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#50723
<Kyrion> do NOT eat a hot pizza naked
<Kyrion> correction
<Kyrion> do NOT drop a slice of hot pizza on yourself when you are naked
<Fibbles> don't irc when naked
<Fibbles> freak
#463
"The cheek of every American must tingle with shame as he reads the silly,
flat, and dishwatery utterances of the man who has to be pointed out to
intelligent foreigners as the President of the United States."
The Chicago Times review of After Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.
#6367
<Dobbs> I went out on a date once with a women who said that, whatever the society was, it could not function unless women were the "gatekeepers of sex"...
<Dobbs> ...so I said, "Well, not if women were private property."
<Dobbs> That shut her up.
#14843
<Azadre> Computers kick ass
<Western_Chee> my gaydar totally wasnt functioning today
<Azadre> My ass hurts
<Western_Chee> i was about to buy shit from express for men
*** Western_Chee was kicked by Puedlfor (Puedlfor)
*** Azadre was kicked by Puedlfor (Puedlfor)
<RunninRaven> Pued, you are a saint
<Puedlfor> I do what I can
#307633
<Aberrant> I found out why my brother dropped off the face of the internet
<Aberrant> he rage quit TF2 by taking a pair of scissors to all the cables in his PC
<Aberrant> then to the motherboard
#28960
<m[e]ntor> Does anyone know where I can buy 100 m of wireless lan cable?
<insight> Well, you could try NASA's "things not yet and never will be invented"-department or something.
#10767
<angie> yea, finally finished moving all my stuff in today.
<guyen> can't be that bad, she's pretty hot. i could tap dat azz all day
<guyen> godamn i need a picture of her so i can at least jerk off to it
<angie> isn't she in your class, just stare at her with your photographic memory.
<guyen> believe me i do, she's got an azzzzzzz
<angie> she's also right behind me.
<guyen> are you serious?
<angie> yea. she says you're pretty cute too. says you should have the balls to ask her out though.
<guyen> um, will you go out with me?
<angie> she says yes. pick her up tomm 7:30 after her evening class, she wants to see kate and leopold or whatever.
<guyen> are you kidding me? holy shit! im calling your house now
<angie> no i'm just fucking with you.
<guyen> your're a bitch you know that
<angie> i know.
#38676
<utopian> what's a corny pick up line to pull on a hot asian chick with a quakecon t-shirt
<Moridin_> does this smell like chloroform to you?
Comment: #geekissues
#305658
<dhill> I need to shave damnit. Hair is getting caught in the zipper again.
<majdo> wtf
#30966
<TriviaServ> mus.1145. Music: Name the Artist/Band that recorded this song: Get Another Boyfriend (Martin/Rami) ?
<TriviaServ> 1st Hint: ********** ****
<SpAz> backstreet boys
<TriviaServ> YES, SpAz!!! got the answer -> backstreet boys <-
<SpAz> god i cant believe i jsut got that
* SpAz shoots self in face with shotgun
#11241
<xdeep> does anyone have a computer currently handy
#38960
<Crest> help! my cell phone won't stop vibrating
<NJX180> wanna trade?
#1700
thep0et> i can pull my scrotum up to the point where it looks like a pussy
#33530
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
#30514
<Calisa> This guy's quote says "If it has tits or wheels you won't understand it."
<Calisa> I think we should build a sex doll that is attached to wheels.
<Calisa> Instead of feet and hands, it has wheels.
<BChikapa> That'd be so awesome.
<BChikapa> But, it'd be hard to do doggy style.
#2292
<brase_one> anyone have kemetic suns - stop the world = free leech to my ftp site
<MiNdizzle> that's the weirdest math equation i've seen
#29524
<wang^> man white girls go for $150 grand a head
<wang^> in saudi arabia
* wang^ thinks
<psykoz> man i need to sell my gf then
<wang^> no kidding!
<wang^> 150 grand!
<wang^> you spin me right round
<psykoz> man with 150g's i can buy me a cheapie ferrari
<amoeba> with $150K i can buy me plenty cheap hookers and export them to saudi arabia
#8262
<jeer> I have to move to mississippi soon..I wish I had a sister or cousin there.
<jeer> who am I going to date?
#2107
<SPD-DMN> yo theres a fucking swat team on the road accross from me
<SPD-DMN> im going to check it out
<RockShox> SPD-DMN will be back in 10 to 20
#30295
<Araldite> Pentium make the BEST hard drives.
#29328
<egon> check out, and turn in old keys, and that's the end of the old apartment..
<DJ-Pyro> burn it to the ground
<egon> I think it's worse to leave it back to the landlords
#37704
[23:50] * HerbDX is now on holiday, back in 2 weeks
[23:55] * HerbDX is on holiday [ back in 2 weeks 6 days 23 hours and 55 minutes ]
[23:55] <harryj> this is gonna be a LONG 2 weeks
#6217
<b[a]rt> hey guest1!
<Guest1> hi
<b[a]rt> what's up?
<Guest1> male
#20435
<tudda> Man you guys are nerds.
<tudda> Im outta here, im going to go watch star wars.
#33975
xdev0luti0nx: If chinese food is too americanized, I never like it
Serrated Sp00n: lol. All chinese food is americanized, Hannah.
Serrated Sp00n: Real chinese people couldn't afford to eat chinese food the way we do.