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#11981
<oreth> Jay and silent bob said the f-word 227 times
<huzyrdadi> in all five films?
<@Breathe> I think he means just in the trailer.
#56166
<Darien> I love my job
<Darien> I saw a coworker trying to figure out how to make his chair lean back
<Darien> he was on the ground looking at the bottom of it
<Darien> we talk about the chairs for a minute or so
<Darien> then he puts on his headset, hits a button on his phone, and says 'Sorry ma'am, thanks for holding.'
#9596
<@PikaChan> the four greatest numbers in existance: 13, 69, 666, 1337
<@PikaChan> man, it'd be cool to have the phone number 1-337-666-1369
<%ragna> pika, you thought long and hard about that didnt you?
<@PikaChan> yes i did
#310406
<@pronto> Last night my friend asked to use a USB port to charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge my book.
<@pronto> The future is stupid.
#43747
<@Catcher> if only the government had a blog...
<@thc\ip> ...
<@thc\ip> " haa haa suckers"
<@thc\ip> is all it would say
Comment: #geekissues @ EFNet
#301216
<CapnStrongnose> it kills the mood when you cum in your own eye
#51577
<Theropissed> Hey tuqui
<Theropissed> I enlisted.
<Tuqui-tuqui> yes vash :D
<Tuqui-tuqui> schweet!
<Tuqui-tuqui> you have server IP?
<Theropissed> ...
<Theropissed> as in
<Theropissed> joined the army.
<Theropissed> ...
<Tuqui-tuqui> oh...
Comment: #cainslair, etg
#302899
<Pryoidain> What are you trying to hide?
<asaph> Nothing that needs encryption, I just want it to be tricky to find.
<Pryoidain> got a separate /tmp partion?
<asaph> of course.
<Pryoidain> unmount it then copy shit to /tmp. It will actually copy it to the /tmp directory on the ROOT filesystem. then when you remount /tmp, the directory becomes a pointer, pointing to the real one, but without removing any of your files in the physical directory on the root system.
<Pryoidain> No one will ever find them unless /tmp fails to mount, or they're looking for it. even if they're looking for it, they'll see them in /tmp and assume their garbage, that is if you name them right.
<asaph> ...that's fucking genius.
<Pryoidain> I know, I've been hiding my porn under the /boot directory for about 3 years now.
#7005
<Rikhei> I am *not* a pricktease
<K`shandra> oh - you follow through. Okay. ;-)
#45023
s T a R lI n E j: Sauron is a giant flaming eyeball... can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
#309295
<jlamothe> It's super useful when you're chatting in one window, but want to keep an eye on another.
<jlamothe> ...sorry wrong channel... and an excellent way of not illustrating my point.
#11271
<Sandie> http://www.nifty.org/nifty/gay/celebrity/wesleys-anal-ordeal <- Sci needs to see this
<Sandie> "As Wesley opened his mouth in agony Kor slid the gigantic head of
<Sandie> his Klingon cock into his soft boy-mouth. Wes's scream became a gurgle as
<Sandie> he began nursing the head in compliance with Kor's bellowing order to
<Sandie> please his warrior dick with his pussyboy mouth.
<c_thur> ...
* Tomko slits his wrists and welcomes the sweet red death
#9
<cooksii> incest is at least something the whole family can do.
#32935
<HanSkywalker> there is only one reason i disliked ROTK
<Errtu> don't get me wrong. i do like the movie. i just think they could've done certain things different
<HanSkywalker> they cut the fucking shower scene
<HanSkywalker> erm
<HanSkywalker> Shire
<HanSkywalker> hehe
<HanSkywalker> *blink*
#31527
* RunNeoRun activates the Snow Scan
<ZaphodB> wow.
<ZaphodB> i am fwcasniated by the pdloepper farada.
<ZaphodB> uff da
<ZaphodB> fwascinaetd by the dopler rafdar.
<ZaphodB> GODDAMMIT
<ZaphodB> WORK, FINGERs
<ZaphodB> fascinated by the doppler radar
<RunNeoRun> ZaphodB: please don't make me laugh so hard. my abs are really sore
<ZaphodB> there wg ego
Comment: #userfriendly during blizzard in Ohio
#58
<disconect> Tekken and sex both give my hand a cramp if I do it for too long, though...
#5595
<@goose> does any one know a way of checking if some one is online without using msn or any over chat software
<@goose> ?
<+KawaiiUsagi> not unless you know their assigned ip addy
<@goose> nope
<@goose> BT change it every time you log on
<@goose> can you ping the phone number ?
#8476
<tm> meetings, the alternative to work
<Dane> meetings, the PRACTICAL alternative to work
<Rushn> Masterbation, the FUN alternative to work
#309086
Charlie: next door have been drilling for like 2weeks non stop
Charlie: what the fuck are they making
Richard: holes
#29613
<LordByron{l}> I didn't steal nuthin.... I "reassigned ownership"
Comment: ACN #bdsm_dungeon
#7178
<BeLLa`> does sperm die when it hits the air, msg me if u know
<carcin0gen-> sounds like someone got a 3 pointer
#51518
<GenericLoser> So in PE today we were asked to name swimming strokes.
<GenericLoser> One of the less intelligent girls in the class responded "doggy style".
#39919
<mrwinkey> I had to date ALOT of women before I found my wife
<mrwinkey> most of them were money grubbing sluts
<mrwinkey> I enjoyed the slut part way more than the money grubbing part.
#46290
<Tigs> i used to try not to swear
<Tigs> then one day i thought
<Tigs> Fuck it
#54703
MofattP: bleh, I'm fighting a sinus infection. My snot looks like a fruit loops commercial
MofattP: Green Mucus!
MofattP: Yellow Chunks!
MofattP: Red Streaks!
MofattP: Follow your nose!
MofattP: If it had marshmellow suprises, I could market my snot as a breakfast cereal.