are legally required to take the time to do a pregnancy test.
<ioiom63> Apparently the rule does not also state "...but only if the patient is female."
<ioiom63> Long story short, I am most definitely NOT pregnant.
#7890
<Fodz> I AM JUST NOT APPRECIATED AROUND HERE
<rabbitfood> not for your brains fods, just your arse. :)
#305635
< JDigital> my sister found out that I know the names of the my little ponies
< JDigital> I don't know how long I can keep up the facade that I don't watch it
#1911
<D\TOX> DenverJeepGuy : well check out my picture and see if I look too old for you
<D\TOX> babyangelcakes1405 : damn ur hott!
<D\TOX> DenverJeepGuy : so do you like college guys like me?
<D\TOX> babyangelcakes1405 : yeah...
<D\TOX> this 14 year old says she can't fuck me
<D\TOX> 'cause she's grounded
<D\TOX> but in a month she can
#301056
<froggey> gta4 is fantastic. just got run over by the stationary car i was trying to steal :D
#28471
<darkjedi> xandy: well - to repent - go spank the monkey for a while...that should get those impure thoughts from out of your head
<XanderDaWatcher> i dont have a monkey to spank :/
<XanderDaWatcher> oh
#60275
<Bjarni> XeryusTC: the reason for your project is failing is that you want to get a life and your progress is to make a homepage and get people from IRC to read it