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#9526
<MadMax> press the Alt key.
<MadMax> Once.
<MadMax> press the left arrow key
<MadMax> Once
<MadMax> press the down arrow key
<MadMax> then you should get a list...
<MadMax> ?
<MadMax> that works for me at least..
<Altariel> that takes me into the tools menu
<MadMax> which left are you going 8p
<Altariel> oh fuck
#56905
<MrMiyagi> Do I seem gay to you?
<Jenna> no, vince..why?
<MrMiyagi> Well..I was watching pro wrestling and..I'm not talking like full fledged boner or nothin but..
#21970
<Mardom> Tip: Never try to pee no handed and with out watching
<Mardom> I did ;(
<Lare> or in the dark
<Ratadm> try it while doing jumping jacks
<Mardom> I was feeling adventerous
#1598
<k-rad-bob> omg
<k-rad-bob> I just realized
<k-rad-bob> I have a fully working penis in my pants
<k-rad-bob> brb
#22349
<gilesw> so wtf is damn v-station
<gilesw> it was supposed to be out ages ago
<ToyLaNdeR> thats like a train station, but run by this guy named victor
#32065
<Preznix> penis adapter for gameboy advanced sp
<splice> finally, a use for the power glove
#307812
<ninja_warrior666> can anyone tell me how to create sodium metal?
<ninja_warrior666> or nitrocellulose?
<Schroedingers_hat> Well, it all starts with an infinitely hot singularity...
<ninja_warrior666> ...
<Schroedingers_hat> But you've gotta create some nothing first.
<Schroedingers_hat> Well, not first
<Schroedingers_hat> because you haven't created time yet.
<Schroedingers_hat> Well not yet
<Schroedingers_hat> but you get what I mean
#16994
<Spankle> What the fuck is a furniture cover?
<Al> Spankle: a sheet you put over chairs and shit to stop dust or dirt getting on them
<Al> like a foreskin for your sofa.
<Jre-La> And retracts when guests come by
#35815
<doughboyy> Now Playing: Billy Talent - The Ex
<Theo> Now Playing: Velvet Revolver - Slither
<Kao> Now Playing: With my cock
#2770
<VmprHntrD> magic: the gathering of lower lifeforms
#35206
<Rjx> I seriously need to take a piss
<Rjx> but the door is blocked up
<Neon[UK]> why?
<Rjx> bats
<Rjx> got to keep them out
<Rjx> I may have to pee out the window
Comment: #geekissues
#29657
<FoxNOTICE> irc.foxlink.net going down for a reboot. everyone can thank openssh and their shitty fucking coding team.
#102902
(@Aneyva) my computer is spazzing... brb gotta reboot
—› quit: (Aneyva)
• +missey wonders what spazzing computer looks like
(%Cory) it screams at you asking for swiss chocolate and makes you drive to somewhere a few towns over to get it and bitches at you when you get back
(%Cory) oh wait that's pregnant
#84297
<stac> ...
<stac> wtf
<stac> i just called a mate in the office
<stac> he picks up and informs me that he is in the toilet taking a crap
<stac> i tell him i'll call later
<stac> and he says "no no, we can talk. it will be a longer session"
Comment: mWtNet/#sporks
#25243
<RageATM> been sitting here for so long when i walked into the other room i could still see my mirc screen
#283880
Her: please answer honestly, yes or no, k?
Him: Go on.
Her: why do people make fun of blondes?
Him: Yes.
#10361
<AsylumXKP> And it hard to hit on the German chicks thanks to the thick language barrier.
<Erdrick> just pull it out and point to it
#297245
<MulleDK19> How would I do arctan without a calc?
<HiLander> first, dim the lights
<engimo> put on some barry manilow
<HiLander> pour two glasses of red wine
<engimo> light some candles maybe
<HiLander> and then.. wait for the magic to begin
<engimo> yeh
Comment: #math on freenode
#51089
<Twyce_Dailey> u know... cheap body jewelery isn't fun
<AphonyDissnt> sure it is..
<AphonyDissnt> you can play "what's that infection"
Comment: #20something on Undernet
#18503
<splat_v2> bob is in a pigfucker mood!
* HrdwrBoB goes off in search of a pig :)
<splat_v2> you wanna make it squeal!
<splat_v2> and its good cause they dont sweat!
* HrdwrBoB doesn't ask how you know that
#3670
<Object> shutting down your computer is like putting your dog in a cage
<Object> you just don't do that
#34585
(@septor) I should play some splinter cell pt now
(@Galaddin) wtf? just checked the top 40 for this weeks pop songs, it's like exactly the same as when i checked 3 months ago
(@septor) bash.org mods probably run the list
Comment: So true
#14426
<PrincessLeia2> yeah we wrote linux install directions for Unreal Tournament, and I made the cuteyist UT Tux image for it on my webpage!
<PrincessLeia2> ...
<PrincessLeia2> wow, i just managed to be totally geeky and very girly in the same sentance O_O
#7276
( Fuzzy ) like flicking through his images dir
( Lev ) oh i thought you said "licking"
( Lev ) how peculiar
( Teddy ) Lev: is there something on your mind?
( Teddy ) you seem a little pre-occupied...
( Lev ) wouldn't you lick to find out
#1729
<blinkchik> can i become a bot and how??