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#36409
<xenophile> the women i've been with who say they dont mastrubate are usualy the wildest in bed...
<crypticreign> really?
<crypticreign> ive found the opposite
<xenophile> wow
<xenophile> perhaps i let loose something in them
<xenophile> must be orgasm after orgasm
<crypticreign> hehe
* gr doubts either of you has a large enough sample set for reliable statistical data here.
Comment: #dnalounge
#79451
[@TheWickerMan] I'd wear white ipod headphones and hook it up to my shit walkman
[@TheWickerMan] then I would walk through the ghetto and look at all these people gathering around like they're going to jack me
[@TheWickerMan] that's when I pulled out the walkman
[@TheWickerMan] and they'd take pity on me...some guy even offered me a buck...
#49757
<HonkeyKong> My dick is one inch long, and six inches wide.. They call me "pancake"
#306310
<oughts> My finger is vibrating periodically.
<oughts> Like a phone.
<halifax> Ring finger?
#4008
<evil-guru> if the Bible says Pi equals 3, the Pi must equal 3
<j-la> Thou shalt not reckon in decimals.
#311142
<l0de> oh shit that "walked over my grave" feeling when someone's IRC nickname is your root password
#59651
<qozi> Mmkay. Let this be a lesson to ya all
<qozi> getting piss drunk and playing with the flyback on a CRT is NOT the way to a "fun night".
<qozi> Although it is entirely entertaining to see people getting eletrozapped with enough force to clear several meters backwards
<qozi> such is NOT entertaining when it's your turn and you happen to be the only one bare-footed standing on wet grass outside.
<qozi> On the positive side, ether my body is still in shock, or running 20kVolts across your skin is a good way to prevent handovers, although my feet are still completly numb and unresponsive this wonderful morning.
Comment: Aftermath of a party at the electronics repair shop
#25540
<NewFoundGonads> "if gamecubes could give head.. girls would be in a shit load of trouble"
#36734
<fleet> So I've started a job with a tech company
<fleet> And I'm building a server downstairs with the head of technical
<fleet> He tells me to pass him the RAM on the table
<fleet> I pick it up and read 512 DDR 2700 and ask
<fleet> "What the hell does Dance Dance Revolution RAM do differently?"
<fleet> He facepalmed and told me to go sit in the idiot corner
#8844
<marius_#acknak> Prosecutors, quoted by the Associated Press and Reuters, also said the man was carrying a CD-ROM in his baggage that contained a training programme for fighters wanting to wage "holy war."
<marius_#acknak> I wonder if this training program is based on the quake engine.
#67755
<Amika> what is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm
<RMD> going down on a girl and seeing she has a penis
<MrMog> the holocaust
<Amika> you guys are no fun
#10505
<cj_> i hate it when someone at work has to point out to me that my
shirt is both inside out and backwards.
<jej> is it?
<cj_> it is.
<cj_> i pulled the whole Fashion Statement routine..
#23831
<|404notfound> Kazaa is like playing Russian roulette, only with porn instead of bullets.
#299429
< ChOwToo> elle, did you really understand the augmented Turing machine argument the other day in that other channel? Or were you just pretending?
<@elle> what?
* ChOwToo feels relieved
Comment: #VerbalAbuse @ Undernet
#8217
<noskill> I was banned from my junior highs network for having every printer in the school print 5000 pages of "FEED ME PAPER!" simultaneously
#6125
<HrdwrBoB_> they are poo :)
<HrdwrBoB_> but hten
<HrdwrBoB_> they are not poo
<HrdwrBoB_> so they are poo and not poo AT THE SAME TIME!!
<Fryboy> quantum poo
#3561
<mightyflo> they need to make a car washing sim
<nitrifik_> I'd play it.
<FE2work> what r u a spic ?
<blazemore> haha
<blazemore> would you like to buy a vowel?
<blazemore> or even a whole word
#24177
<Faight> Reproduction is stupid.
<AndrewLB> You want sex, don't you?
<Faight> I have a 6 year old brother.
<Faight> He's an annoying little bastard, but I love him.
<Faight> =/
<AndrewLB> That was quite possibly THE most disturbing answer you could give.
#874
<NOFX`> once a week someone threatens to take te channel
<NOFX`> its getting old
<NOFX`> iwish theyd threaten like my anal virginity or something
<NOFX`> i mean something im actually scared of losing
#19892
<@Ruiner> i think i just woke up with a different pair of boxers on then the ones i went to sleep in
#56647
<tonyyarusso> I turned off my backlight by mimicking the line I found in the suspend script, I think it was 'sudo vbetool dpms off'. So then, to turn it back on, I tried to reverse it by hitting the up arrow, backspace three times, then on (effectively 'sudo vbetool dpms on'), then my password. Now the screen is cycling through colors and I can't do anything. Please help!
#28813
<dharmakid> are you guyz sure that God hates fags? My brothers gay,,,does God hate him?
<n0thing> yes
<n0thing> god hate him
<tfg> yes
<tfg> Everyone hates him
<n0thing> includling me and tfg
<tfg> but ofcourse
<dharmakid> poor poor unenlightened souls....God is the source Universal love...hi very nature is incapable of hate...I feel compassion for all of you...you will be doomed to repeat the process of birth,life and death until you learn this Truth...
* dharmakid has left #god.hates.fags
<n0thing> he must be gay
<n0thing> like his brother
<tfg> yeah
#32515
<norm0> Roses are red, violets are blue
<norm0> Im schizophrenic, and so am I
#8259
<akumapan> yous ound like poopoo
<andy> You type like poop.
<andy> and your mother was suspicious that it took her nine whole months to take a crap, so she named it just in case.
#16587
<I am Budwin>I found the meaning of life. . . And I can download it too!!!
<Revica4000>. . . . . . .